Daily Archives: August 19, 2015

Ben Carson Performs First Involuntary Brain Transplant

Still anonymous Bad Lip Reading dude seems to have received a mouse brain. At his own home. While tied up and sedated. Local sheriff says no charges filed. Action was ‘justified.’
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Gruntington Post – Shortly after releasing the Bad Lip Reading video for the recent GOP debate, the anonymous man behind the popular videos, who has nonetheless been interviewed by a few publications, was found by neighbors resting comfortably at home in Nashville after apparently being the world’s first successful – and involuntary – brain transplant recipient.

Davidson County Sheriff Ron Blurthy told the Gruntington Post that neighbors observed Dr. Ben Carson, who is also a GOP candidate for President of the United States, knock on Mr. BLR’s door early this morning. When he answered, Dr. Carson shoved an ether-soaked rag in Mr. BLR’s face and proceeded to prep him for surgery right there on the front porch. “Aside from periodic re-application of the ether rag, he performed the whole operation without anesthesia,” said long-time neighbor Amanda Richardson. “And I can’t say I blame him. Have you seen the video? It makes all the debaters look pretty silly, but what he did with Dr. Carson was just mean. He was lucky to get a mouse brain, frankly. I think he probably deserved something more of the invertebrate variety. But Dr. Carson is just like that. He always gives more than people expect.”

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Remembering the Old Men on National Aviation Day

Today is National Aviation Day, and so thoughts turn to our fathers who burned through tons of aviation fuel to keep America safe and make global warming possible. Somebody had to do it. And they did it with style. Here’s my pop, not long before he died, getting ready to do some dog-fighting just for fun with the SkyFighters at the Centennial Airport in Denver.
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Spiritual lessons with belly laughs

God can use anybody

Please don’t try to eat or drink while watching these!

“Home Depot/Dealing With An Atheist” Comedy By Mark Lowry [9:03]

  • “When you own the house, you ARE the maintenance man.”

“Mary And Jesus” By Mark Lowry [9:05]

  • “That line never worked for me. Mama said, ‘I’ll show you your father’s business!”

“Mary did you know?” sung by Mark Lowry [4:06]

  • I LOVE this song and he does it with such passion!

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“We as faithful Catholic take literally what Jesus said.”

Gospel reading for Sunday, August 16, 2015 – John 6:51-58

Jesus said to the crowds: “I am the living bread that came down from heaven; whoever eats this bread will live forever; and the bread that I will give is my flesh for the life of the world.

The Jews quarreled among themselves, saying, “How can this man give us his flesh to eat?”

Jesus said to them, “Amen, amen, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you do not have life within you. Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him on the last day. For my flesh is true food, and my blood is true drink. Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me and I in him. Just as the living Father sent me and I have life because of the Father, so also the one who feeds on me will have life because of me. This is the bread that came down from heaven. Unlike your ancestors who ate and still died, whoever eats this bread will live forever.”

My God, I believe

Father Rob’s Homily: 2015-08-16 20th Sunday in Ordinary Time (14.4M)

“Jesus said, ‘Eat my flesh and drink my blood.’ … There are real consequences to receiving Eucharist … We are living breathing, walking, talking, interacting tabernacles … bringing Jesus out to the world. … Others should see Christ in us. … What kind of tabernacle do you look like?

http://www.stnicholasnp.org/homilies/homilies-2014-2015-cycle-b/

St T of Avila Yours are the hands

The Catholic Catechism: The Sacrament of the Eucharist
http://www.vatican.va/archive/ccc_css/archive/catechism/p2s2c1a3.htm

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THE HUBRIS IS STUNNING

Hillary Clinton is a cold, calculating, unfeeling shell without a soul who is fueled by greed and a lust for power. She will steamroll over and destroy anybody who gets in her way. She’s not the least bit likeable and expects the highest office in the land to be handed to her because she was jilted once.

She was a miserable failure as a lawyer but was smart enough to recognize a slimy, bulbous-nosed, pathological liar who was incredibly charming had potential and hitched her wagon to his star. Theirs is more a partnership than a relationship and I suspect it’s been so for many, many years. He is a sexual predator and I have no doubt a serial rapist. He does ’em, she shuts ’em up. Whether through bribery or intimidation; whatever works. I’d bet my retirement check it continues today.

