What’s Really Important

Breakfast was at Uncle Roger’s house today. Aunt Evelyn made enough food for thrashers, as Granny used to say. Saw my cousin Steve and his wife of 29 years that I’d never met and their grown daughter. After the meal Aunt Evelyn brought out a box of old photographs. We sat around gabbing for 2 hours. There’s absolutely nothing more important than family.

My fishing buddy had the boat out yesterday with his son and grandson, so it won’t be long before I’ll get a serious case of boat-butt and terminal cap-hair. To all the crappies in Pierce Lake: judgement day is at hand. Make out your little fish wills and notify your next of kin. We’ll be along directly.

Now a few tidbits:

The boycott of broadcast news programs is still in effect, but anything significant can be found on the interwebs without all the background static. The Donald was on with Sean ‘the Rush Wannabe’ Hannity last night. The entire interview can be found on YouTube. The money quote was played on Redeye Radio this morning. It’s the best 18 seconds of the day.

I saw this on Gateway Pundit this morning. Some woman in the comment section remarked: ‘Does he really want to go there?’
In my gentle, understated, compassionate way I responded: These Arkansas grifters have been destroying innocent peoples’ lives for decades without a peep from the media whores because they’re democrats. I hope he disembowels the bitch and the pervert she’s partnered with. One thing Trump is not, and that’s restrained by political correctness.

Talent-less Hillary’s Godawful Trump Impersonation
PUT ANY SHARP OBJECTS OUT OF REACH BECAUSE THIS MAY PROMPT YOU TO GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT
CHECK OUT THIS EXPRESSION

Watch Hillary Clinton’s awful Donald Trump impersonation – at least that’s who she’s pretending to imitate.

I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY PAIN YOU MAY HAVE SUFFERED

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14 responses to “What’s Really Important

  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama rushes out rules to guarantee legacy

    The rush is designed to prevent a President Trump from undoing his actions.

    Obama has used his regulatory authority in the face of a hostile Congress to edge the country closer toward the reduction of greenhouse gas emissions, for instance, by readying the first methane regulation of the oil and gas industry. He’s also pushing the country leftward on a long-sought labor wish list by enacting a rule protecting workers from silica dust as well as by broadening access to overtime pay — measures that Democrats have been unable to push through a Republican-controlled Congress. The rules may seem arcane in many cases, but their impact is often large, prompting fierce (and in most instances unsuccessful) resistance from lawmakers.

    Ever since the nation’s second president, John Adams, lame-duck presidents have used their last days in office to impose their agendas on successors. But only since George W. Bush has there been a rush to complete regulations fully six months before Election Day.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/obama-rushes-out-rules-to-guarantee-legacy-223301#ixzz497Y0ykqi

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  2. Pistol Pete

    De Blasio’s Human Rights Commission To Fine NYC Businesses Who ‘Misgender’ Customers

    THEY USE THE TERM “GUIDANCE” AS A WEASEL WORD TO AVOID HAVING TO ANSWER FOR THREATENING PEOPLE WHO DON’T CALL FREAKS BY WHATEVER NAME THEY CHOOSE.
    LIKE:
    QUEER
    FRUIT
    HE-SHE
    DRAG QUEEN
    NANCY BOY
    CROSSDRESSER

    AT THIS POINT MY FINES TOTAL ABOUT $2.5 MILLION….COME AND GET IT
    Greeting customers as “Mr.” or “Mrs.” — or even not using the pronoun “ze” or “zir” — could prove costly for New York City businesses under rules drafted by Mayor Bill de Blasio’s bureaucrats.

    The Gotham mayor’s Commission on Human Rights says entities that fail to address customers by their preferred gender pronouns and titles are in violation of the law and could be subject to penalties of up to $250,000.

    The commission issued a “legal enforcement guidance” for the New York City Human Rights Law, which now “requires employers and converted entities to use an individual’s preferred name, pronoun and title (e.g., Ms./Mrs.) regardless of the individual’s sex assigned at birth, anatomy, gender, medical history, appearance, or the sex indicated on the individual’s identification.”

