LADY TAKES A LEAK

With apologies to the late Billie Holliday

So the democrats had a debate Saturday night. The extravaganza drew an audience of 8 million, about the same as a rerun of South Park. It was painfully obvious to any objective observer that this was a monumental waste of broadcast time in an effort to hide the fact that their nominee is an arrogant slut whose pomposity and hubris were on full display. There was little of note during this little get-together except another Clinton lie about Trump being a recruiter for ISIS. Her campaign first defended the statement, then later admitted it was just another lie. At that point,what difference did it make?

I’m not at all comfortable with Trump as the Republican nominee, but at this point if Cankles is destined to succeed to the throne at least the months-long food fight between those two would be worth it. A last hurrah for the nation, as it were.

HER VIEW ON THE WAR ON TERROR
Clinton On ISIS: “We Now Finally Are Where We Need to Be”

BERNIE IS IN THE RACE STRICTLY FOR COMIC RELIEF… QUIT WHINING
Bernie Sanders campaign manager accuses DNC of being in the tank for Hillary Clinton

Dem Debate: Hillary Clinton Dodges Responsibility for Libya
YOU EXPECTED DIFFERENT?

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton twice dodged moderator Martha Raddatz’s simple question on Libya at Saturday night’s Democratic debate in Manchester, New Hampshire: “How much responsibility do you bear for the chaos that followed elections?”

Well, first, let’s remember why we became part of a coalition to stop Gadhafi from committing massacres against his people. The United States was asked to support the Europeans and the Arab partners that we had. And we did a lot of due diligence about whether we should or not. And eventually, yes, I recommended and the President decided that we would support the action to protect civilians on the ground and that led to the overthrow of Gadhafi. BLAH,BLAH,FREAKIN’ BLAH
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/19/dem-debate-hillary-clinton-dodges-responsibility-for-libya/

LADY TAKES A POTTY BREAK

Hillary Clinton Missed Debate Because She Wouldn’t Share A Bathroom

Democratic presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton was late getting back to the debate stage Saturday night because she didn’t want to share a restroom with a Martin O’Malley staffer.
Clinton reportedly went to the ladies’ room during the commercial break, according to The Boston Globe. Clinton even had a campaign employee on bathroom duty to make sure Clinton could quickly get inside the restroom and return to the stage. But when that staffer let in O’Malley spokeswoman Lis Smith, Clinton waited outside.
And the Clinton camp is reeling from a Breitbart News report that the DNC is really not so fair and impartial in this primary. How could it be? After all, the Clinton campaign is funding the DNC and its state-level get-out-the-vote efforts!

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/20/hillary-clinton-missed-debate-wouldnt-share-bathroom/

I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS CURMUDGEON’S HANDIWORK OR GRUNT’S
IT’S HILARIOUS

I contacted our cub reporter Scoop and asked if he could do a little snooping. Here’s the exclusive report he filed just a few minutes ago.

CHAPPAQUA, NY—According to sources close to the Clinton campaign, Hillary has taken to spending more and more time in the can. Aides are concerned that she may meet the same fate as Elvis who was rumored to have died on the toilet due to “overexertion in the privy.”

The source, who asked to remain anonymous, said that she clenches her fists, grabs hold of the toilet seat and really bears down. She has been seen with beads of sweat dotting her aged forehead after emerging from the bathroom.

The unnamed source allowed our reporter to hide in the corner of the guest house living room where the former Secretary of State was doing a photo shoot for a rather famous company that produces a toilet spray designed to trap unpleasant bathroom odors.
http://www.politicalclownparade.blogspot.com/2015/12/oh-poo.html

DIANNY COULDN’T RESIST

The Most Tardy Woman in the World

Posted on December 20, 2015 by Dianny

Apparently Hillary Clinton was about as interested in the Democrat Debate as I was.

During the commercial break that happened at 9:30 pm, Hillary was a wee bit tardy in getting back when the debate started up again nearly six minutes later.
“Sorry” says the most tardy woman in the world.

Now, at the previous debate, Hillary made a joke that, as a woman she needed more time in the restroom. I’m a woman. I can be in and out of a bathroom in under a minute. And that includes washing my hands. The only time it has taken me longer is if I have to wait in line. And something tells me that the bathrooms provided for the candidates aren’t being flooded by people, but rather, are private facilities in green rooms. So unless she ate nothing but bean burritos and Ex-Lax the entire day, why the hell would she need more than five minutes?

I have my theories.