So why is this woman (allegedly) who’s well-versed in the art of crime, coverup, and the seedy side of politics now looking like a ham-handed beginner? She seems completely detached from reality and fully expects her minions in the press and the democrat party to support her as she tries to get out from under the mountain of lies she’s woven to cover up her abject criminality.

Hillary’s Minions added by CtH, cuz I can. 🙂
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Hillary Clinton: The Spin, the Cover-Up, and the Crime
Hillary Clinton rolled the dice in Las Vegas with a hilariously awful press conference, in which she once again pretended to be a doddering old granny who doesn’t know much about these newfangled “computer” contraptions all the kids are playing with.

Bonus cringe points for showing up in an outfit that looked uncomfortably like an orange prison jumpsuit, and making an incredibly clumsy attempt to look innocently surprised that produced one of the most unflattering photos ever snapped of a presidential candidate. Who the hell is advising Clinton on how to handle this scandal, and can Republicans buy him or her a drink?

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/08/19/hillary-clinton-the-spin-the-cover-up-and-the-crime/

Hillary goes to Vegas, loses big with performance at press conference
Even normally supportive liberal pundits were appalled at her performance. Ron Fournier of the National Journal, who has known and been fond of the Clintons since covering them in Little Rock, counted six separate lies, evasions, and mis-directions in appearances on Fox News and MSNBC. Even Chris Matthews was shocked, discussing the presser on MSNBC’s Morning Joe this morning.

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2015/08/hillary_goes_to_vegas_loses_big_with_performance_at_press_conference_.html#ixzz3jH9GT02Z

Bloomberg’s Halperin: Clinton Joking About Her Email Scandal Is “A Big Mistake”

Fox News’ Ed Henry Rattles Hillary at Shaky Press Conference: ‘Did You Wipe the Server Clean?’
THIS IS WHY SHE DOESN’T ANSWER QUESTIONS.
“Look, Ed, I take responsibility,” Clinton replied. “In retrospect, this didn’t turn out to be convenient at all and I regret that this has become such a cause celebre. But that does not change the facts. The facts are stubborn – what I did was legally permitted
http://nation.foxnews.com/2015/08/18/fox-news-rattles-hillary-shaky-press-conference-did-you-wipe-server-clean

YOU’RE IN TROUBLE, RIGHT? YOU NEED SUPPORT, RIGHT? HERE’S HOW YOU FOMENT GOOD WILL:
Wow. Hillary refuses to hug supporter.
During a rally Tuesday a top supporter told Hillary she came to the rally to give her a hug from Sen. Cory Booker.
Hillary told her to sit down and she would hug her later.

FBI: Yep, We Can Recover Data on Clinton’s Server “Someone” Tried to Delete
We learned yesterday that the technology firm Clinton hired to host her server, again carrying top secret classified information, was stored in a bathroom closet in Colorado. Clinton had previously claimed her use of a private server was fine because it was a) set up for President Bill Clinton b) protected by the Secret Service (it wasn’t). Last week we learned Clinton once asked for a book about how to delete emails and how to make sure they “stay deleted.” Over the weekend, Clinton made a terrible “joke” about how she loves SnapChat because “those messages disappear all by themselves.”

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2015/08/19/fbi-yep-we-can-recover-the-data-on-clintons-server-someone-tried-to-delete-n2040878

MSNBC: Clinton Telling Supporters “Don’t Wet The Bed” Over E-Mail Controversy
DOES SHE SOUND WORRIED?

Clinton Refuses To Say Whether Or Not She Wiped The Server

THEY’VE MADE MORE THAN $100 MILLION IN THE PAST FEW YEARS.
SHE GIVES HER INTERNS FREE COFFEE INSTEAD OF PAYING THEM.
NOW THIS:

Hillary Clinton 2016: Campaign wants donors to pay for their own food, parking
The request, released publicly by the FEC on Tuesday afternoon, sketches out a novel accounting plan under which the Clinton campaign would shift some fundraising costs to donors, without counting against their contribution limits.
THERE’S NOTHING WORSE THAN A CHEAP CROOK.
Still, at least one campaign finance watchdog warned that the request could open the door for campaigns to offload all manner of other expenses to deep-pocketed supporters, allowing them to provide more assistance to candidates than envisioned by federal contribution limits.