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/may/18/de-blasio-fine-businesses-wrong-gender-pronouns/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Ferguson #BlackLivesMatter Leader Who Spoke at UN Arrested For Human Trafficking – Pimping 17 Year-Old Child

    Black Lives Matter protest leader Charles Wade was arrested in April and held on seven counts relating to human trafficking and prostitution.

    Charles Wade was a leader in the Ferguson, Missouri Black Lives Matter movement after the death of robber Michael Brown.

    Wade was flown to Geneva, Switzerland to speak to the United Nations on police abuse in November 2014 before activists ransacked, torched and looted Ferguson, Missouri businesses.

    Wade and fellow Black Lives Matter activists stood with raised Black Power fists at the UN meeting.

    Charles Wade’s claim to fame prior to Ferguson was that he worked as a stylist for Solange Knowles, Beyonce’s sister. Because of Ferguson, he became known as an activist and got a write-up last year in The Root. Named as a ‘Top 100’ (along with fellow activists like DeRay McKesson and Johnetta Elzie), he was recognized for forming ‘Operation Help or Hush'(an organization asking for donations to help protesters) and for providing housing for protesters.

    Since then, however, questions have been raised about where money donated to his organization has gone.
    But Charles Wade himself has found even more trouble. In January, he was arrested in Miami and charged with grand theft.

    On April 25, he really got himself in a fix. He was arrested and charged with human trafficking and several prostitution-related charges. The police report notes, that as part of the charges, he is accused of allegedly pimping out a 17 year old girl in Prince George’s County, Maryland.

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/272103-exclusive-ferguson-activist-arrested-for-human-trafficking-prostitution-for-allegedly-pimping-17-yr-old-girl/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Most American woman are ugly – Hillary Clinton’s surrogate just said so – where is the backlash?
    In a Washington Post report on how Trump is appealing to democratic voters in traditionally liberal suburbs, former Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell, who now serves as a surrogate to Clinton, said most American women were ugly.
    I SURE DID MISS HEARING FROM THIS LARDASS…SAID NO ONE….EVER.

    “Will he have some appeal to working-class Dems in Levittown or Bristol? Sure,” Rendell said. “For every one he’ll lose 1½ , two Republican women. Trump’s comments like ‘You can’t be a 10 if you’re flat-chested,’ that’ll come back to haunt him. There are probably more ugly women in America than attractive women. People take that stuff personally.”

    Now, social media is blowing up, mocking Clinton and Rendell for the comment, but don’t hold your breath for mainstream media backlash.

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/05/18/most-american-woman-are-ugly-hillary-clintons-surrogate-just-said-so-where-is-the-backlash-342000#ixzz497dgbGW9

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Sanders Campaign Manager: DNC Chair DWS Has Personal Vendetta Against Bernie Sanders
    WELL,DUH…SHE WAS HER CAMPAIGN CO-CHAIR

    Bernie’s campaign manager states the obvious about Debbie Wasserman Schultz- “Pretty clear she’s been working against Bernie Sanders” (and trying to push Hillary over the finish line ASAP)

    Scarborough today: If I were in Bernie Sanders’ shoes, I’d tell DNC to go straight to hell and run as an Independent
    WHADDYA KNOW?MORNING JOKE AND I FINALLY AGREE ON SOMETHING

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Experts Call City’s Deer Vasectomy Plan “Really Stupid”
    QUICK JOKE:
    WHAT’S THE CHEAPEST CUT OF MEAT?
    DEER BALLS…THEY’RE UNDER A BUCK
    I’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK…TRY THE VEAL…OR VENISON

    Last week, the de Blasio administration unveiled their plans to manage Staten Island’s exploding deer population by giving every single male deer a vasectomy. However, some experts are questioning their solution—a Cornell University ecologist told the Staten Island Advance, “It’s difficult for me to come up with all the reasons why this is a really stupid plan. It’s ridiculous from the onset.”

