Hilly’s Angels

Only a really twisted mind could ever equate the ultimate male fantasy of the 70’s with the Stygian witches who do the bidding of She Who Must Be Protected. This is what we have come to, ladies and gentlemen.
If you recall, the premise was a mysterious man named Charlie (voice of John Forsythe, but you already knew that) who recruited three police women and turned them into a team of super crime fighters. Any male awash with testosterone during those times who tells you he didn’t have the infamous Farrah Fawcett poster on his wall is probably lying to you.

They did a remake of this classic in the 1990’s, but like most imitations it paled in comparison to the real deal.

Now comes the most hateful criminal whoever donned a polyester pantsuit, Hilly Von Pukestain. She recruited her ‘angels’ and put them in positions to wield power and most of all, protect her. They are fiercely loyal and any attempt to dissuade them aiding and abetting her criminality would be futile.

First is Cheryl Mills.I have no idea what she ever did on her own, don’t much care.

Second is Body Girl and alleged lover, Iranian Muslim, mated with the New York Adam’s Apple, Carlos Danger, AKA Bony Tony Weiner, Huma Abedin.

Last but not least, The Enforcer. The one charged with rigging the primaries for her boss to be exalted to the throne she reckons is rightfully hers. Her services have no doubt made her enough money to keep her in organic hair mayonnaise and heavy duty marital aids for a very long time. The one. The only (thank goodness). Rumors she has a love child with Alan Grayson have never been proven.

Look, y’all, I have a reputation and I try to live down to it as often as possible. If you want intelligent, cogent thought, read Victor Davis Hanson or Clarice Feldman. I’m an idiot…but you already knew that.

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23 responses to “Hilly’s Angels

  1. Pistol Pete

    ABC, CBS, Fox News Express Interest in Trump-Sanders Debate

    TRUMP SAID HE WILL DEBATE BERNIE IF THE NETWORK WILL DONATE $10 MILLION TO CHARITY.SANDERS SAYS HE WANTS TO NAME THE CHARITY FOR HALF THE MONEY.THE PRICE WOULD BE A STEAL FOR THE RATINGS ANY NETWORK PUTTING THE MOGUL AND THE SOCIALIST ON THE SAME STAGE.
    Speaking at a press conference Thursday morning, Trump said that his campaign had already fielded calls from several networks about the possibility of hosting a debate. He added, “I’d love to debate Bernie. He’s a dream.”
    http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/abc-cbs-fox-news-interest-trump-sanders-debate-bernie-donald-election-2016-1201783932/

    Trump-Sanders Debate Would Be Unprecedented, Unpredictable, and Hillary’s Worst Nightmare

    Words cannot describe how exciting this would be, but we’ll try a few. “Unprecedented.” “Unpredictable.” “Bonkers.”
    http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/Decoder/2016/0526/Would-Trump-Sanders-debate-blow-up-politics-as-we-know-it

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Bernie Sanders Calls David Brock ‘Scum of the Earth’

    SOMETHING BERNIE AND I AGREE ON…UNBELIEVABLE

    I don’t have anybody on my staff who has spent his life as an attack dog who has gone about trying to destroy political opponents. And I think that should make people. They play very dirty … Their response is look, that’s the world we live in, that’s what you gotta do. I understand that. I don’t think that’s what you gotta do. I don’t think you hire scum of the Earth to be on your team just because the other side does it. You gotta play in a little bit different way.

    http://freebeacon.com/politics/sanders-refers-to-brock-as-scum/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Obama Speaks at Hiroshima: ‘Death Fell From the Sky’ With Atomic Bomb

    IT SAVED A MILLION AMERICAN LIVES AND TENS OF MILLIONS OF JAPANESE,YOU SANCTIMONIOUS PRICK

    http://freebeacon.com/national-security/obama-speaks-hiroshima-death-from-sky-atomic-bomb/

    WHEN CAN WE BE RID OF THIS ASSHAT?

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    • Best new meme I’ve heard: virtue signalling. Don’t need to walk the walk if you talk the talk. Ain’t that right George Clooney, Leo, Rosie, Cher, Matt, Michael …

      That’s how Drone King gets to present his pacifist wreath. (and keep the Peace Prize)

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      “Death fell from the sky” … kinda like at Pearl Harbor and all those kamikaze pilots.

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      • jbob45

        America’s two big-ass gorillas to combat Japan’s fleas and gnats was a response out of proportion to the offense. Izzat the narrative being peddled?

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Trump Vows To “Stop All Payments Of U.S. Tax Dollars To UN Global Warming Programs”…

    I APPROVE MOST WHOLE-HEARTEDLY

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Bill Clinton’s Personal Aide — With No Security Clearance — Operated Hillary’s Email Server

    WHAT THE LSM WOULD NEVER TELL YOU

    DICK MORRIS IS A SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTER WHOSE CLAIM TO FAME WAS HELPING BENT PENIS GET ELECTED.THEN HE CLAIMED TO HAVE AN EPIPHANY AND BECAME A SELF-STYLED REPUBLICAN AND BILKED PEOPLE OUT OF $30 MILLION IN 2012 TO RUN ADS PREDICTING ROMNEY WOULD WIN IN A LANDSLIDE.BUT HE DOES KNOW THE CLINTONS BETTER THAN ALMOST ANYBODY.

