When you first enroll in Medicare you are entitled to something called Medicare Initial Preventative Physical Examination. I visited my family doctor Tuesday and went over the checklist of services offered initially. I skipped the colonoscopy because a fecal occult blood test and a Barium enema didn’t really appeal to me. At breakfast this morning both my uncles have had one. One was put under anesthetic, but Uncle Roger watched the whole thing and proceeded to describe it… in detail… over a ham and cheese omelet.
The doctor also gave me a flu shot, which I hadn’t had in over 20 years. I woke up yesterday morning with chills and all-over body ache. I know it’s purely psychosomatic, just saying’. The doctor also wanted some lab work, which I had to get done at a different hospital since they’re the only ones where the bloodwork is covered under my supplemental insurance. I fasted for over 12 hours and when I went yesterday morning to register my doctor had written in an invalid code. They just called and said they finally contacted him and corrected the error so I guess I’ll go without coffee again tomorrow morning. I get a little…uh…disagreeable without my morning coffee.
OK, so today is the much-overhyped Benghazi show starring the Butcher herself, Hillary Soulless Clinton. The media is fretting over how she’ll get out of this one. She hasn’t, in reality, a worry in the world. She has the entire Democrat party defending her and everybody knows it. As an important and influential media reporter, I have obtained an advanced copy of her testimony.
There are also the usual crimes committed by Obama’s flock, which are too numerous to go into much detail about. Canada has gone full-out Communist after this week’s election and Crazy Uncle Joe decided running for president was too much work for a pompous gasbag who’s done next to nothing in the senate for 35 years.