THE TUESDAY RANT

So a lot of dem bigshots are figuring Plughead Biden to run for preezy. First, I think this is largely generated by media types who just want to stir the pot of political intrigue. You would be hard pressed to convince me that Killary would ever consider dropping out of the race because she has no expectation of being held accountable for her criminality. Just won’t believe it until I actually see it.

Secondly, the media frenzy over The Donald is completely understandable. He’s a walking highlight machine for the talking heads. Whether he can put together the grassroots effort to go out and knock on doors and organize the troops in every state remains to be seen. My feeling is that, although he’s like another Perot, playing on peoples’ frustrations, he offers no solutions that would actually work. If he were elected and tried to remove illegals and their children it would be a PR disaster. Every network would have cameras there to film the distraught parents and the screaming kids being forced into the ICE van. So far, immigration is the only issue he’s had a definitive opinion about. He has long advocated a 20% tariff on foreign goods, which would crush the economy. Bush tried it with foreign steel, remember? It seems to me he’s a little like poor Mikey Bloomberg who ran as a republican for mayor of NYC because there was less competition for the nomination. He never was and never would be any kind of republican. In much the same way Trump seems to be tacking right for the attention that he feeds on.

Still, a debate between The Donald and Plugs would be must-see TV. The brain would drown in hair jokes. I just remain unconvinced that either of them will make the final cut once the circus gets boring.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    UW Director of Community Relations Says Shoplifting Not a Crime
    MADISON IS 60 MILES NORTH OF ME.IT MAKES SAN FRANCISCO LOOK LIKE MAYBERRY,U.S.A.

    To an approving murmur from the audience, Mitchell advocated,“I just don’t think that they should be prosecuting cases or [unintelligible] up cases for people who steal from Wal-Mart. I just don’t think that, right? I don’t think Target or all them other places, them big box stores that have insurance. They should be using justification, the fact that people steal from there as justification to start engaging in aggressive police practices, right?”


    http://mediatrackers.org/wisconsin/2015/08/20/uw-director-of-community-relations-shoplifting

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Ferguson Judge Withdraws All Arrest Warrants Before 2015…

    THIS IS THE RULING FROM THE BLACK JUDGE THAT REPLACED THE WHITE ONE WHO WAS FORCED TO RESIGN AFTER FINDING OFFICER NOT GUILTY IN THE LIQUIDATION OF ST. SWISHER SWEET
    Municipal Court Judge Donald McCullin, who was appointed in June, also changed the conditions for pretrial release. According to a press release put out by Ferguson, all defendants will be given new court dates with alternative penalties like payment plans or community service.

    http://www.krtv.com/story/29867904/ferguson-judge-withdraws-all-arrest-warrants-before-2015

    Fixin’ Ferguson: Judge Caves to #blacklivesmatter

    Judge Cancels Arrest Warrants,
    Does Away with Pre-trial Bail Bonds

    McCullin, 74, is a member of the Mound City Bar Association, a group that voiced criticism of police and government actions surrounding the death of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri, last year and the ensuing violence, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported. The Mound City Bar Association, which represents black lawyers, sued Ferguson in the wake of those events.

    McCullin was appointed to his job after his predecessor stepped down following death threats to his family.

    Yeah, that’s the ticket! Let em’ intimidate the court, run wild and flaunt the law.

    Score one for the rabble rousers and thugs of Ferguson, and the emotionally stunted children of #blacklivesmatter with their IQ’s rating just above room temperature.

    http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2015/08/fixin-ferguson.html#.VdyZOcvlsdU

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Josh Earnest: Biden Smartest Decision O Ever Made
    HE TAPPED BIDEN FOR SEVERAL REASONS:
    FIRST,HE WOULD MAKE OBAMA LOOK LIKE HE WAS AT LEAST MARGINALLY COMPETENT BY COMPARISON
    SECOND:WHO WOULD WANT TO HARM BARRY AND LEAVE US WITH CRAZY UNCLE JOE?
    .

