FRIDAY CRAZINESS; FOODIE EDITION

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It as a tough call. It’s Friday. Sometimes I post good/silly/offbeat stuff. Other times I mix fun with political bloodsport. I decided to do a mostly non-politically-correct thing. I have a feeling a lot of the lurkers here just check out the headers anyway.
We have some food-related stuff today.

Terrible Woman Berating Food Staff Meets Instant Justice
This video will infuriate you until the very end
WATCH AS KARMA COMES UPSIDE THIS WOMAN’S SKULL
In a video uploaded to YouTube on Thursday, an irate woman was captured hurling insults at restaurant workers who had the audacity to put green peppers on a meal for kids who “don’t eat green things!”
“If you want to be polite to the customer, then you speak English,” barks the impolite customer. “My kids don’t eat green things, they eat red peppers!”
When the workers, who remain calm throughout the video, offer to make a new meal, the woman calmly reminds them that “I DON’T HAVE 15 MINUTES!”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/terrible-woman-berating-food-staff-meets-instant-justice_55e9ae73e4b03784e2759e1b?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

DW AND I WATCH A LOT OF THE FOOD NETWORK. THERE WERE RUMORS THAT SUPER CHEF BOBBY FLAY WAS GETTING A DIVORCE FROM HIS WIFE, STEPHANIE MARCH, AT ABOUT THE TIME HE WAS MESSING WITH ANOTHER TV HOST, GIADA DeLAURENTIS. ALL I KNOW IS THESE PEOPLE MAKE A HELL OF A LOT OF MONEY.
Giada De Laurentiis Is Officially Divorced… and It Was Expensive


TMZ has obtained a copy of the final divorce judgment, which orders Giada to pay Todd $9K a month in child support. Todd also gets their $3.2 million house in Pacific Palisades and $300,000 in art and furnishings. He also gets to keep his membership in the swanky Bel-Air Bay Club, which overlooks the Pacific.
They’re dividing up various bank accounts, with a total balance north of $2 million.
And of course, he gets to keep his Porsche and she gets to keep hers.
No one’s getting spousal support, because they’re both rich. His estimated worth is $15 million… hers is $20 million.
https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/news/giada-de-laurentiis-is-officially-divorced—-and-it-was-expensive-231337525.html

McDONALDS DRIVE-THRUS CAN BE DANGEROUS
Quartet Charged With Attack On McDonald’s Worker
Girl, 16, was pulled through drive-thru window
SEPTEMBER 2–Police have charged a quartet of women in connection with an attack last week on a 16-year-old McDonald’s employee who was pulled through a drive-thru window and beaten outside the Louisiana restaurant

VIDEO AT LINK
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/arrests-in-attack-on-mcdonalds-drive-thru-worker-879024

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24 responses to “FRIDAY CRAZINESS; FOODIE EDITION

  1. Pistol Pete

    See What Kermit the Frog’s New Girlfriend Looks Like
    NOT A JOKE:FEMINAZIS HAVE TAKEN TO TWITTER TO EXPRESS THEIR OUTRAGE OVER KERMIT DUMPING THE ROTUND MS. PIGGY FOR A SLIMMER MODEL.SOME PEOPLE NEED A HOBBY.
    Meet the pig who’s stolen Kermit the Frog’s heart.

    After the “Rainbow Connection” singer and his longtime love Miss Piggy announced in early August that they had ended their 40-year relationship, Kermit revealed that there was a new someone special in his life named Denise. (The amphibian didn’t waste any time getting back into the dating game!)

    While Kermit is moving on with Denise, Miss Piggy has found a new flirtation of her own. The TV star has been getting cozy with fellow A-lister Liam Hemsworth. The Aussie actor, who’s scheduled to be a guest on The Muppets in September, shared a snapshot of himself looking adoringly at Kermit’s former flame in his very first Instagram post.

    https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/blogs/celeb-news/kermit-the-frog-moves-on-to-another-love-after-miss-piggy-breakup-204042111.html

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      This break-up is hardly unexpected, given that the theme of their wedding song was, “He’ll make happy/she’ll make me happy.” No relationship can survive that kind of narcissistic co-dependency.

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      • GP

        Kermit finally realized he is a tranny and is looking for a new show about making the LEAP. Miss Piggy will now be going on dancing with the stars on Iranian TV.

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  2. Pistol Pete

    ‘Miraculous’ vibrating bra that claims to increase the size of a woman’s breasts in just seven days – without the need for surgery – is being trialed in the U.S.
    Daily Mail Online can exclusively reveal that the E Bra, which was created by Serbian Milan Milić, 30, has been trialed by two American women
    Milan first came up with the design after his girlfriend told him she wanted bigger breasts

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3221460/Miraculous-vibrating-bra-claims-increase-size-woman-s-breasts-just-seven-days-without-need-surgery-trialed-U-S.html#ixzz3knMcrha0

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  3. Pistol Pete

    WATCH: Unbelievably Racist and Violently Angry White Man Threatens to Kill Black Americans
    THIS RAG OF A WEBSITE CALLS IT RACIST…I CALL IT A WARNING THAT DECENT PEOPELE AREN’T GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE

    THE CLICK OF A SHOTGUN IS THE LAST SOUND YOU’LL HEAR
    I ADMIT TO GETTING A CHUCKLE OUT OF LEFTISTS OUTRAGE WHEN THE DOMESTIC TERRORISTS ARE THREATENED WITH JUSTICE
    http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/videos/watch-unbelievably-racist-and-violently-angry-white-man-threatens-to-kill-black-americans-video/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Man Tries to Prove Gun Won’t Fire; It Does

