MONDAY MORNING MUSINGS

and other alliterations.

Stopped at Meier this morning. Was a little sad as I passed the Halloween candy display. They had those peanut butter thingys in the orange and black wrappers. I used to eat them by the bag. I now have type II diabetes. Can’t have them anymore.

Also bought a 5# bag of russet potatoes. Sign said $1.19. Got home and looked at the receipt. I picked up the wrong taters. These were organic potatoes. $4.49/bag. I’ll be taking them back tomorrow while I’m on my route.

Took DW to our granddaughter’s softball game yesterday then to Steak and Shake for lunch. They’re featuring a caramel apple shake for the season. DW made a face I’ve rarely seen since our wedding night.

Coming back from WalMart a little while ago we ended up behind a black Corvette driven by a geezer about 75 years old. He was doing 30MPH. I wasn’t aware Corvettes went that slow.

Yesterday was Rosh Hashana. I’ve been looking to find the article about the celebration Obama surely held at the White House for all his Jewish friends. He DID, didn’t he? He’s never missed a muslim holiday…ever.

I’ve seen a few articles about European countries realizing what they’re doing and cutting off the flood of Syrian “refugees.” 75% of them are military age cowards too afraid to fight for their country but they want to screw up somebody else’s.

LET’S LIGHT THIS CANDLE
THIS IS SO COOL
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THIS ONE’S FOR YOU,CHRISSY:
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THINK OF ALL THE CARTOONS WE WATCHED AS KIDS THAT WILL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN BECAUSE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.
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BoB,THIS ONE’S FOR YOU:
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Added by CtH: Awesome graphics today, Pete!  Couldn’t resist doing my own take on the cows. 🙂
Cows and teats

ted-on-trump

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  1. Pistol Pete

    New schedule for SNAP disbursement leads to shortages at Illinois grocers
    THIS ARTICLE APPEARED IN MY HOMETOWN NEWSPAPER

    THEY BE CONFUSED WHEN THEY GET THEY FREE STUFF
    27 YEARS OLD,FOUR KIDS AGED 2-10.SHE HAD HER FIRST AT 16.THIS IS OUR TAX DOLLARS HARD AT WORK
    So the 10th of the month is an essential date for Hattie Williams’ household.

    “I’ve received food stamps since 2004,” the 27-year-old Peoria resident said while on break at her job at Western Meats.

    Williams needs the government assistance to feed her four children, ages 2 to 10. If SNAP dollars come late or a store is out of certain staple items, her family can be without food, sometimes for days.

    “Some days, they barely have any food in the stores,” she said. “I’ll have to wait a couple of days to go back to the stores because I don’t have consistent transportation.”

    http://www.rrstar.com/article/20150912/NEWS/150919823

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  2. Pistol Pete

    DWS declares victory: ‘The left is the center of America right now’

    The chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee, condemning a “xenophobic and jingoistic” Republican Party and collection of GOP presidential candidates, declared that her left-leaning party has become the political center as a result.

    “I think the left is the center of America right now,” said Florida Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
    By comparison, she said the Republicans are now a voice for the Tea Party. “The Republican Party voter is strangled by their right wing extremists, by their Tea Party base.”
    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/dws-declares-victory-the-left-is-the-center-of-america-right-now/article/2571745

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Some in the Republican party is coming for Donald Trump, now we got to come for them.
    TIME FOR DIAMOND AND SILK

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Return to Sanity?… Germany Closes Border to Migrant Masses After 13,000 Flood into Munich in One Day
    LOOK HARD…HOW MANY WOMEN AND CHILDREN DO YOU SEE?

    The decision marks a dramatic shift away from the current abolishment of passport checks throughout Europe’s Schengen zone.

    Some 13,015 refugees arrived in Munich yesterday alone and 1,400 more are expected to reach the city today.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/09/return-to-sanity-germany-closes-border-to-migrant-masses-after-13000-flood-into-munich-in-one-day/

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  5. Pistol Pete

    The Iranian Godfather

    SHE’S NO ONE WHO’LL BE MISSED,CONGRESSMAN…WE’LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

    And rather than to have a vote on the record in support of a deal that they can’t stomach, they simply let the vote die on the Senate floor by way of a filibuster.

