So a gaggle of dirt-poor, starved for attention, partly-African Americans are weeping in their crystal over the fact there are no homeys up for Academy Awards this year, for the second straight year. Spike Urkel Lee, Jada Igotmylooksfrommywhitemama Pinkett, and Orca the Killer Hack, among others, are boycotting this years gala. Pity. Maybe Kanye West can chug some scotch and run on stage, snatch a statue out of some little white girls hand, and make an ass of himself like he did at the AMAs, maybe screeching that ‘Straight Outta Compton’ is far and away the best movie of all time. Oddly,the people who made the movie are up for an Oscar… and they’re both white.
Spike Lee: I’m Skipping ‘Lily White’ Oscars … In Honor of MLK Jr.
MLK WOULD HAVE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, SPIKEY
LOVE THE FAKE GLASSES, DUDE… THEY’RE TRES TRES
In his scathing message to the Motion Picture Academy, Spike said … “40 white actors in 2 years and no flava at all. We can’t act?! WTF!!”
Spike apologized to his friends involved in the Oscars production this year — Chris Rock, Reggie Hudlin, and Pres. Cheryl Boone Isaacs — but said he simply “cannot support it.”
NOTE TO URKEL: FLAVA IS NOT A WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
2015’s Best Black Actors Won’t Be at the Oscars
Spike Lee, Jada Pinkett-Smith, and Michael Moore are boycotting the show this year for its lack of diversity — where everyone is a liberal Democrat.
FATSO MOORE IS BOYCOTTING… THE CATERERS CUT THEIR FOOD ORDER IN HALF AND CANCELLED THE TROUGH RENTAL
The two top black actors of 2015 will also not be in attendance.
Best Actress Rachel Dolezal: Washington NAACP Leader and Black Lives Matter activist Rachel Dolezal admitted to being white this year after her caucasian parents outed her. She lived this lie to garner sympathy and esteem for years until she was caught.
Best Actor Shaun King: #BlackLivesMatter agitator and protest leader Shaun King was also outed this year as a white dude. King misled media icon Oprah Winfrey by pretending to be biracial in order to qualify for an “Oprah scholarship” to historically black Morehouse College. King is white and has been lying about his ethnicity for years.
It is truly unfair that these two actors will not be recognized this year at the Academy Awards.
ONLY TRUMP HAS THE STONES TO SAY WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE THINKING
Donald Trump on Oscars diversity: It’s a tough situation, and as others have noted, ‘the whites’ don’t get BET awards
“Well, I think it’s a tough situation,” Trump said on Fox & Friends when asked about the issue. “I think it’s really sad. And Al is just a guy who wants to get publicity for himself. And I understand him very well.”
Trump then apparently alluded to Stacey Dash’s “Fox & Friends” interview earlier in the morning, in which the actress criticized the Black Entertainment Television channel for giving awards only to black recipients. (“Just like there shouldn’t be a Black History Month,” Dash said. “You know? We’re Americans. Period. That’s it.”)