Hillary: Trump’s a Bigot; Guns Help Terrorists, Not You

Hillary Clinton on Saturday laid out what could be themes for her upcoming general election campaign, saying Donald Trump is a bigot and guns help terrorists, not average Americans.
“He is becoming ISIS’s best recruiter. They are going to people showing videos of Donald Trump insulting Islam and Muslims in order to recruit more radical jihadists. So I want to explain why this is not in America’s interest to react with this kind of fear and respond to this sort of bigotry.”

Like President Obama before her, Clinton linked gun violence to terrorism, with the implicit suggestion that limiting Second Amendment rights could help combat ISIS attacks in America.

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2015/12/20/hillary-trumps-bigot-guns-terrorists/

ABC Lets Stephanopoulos Host Pre, Post-Debate; Teams with Brazile to Tout ‘Battle-Tested’ Hillary
HEY, SHE WAS HIS BOSS
Showing that they’ve learned next to nothing from the George Stephanopoulos/Clinton Foundation scandal, ABC allowed its chief anchor in Stephanopoulos to anchor its pre-game coverage of Saturday’s Democratic presidential debate.

Not surprisingly, the former Clinton White House official teamed with DNC Vice Chairwoman Donna Brazile to gush over how Hillary Clinton has “found her footing during the fall” and has been “battle tested” following e-mail server and Clinton Foundation scandals that rocked her candidacy earlier in the year.

http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/curtis-houck/2015/12/19/abc-lets-stephanopoulos-host-pre-post-debate-teams-brazile-tout#sthash.lUrJ6bhk.dpuf

ABC’s Raddatz Throws Softball to Hillary on First Spouses; ‘Is It Time to Change the Role?’
In the final set of questions of Saturday’s Democratic presidential debate prior to the closing statements, ABC’s co-moderator Martha Raddatz served up a massive softball to frontrunner Hillary Clinton concerning how former President Bill Clinton would function as a member of the First Family if Hillary is elected president.

Promising “to make a very sharp turn as we wrap things up here,” Raddatz began by explaining to Clinton: “First Ladies, as you well know, have used their position to work on important causes like literacy and drug abuse, but they also supervise the menus, the flowers, the holiday ornaments and White House decor.”

http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/curtis-houck/2015/12/19/abcs-raddatz-throws-softball-hillary-first-spouses-it-time-change#sthash.76teaXbU.dpuf

THIS WAS HER TREATMENT OF DR. CARSON:

Palmieri struggles to defend Hillary Clinton’s claim that videos of Trump are ISIS recruitment tools
TOUGH TO BE THE BUTCHERS’ PRESS SECRETARY

Hillary Clinton to Unleash Her ‘Not So Secret Weapon’ Bill Clinton in January
PREDICTION: WE WILL BE REGALED OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER ABOUT HOW HE SINGLE-HANDEDLY PRODUCED BUDGET SURPLUSES.
THE FACT THAT HE ENJOYED THE LABORS OF A REAGAN AND BUSH ECONOMY, THE DOT COM BUBBLE, AND A REPUBLICAN HOUSE LED BY NEWT GINGRICH TO CONTROL SPENDING, IS IRRELEVANT.

Former President Bill Clinton joined his wife Hillary in a surprise appearance after the third Democratic debate at a watch party, in Manchester, New Hampshire, Saturday night.

Clinton stood side by side with her husband, saying the former president will be out on the campaign trail in January.
“I think this is fair to say that starting in January, I will have my not so secret weapon,” she said. “We’re going to cover as much ground as we possibly can.”
It was the first time the former president made a public appearance immediately following one of the debates.

President Clinton also took to the mic to address the crowd at the local tavern.

HEY, MR. PRESIDENT: ARE YOU STILL DATING?
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/hillary-clinton-unleash-secret-weapon-bill-clinton-january/story?id=35870901

This is probably the last political post before Christmas.
We all need a break.

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22 responses to “LADY TAKES A LEAK

  1. Pistol Pete

    Pelosi Explains Support for Ryan’s Spending Deal: ‘They Were Willing to Concede So Much’


    WONDER IF SHE USES THE SAME STRAP-ON ON RYAN THAT SHE USED ON BOEHNER
    The bill, Pelosi noted, did not stop funding of Planned Parenthood, and the Republicans “had to take out their provisions to destroy ACA”—the Affordable Care Act, AKA Obamacare.

    Pelosi argued that the Republican leaders were so intent on getting a provision to allow exports of U.S. crude oil that they were “willing to give up so much.”

