Daily Archives: November 8, 2015

THE DONALD DOES SNL

This is being posted today because I may not be able to post tomorrow. My loving wife has had her faith tested today. Her older sister is in the hospital, and has refused to be put on life support. DW just came back from her father, who is 96 and is now facing the loss of his second child.

Piled on top of that, DW went to WalMart today. She loaded her purchases in the car and got to the end of the parking lot when she realized she’d left her purse in the cart. There was a shiny-faced young aspiring rapper named Dindu Nuffin gathering carts as she was getting ready to leave. When she got back minutes later, her purse was gone and so was Dindu. She reported it to store security, who saw her loading the car on the surveillance camera but claimed they didn’t see him take it. They didn’t dare ask to look in his car, he’d have sued them because that’s what they do. She only had about $20, her driver’s license, insurance cards and her cell phone, which is worth nothing to a pawn shop because it’s a flip phone.

When she got home, everything was just too much for her. We hugged and then we prayed together. She called the bank and cancelled her bank card right away. We can’t get her a duplicate driver’s license since all the state offices are closed on Monday. She still has her old phone, so we’re going to the store to see if they can reactivate it. She has to get a new Medicare card and a new Humana card. But all her doctors have her information anyway. It’s not the money, it’s just the feeling of violation when someone knowingly steals from you. In the end, I’m sure he will answer for what he’s done. Maybe it was providence that she went shopping alone. Had this happened when I was with her I most likely would have been arrested for my extreme racist rants. I just don’t suffer in silence well.

OK, SO DONALD DID SNL LAST NIGHT.

‘SNL’ Recap: We’ve Been Trumped
THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY ETHAN ALTER. I’D BET MONEY HE’S LEFTIST HACK JONATHON ALTER’S KID.
“Why are you hosting Saturday Night Live? Why?” It turns out the answer is pretty simple. “I really have nothing better to do,” Trump admitted.

Of course, Trump was just kidding around. (We think.) The real reason he’s hosting SNL is to show that he can take a joke. Heck, he can take all the jokes the show has thrown at him over the years. (Actually, the real real reason is for all the free attention and exposure, but that’s obvious enough to not require explanation.) “I don’t hold grudges against anybody,” he insisted, pointing out that he’s even gotten over his feud with Rosie O’Donnell…although she probably shouldn’t expect a dinner party invite anytime soon, since he can’t tell the difference between the real O’Donnell and SNL cast member Aidy Bryant.

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/snl-weve-all-been-trumped-123755142.html

Donald Trump Monologue – SNL
IT’S AT THE END OF THIS CLIP WHEN UNFUNNY MAN LARRY DAVID STARTS SHOUTING “YOU’RE A RACIST!” HE THEN ADMITS HE WAS TOLD HE’D GET FIVE GRAND FOR DOING IT. I GUESS HE NEEDS THE MONEY.

AY CARAMBA! #BoycottFail Trump Delivers SNL Highest Ratings in 4 YEARS!
With Donald Trump hosting, Saturday Night Live jumped to its biggest overnight rating since 2012.

According to NBC, SNL had a whopping 6.6 household rating on Saturday night, easily beating the season’s previous high: the 41st season premiere last month, hosted by Miley Cyrus and with a guest appearance by none other than … Hillary Clinton. In fact, Trump’s overnight rating was 47 percent higher than the Miley/Hillary episode.

The previous high was held by an episode that aired Jan. 7, 2012, hosted by Charles Barkley with musical guest Kelly Clarkson.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/11/ay-caramba-boycottfail-trump-delivers-snl-highest-ratings-in-4-years/

‘Dad-dancing Donald Trump goes all-out to prove he can take a joke on SNL – and Larry David is the only heckler to shout out ‘racist!’
Donald Trump took up his controversial slot as SNL host on Saturday night
Republican presidential candidate went all-out to prove he can take a joke
Mocked his campaign pledges, his ego, and his row with Rosie O’Donnell
The Donald also showed off his dad dancing to Drake’s hit Hotline Bling

PREPARE YOURSELF:

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3308916/Birth-certificates-blistering-impressions-dad-dancing-Hotline-Bling-Donald-Trump-goes-prove-joke-hosting-Saturday-Night-Live.html#ixzz3qwX7mOhq

Live Tweeting – SNL

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