    The city hopes to perform vasectomies over the next three years in order to bring down the deer population by 10-30%. But biologists say this really won’t do anything.
    THIS ARTICLE EXPLAINS THE AUTUMN RUT…WHICH HUNTERS EVERYWHERE ALREADY KNOW.THEY’RE WORRIED ABOUT USING FIREARMS IN NEW YORK,EVEN THOUGH CRIMINALS KILL EACH OTHER EVERY DAY.THE SOLUTION IS EXPERIENCED BOWHUNTERS TO CULL THE HERD.DEER REPRODUCE RAPIDLY AND THE FOOD SUPPLY IS LIMITED.BETTER TO HARVEST THE DEER AND DONATE THE MEAT TO FOOD PANTRIES,LIKE MY FRIEND DOES DURING HUNTING SEASON.BUT MAYOR COMMIEPINKOFAG HAS TO SCREW WITH EVERYTHING.
    Cornell ecologist Dr. Paul Curtis said that when he and colleagues conducted a study (PDF) about managing deer numbers in suburban areas, performing vasectomies on bucks was very difficult, explaining that the biggest ones that have the widest ranges don’t respond to sedatives, “We could only do three vasectomies— it wasn’t safe for the deer and wasn’t safe for us,” and described the process as “stressful” for the bucks.

    Other possible courses of action would be sterilizing does (which is expensive); contraceptive for does (which don’t last very long); and euthanizing part of the herd. The current deer vasectomies plan has been endorsed by NYCLASS, a prominent donor to Mayor de Blasio that is now being probed by the FBI.

    A City Hall spokesperson told the Post, “We are very confident in our proposal. It’s a smart approach that can be implemented quickly, before the problem increases.”

    http://gothamist.com/2016/05/17/operation_mass_vasectomy.php

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Hillary reveals she earned $1.5million from just SIX speeches last year and $5million in book royalties – while husband Bill’s speeches raked in a whopping $5 million

    EVERY WORD WE UTTER IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT…AND WE MAKE TOP DOLLAR FOR IT!
    Hillary Clinton filed a candidate financial disclosure form on Tuesday
    The documents show that the presidential hopeful made $5million from royalties for her book ‘Hard Choices’ in the year before her campaign
    In 2015 she also made $1.5million in speaking fees
    Her highest-paying speech was at eBay, for $315,000
    Clinton released her financial disclosure form just hours after Trump issued a statement, describing his personal wealth at about $10billion
    Trump says he has submitted his financial disclosure forms and that they show ‘a tremendous cash flow’
    TRUMP MADE HIS MONEY BUILDING THINGS AND PUTTING PEOPLE TO WORK
    THE KLINTOONS MADE THEIR MONEY THROUGH FRAUD,GRAFT AND EXTORTION

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3595916/Clinton-discloses-millions-book-royalties-speaking-fees.html#ixzz497lR6vbK

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  8. Yeah, that Hillary speech DID make me want to hurt myself. Do you think ObamaCare will pay for a partial lobotomy to kill the pain?

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Oops! CBS Anchor Says “We Were All Laughing” at GOP Travails
    CBS The Morning anchor Gayle King accidentally said “we were all laughing” at Republicans when the Republican convention seemed threatened with disorder, clearly lamenting that the Democrats were now themselves a “hot mess” because their convention is where violence is threatened.

    That’s a good little window into the presumptions of Washington journalists. She’s there with her colleagues and feels comfortable remarking that they were “laughing” at the Republicans, because of course everyone would be in agreement that bad tidings for Republicans is pretty funny.

    Unless a journalist is with an obviously conservative or right-leaning media outlet, you can pretty much assume they are liberal. But you knew that.

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  10. chrissythehyphenated

    “To all the crappies in Pierce Lake:judgement day is at hand.Make out your little fish wills and notify your next of kin.We’ll be along directly.”

    ROFLLLLLLL

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