    “The fact that the Republicans wanted big oil so desperately really argues for voting for the bill because they were willing to concede so much,” said Pelosi.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/cnsnewscom-staff/pelosi-explains-support-ryans-spending-deal-they-were-willing-concede

    If the pearls fit

    Posted on December 19, 2015 by Dianny

    Rush Limbaugh asked what I think is a particularly good question.

    What would be different if Nancy Pelosi were the Speaker of the House?

    Would Obama be more likely to get every single thing he wants?

    Given the fact that Paul Ryan gave Obama every single thing he wants, the answer is, why bother having Nancy Pelosi as Speaker? Obama doesn’t need her. He’s got Paul Ryan.

    Listen, we voters don’t need to abandon the Republican Party.

    The majority of elected Republicans already abandoned it.

    What it stunning to me, is the same people that claim Donald Trump is “killing the Republican party” are the people who put a bullet dead between the eyes of the GOP.

    It says a great deal that a man who, up until a few years ago, was a faithful Democrat — contributing campaign funds to Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Chuck Schumer, and Hillary Clinton is currently more in line with Republican voters than those who are our elected Republican leaders.

    Paul Ryan may never have donated to Nancy Pelosi’s campaign, but he’s pretty much running the House exactly as Nancy would.

    Hey, if the pearls fit…
    http://patriotretort.com/if-the-pearls-fit/

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Inside Obama’s secret pity party
    Poor Barack Obama. Americans don’t appreciate his wisdom, and those nasty Republicans are picking on him again. Woe is the leader of the free world.

    That was the essence of his private meeting with friendly journalists, where the president gave his water-carriers talking points so he could jet off to Hawaii and still look as if he’s engaged in ­national security.
    A more horrifying point is that the president confirmed the widespread perception that he is pulling punches in the fight against the Islamic State. “Obama doesn’t think this is an existential battle that’s worth the cost to the United States of an all-out war,” columnist David Ignatius said in the Washington Post. A similar conclusion appeared in a New York Times article about the meeting.
    http://nypost.com/2015/12/19/inside-obamas-secret-pity-party/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Attempts to Reassure Voters that She Is Not Satan… Twice

    WASHINGTON — Hillary Clinton sought to set the record straight Wednesday – she’s not Satan.

    Campaigning in red-state Nebraska, the Democratic presidential front-runner encouraged a friendly audience of some 800 people to spread the word to their GOP friends.

    “First thing you can tell them, as best as you can tell looking [at me] under the lights, I don’t have horns,” Clinton said.

    http://nypost.com/2015/12/16/hillarys-pitch-to-conservative-voters-im-not-the-devil/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    THE HACKS AT SNL POKE A LITTLE HARMLESS FUN
    I find it iromic that an unfunny comedian makes millions impersonating Mrs. Palin when she openly despises her.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    McConnell: Let’s Not Nominate A Bunch Of Unelectable, Tea Party People
    NO,LET’S JUST NOMINATE A BUNCH OF BACKSTABBING PRICKS LIKE YOU

    The long awaited voice of reason for the 2016 election has finally weighed in. Mitch McConnell took time out from his busy schedule of cutting budget deals with the Democrats to caution everyone against going crazy next year and nominating a bunch of wacko birds who can’t possibly win.

    http://hotair.com/archives/2015/12/19/mcconnell-lets-not-nominate-a-bunch-of-crazy-tea-party-people-folks/

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    • Ting

      Oh, for goodness’ sake. We need McConnell’s advice like we need another hole in the head. These establishment GOP guys are really up to no good. There is a LOT going on here right now with them in the 7th District. They are the biggest vanity-driven, power hungry, sore-loser, arrogant pricks you ever want to see. We are going to be busy this winter trying to bring them down to size. Wish us luck.

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Obama Acknowledges His ‘Credibility Gap’
    THEY AIN’T NEVER LAID A GLOVE ON ME. NEVER WILL.

    President Obama acknowledged that he lacks “a little credibility” that his predecessor, Dwight D. Eisenhower, had to fight America’s enemies. Obama made the remarks in an interview with National Public Radio.
    HE’S NEVER DONE A DAMN THING EXCEPY PLAY GOLF AND SMOKE WEED AND HE COMPARES HIMSELF TO THE SUPREME ALLIED COMMANDER WHO WON WORLD WAR II. NOPE,NO CREDIBILITY PROBLEMS THERE.

    http://www.weeklystandard.com/obama-acknowledges-his-own-credibility-gap/article/2000308?custom_click=rss?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=TWSAutoTweet

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Lindsey Graham Drops Out
    THE QUESTION IS,WHO WILL GET HIS THREE VOTERS?

