Why I Prefer Old Westerns

The republican primary looks more like a schoolyard game of ‘king of the hill,’ where everybody is trying to knock off the kid at the top of the hill. Cruz and Rubio are both taking shots at Trump who, in actuality, has shot himself in the proverbial foot time and again by addressing David Duke’s endorsement, the Trump University fraud, and blaming the judge in that lawsuit of being biased because he’s Hispanic. Nothing seems to make the Trumpkins waver, as he still draws thousands to hear him hurl threats and insults at everybody.

The Oscars were last night. The annual orgy of self-congratulation by stilted, jaded millionaires whining about climate change, gay rights and diversity, just not in their lily-white world. I read a lot of articles about the gala and decided not to pollute this site with all the meaningless pap.

Multi-multi millionaire finally got his award and used the occasion to whine about climate change:

But the most dramatic moment came towards the end of his speech, when he spoke forcefully about a cause that’s long been near and dear to his heart: climate change. “The Revenant was about a man’s relationship to the natural world, a world that we collectively felt in 2015 as the hottest year in recorded history. Our production needed to move to the southern tip of this planet just to be able to find snow. Climate change is real. It is happening right now. It is the most urgent threat facing our entire species, and we need to work collectively together and stop procrastinating. I thank you all for this amazing award tonight. Let us not take this planet for granted. I do not take tonight for granted.”

If who won last night was important to you, the list of winners is here:
http://nation.foxnews.com/2016/02/29/list-2016-academy-award-winners

While all this was going on I was watching the Encore Western Channel on demand.
Here’s why I prefer westerns:
The bad guy always gets caught/killed in the end
The cowboys never peed or pooped…no toilets in the west
Dance hall girls never took cowboys upstairs for a bucking bronco ride
The six-guns held 37 shots without reloading
When people got shot,there was no recoil backwards and no blood around the wound
The Indians were all white guys wearing shirts so only their faces needed makeup
They all had headbands to hold om their cheap wigs
The good guys could shoot two redskins off galloping horses with one shot
The Indians spoke in deliciously racist terms like:
‘white man speak with forked tongue’
‘me sendum to happy hunting ground’
‘you needum much wampum for Injun maid’
The walk-on actors never had guns… only the main characters went strapped
It was all in good, clean fun. Something political correctness precludes today.
Keep your modern progress…I like it where I am.

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NO MATTER HOW DRUNK THE COWBOY GOT, THE HORSE WAS ALWAYS SOBER ENOUGH TO FIND ITS WAY HOME

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8 responses to “Why I Prefer Old Westerns

  1. Pistol Pete

    Melissa Harris-Perry walks away from her own MSNBC show complaining of network meddling

    Harris-Perry said that her program had been preempted for two weeks and substituted with coverage of the election. She also said that during her show on Super Bowl Sunday, she was told to talk about the election. The host typically uses the show to address social justice, diversity, and racism. She also felt sidelined by the network during election coverage in South Carolina and New Hampshire.

    Asked to return to the show this weekend, Harris-Perry confirmed to the newspaper that she won’t show up. She also blamed NBC News Chairman Andrew Lack and MSNBC President Phil Griffin for the mistreatment of her show, which airs from 10 a.m. to noon on Saturdays and Sundays.
    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/melissa-harris-perry-walks-away-221728240.html

    Karma.

    They pay her to regularly play ugly race cards, baiting an ignorant liberal audience.

    On Friday, Melissa Harris-Perry turned on her employers, publicly accusing MSNBC bosses of messing with her show because she is black.

    Are they shocked to find that she really believes her own race-obsessed, paranoid gibberish?

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/02/27/harris-perry-refuses-to-do-show-trashes-msnbc-im-no-token-mammy-or-little-brown-bobble-head-310625#ixzz41ZlIfKaP

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Joe Biden gets standing ovation at Oscars

    THERE’S NO ISSUE THESE JACKOFFS WON’T DEMAGOGUE

    Vice President Joe Biden appeared at the Academy Awards on Sunday night to promote the White House administration’s initiative against sexual assault.

