Saturday Don’t Matterday

Consider this an ode to my bestest buddy who is recovering.

If anybody’s interested, there’s a republican debate in South Carolina tonight. As in New Hampshire, the GOP-e is denying tickets to Trump and Cruz supporters. They’re hoping to revive Jeb’s flagging campaign or, at the very least, support Rubio. I have always preferred reading the reviews the next day rather than waste any time on the event itself.

I was enjoying my usual nap after work this morning when suddenly one of the smoke alarms started chirping periodically. Not steady, but enough to keep me from going back to sleep. I couldn’t get the cover off to take out the battery so I ripped it out of the ceiling. VICTORY!

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  1. Pistol Pete

    Here’s Why President Obama Won’t Speak at Malia’s Graduation
    I SHOULD POST A BARF ALERT HERE

    I SEE NO LIFE IN HIS EYES WHATEVER
    Appearing on The Ellen Degeneres Show today, President Obama was read a love poem from his wife, Michelle, and explained why he wouldn’t be speaking at his daughter Malia’s graduation from the Sidwell Friends School later this spring. According to Obama, who considers his eldest daughter to be one of his best friends, he turned down an offer to speak at her graduation because he will be “sitting there with dark glasses, sobbing.”

    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/christinerousselle/2016/02/12/heres-why-president-obama-wont-speak-at-malias-graduation-n2118790

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  2. Pistol Pete

    DNC Makes ‘Sweeping’ Changes To Save Hillary

    Hillary Clinton’s allies at the Democratic National Committee have pulled out all the stops to ensure she is crowned the Democratic Party’s presidential nominee.

    Supporters of Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders can now cite drastic changes to donation rules instituted by presidential candidate Barack Obama in 2008 as further proof the process is rigged against them.
    http://www.wnd.com/2016/02/dnc-makes-sweeping-changes-to-save-hillary/#fGxe5fiC4m4Bu6Lo.99

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Why in god’s name is Wall Street making donations to your campaign? Just for the fun of it? Sanders hits Hillary over her billionaire backers
    Bernie Sanders continue to link Hillary Clinton’s donations from Wall Street to her being too cozy with bankers to lead the charge against them
    ‘The people aren’t dumb,’ the senator said linking super PAC donations to friendly policies
    Hillary Clinton charged back that Sanders was ‘mixing apples and oranges’ by criticizing her for having the support of Obama’s super PAC

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3443520/Why-god-s-Wall-Street-making-donations-campaign-Just-fun-Sanders-hits-Hillary-billionaire-backers.html#ixzz404OCJXpg

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Crook’s arm ripped off after failed robbery attempt
    I LOVE STORIES WITH A HAPPY ENDING
    A 17-year-old robber’s arm was severed in Brooklyn after he held up a man at gunpoint for a pair of pricey sneakers, police sources said.

    Through the app Wallapop, gunman Zachary Sam and seller Philippe Pierre, 39, had arranged to meet up at 1 p.m. Friday in Canarsie, sources said.
    But when Pierre showed up, asking $490 for a pair of Air Jordan 8 Retro sneakers, the teen crook pulled out a gun and demanded the kicks for free inside Pierre’s gray Honda Pilot, police sources said.


    http://nypost.com/2016/02/12/crooks-arm-ripped-off-after-failed-robbery-attempt/

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Chelsea Clinton: I Left The Church When I Was 6 Because It Opposed Abortion

    EVEN A 50 YEAR OLD MUSLIM WOULDN’T WANT AN UGLY-ASS HEIFER LIKE HER
    In a new interview, Chelsea Clinton, the daughter of pro-abortion presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, says she left the Baptist Church at the age of 6 because it has a strongly pro-life position opposing abortions.
    Clinton made the comment at a recent fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in an attempt to address evangelicals who question her mother’s faith in God. She said she was upset when teachers in a Sunday School class talked about the wrongness of abortion.
    http://www.lifenews.com/2016/02/11/chelsea-clinton-i-left-the-church-when-i-was-6-because-it-opposed-abortion/

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Dick Morris: Hillary Will Not Win SUPER TUESDAY
    THIS IS THE TOE-SUCKING PERVERT WHO CONNED DONORS OUT OF $360 MILLION PREDICTING A ROMNEY LANDSLIDE IN 2012
    This year’s Super Tuesday states on March 1st: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Colorado, Georgia, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, Virginia. On that day, 1/3 of the delegates are up for grabs

    http://www.hapblog.com/2016/02/dick-morris-hillary-will-not-win-super.html

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Valentine’s Day: Social Justice Warriors Dictate How To Celebrate It Correctly…

    Here are five things that the SJWs are asking you to do this year:

    1. Buy your “friend with benefits” a “‘No Means No’ conversation heart ring”

    “Hopefully your booty call is just as into consent as you are (if they’re not, ditch ‘em quick),” women’s website Romper advises. “This “No Means No” conversation heart ring ($12.50) is a sweet little statement piece.”

    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/431252/valentines-day-social-justice-warriors-political-correctness

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Poll: Voters Open To Revolution To Steal Other People’s Money
    THIS IS WHAT WE’RE UP AGAINST

    Fifty-four percent of respondents to our online poll — which reached a sample of 1,884 registered voters nationally from Friday, January 29, through Sunday, January 31, 2016 — agreed that a “political revolution might be necessary to redistribute money from the wealthiest Americans to the middle class.” Just 30 percent said they disagreed.

    Liberals and liberal-leaning demographics were most likely to agree with the statement. But majorities of independents, white voters, evangelicals, and even Tea Party supporters in our sample agreed too — showing that redistribution may no longer be a dirty word in American politics.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2016/02/12/poll-voters-open-n2114404

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