    The victory isn’t that the Democrats were wildly supportive.

    Like many of Obama’s “victories,” is was simply a lack of defeat.

    The NY Post editorial writers describe these 41 supposed Democrat “support” as “someone was literally holding a gun to their heads.”

    The victory really isn’t Obama’s. It certainly isn’t the United States of America’s.

    The victory is Senate Democrats succeeded in avoiding the distasteful task of having to make any support for this deal official.
    http://patriotretort.com/the-iranian-godfather/

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    • Like passing a budget, which requires an actual vote on actual spending priorities, to be entered for public viewing in the Congressional Record. Instead, let’s keep passing continuing resolutions and kick the can a few more months down the road. One of the few actual specified congressional constitutional obligations and the Democrats just can’t pull it off.

      “God forbid Americans ever figure out what we’re really up to …”

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Iranian leader tweets crazy WAR PROVOCATION video
    There’s nothing like making a nuke deal and then being told that you will be humiliated in war afterward, but Obama seems to love that attention.
    THIS SMELLY GOAT F*CKER’S RANT REMINDS ME OF THE LATE AND UNLAMENTED SADDAM WHO,AT THE START OF DESERT STORM DECLARED IT WOLD BE “THE MOTHER OF ALL BATTLES.”
    DIFFERENCE IS,OUR PRESIDENT THEN WASN’T A SUCKEGG MUSLIM AND DIDN’T TAKE ANY SHIT.

    http://therightscoop.com/iranian-leader-tweets-crazy-war-provocation-video/#ixzz3ljLllX77

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Amb. Bolton Predicts Obama-Rouhani Handshake at UN in New York

    THEY’LL PROBABLY SHARE A DEEP SOUL KISS,RUB EACH OTHERS BUTTOCKS,THEN….OH,CRAP.I JUST THREW UP.
    Former ambassador to the United Nations John Bolton predicted Sunday that President Obama will meet and shake hands with Iranian President Hasan Rouhani on the sidelines of the U.N. General Assembly session in New York this month
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/patrick-goodenough/amb-bolton-predicts-obama-rouhani-handshake-un-new-york

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Victorious Same-Sex Marriage Attorneys Sue Ohio for $1 Million

    IS IT ANY WONDER THAT TRIAL LAWYERS’ UNIONS ARE THE BIGGEST SINGLE CONTRIBUTORS TO THE DEMOCRAT PARTY?
    With even more chutzpah, the plaintiff’s attorneys in Obergefell v. Hodges are asking U.S. District Court Judge Timothy S. Black to grant them 50 percent enhancement over the $1,096,142.50 incurred in attorney’s fees, and $51,360.12 in expenses. The attorneys claim they are owed the enhancement because the case “resulted in a landmark Supreme Court decision,” as well as “the results, the unpopularity of the case, and fee awards in other cases.”
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/09/13/victorious-same-sex-marriage-attorneys-sue-ohio-for-1-million/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    CNN Panelists Laugh at Hillary’s Pathetic Pandering to Gullible Democrats
    THEY LAUGH NOW,BUT EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM WILL RUSH TO CAST A VOTE FOR HER

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Saudi Businessman Gives $10 Million Gift To Fund Islamic Law Center At Yale…
    IN A RELATED STORY THE SAUDIS HAVE PLEDGED TO BUILD 200 MORE MOSQUES TO ACCOMODATE REFUGEES….IN GERMANY

    A Saudi businessman has donated $10 million to Yale Law School to establish what school officials hope will become the country’s top center for the study of Islamic law.

    Abdallah S. Kamel made the award after meetings with university representatives including Yale President Peter Salovey. Kamel, chief executive of the Dallah Albaraka Group banking and real estate enterprise in Saudi Arabia, has sponsored a lecture series on Islamic law for the last three years.

    http://college.usatoday.com/2015/09/13/yale-islamic-law-center/

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Trump: I’m Turning Down Millions of Dollars in Campaign Contributions, To Be Honest, ‘I Feel Like a Schmuck’

    YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,HE’S AN ENTERTAINER

    Here’s Trump this afternoon in Boone, Iowa

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Virginia Governor Tries To Spin Showing Up To Anti-Gun Rally With Armed Security

    IN THIS PUTRID PILE OF PIGSHIT’S CASE I WOULD HAVE APPROVED HIS ABORTION
    When asked by Townhall’s Katie Pavlich why his security detail can be armed yet others cannot, McAuliffe responded, “You can be armed, go through a background check.” Washington, D.C. has approved only 44 concealed carry permits out of 206 applications since October 2014.