    Biden received a standing ovation from the crowd inside the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles before asking everyone to recite the pledge against sexual assault:
    https://www.yahoo.com/politics/biden-oscars-standing-ovation-133532867.html

    Joe Biden’s Academy Awards Appearance Checklist

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Rubio Makes Small Penis Joke About Trump

    Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio made a small penis joke about GOP rival Donald Trump on Sunday–and thought so highly of it he put video of himself telling the penis joke on YouTube.

    Rubio was talking to a crowd in Roanoke, Virginia about how Trump has started to call him “Little Marco” when he made his joke.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/02/rubio-makes-small-penis-joke-about-trump/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Dekalb High School Showcases Racist Black Lives Matter Poem for Black History Month

    MISS OLIVIA AND MISS ISABEL LIVE IN DEKALB WITH THEIR MOM AND DAD; THEIR MOMMY TEACHES IN A CHICAGO SUBURB 45 MINUTES AWAY.
    THEIR PARENTS’ FIRST PRIORITY IS TO SEND THEM TO A CATHOLIC SCHOOL WHERE THEY’RE NOT EXPOSED TO THIS MANNER OF HORSESHIT.
    MOMMY AND DADDY LOVE THEIR KIDS.

    THIS DEFIES DESCRIPTION
    Dekalb High School students were shuffled into the auditorium this week to listen to two girls recite a racist poem against whitey and evil America.
    US of Arn reported:

    “The two students who read the piece said things like, “What reason do I have to be mad? It is a simple fact that in all my years in the school system I’ve had to listen to white students (inaudible) off my brothers and sisters take pride in our culture, their ancestors tried so hard to annihilate.”
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/02/angry-black-lives-matter/

    So this is the new normal.
    Public schools are now showcasing racist whitey hating profanity laced presentations for Black History Month.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    FARRAKHAN GOES OFF ON HILLARY CLINTON: No Problem With a Female President, “But That Is a WICKED WOMAN”
    HERE’S THE DEAL,HOMIE….YOUR NEGROES HAVE BEEN CHAINED TO THE DEMOCRAT PLANTATION FOR SO LONG THE DEMOCRAT SLAVE MASTERS CAN OPENLY SHOW THEIR CONTEMPT FOR YOU.THEY KNOW YOU’LL STILL VOTE FOR THEM TO GET THE FREE STUFF.

    FARRAKHAN: “I do not blame you for wanting a female president, but that is a wicked woman”…”Most of you who went to jail for having a little blunt in your pocket? They arranged that, the Clintons. Mass incarcerations came about under the CLINTONS, don’t forget that.
    They called my young gang bangers ‘super predators’…Now she’s apologizing. Apologizing can’t bring back the broken families. Apologizing can’t bring back those that have been destroyed in prison life”

    http://www.hapblog.com/2016/02/farrakhan-goes-off-on-hillary-clinton.html

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Dem Rep: SCOTUS Needs Real ‘African-American Voice,’ Clarence Thomas Doesn’t Count

    Answering a question about Attorney General Loretta Lynch filling the late Justice Scalia’s vacated seat, Bass told host Al Sharpton, “I think many people would like to see an African-American on the Supreme Court.”

    “We don’t really need to go in to Clarence Thomas’ background or his behavior on the court,” she continued, “but I think to have an African-American voice that has definitely not been there since Thurgood Marshall would really be an incredible contribution to our country.”

    http://dailycaller.com/2016/02/29/dem-rep-scotus-needs-real-african-american-voice-clarence-thomas-doesnt-count-video/#ixzz41a4Mm6cz

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  7. About the drunk cowboy graphic: That’s why cars were probably a bad idea. We should have stuck with horses! They always know the way home!

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  8. Ting

    My late Dad would just love you, Pete. I wish you could get together and throw a line in the water and shoot the breeze.

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