Happy Monday

Today is the actual cutoff day for filing your income taxes. As in every other year, the local news stations will be camped out at the post office to interview the folks who always wait until the last day to file. There is a postal clerk stationed outside with a dealy to make sure all the envelopes are postmarked before midnight.
On the political front, Trump is still mocking Cruz, Cruz is trying to get somebody to pay attention to him, Bernie is still deluding himself into thinking he has a snowball’s chance in hell of winning, and the arrogant, greedy, corrupt sociopath known as the Butcher is shamelessly pandering to black folk.
On the bright side,the NFL draft is 10 days away.

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COLLEGE STUDENTS NEED TO BE REMINDED
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DW ALWAYS KEEPS EXTRA IN THE CABINET UNDER THE SINK…WISE WOMAN
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  1. Pistol Pete

    Mayor Bowser Plans Big Fight With Congress Over DC Statehood
    WHY NOT?TWO MORE DEMOCRAT SENATORS GUARANTEED FOREVER
    NOT THIS BOWZER…

    THIS ONE

    Mayor Muriel Bowser looks ready for another fight with Congress over the matter. She calls the disenfranchisement of the District’s 672,000 citizens, many of which are black, the “biggest ongoing voting rights violation,” and notes polls show the vast majority of residents support statehood.

    http://dailycaller.com/2016/04/16/mayor-bowser-plans-big-fight-with-congress-over-dc-statehood/#ixzz46CUqGkCd

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Clemson Quickly Ends Students’ Occupation Demanding Safe Spaces And That Speech Be Criminalized

    Students at Clemson University who refused to leave a campus building they had attempted to occupy experienced a surprise — and a bitter taste of the cruel, real world — Thursday evening when police arrested them
    The occupiers’ motley list of demands includes a demand that the taxpayer-funded university “prosecute criminally predatory behaviors and defamatory speech” on social media. See the Stripes also seeks a multicultural center which will serve as “a safe space” for minority students and a new name for Tillman Hall, a campus building named after white supremacist Democrat Benjamin “Pitchfork Ben” Tillman. Additionally, See the Stripes members say they remain really mad because a fraternity threw a “Crip-mas”-themed Christmas party well over a year ago.
    http://dailycaller.com/2016/04/16/clemson-swiftly-ends-students-building-occupation-with-trespassing-arrests/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Gets Down And Funky To Latin Music in NYC
    WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN

    An ebullient Hillary Clinton danced to latin music with New York officials while campaigning in New York City’s heavily Dominican Washington Heights neighborhood on Sunday
    After joining Rep. Charlie Rangel, who represents the area in Congress, at a block party, Clinton busted a few moves on stage with State Sen. Adriano Espaillat and State Assemblyman Keith Wright, CNN reported.
    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/watch-clinton-boogies-to-latin-music-in-n.y./article/2588779?custom_click=rss

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  4. Pistol Pete

    WATCH as Bernie Supporters Shower Clinton Motorcade With Hundreds of One Dollar Bills at Fundraiser

    A group of around 100 Bernie Sanders supporters showered Hillary Clinton’s motorcade in 1,000 single-dollar bills as the 2016 Democratic presidential candidate drove to a fundraiser with George and Amal Clooney on Saturday.
    Howard Gold, who lives down the street from Clooney in Los Angeles’ tony Studio City neighborhood, hosted the group of Sanders supporters for a $27-a-person fundraiser. As part of that event, Gold and other organizers handed out $1 bills for attendees to throw at Clinton as she drove by.

    Gold and others said the protest was meant to be a fun way to show what they called the absurdity around campaign finance laws.

    Cuomo: Were Bernie Sanders Supporters Treating Clinton Like a Sex Worker


    I NEVER WANT TO READ THE WORDS ‘HILLARY CLINTON’ AND ‘SEX WORKER’ IN THE SAME SENTENCE, EVER AGAIN
    “Did you see them throwing dollar bills at her in the car? Why dollar bills? Is that some type of reference to, you know, sexual trade reference? And did you hear that guy say, Democratic whores? Do you think that’s a coincidence?” Cuomo asked. “Now, to hear from the other side, they say, ‘Yeah, it is a coincidence, they’re throwing money.’ And the guy apologized for saying whores and said that he was talking about Congress, not Hillary Clinton. Do you believe there is sexism involved in her negative numbers?”
    http://freebeacon.com/politics/cuomo-sanders-clinton-sex-worker/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I see her odious personality and Benghazi and emails in her numbers. But that’s just me and what do I know, being white, Christian, pro-life, Republican, and Tea Party? I don’t even get why throwing money made any sense … except for the bit where someone else handed out the money to these Bernie dorks to throw around, which is TOTALLY what Bernie is all about.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Not Good: Connecticut Judge Rules Sandy Hook Families’ Lawsuit Against Remington Can Proceed

    ONCE OBAMA/HILLARY REPLACE THE LATE JUSTICE SCALIA WITH A HARD-LEFT JUDICIAL HACK,OWNING A GUN WILL BE DETERMINED TO BE ILLEGAL.ENJOY YOUR RIGHTS WHILE YOU HAVE THEM.
    A Connecticut Superior Court judge denied a motion to dismiss the lawsuit against the companies involved in the manufacturing, distribution and sale of the rifle used in the deadly 2012 shootings.
    Connecticut State Judge Barbara Bellis rejected the gun companies’ argument that a 2005 federal law can protect gun businesses from civil lawsuits.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2016/04/14/not-good-connecticut-judge-rules-sandy-hook-families-lawsuit-against-remington-can-proceed-n2148700

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Watch US Patriot Shout Down Anti-Trump Protester in Pittsburgh
    THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN EVERYWHERE TRUMP APPEARS UNLESS WE SHOW THESE SNOWFLAKES WHAT RUDE REALLY IS.

