I hope we get Raptured soon …

… so my grand-kids don’t have to grow up in a Clinton-Trump world.  Before November would be best, so I won’t have to torment myself with whether or not to vote for the lesser-but-not-by-much evil of “Obama in White Face.”

Happy Cinco De Mayonnaise

To the politically-sensitive, easily offended social justice warriors:

Kindly go pound sand

Pushing the envelope is all the exercise I can manage anymore

Cinco de NO-NO: Students warned ‘don’t use Spanish disrespectfully’

Some Brown University students have a message for their Ivy League peers, and everyone else in the U.S.: Today may be Cinco de Mayo, but that doesn’t give you the right to wear sombreros or say things en Español.
One “how-to” states: “Don’t wear a sombrero, fake mustache, or serape. Don’t assume all Latino communities observe Cinco de Mayo. Don’t call it ‘Cinco de Drinko.’ Don’t visit party stores for costumes and accessories. Don’t use Spanish disrespectfully. Don’t perpetuate harmful stereotypes.”

HEAVEN FORBID