“Mom was a classically-trained concert violinist, with vaudeville and comedy overtones. When she was pregnant with me, she practiced her violin while carrying me through full term. The science is in that the vibrations of the music enjoyed by the mother is embedded in the molecular structure of her new infant. That explains a lot. Mom left us fifteen years ago, but her vibrations still resonate as much as ever. As they should.”
Breakfast was at Uncle Roger’s house today. Aunt Evelyn made enough food for thrashers, as Granny used to say. Saw my cousin Steve and his wife of 29 years that I’d never met and their grown daughter. After the meal Aunt Evelyn brought out a box of old photographs. We sat around gabbing for 2 hours. There’s absolutely nothing more important than family.
My fishing buddy had the boat out yesterday with his son and grandson, so it won’t be long before I’ll get a serious case of boat-butt and terminal cap-hair. To all the crappies in Pierce Lake: judgement day is at hand. Make out your little fish wills and notify your next of kin. We’ll be along directly.
Now a few tidbits:
The boycott of broadcast news programs is still in effect, but anything significant can be found on the interwebs without all the background static. The Donald was on with Sean ‘the Rush Wannabe’ Hannity last night. The entire interview can be found on YouTube. The money quote was played on Redeye Radio this morning. It’s the best 18 seconds of the day.
I saw this on Gateway Pundit this morning. Some woman in the comment section remarked: ‘Does he really want to go there?’
In my gentle, understated, compassionate way I responded: These Arkansas grifters have been destroying innocent peoples’ lives for decades without a peep from the media whores because they’re democrats. I hope he disembowels the bitch and the pervert she’s partnered with. One thing Trump is not, and that’s restrained by political correctness.
Talent-less Hillary’s Godawful Trump Impersonation
PUT ANY SHARP OBJECTS OUT OF REACH BECAUSE THIS MAY PROMPT YOU TO GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT
CHECK OUT THIS EXPRESSION
Watch Hillary Clinton’s awful Donald Trump impersonation – at least that’s who she’s pretending to imitate.
I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY PAIN YOU MAY HAVE SUFFERED