No Foolin’… Chrissy’s Back

The last time she posted was Jan. 31; since then she’s faced trials most of us will never know. She has been lifted up in our thoughts and prayers and, sure enough, God gave her the strength to come back here to us. It’s a chore trying to do these posts every day. Some days there isn’t much interesting or it just doesn’t seem work right. Comparing CtH’s post to mine are like comparing a Rembrandt to an Elvis painting on black velvet. She’s still weak, but at least she’s getting well and, hopefully, she’ll be back doing her thing very soon.


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NOTE: NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS POST

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17 responses to “No Foolin’… Chrissy’s Back

  1. Pistol Pete

    Roast Pig Comes to Life

    We’re having the family over for ham this Sunday.I wouldn’t do this to people I love

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Cops: Man Drove Six Miles With Wife Atop Car

    Floridian, 69, claimed not to realize spouse was on roof

    THIS IS REMINISCENT OF THE NATIONAL LAMPOON MOVIE WHERE THEY DRIVE THE STATION WAGON WITH GRANDMA(IMOGENE COCA) STRAPPED IN A CHAIR ON THE ROOF

    I LOOKED AT THE HEADLINE AND THOUGHT:NOBODY COULD BE THAT STUPID
    THEN I SAW THIS CLOWNS PICTURE AND THOUGHT:OH,YES THEY CAN

    According to investigators, Richard Addy, 69, and his wife Elizabeth argued early Tuesday morning after they had consumed “several drinks over the course of the night” at a pair of bars. Richard told cops that he eventually decided to “leave the scene” without his 50-year-old spouse.

    Addy said that he drove away in a 2011 Toyota Sequoia, but “did not realize that his wife was on the roof of the vehicle.” It was only when he stopped at a traffic light that he “heard her banging on the roof and realized that she was there.”

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/man-drove-six-miles-with-wife-on-car-roof-136487

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I actually knew a guy who did something very similar to this once. In his defense, the woman was largely responsible, since she put herself in a dangerous position on his vehicle out of the view of mirrors and after he was in the driver’s seat.

      That being said, one must note that by “several drinks”, they mean “way more than three each.” Or maybe they were counting by the bottle, pitcher, or keg, not by the glass. Yeah, that works.

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  3. Pistol Pete

    The Gooks of Hazzard (with Asian actors please chill the F out)
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    HOW POLITICALLY INCORRECT

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Sheriff: Three teen girls dead after stolen car crashes into cemetery pond
    ST. PETERSBURG —

    Three teenage girls died early Thursday when a stolen car they were in crashed into a pond at a cemetery in St. Petersburg.

    2-15,1-16;maybe 6-7 kids between them

    Pinellas County Sheriff Bob Gualtieri identified the three teenagers who died as Ashaunti N. Butler and Laniya Miller, both 15, and Dominique M. Battle, 16.

    Gualtieri said all three girls had criminal histories for grand theft auto. He said between the three of them, they had been arrested for grand theft auto seven times in the past year.
    http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2016/3/31/deputies_stolen_vehi.html

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Animals Can Be Jerks Compilation

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Hooker Caught By Drone Camera Pleads Guilty

    Oklahoman, 27, was filmed by “video vigilante”

    MARCH 28–A hooker who was filmed by a drone as she serviced a john in the front seat of a car has pleaded guilty to a public lewdness charge, according to Oklahoma court records.

    Amanda Zolicoffer, 27, copped to the misdemeanor charge and was sentenced to a year in state prison, a term that will run concurrently with lengthier sentences she received last month in an unrelated felony prosecution.

    The case against Zolicoffer’s codefendant, Douglas Blansett, 76, is pending.

    A 76 YEAR OLD PICKING UP A 27 YEAR OLD HOOKER?WELL DONE,OLD MAN!

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/drone-footage-leads-to-prostitution-conviction-178394

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  7. Pistol Pete

    We love you, But we can’t lie to you: Detroit Girl Shoot’s in an occupied vehicle

    DIAMOND AND SILK KEEPIN’ IT REAL
    IF TRUMP GETS ELECTED,I WANT THESE TWO TO BE HIS PRESS SECRETARIES
    DON’T COME UP IN HERE WITH THEM DUMB-ASS QUESTIONS!

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  8. Pistol Pete

    HILLARY PREPARES FOR HER QUESTIONING

    MEANWHILE,BENT PENIS IS ANXIOUS TO GET BACK TO HIS WHORING

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  9. “No animals were harmed.” LOLOL! Thanks for the fun Friday, Pete!

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  10. What A Hoot

    Good to see Chrissy is back. Yippee!

    Love Pooh, Tigger, and Piglet dancing.

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  11. chrissythehyphenated

    No words, Pete. ::sniff::

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