There are days when the whole getting-out-of-bed thing seems utterly pointless. This is one of those days.
So with only a tiny bit of malice aforethought, let us sally forth into the breach once more.
ORIGINAL TITLE: THE PLANET IS SAVED!!!!
A coalition of developed socialist utopias and third world shitholes got together in Paris, ate a ton of foie gras, bushels of escargot, gallons of champagne, and decided it would be a really good idea for the United States to hand over hundreds of billions of our money to a gaggle of tinpot dictators so we can feel really good about fighting the mythical climate change monster. As with most things, everybody has an opinion. This is from my kindred spirit, Dianny:
The Kellogg-Briand Pact of 2015
I suppose I’d be weeping tears of joy too if I had managed to secure an agreement that extorts billions of dollars from the United States of America. Especially when the representatives from the United States were so eager to be extorted.
That sucking sound you’re hearing? It’s your hard-earned money being drained from your pocket and sent overseas to countries “impacted by Climate Change.”
Unlike the San Bernardino terror attack, where President Obama waited five days to address the nation, Barry tripped all over himself to make a speech about this “historic” and ultimately useless pact.
“Today, thanks to strong, principled, American leadership, that’s the world that we’ll leave to our children — a world that is safer and more secure, more prosperous, and more free. And that is our most important mission in our short time here on this Earth.”
No pact cobbled together in Paris will ever alter the weather any more than the Kellogg-Briand Pact managed to alter humankind into being pacifist and tame as fluffy bunnies.
Since the creation of man, there have been those who sought to be as gods. Those who presumed that there is no greater being than man. Therefore, man is capable of altering creation because there is no Creator, no God, no Eternal. Only man.
It is the height of hubris.
And the Divine only laughs at our foolish, deluded arrogance.
FROM JIM HOFT AT GATEWAY PUNDIT:
Paris Junk Science Pact Calls for US to Redistribute Wealth to Banana Republics and 3rd World Hell Holes
It’s a liberal’s wet dream…
Global elites released details of their global warming junk science pact Saturday. The international agreement calls for developed nations to transfer hundreds of billions of aid to third world hell holes.
The money will then be quickly deposited into Swiss bank accounts under an anonymous name until the dictator is thrown from office and replaced by the next tinpot dictator.
Obama On Paris Climate Agreement: “We Have Met The Moment”
BARRY IS SO PLEASED AND PROUD HE HAS AN EXCUSE TO CONFISCATE MORE OF THE COUNTRY’S DWINDLING WEALTH HE COULD JUST LICK HIMSELF ALL OVER
President Obama hailed today’s agreement as a ‘turning point for the world’
Said pledge will spark clean energy investment ‘on a scale not seen before’
Agreed with critics that deal is ‘not perfect’ and is ‘only the beginning’
But added that agreement is ‘the best chance we have to save the planet’
Almost 200 leaders agreed to partially-binding pledge on climate change
The irrational legacy of COP21
In 1688, British author Aphra Behn penned the literary couplet “The World ran Mad, and each distempered Brain, Did Strange and different Frenzies entertain.”
This poetic verse could well serve as an accurate description of the apparent scientific absurdity associated with the climate alarmist movement of today. A case in point is illustrated in negotiations currently wrapping up at the United Nations climate conference in Paris (COP21), where despite much data and many observations to the contrary, delegates are holding fast to the assertion that human emissions of carbon dioxide are causing dangerous climate change.
Even Greenies Admit Paris Climate Talks Were A Total Waste Of Time
No binding commitments have been made; all the countries in the world (apart from Britain) are free to emit as much carbon dioxide as they choose; the only thing everyone has agreed on is that they really, really care about global CO2 levels and that one day, maybe tomorrow, maybe mañana, they might do something about it. In other words, the 150 leaders and 40,000 delegates really would have been better off staying at home.
That’s the pessimistic view.
The more optimistic view is that it was worth it just so we could all enjoy the wailings and lamentations of disappointed greenies, throwing their toys out of the pram.
Here’s James Hansen, NASA’s former in-house activist and the man who invented global warming hysteria:
“It’s a fraud really, a fake,” he says, rubbing his head. “It’s just bullshit for them to say: ‘We’ll have a 2C warming target and then try to do a little better every five years.’ It’s just worthless words. There is no action, just promises. As long as fossil fuels appear to be the cheapest fuels out there, they will be continued to be burned.
MEET THE RENOWNED MR. HANSEN
James Hansen is a former NASA scientist who testified to Congress back in 1988 about global warming being caused by a greenhouse effect. He is considered one of the leading experts on the matter and has become a strong activist attempting to push for the world to address the issue head-on. One of the stipulations in the deal is setting a target that the global temperature increase does not exceed 2 degrees Celsius.
Fun Fact Of The Day: Obama To Rid Planet Of Fossil Fuels By Allowing China And India To Build 2,400 New Coal Plants…
WHAT WOULD A CLIMATE CHANGE POST BE WITHOUT THE FAT F*CK THAT SCAMMED MORE THAN $199 MILLION AND LAUGHS ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK
Rep. Mike Kelly: America Is ‘Daddy Warbucks’ At Climate Change Summit
“Right now, there is a critical amount of dollars that are going to be pledged by a man who does not have the authority to pledge them,” Kelly said about President Obama.
Kelly told Breitbart News Saturday that the agreement is unenforceable and that Congress still hasn’t had the opportunity to review it.
“We do feel that this needs to be treated as a treaty. This can’t be another executive agreement where the president takes it upon himself to pledge billions of American taxpayer dollars into a program that we haven’t had a chance to look at.”
Obama: I Just Want To Be Remembered As The Man Who Saved The World . . . From Global Warming…
In announcing the deal from the White House on Saturday, the president used pointed language to note that his administration laid the groundwork without help from Congress. He cited new limits on power plant emissions, investments in renewable technologies and an agreement with China to do the same — all actions he took on his own.
“Today thanks to strong, principled American leadership,” he said, we’ll leave our children “a world that is safer and more secure, more prosperous and more free, and that is our most important mission in our short time here on this earth.”
TOMORROW IS THE FINAL REPUBLICAN DEBATE ON THE COMMUNIST NEWS NETWORK. I.CAN.HARDLY.WAIT.