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/08/hillary-clinton-2016-campaign-wants-donors-to-pay-for-their-own-food-parking-121497.html#ixzz3jHG0qWa2

The Shrug Heard Round the World: Hillary Clinton Jokes About Wiping Email Server ‘with a Cloth’
After a townhall appearance in Las Vegas, Hillary Clinton was asked if she had attempted to “wipe” her server. She replied, “What, like, with a cloth or something?”
Ed Henry asked. Hillary replied, “Well, my personal emails are my personal business.” Hillary then repeated her claim, made since March, that her staff went through a “painstaking” process to identify any work-related emails and turned those over to the State Department.
When Henry suggested, “You know how it works digitally,” Hillary denied it, saying, “I don’t know how it works digitally at all.” Hillary then suggested questions about the contents of the server would be for “the people investigating it to try and figure out.” She did not mention the FBI directly.

YA GOTTA SEE THIS:

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/08/18/the-shrug-heard-round-the-world-hillary-clinton-jokes-about-wiping-email-server-with-a-cloth/

Judge Nap: ‘Gut Feeling Is Hillary Will Be Charged Over Private Emails’

Judge Andrew Napolitano said today his “gut” feeling is that the Justice Department will end up bringing charges against Hillary Clinton over private emails that contained classified information.

There are now reportedly more than 300 emails that have been flagged as potentially classified. The number could grow as federal agents continue to go through the trove of documents.
http://insider.foxnews.com/2015/08/18/will-hillary-clinton-be-charged-obama-justice-department-private-email-scandal

FINALLY, FROM STILTON:
Seriously, why isn’t this woman already being held in custody instead of making jokes like “you may have seen that I recently launched a Snapchat account. I love it. I love it. Those messages disappear all by themselves.” Hardy-har-har! Doing irreparable harm to our nation’s security is funny, right?

But not as funny as Hillary’s promise, in the same speech in Iowa, that “I will do my part to bring transparency to Americans.” Seriously, isn’t that the kind of lie which is supposed to cause people to burst into flames or be struck by lightning? Or, preferably, both?

Frustratingly, it seems to Hope n’ Change that genuine evil happily floats atop waves of ignorance in much the same way that a toxic oil slick floats atop water – not incidentally choking the life out of everything below.

And speaking of water, we think it’s high time to take the fluoride out and put a buttload of caffeine in. Because Americans are showing no signs of waking up in the near future.
http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com/2015/08/fair-warning.html

NOW WE CAN GET TO THE REST OF THE NEWS

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Sex change regret: A trail of misery

People who suffer from gender confusion are encouraged by the current cultural climate to reject the gender they were born with. Is that the best thing for them? Or is Satan once again using “tolerance” as a means to destroy God’s children?

The American Foundation for Suicide Prevention found that over 41% of active “transgender” people try to kill themselves. That’s ten times the national average. A dozen other surveys worldwide have found the same alarmingly high suicide rates.

Walt’s Welcome

The transgender lobby suppresses transgender regret stories as much as the abortion lobby suppresses abortion regret stories. But that doesn’t mean they aren’t out there.

Alan “Helen” Finch says, “Giving surgery to someone desperate to change sex is a bit like offering liposuction to an anorexic.”

Tennis champion Renée Richards (born Richard Raskins) is hailed at Wikipedia as “a role model and spokesperson for the transgender community. He/she wrote, “I would have been better off staying the way I was – a totally intact person[.] … I don’t want anyone to hold me out as an example to follow[.] … I get a lot of letters from people who are considering having this operation … and I discourage them all.”

Transgendered Regret: Sex Change ‘Fixed Nothing’ [6:37]

Transgenders Faith - Heyer

Transgender finds God, regrets sex change. [3:00]

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Who you gonna call … the nature gods or the God of nature?

CAT worshipped by Egyptians - sent to KK

Fr. Barron on Nature and the Biblical God [9:38]

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