With apologies to the late Billie Holliday
So the democrats had a debate Saturday night. The extravaganza drew an audience of 8 million, about the same as a rerun of South Park. It was painfully obvious to any objective observer that this was a monumental waste of broadcast time in an effort to hide the fact that their nominee is an arrogant slut whose pomposity and hubris were on full display. There was little of note during this little get-together except another Clinton lie about Trump being a recruiter for ISIS. Her campaign first defended the statement, then later admitted it was just another lie. At that point,what difference did it make?
I’m not at all comfortable with Trump as the Republican nominee, but at this point if Cankles is destined to succeed to the throne at least the months-long food fight between those two would be worth it. A last hurrah for the nation, as it were.
HER VIEW ON THE WAR ON TERROR
Clinton On ISIS: “We Now Finally Are Where We Need to Be”
BERNIE IS IN THE RACE STRICTLY FOR COMIC RELIEF… QUIT WHINING
Bernie Sanders campaign manager accuses DNC of being in the tank for Hillary Clinton
Dem Debate: Hillary Clinton Dodges Responsibility for Libya
YOU EXPECTED DIFFERENT?
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton twice dodged moderator Martha Raddatz’s simple question on Libya at Saturday night’s Democratic debate in Manchester, New Hampshire: “How much responsibility do you bear for the chaos that followed elections?”
Well, first, let’s remember why we became part of a coalition to stop Gadhafi from committing massacres against his people. The United States was asked to support the Europeans and the Arab partners that we had. And we did a lot of due diligence about whether we should or not. And eventually, yes, I recommended and the President decided that we would support the action to protect civilians on the ground and that led to the overthrow of Gadhafi. BLAH,BLAH,FREAKIN’ BLAH
LADY TAKES A POTTY BREAK
Hillary Clinton Missed Debate Because She Wouldn’t Share A Bathroom
Democratic presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton was late getting back to the debate stage Saturday night because she didn’t want to share a restroom with a Martin O’Malley staffer.
Clinton reportedly went to the ladies’ room during the commercial break, according to The Boston Globe. Clinton even had a campaign employee on bathroom duty to make sure Clinton could quickly get inside the restroom and return to the stage. But when that staffer let in O’Malley spokeswoman Lis Smith, Clinton waited outside.
And the Clinton camp is reeling from a Breitbart News report that the DNC is really not so fair and impartial in this primary. How could it be? After all, the Clinton campaign is funding the DNC and its state-level get-out-the-vote efforts!
I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS CURMUDGEON’S HANDIWORK OR GRUNT’S
I contacted our cub reporter Scoop and asked if he could do a little snooping. Here’s the exclusive report he filed just a few minutes ago.
CHAPPAQUA, NY—According to sources close to the Clinton campaign, Hillary has taken to spending more and more time in the can. Aides are concerned that she may meet the same fate as Elvis who was rumored to have died on the toilet due to “overexertion in the privy.”
The source, who asked to remain anonymous, said that she clenches her fists, grabs hold of the toilet seat and really bears down. She has been seen with beads of sweat dotting her aged forehead after emerging from the bathroom.
The unnamed source allowed our reporter to hide in the corner of the guest house living room where the former Secretary of State was doing a photo shoot for a rather famous company that produces a toilet spray designed to trap unpleasant bathroom odors.
DIANNY COULDN’T RESIST
The Most Tardy Woman in the World
Posted on December 20, 2015 by Dianny
Apparently Hillary Clinton was about as interested in the Democrat Debate as I was.
During the commercial break that happened at 9:30 pm, Hillary was a wee bit tardy in getting back when the debate started up again nearly six minutes later.
“Sorry” says the most tardy woman in the world.
Now, at the previous debate, Hillary made a joke that, as a woman she needed more time in the restroom. I’m a woman. I can be in and out of a bathroom in under a minute. And that includes washing my hands. The only time it has taken me longer is if I have to wait in line. And something tells me that the bathrooms provided for the candidates aren’t being flooded by people, but rather, are private facilities in green rooms. So unless she ate nothing but bean burritos and Ex-Lax the entire day, why the hell would she need more than five minutes?
I have my theories.
Hillary: Trump’s a Bigot; Guns Help Terrorists, Not You
Hillary Clinton on Saturday laid out what could be themes for her upcoming general election campaign, saying Donald Trump is a bigot and guns help terrorists, not average Americans.
“He is becoming ISIS’s best recruiter. They are going to people showing videos of Donald Trump insulting Islam and Muslims in order to recruit more radical jihadists. So I want to explain why this is not in America’s interest to react with this kind of fear and respond to this sort of bigotry.”
Like President Obama before her, Clinton linked gun violence to terrorism, with the implicit suggestion that limiting Second Amendment rights could help combat ISIS attacks in America.
ABC Lets Stephanopoulos Host Pre, Post-Debate; Teams with Brazile to Tout ‘Battle-Tested’ Hillary
HEY, SHE WAS HIS BOSS
Showing that they’ve learned next to nothing from the George Stephanopoulos/Clinton Foundation scandal, ABC allowed its chief anchor in Stephanopoulos to anchor its pre-game coverage of Saturday’s Democratic presidential debate.
Not surprisingly, the former Clinton White House official teamed with DNC Vice Chairwoman Donna Brazile to gush over how Hillary Clinton has “found her footing during the fall” and has been “battle tested” following e-mail server and Clinton Foundation scandals that rocked her candidacy earlier in the year.
ABC’s Raddatz Throws Softball to Hillary on First Spouses; ‘Is It Time to Change the Role?’
In the final set of questions of Saturday’s Democratic presidential debate prior to the closing statements, ABC’s co-moderator Martha Raddatz served up a massive softball to frontrunner Hillary Clinton concerning how former President Bill Clinton would function as a member of the First Family if Hillary is elected president.
Promising “to make a very sharp turn as we wrap things up here,” Raddatz began by explaining to Clinton: “First Ladies, as you well know, have used their position to work on important causes like literacy and drug abuse, but they also supervise the menus, the flowers, the holiday ornaments and White House decor.”
THIS WAS HER TREATMENT OF DR. CARSON:
Palmieri struggles to defend Hillary Clinton’s claim that videos of Trump are ISIS recruitment tools
TOUGH TO BE THE BUTCHERS’ PRESS SECRETARY
Hillary Clinton to Unleash Her ‘Not So Secret Weapon’ Bill Clinton in January
PREDICTION: WE WILL BE REGALED OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER ABOUT HOW HE SINGLE-HANDEDLY PRODUCED BUDGET SURPLUSES.
THE FACT THAT HE ENJOYED THE LABORS OF A REAGAN AND BUSH ECONOMY, THE DOT COM BUBBLE, AND A REPUBLICAN HOUSE LED BY NEWT GINGRICH TO CONTROL SPENDING, IS IRRELEVANT.
Former President Bill Clinton joined his wife Hillary in a surprise appearance after the third Democratic debate at a watch party, in Manchester, New Hampshire, Saturday night.
Clinton stood side by side with her husband, saying the former president will be out on the campaign trail in January.
“I think this is fair to say that starting in January, I will have my not so secret weapon,” she said. “We’re going to cover as much ground as we possibly can.”
It was the first time the former president made a public appearance immediately following one of the debates.
President Clinton also took to the mic to address the crowd at the local tavern.
HEY, MR. PRESIDENT: ARE YOU STILL DATING?
This is probably the last political post before Christmas.
We all need a break.