    McAuliffe then claimed he was only calling for closing of the “gun show loophole.” Asked why he implied Virginia did not have background checks for firearm purchases, the Governor responded, “We don’t have…you can go to a gun show loophole.”
    THIS PUNK IS A LYING BASTARD

    http://dailycaller.com/2015/09/13/virginia-governor-tries-to-spin-showing-up-to-anti-gun-rally-with-armed-security-video/#ixzz3ljZ0xF5P

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Satanic Temple Petitions to Mount a Statue in Little Rock
    YOU THINK MY POSTING THIS AFTER THE IMAGE OF McAULIFFE WAS COINCIDENTAL…IT WASN’T.


    THEY CAN ERECT…UH,BUILD IT NEXT TO THE PRESIDENT CLINTON ADULT BOOKSTORE AND MASSAGE PARLOR
    The Satanic Temple has applied to mount a statue in Arkansas of Baphomet, a goat-headed deity often used to represent Satan.

    The move comes in response to a recent bill which allows for a privately donated monument of the Ten Commandments to be placed at the Arkansas Capitol in Little Rock.
    http://cnsnews.com/blog/mark-judge/satanic-temple-petitiosn-construct-statue-little-rock

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Donald Trump Interviews Himself In the Mirror
    THIS IS PRESIDENTIAL MATERIEL?HE’S NO DIFFERENT THAN OBAMA AS FAR AS BING AN ATTENTION WHORE

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    • No, no, they’re both attention whores, nobody doubts that. But Trump calls illegals rapists; Obama calls them voters.

      Give me another candidate who calls illegals rapists and I’ll vote for them. I haven’t heard it yet.

      And ever since Clinton played his sax on Arsenio Hall and McCain was on SNL … maybe even all the way back to Richard Nixon on Laugh-In … presidential contenders aren’t going to get very far these days if they only appear on Charlie Rose and dissect policy minutia. Today’s voting public is plugged in to such a variety of sources, it behooves any serious contender to attempt to connect via all of them.

      I saw the Fallon mirror bit, as well as the following interview, and given that this is the show where the house band played “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” to welcome guest Michelle Bachmann, I was surprised at how fair and good-natured Fallon was toward Trump. The Donald came off very well.

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Arnold Schwarzenegger to replace Donald Trump as Celebrity Apprentice host
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    BECAUSE YOU NEED TO KNOW
    NBC has landed a huge name to replace Donald Trump as host of Celebrity Apprentice.

    Former California governor and international movie star Arnold Schwarzenegger will take over the reality franchise, NBC announced Monday.
    http://www.ew.com/article/2015/09/14/arnold-schwarzenegger-replace-donald-trump-celebrity-apprentice-host

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Goodwin: America Will Pay The Price For Obama’s Iran Deal ‘Victory’

    The word “disconnect” is the appropriate way to describe the chasm between America’s government and its citizens. We all have our favorite examples, but none can match the events of last week.
    http://nypost.com/2015/09/12/america-will-pay-the-price-for-obamas-iran-deal-victory/

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    • One of my personal disconnect favorites comes from 2014: “In the United States, Eid also reminds us of the many achievements and contributions of Muslim Americans to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy.”

      Yay Muslims!!!

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Watch the awesome new NRA commercial starring Dana Loesch slapping down gun nuts!
    I STILL SAY OUR SIDE HAS THE HOTTEST WOMEN

    http://therightscoop.com/watch-the-awesome-new-nra-commercial-starring-dana-loesch-slapping-down-gun-nuts/#ixzz3ljioCImI

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  18. chrissythehyphenated

    Non-organic taters are above the half-way mark on the pesticide load.

    http://www.biodynamic-foods.com/best-and-worse-non-organic-foods-pesticides/

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