Monthly Archives: December 2015

ONE MORE YEAR

It’s been seven long, cruel, heartbreaking years we have suffered under the tyranny of an incompetent, vainglorious monster whose sole qualification for the most important job in the world is that a liberal tramp spread her legs for an African philanderer. Many media outlets post lists of significant people and events that happened in the year past but I’m not much for lists and I’d rather forget a large majority of 2015. I just pray the Lord give us strength to endure the next 386 days until the muslim trash struts from the White House and the corrupt Queen of Lies and her rapist partner set about finishing off what’s left of this once-great nation.

Sitting President

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OK, OK, I’LL ADMIT IT. I LISTENED TO MANILOW.
I ALSO HAD WORE POLYESTER LEISURE SUITS AND DANCED THE HUSTLE.
IT’S JUST ANOTHER NEW YEAR’S EVE BARRY MANILOW

THERE…CONFESSION IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL

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Another fake hate crime

2015_12 30 Another fake hate crime

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Worker of Mercy

2015 Cop gives homeless man a bike

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HITTING AND RUNNING

….before something hits back.

Strike while the iron’s hot
Make hay while the sun shines
A stitch in time saves nine
Speak in haste, repent in leisure
A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse
If you have to ask how much, you can’t afford it
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
A Bush in the hand is worth 100,000 Obamas (just made that one up)
If your nose runs and your feet smell you were built upside down
The last thing a bug sees as it hits the windshield is his ass

The preceding is an excerpt from my upcoming book: Words of Wisdom from My Grandparents and Other Nonsensical Crap

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THIS IS A SORE SPOT WITH ME; I NEED ONE OF THESE WHEN I GO TO WALMART BECAUSE OF MY COPD.
WHEN I GET THERE AND ALL THE CARTS ARE BEING USED, THERE ARE ALWAYS SOME 300 POUNDERS RIDING AROUND, WITH HER FIVE KIDS PUSHING A CARTFUL OF JUNK FOOD BECAUSE HER EBT CARD HAD MONEY ON IT.
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TWO ITALIAN FRIENDS OF GRANPA WANTED HIM TO GROW SOME ZUCCHINI FOR THEM
(SOME CALL THEM KUGUTSA)
WE LET THEM GROW AND THEY LOOKED LIKE THIS.
ERNIE AND WHITEY WERE HORRIFIED. WE DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HARVEST THEM WHILE THEY’RE STILL YOUNG, ABOUT A FOOT OR SO LONG
TRUE STORY
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[CtH: They taste so bad when they’re this size …. target practice is really all they’re good for!  LOL]

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[CtH: True story from my neighborhood … my gf and I were out for a stroll and literally fell over laughing when we saw a neighbor vacuuming his grass. Turned out, it’s the best way to get all the driveway gravel that got shoveled up with snow out of the grass at the end of winter, so it doesn’t get caught in mower blades, dinging them and getting flung around like shrapnel. Our up-the-hill neighbor did this shrapnel thing once, hit our house so hard with the rock that it shook the windows and dented the siding! Anyway, I was really annoyed with myself for laughing, because we also have a gravel driveway, so I had to eat crow while I shop vacced our grass. However, this chick in the photo … upright vac outside and no gravel?  Yeah, probably drugs.]

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Final SOTU

HALLELUJAH!!

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Bill Whittle posted the above with: “A preening, shallow, vain, lazy and not-very-bright narcissist doing the one thing in all the world that makes him genuinely happy: looking in the mirror. 387 more days of this D-Bag. Yeah, you heard me.”

Preach it, William!

  • 2008: Candidate Obama promised he would take no vacations if he was elected.

  • 2015: President Obama has spent more than $70 million taxpayer dollars on vacations.

ONE example: On July 18, 2015, Obama and his daughters took Air Force One to New York for an outing. The plane trip alone cost taxpayers $309,000. The additional costs for security are classified, so we can’t know what that added to the total bill.

NEXT YEAR, he plans to travel the globe to … get this … BRAG about his foreign policy “successes.” Not promote peace or whatever else … just brag. Or probably to be more accurate … to cram in every minute of taxpayer-funded, narcissistic pleasure he can before he’s forced to move out of the White House.

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Worker of Mercy

2015 Prof helps mom

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Sara Winter apologizes

Ultra-feminist and founder of Femen Brazil, Sara Winter was one of the principal symbols of the anti-Christian, left-wing movement.

She is particularly famous for engaging in a bare-breasted, same-sex kiss in front of the Church of Our Lady of Candelária in Rio de Janeiro. The photo of the two, with a cross in the background, became iconic in Brazil of homosexual contempt for Christianity.

Today, Sara Giromin (her real name) is pro-life and has formally apologized to Christians for her blasphemous actions.

Giromin thought feminism was about helping women, but learned the hard way that it is primarily about promoting cultural Marxism and inflaming hatred for human beings, families, and Christianity.

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In her new book “Bitch, no! Seven times I was betrayed by Feminism” (Vadia não! Sete vezes que fui traída pelo feminismo), Giromin writes that she was repeatedly pushed to do drugs, to engage in sex with strangers, and was even molested by a lesbian, all at the hands of feminists who claimed to be fighting for women’s equality.

“I saw the feminist movement cover up for PEDOPHILES,” she writes. “I saw the feminist movement PERSECUTE WOMEN … I am a witness to the fact that today in the feminist movement women are not of any importance but serve as fuel for the fires of hatred that the feminist sect cannot allow to die.”

Giromin is donating a percentage of her book earnings to pro-life causes, and is now beginning to give talks against feminism, gender ideology and cultural Marxism, teaming up with Christian psychologist Marisa Lobo.

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https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/ultra-feminist-founder-of-femen-brazil-declares-herself-pro-life-apologizes

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It’s not a question of IF.

It’s only a question of WHEN.

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JUST A FEW WORDS

You may have been wondering (but probably not) why there wasn’t a Christmas post with some of my favorite music videos, as has been my wont for the last four years. Sometime between when I left for work last Wednesday and when I got home the video component of the Univac machine lapsed into a coma and the screen would not light up. I have confessed numerous times that I’m a total incompetent when it comes to all things electronic-related. For three days the black screen just stared, mocking my pain. The internet is my only connection to world events and I seemed to have been as addicted to it as many are to their stupid cell phones.

Friday a co-worker brought me a spare monitor he had and after a beautiful Christmas dinner I pressed my stepson into service connecting it to my erstwhile unit. Nothing happened. So he reconnected my old monitor and lo and behold, it started working. He fiddled with the mouse and said that may have been the problem. Saturday as I dressed for work dW came in to check her Facebook page, since it’s the only thing she does to keep up with her family. After about 10 minutes it crashed. I have no clue what an AMD driver is, but they stopped working. It will happen again.

I priced new computer towers and they are extremely expensive and all now use Windows 10 as an operating system, which I want no part of. The only recourse is to get a refurbished unit with Windows 7 installed and keep it as a backup. Otherwise my life with the internet will come to an end when this machine breathes its last, since I don’t have a tech guy anymore. I managed three days without committing a felony and developed a deep appreciation for cable television. Since my illness three years ago I’ve been living on borrowed time and my relationship with the interwebs is in the same condition.

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT TROUBLES??
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WHERE ELSE CAN YOU FIND SO MUCH IDIOCY IN ONE PLACE?

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