    MEDIA HAVING FUN WITH IT

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Obama thinks that adding Biden to the ticket was the “smartest” decision he ever made. Yup. This does not speak particularly well to all the other decisions he has ever made.

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Obama feeling ‘feisty,’ ready to take on the ‘crazies’
    THANKS THE TOAD FOR CHOKING LEGISLATION FOR SIX LONG YEARS WHILE HE RULED BY EXECUTIVE ORDER AND PREVENTING THE DEMOCRATS FROM HAVING TO MAKE ANY VOTES THEY’D HAVE TO DEFEND

    President Barack Obama is putting people on notice: He’s back from vacation feeling “refreshed, renewed, recharged” — and “a little feisty.”

    He immediately showed his feisty side.

    At a Democratic fundraiser Monday night in Nevada, Obama declared himself ready for the challenges he faces this fall in dealing with a Republican Congress that disagrees with him on the budget, energy policy, education and much more.

    Obama said that as he’d ridden to the fundraiser with Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid, they’d done some reminiscing and spent some time “figuring out how we are going to deal with the crazies in terms of managing some problems.”

    He didn’t identify exactly who the two of them had defined as “crazies.”
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/obama-feeling-feisty-ready-take-crazies

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Mika: Clinton’s email strategy depends on ‘people not being smart’
    CAREFUL,MIKA;THISE “NOT SMART” PEOPLE ARE YOUR AUDIENCE.PEOPLE WITH BRAINS HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      MSNBC’s audience believes they are smart, so when she is dissing “not smart” people, they’re all going “phew, so not me.”

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Report: Every Deported Illegal Household Saves Taxpayers More than $700,000

    FACTS ASIDE,IMAGINE THE FIELD DAY THE PRESS WOULD HAVE WITH THIS IMAGE
    For every illegal migrant household that leaves the United States under Trump’s plan, Americans would recoup nearly three-quarters of a million dollars ($719,350), according to 2010 data collected by Heritage scholar Robert Rector.

    The lifetime savings accrued from one deported illegal household would provide funds for 125 low-income inner city students to receive the maximum Pell Grant award in 2015-2016 ($5,775); it could cover the cost of pre-kindergarten for 90 at-risk children (around $8,000 per child); or it could cover the one year cost of Medicaid for 124 enrollees ($5,790 based on FY2011 data).
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/08/24/report-every-deported-illegal-household-saves-taxpayers-more-than-700000/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Democrat Congresswoman Insinuates Scott Walker is Literally Lynching African Americans in Wisconsin

    THE ELECTED NEGROES SEE RACISM BEHIND EVERY TREE.IT’S THEIR ONLY ASSET.
    DWS has been outdone by Wisconsin Democrat Congresswoman Gwen Moore, who reportedly said during a call with reporters Monday that Scott Walker’s policies are “tightening the noose, literally, around African Americans

    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2015/08/25/democrat-congresswoman-scott-walker-is-literally-lynching-people-n2043107

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Peggy Hubbard CNN Don Lemon FULL Interview: ‘Bite Me’ Hits Back Critics Viral #BlackLivesMatter Rant
    I POSTED THE VIRAL VIDEO OF PEGGY HUIBBARD LAST WEEK;
    THE REACTION FROM THE PAVEMENT APES IS AS PREDICTABLE AS IT IS SICKENING.BUT I LOVE HER KMA ATTITUDE

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Radical Islamist and #BlackLivesMatter Agitator Umar Lee Gets Fired After Latest Dust-Up With Law
    THIS PUNK WAS A CAB DRIVER.I THOUGHT HE WAS A PROFESSIONAL MALCONTENT.

    In October 2014, radical Islamist Umar Lee promised Islamic jihad against the Ferguson police department.

    Muslim Umar Lee was arrested in Ferguson Missouri in September.
    Umar Lee once threatened to behead his critics and watch them squeal “like Daniel Pearl.”

    The dismissal comes after Lee was featured in a Post-Dispatch story about a neighborhood dispute in St. Charles County. Lee believes the dispute is racially driven and became involved in documenting it.

