Happy Cinco De Mayonnaise

To the politically-sensitive, easily offended social justice warriors:

Kindly go pound sand

Pushing the envelope is all the exercise I can manage anymore






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Cinco de NO-NO: Students warned ‘don’t use Spanish disrespectfully’

Some Brown University students have a message for their Ivy League peers, and everyone else in the U.S.: Today may be Cinco de Mayo, but that doesn’t give you the right to wear sombreros or say things en Español.
One “how-to” states: “Don’t wear a sombrero, fake mustache, or serape. Don’t assume all Latino communities observe Cinco de Mayo. Don’t call it ‘Cinco de Drinko.’ Don’t visit party stores for costumes and accessories. Don’t use Spanish disrespectfully. Don’t perpetuate harmful stereotypes.”



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5 responses to “Happy Cinco De Mayonnaise

  1. Ting

    Thank you, Brown University, for the etiquette lesson. I wasn’t planning on doing any of those things, but after reading those sanctimonious “instructions” I have an urge to do all of that and more.

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  2. Happy Venus de Milo, for giving us the right to keep and bear arms.

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    • Pistol Pete

      Until the 5th liberal is appointed to SCOTUS.They plan to put so many restrictions on gun dealers and thousands of dollars in fees to the price of a legal firearm the second amendment will be rendered pretty much useless.They know they can’t get rid of it entirely so this is how they’ll get around it.


  3. chrissythehyphenated

    So, no disrespecting Cinco de Mayo. But it’s totes cool to disrespect St. Patrick’s Day.

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