    This social justice warrior was screaming “fascist” at Trump supporters outside the Donald Trump rally in Pittsburgh last night.
    He came face-to-face with a Warrior.

    Watch a beta male anti-Trump protester get shouted down outside the Trump rally in Pittsburgh.

    The young leftist protester is Luke Hutchison from Waynesburg University. Young Luke should spend more time studying and less time harassing Republicans

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Dearest went to Binghamton to see the Hannity-Cruz interview that was televised this past week-end. He said there were only about half dozen, quiet protesters holding signs. Binghamton is pretty conservative as I recall. I lived there for 6 years, 4 while I was going to college, and 2 after while I worked and pondered graduate school.

      I didn’t make many friends on campus, being a devout Catholic in a largely Leftist environment. I basically went to class, then bolted. Unlike Cornell University, which is the reason Ithaca isn’t a ghost town, Binghamton University is relatively small when compared with the size of the “Triple Cities.”

      Binghamton, Endicott, and Johnson City are contiguous; you basically have to read signs to know which one you’re in.

      So while it harbored (probably still does) lots of anti-Christian, Marxist-loving professors (I had had my fill of them by Sophomore year!), it didn’t have that much influence on the locals. For work, I drove a school bus, clerked at a drug store, and worked at BOCES, so I also got to see the regular “Bingatonians”, who were the kind of people who pronounced Goethe St. “go-EETH-ee” and Beethoven St. “beth-OH-ven.”

      Not surprisingly, the effete elite profs at then-named SUNY-Binghamton despised the locals. I remember my freshman lit prof sneering at length about this stoooopid party he’d had to attend with a whole bunch of stooooopid IBM engineer types who, CAN YOU BELIEVE?!, actually talked about something they called “software.” I mean … gawwwwwwwwwwwwd, everyone knows there’s no such word! (This was 1972.)

      Every time I remember that guy’s screed, I wonder again why an ENGLISH professor didn’t know that language grows and changes to meet the needs of the culture. Of course, he also couldn’t explain to me why my essay deserved a B instead of an A. His explanation? “It just was quite ‘there’.”

      Yeah, well, uh … no. I took two courses after that in Expository Writing to learn how to write. THAT professor knew how to explain what was not “there’ and how to fix it. But then, he was also quite conservative. There were some profs like him. When I found one, I took whatever they taught. I stayed in touch with my Medieval History professor. He was so thrilled when he got old enough to retire. He HATED the politics of the place.

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      • So glad I decided not to attempt to make a living in academia. It’s hard to believe now that I actually considered it back when I was an undergraduate!

        I chose my courses in college the way you did, Chrissy — by who was teaching them. I still do the same thing now, forty years later, when I buy courses from The Teaching Company. They have a few professors that I love, and I buy whatever those professors teach. Because I’m a pretty good customer, The Teaching Company often sends me little surveys that are designed to help them decide what new courses to produce. I have stopped taking the surveys, because I can never answer the question “would you buy this course?” until I know who the professor is. That’s the thing that makes or breaks it for me.

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Obama announces plan to control ‘free market’ television, cable might never be the same
    TRANSLATION:WE INTEND TO MAKE YOU USE GOVERNMENT-APPROVED CABLE BOXES SO WE CAN SEE WHAT YOU’RE WATCHING.
    THE ONLY CHANNELS AVAILABLE WILL BE CNN AND MSNBC.

    In a weekly address this week, President Obama said he wants to bring in the federal government via the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) to create a more “free market” television industry by altering the way in which consumers currently purchase cable boxes for their televisions.

    Obama claims cable “companies are engaging in behaviors that stifle competition,” and therefore, the FCC must step in to give consumers “real choice.”

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/04/16/obama-announces-plan-to-control-free-market-television-cable-might-never-be-the-same-329817#ixzz46Ch73mkI

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Obama immigration actions face critical day at high court

    ANYBODY THINK IT MAKES AN IOTA OF DIFFERENCE TO BARRY?ANYBODY?
    The court is expected to hand down a ruling in June. But Obama and his allies are facing the possibility of a deadlock that would hand a victory to Texas and the states.

    If the short-handed court splits 4-4, the lower court’s ruling would be left in place, which would virtually guarantee the programs will not go into place before Obama leaves office.
    http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/276526-obama-immigration-executive-actions-face-critical-day-at-high-court

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Ted Cruz Takes a Phone Call From ‘Donald Trump’

    Cruz on the Tonight Show.
    Watch the phone call. Pretty funny.

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