    DARWIN’S PLAN FOR TAKING THE STUPID OUT OF THE GENE POOL
    A 23-year-old Phoenix man is in critical condition after shooting himself in the head while trying to show that a handgun could not be fired while he had the safety mechanism engaged. The Navajo County Sheriff’s Office said Christen Reece fired his handgun yesterday while shooting with six other people outside Overgaard in eastern Arizona. Friends took Reece to the local fire department, where he was treated before being airlifted to a Scottsdale hospital for surgery.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Because OF COURSE when you want to prove a point, you do it by pointing a gun at your head. Chlorine for the gene pool.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Times Square topless “street performer” is arrested ‘for offering oral sex and drugs to an undercover cop’
    Destiny Romero and her handler Jason Perez allegedly arranged to sell the officer $200 worth of drugs — and for Romero to perform a sex act on the cop.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/times-square-topless-women-involved-2-arrests-sources-article-1.2347143?utm_content=buffer866a0&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=NYDailyNewsTw

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  6. Pistol Pete

    AAH,FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
    TIME TO RENEW FRIENDSHIPS,FIND NEW CLASSES,BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ANOTHER BABY-MAMA IN TRAINING

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Star wares: Hilarious scenes as fanatics dressed as their favourite Star Wars character push trolleys and browse the aisles as new collectible toys hit the shelves
    New Star Wars toys were launched globally, hitting Australian markets first
    Fans dressed up as Imperial Stormtroopers, Wookies and Sand People
    The roll-out is a merchandising effort by Disney, Hasbro and Lego
    Toys were released ahead of the new movie, Star Wars:The Force Awakens


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3221898/Wookies-Stormtroopers-spotted-shopping-memorabilia-latest-Star-Wars-toys-sale-Australia.html#ixzz3knUQzvrh

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  8. Pistol Pete

    More Than 1,000 Pimps and Johns Arrested in Nationwide Prostitution Sting
    YOU CAN FIND MORE THAN THAT IN ANY CITY ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
    The months-long annual sting, now known as the National Johns Suppression Initiative, was led by Sheriff Tom Dart of Cook County, Il. A total of 39 law enforcement agencies across 18 states arrested 961 men trying to buy sex and 71 pimps or traffickers, more than in any of his previous stings.
    http://time.com/4022124/prostitution-nationwide-sting/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Online Donors Rally to Save Elderly Veteran’s Home from Overdue Tax Bill

    Abram Belles, a 91-year-old WWII veteran from Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania, was all set to be ushered out of the home he’s lived in for almost 70 years because of an overdue tax bill. But nearly 200 people on the Internet unexpectedly rallied to his side to raise the money he needed to stay in his home.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/09/03/online-donors-rally-to-save-elderly-veterans-home-from-overdue-tax-bill/

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  10. Pistol Pete

    YOU’LL ENJOY THIS

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Trio Of Cops Decline Suspect’s Sex Acts Offer

    Woman, 24, sought free pass after arrest
    According to cops, Arielle Engert was pulled over at 2:48 AM yesterday when her car was spotted weaving on a Clearwater street.

    Engert was subsequently arrested after failing a series of field sobriety tests and registering a blood alcohol content at twice the legal limit.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/woman-offers-sex-to-cops-765039

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Hell is 4 hours of “Morning Joe”: Why MSNBC just made a horrible & disappointing mistake

    THE ONLY SHOW WITH A TOKEN REPUBLICAN RINO AND SALON IS PISSED
    The world may sometimes feel like a vast sea of greed, evil and misery, but surely the citizens of the planet have not done enough terrible things to deserve a having a fourth hour of “Morning Joe” foisted upon them.

    Yet, according to Mediaite’s well-sourced Joe Concha, that is precisely what MSNBC is about to do. In the latest of what is looking like a near wholesale clear-out, Concha writes that the network is going to ditch its current 10 a.m. hour, hosted by Jose Diaz-Balart, and give viewers an extra helping of Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski instead.

    http://www.salon.com/2015/09/04/hell_is_4_hours_of_morning_joe_msnbc_just_made_a_horrible_disappointing_mistake/

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  13. Pistol Pete

    NOW FOR SOMETHING REALLY BIZARRE

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Assault at Trump Tower: Tycoon’s security guard steals immigrant protester’s sign and punches him in the FACE as cameras roll
    Protesters gathered outside Trump Tower on Thursday, where Donald Trump was making a pledge not to run as a third-party candidate
    Mexican immigrant Efraín Galicia, 50, was holding up a sign reading ‘Make America Racist Again’ – mocking Trump’s campaign slogan
    In video from the protests, a Trump security guard is seen taking the sign away and walking back into the tower when Galicia grabs him from behind
    The security guard then turns around and slaps Galicia in the face
    Both parties claim the other was the aggressor and have said they are going to press charges
    THEY’RE LEARNING FROM BLM…PROVOKE A REACTION THEN SUE FOR FREE MONEY.TRUMP DOESN’T PLAY THAT WAY.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3222326/Trump-s-security-guards-fight-Mexican-immigrant-50-outside-Trump-Tower-mocked-Donald-s-campaign-slogan-Make-America-Racist-sign.html#ixzz3knc04BvX

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  15. Pistol Pete

    MIKE ROWE FROM ‘DIRTY JOBS’ POSTED THIS YESTERDAY.
    DON’T KNOW WHEN IT’S FROM,BUT IT’S ONE OF MR. HARVEY’S BEST
    Paul Harvey ” Policeman ” One of His Best Narrations

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  16. kennethsmith610273071

    Paul Harvey was the best. Right now this country needs another with his wisdom, insight and courage to stand up for what is right before we have nothing left.

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  17. chrissythehyphenated

    This is a beautiful, true story. Click on the date hot link to read it.

    Driving through Mississippi this morning I got pulled over for speeding. A huge black cop got out of the car. Mr….

    Posted by Mike Powers on Wednesday, September 2, 2015

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