Only a really twisted mind could ever equate the ultimate male fantasy of the 70’s with the Stygian witches who do the bidding of She Who Must Be Protected. This is what we have come to, ladies and gentlemen.
If you recall, the premise was a mysterious man named Charlie (voice of John Forsythe, but you already knew that) who recruited three police women and turned them into a team of super crime fighters. Any male awash with testosterone during those times who tells you he didn’t have the infamous Farrah Fawcett poster on his wall is probably lying to you.
They did a remake of this classic in the 1990’s, but like most imitations it paled in comparison to the real deal.
Now comes the most hateful criminal whoever donned a polyester pantsuit, Hilly Von Pukestain. She recruited her ‘angels’ and put them in positions to wield power and most of all, protect her. They are fiercely loyal and any attempt to dissuade them aiding and abetting her criminality would be futile.
First is Cheryl Mills.I have no idea what she ever did on her own, don’t much care.
Second is Body Girl and alleged lover, Iranian Muslim, mated with the New York Adam’s Apple, Carlos Danger, AKA Bony Tony Weiner, Huma Abedin.
Last but not least, The Enforcer. The one charged with rigging the primaries for her boss to be exalted to the throne she reckons is rightfully hers. Her services have no doubt made her enough money to keep her in organic hair mayonnaise and heavy duty marital aids for a very long time. The one. The only (thank goodness). Rumors she has a love child with Alan Grayson have never been proven.
Look, y’all, I have a reputation and I try to live down to it as often as possible. If you want intelligent, cogent thought, read Victor Davis Hanson or Clarice Feldman. I’m an idiot…but you already knew that.