    Graham: I’m suspending my campaign but not my commitment to peace through strength

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Breaking: Car Plows into Crowd in Las Vegas – MASS CASUALTIES – VIDEO – TERROR?

    car plowed into a crowd on the Las Vegas Strip near Planet Hollywood where the Miss Universe pageant was held.

    UPDATE—- Officials not sure if act of terrorism or impaired driver.

    Here’s another update from an eyewitness— The female driver hit a crowd. Got off sidewalk and sped up before hitting another crowd.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/12/breaking-car-plows-into-crowd-in-las-vegas-mass-casualties-shooting-reported/

    NOPE….JUST A POOR WOMAN TRYING TO GET HER LIFE TOGETHER
    HAD A TODDLER IN THE BACK SEAT
    Lakeisha Holloway from Portland Identified as Suspect in Deadly Las Vegas Strip ‘Intentional’ Crash

    Lakeisha Holloway was identified today as the crazed driver who intentionally plowed through pedestrians on the Las Vegas Strip Sunday night.

    Police said she was “stoic” when she was arrested and she told them why she committed the deadly crime but that they will not disclose her intentions(?)

    HER INTENTIONS WERE TO KILL AS MANY WHITEYS AS SHE COULD
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/12/lakeisha-holloway-from-portland-identified-as-suspect-in-deadly-las-vegas-strip-intentional-crash/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    My mistake! Disaster on Miss Universe as Steve Harvey announces the WRONG winner – and a tearful Miss Colombia has to take off her crown and hand it over to Miss Philippines on live television
    RUMOR HAS IT THAT THIS WAS A PUBLICITY STUNT,SINCE NOBODY CARED ABOUT THE CONTEST ANYWAY.

    Miss Colombia Ariadna Gutierrez celebrated her victory for more than two minutes before the mistake was realized
    Miss Philippines Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach was wide-eyes as Harvey revealed Gutierrez was actually first runner-up
    Harvey apologized to the audience and said he had read the results wrong, holding the card up to the audience
    In her first message to fans, Gutierrez said she is happy and ‘everything happens for a reason’
    Wurtzbach called her crowning moment ‘non-traditional’ and ‘very 2015’

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3368439/Disaster-strikes-Miss-Universe-2015-Steve-Harvey-announces-WRONG-winner.html#ixzz3uz2uKhrx

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Obama Defends Black Lives Matter: ‘Sometimes Progress Is A Little Uncomfortable’

    WELL, PEOPLE MIGHT FIND IT A LITTLE UNCOFMORTABLE WHEN A DOZEN HYENAS ARE BEATING THEM TO DEATH WHILE SCREAMING “KILL WHITEY!”
    President Obama says Black Lives Matter, the controversial protest movement currently stoking anti-cop hatred in America, is still a force for good.

    In an interview with National Public Radio’s Steve Inskeep, Obama defended the group.

    “Sometimes progress is a little uncomfortable,” he said.

    Obama argued that systemic racism still existed in law enforcement and the justice system is a real problem that families of color have had to cope with.

    “There’s no black family that hasn’t had a conversation around the kitchen table about driving while black and being profiled or being stopped,” he said.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/21/obama-defends-black-lives-matter-sometimes-progress-little-uncomfortable/

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    • I said it here maybe two weeks ago: there are two factions in America that want to kill me, blacks and Muslims. If even 1% of both groups are participants in the hatred, that leaves upwards of half a million souls who want me dead.

      Obama identifies as a black person, and supports BLM, NBP and ACORN. Ergo, just like Lakeisha Holloway above, he wants me dead.

      Our President wants me dead. What a stark reality for Christmas 2015.

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Obama Cites ‘Christmas Miracles’ and Same-Sex Marriage as Top Things That Happened in U.S. in 2015

    THE LIES ROLL OFF HIS TONGUE SO EASILY
    The Number 3 and Number 2 items on his list are the nationwide legalization of same-sex marriage and what he calls the “Christmas Miracles” of the budget deal he made with the Republican Congress and the new law he signed, enacted by the Republican Congress, that re-authorizes Department of Education programs.

    The Number 1 item on Obama’s list is his belief that Americans worked to achieve things he admires.

    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/cnsnewscom-staff/obama-cites-christmas-miracles-and-same-sex-marriage-top-things

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  12. Pistol Pete

    WATCH THIS:

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  13. Lots of hilarious stuff today, Pete. And that Hillary-vodka graphic was by Curmudgeon. She did a great job, except that we all know Hillary never drinks Smirnov. Not ‘spensive enough!

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