    Lee also was a familiar figure over the last year at protests in Ferguson following the killing of Michael Brown last August.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/08/radical-islamist-and-blacklivesmatter-agitator-umar-lee-gets-fired-after-latest-dust-up-with-law/

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  10. Pistol Pete

    MAJOR BARF ALERT!!!!
    EXCLUSIVE: ‘Hillary is lonely, has trouble expressing her feelings and yearns for an intimate relationship with a powerful woman,’ claims noted shrink who puts the presidential hopeful on the couch
    Dr. Alma Bond says Hillary’s oppressive upbringing by her father Hugh Rodham made her ambivalent towards men
    It also caused her to be tolerant of her cheating husband, claims Dr. Bond in a new book
    BET THE MORTGAGE MONEY THESE DOGS ARE RENTED

    When Hillary’s mom threatened to leave her father the broad-shouldered man bellowed: ‘Don’t let the doorknob hit you in the a** on your way out.’
    Author suggests that Rodham’s stinginess and anxiety about money contributed to Hillary’s need to accumulate great wealth
    Hillary accepts that her loneliness is the price she has to pay to be at the top
    Huma Abedin does not fill the intimacy vacuum in Hilary’s life

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3209152/Hillary-lonely-trouble-expressing-feelings-yearns-intimate-relationship-powerful-woman-claims-noted-shrink-puts-presidential-hopeful-couch.html#ixzz3jqgfNAq6

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  11. Pistol Pete

    VIDEO=> Black Women Go Off on “Weak, Worn, and Tired Out” Jeb Bush “The Joke”

    MY GIRLS ARE AT IT AGAIN

    Raucous Trump supporters, Lynette “Diamond” Hardaway and Rochelle “Silk” Richardson, better known as the “Stump-for-Trump Girls,” have become a YouTube sensation with their hilarious rants and staunch support for Donald Trump.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/08/video-black-women-go-off-on-jeb-bush-the-joke-who-looks-weak-worn-and-tired-out/

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  12. Pistol Pete

    NBC Oozes That Biden Rumors Have ‘Electrified the Political World’; ABC Skips Hillary’s E-Mail Scandal
    NBC IS OOZING SOMETHING,ALRIGHT

    NBC Nightly News continued on Monday to sing the accolades of Vice President Joe Biden amid rumors of a possible 2016 presidential run, declaring that he’s “electrified the political world” as he met with “liberal icon Elizabeth Warren,” while ABC’s World News Tonight and Spanish-language network Telemundo ignored declared candidate Hillary Clinton’s e-mail scandal.
    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/curtis-houck/2015/08/24/nbc-cheers-biden-rumors-have-electrified-political-world-abc-skips#sthash.Qp4T1y6i.dpuf

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  13. Pistol Pete

    WaPo’s Gearan: Clinton Was “Quite Angry” And “Visibly Irritated At Questions” From Reporters
    EXCUSE US,YOUR HEINOUS;
    WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE IF YOU WERE A REPUBLICAN?
    YOU’D BE IN PRISON BY NOW

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Obama would face impossible choice between Biden, Clinton
    I DISAGREE; I THINK HE DESPISES HILLARY AND THINKS BIDEN IS A FOOL. HE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT ANYBODY BUT HIMSELF

    It’s awfully tough,” Bernstein said of Obama. “I know he is usually devoted to his vice president. But I am sure he feels similarly toward his secretary of State.”

    The mere question about an endorsement highlights the tough spot Obama will be in if Biden challenges Clinton for the Democratic nomination.
    http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/251898-obama-would-face-impossible-choice-between-biden-clinton

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Fox Anchor Grills Hillary Surrogate over Emails: Doesn’t She ‘Have Herself to Blame?’

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      That woman tells about 5 lies every minute. … Simple answer: Yes. Actual answer: blahblahblahblahblah. If Clinton was passed a classified doc on her private email, she had a responsibility to report it. It’s called “spillage.”

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