    While not named in the report itself, the “non-Department” aide referred to is apparently Justin Cooper, longtime aide-de-camp to the former president. Cooper had no security clearance and no expertise whatsoever in safeguarding computers. He helped Bill Clinton research two of his books, frequently traveled with Clinton, was involved in Clinton Foundation fundraising, and, at the same time, worked for Teneo — the sprawling investment banking, political consulting, and PR firm that started on Hillary’s tenure. Teneo paid Bill Clinton, Huma Abedin, Doug Band, Justin Cooper. The firm was founded by two former State Department employees and then hired four more.

    It was Cooper who initially opened and registered the private server and it was he who apparently maintained its security. But that wasn’t the end of it.

    http://www.dickmorris.com/bill-clintons-personal-aide-no-security-clearance-operated-hillarys-email-server/

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  6. Pistol Pete

    41 Secret Service Agents Disciplined For Leaking Chaffetz Personnel File

    ANYBODY CARE TO GUESS WHO AUTHORIZED THIS HATCHET JOB?ANYBODY?
    In October of 2015, the Inspector General of Homeland Security found that Secret Service agents had dug into the confidential personnel files of Republican Congressman Jason Chaffetz, Chairman of the House Oversight and Gov’t Reform Committee, who was leading an investigation into a string of security lapses and scandals at the Secret Service.

    http://www.hapblog.com/2016/05/41-secret-service-agents-disciplined.html

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Trump Pulls a Reagan=> Eats McDonald’s Hamburger on the Campaign Trail

    In October 1984 Ronald Reagan surprised reporters when his motorcade veered into a McDonald’s restaurant in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

    President Ronald Reagan eats at a McDonald’s restaurant in Northport on Oct. 16, 1984. The president ordered a Big Mac, large fries and a sweet tea. (Tuscaloosa News)

    Yesterday after securing the Republican nomination Donald Trump was seen eating a McDonald’s burger and fries.

    A QUARTER POUNDER AND A DIET COKE.
    THE OBAMAS PROBABLY HAD LOBSTER AND A NICE WINE.

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    • Sidwell Friends lunch menu Friday, May 27:

      Creamy Tomato Soup
      Black Bean & Rice Salad
      California Chef’s Salad
      Cheese Croissants
      All Natural Beef Chili
      Vegetarian Chili
      Rice
      Steamed Bright Broccoli

      Watermelon

      Uh-oh, hell to pay with that last item …!

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  8. Pistol Pete

    CBS Host: Nobody at Party I Was at Last Night Cares About Clinton’s Emails
    THIS IS REMINISCENT OF THE NEW YORK LIBERAL WHO WAS INCREDULOUS THAT NIXON WON IN A LANDSLIDE IN 1972:
    ‘I DON’T KNOW ANYBODY WHO VOTED FOR HIM!’

    Political analysis by way of personal anecdote is almost never advisable. CBS This Morning co-host Gayle King provided a classic example Thursday while discussing Hillary Clinton’s private email scandal.
    GAYLE KING IS ORCA WINDBREAK’S HOMEGIRL

    With Face The Nation moderator John Dickerson in the studio to discuss the State Department’s Inspector General report that slammed Clinton’s email conduct, King protested nobody at the party she was at the night before cared about it.
    http://freebeacon.com/politics/cbs-host-nobody-party-last-night-cares-clintons-emails/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      The version of that Nixon story that I heard was by Burt Prelutsky who said it happened at a party he was attending and “anybody” was really “assholes.” Best part was when Prelutsky, who had had enough of the libtards in Hollywood, shouted out, “Well, NOW you have!” If he’d shouted, “I’m gay!” the Lefties would’ve cheered him, but y’know, speaking truth to power and standing up for your self-identity only works one way with them.

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      • The first time I heard that story, it was about Ronald Reagan — some journalist was genuinely astonished that he had won (in a landslide) because she didn’t know anyone who had voted for him. And I remember lots of people responding the same way when Scott Walker won his recall election (in a landslide). His opponents were just flabbergasted, because not a single one of them knew anyone who had voted for him.

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      • I always heard it was Pauline Kael.

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  9. Re. Hilly’s Angels: last time I saw a Rogue’s Gallery like that I was buying stamps.

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  10. chrissythehyphenated

    PSA for Progressive Democrats: This is also not the moral highroad.

    “Comedian” Sarah Silverman joked about abortion, sexual assault, semen and sex with her boyfriend at a charity effent to support art education in public school. Middle and high school students benefiting from the charity were in the audience.

    The morons who booked her should’ve anticipated this. In 2012, Silverman post online about getting a “quickie abortion.” In 2014, she joked that unborn babies are “just goo” and participated in a vulgar video that claimed Jesus Christ supports abortion. And in 2013, she joked about doing a “live abortion in this show” on MSNBC.

    http://www.lifenews.com/2016/05/27/pro-abortion-comedian-sarah-silverman-jokes-about-abortion-semen-at-charity-event-for-kids/

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