Shower thought

Groundhog Day

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  1. I like it! And release it with 3 randomly rotating endings on the disk to really confuse people.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      You are a bad, bad man! LOLOLOL

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      • They already do that! I bought a DVD of that Angelina Movie, Salt, while traveling for work, recently. Watched the “Director’s Cut” and thought it was pretty decent. Couple weeks later, I’m still on travel, and it’s the only movie I have, so I watch it again, but accidentally pick the “Theatrical Version.”

        The ending was totally different!! Not only did the evil Russian Dude not die at the very end, he buys it in the middle of the film! And they adjusted everything to make that somehow make sense in the plot.

        What made it worse: I was staying with a buddy who has 6 or 7 huge, 27 lb cats. So that added a confusing, Alice in Wonderland on LSD kind of aspect. Half the cats were on top of me, so it was cutting off blood to my brain. It was like I was at BoBs house! (Just kidding, BoB!)

        But I was soooooo confused! I was sure I was losing my mind!

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        • None of my cats are anywhere near that big!

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          • I believe you. Truth is, only 2 of his cats tip the scales at 27 lbs, Old Blue Eyes and Catastrophe. But only one of them is enough to interfere with breathing when they’re on your chest.

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            • I can imagine. I have a couple of grandcats that would almost certainly get that big if I let them eat as much as they wanted, but I ration their food very carefully to prevent that happening. I even feed the little boys in a separate room from the little girls, because if I didn’t, the boys (who eat faster) would steal the girls’ food.

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              • I have an ongoing gentle argument with John, the engineer with the cats. He goes home every day at lunch to make sure the cats get fresh wet food half-way through the day. I’ve expressed my doubt that they would starve if they only got fed once or twice a day. In fact, I’m pretty sure that they’d be in pretty good shape for days without food, but he thinks otherwise. He’s actually in very athletic shape. I think he might allow himself fewer calories than he gives the kitties, but that’s ok. He’s a good guy. They’re his kids.

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                • I feed my cats and grandcats three times a day, but that’s because I’m home all the time, and it’s just easier. I only give them two tablespoons of food apiece at each meal, but even so, none of them is what you’d call skinny, and at least one of them (I’m not naming any names here) is downright plump. How do they do that on less than half a cup of kitty crunchies a day?

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                • Beats me. Our cat hardly eats anything, and she’s kinda overweight, too. Now, in MY case, I know perfectly well why I’m overweight. That’s no mystery, really.

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