I REALLY TRIED

There was a pre-debate debate in New Hampshire last night. Anybody who expected any soaring rhetoric from the likes of Lindsey Graham, Rick Santorum, George Pataki, or John Kasich was sorely disappointed. There were no Trump sightings. Each contestant was called to the stage and asked a question by the moderator. Sens. Cruz, Paul, and Rubio participated by closed circuit TV as they were voting on defunding Planned Parenthood. Apparently Graham thought it was no big deal. It was, for the most part, unwatchable. I could have guessed how each would answer the questions they were asked and the monotony was enough to put an insomniac into a coma. The one part that stood out for me was when Carly Fiorina came right out and called Hillary a liar on Benghazi and the destroyed e-mails. Fox is hosting the first actual debate Thursday, moderated by Pissy Chrissy Wallace. Trump will be at that one. I doubt it will be boring.

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THE TREACHEROUS BASTARD AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS PICTURE VOTED AGAINST DEFUNDING PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THAT’S WHAT PASSES FOR LEADERSHIP IN THE GOP ELITE

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  1. Pistol Pete

    Conservatives OUTRAGED After GOP Leader Mitch McConnell Votes “No” to Defund Planned Parenthood
    The Senate voted 53-46 on the cloture motion failing to get the 60 needed to move the bill forward.

    Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell led the effort to keep Planned Parenthood funding by blocking an amendment to the Highway Bill by Mike Lee to defund the abortion harvesting group.

    The move by McConnell made it necessary for conservatives to get 60 votes today for their bill.
    They could only muster 53 votes.
    Republicans will NEVER get 60 votes to defund Planned Parenthood with only a 54-46 majority.
    McConnell knows this.
    And, the fact that cloture failed is inexcusable.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/08/conservatives-outraged-after-gop-leader-mitch-mcconnell-votes-no-to-defund-planned-parenthood/

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Clinton aide may have ‘delivered favors’ for friends, IG finds

    CORRUPTION INVOLVING THE KLINTOONS?WHODA THUNK IT?

    An investigation may have found evidence a top State Department aide to Hillary Clinton took advantage of government employment rules with potential conflicts of interest and overpayments
    In a letter to Secretary of State John Kerry Thursday, Sen. Chuck Grassley, chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, said an inspector general probe suggested Huma Abedin leveraged her State Department job to benefit her two other employers at the time: the Clinton Foundation and a consulting firm called Teneo Strategies.

    Teneo Strategies was founded by a longtime aide to Bill Clinton, Douglas Band, and boasted the former president as a paid board member when it first launched in 2011.

    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/clinton-aide-may-have-made-favors-for-friends-ig-finds/article/2569447

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Chuck Todd Lectures Ben Carson Over ‘Black Lives Matter’ Movement
    THERE’S A TRANSCRIPT AT THE LINK. F.CHUCK TODD IS A CONDESCENDING PRICK.

    In an interview with Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson on NBC’s Meet the Press on Sunday, host Chuck Todd demanded to know why the GOP contender had been critical of the left-wing “Black Lives Matter” movement: “…you were also, in an earlier interview this week, asked about the Black Lives Matter movement. And you called it ‘silly.’ Why did you call it silly?”
    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/kyle-drennen/2015/08/03/chuck-todd-lectures-ben-carson-over-black-lives-matter-movement#sthash.x0QTKI9u.dpuf

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Mothers of Children Killed by Illegals Demand Democrats Sanction Guitierrez

    ESSE DON’ GIVE A CHIT ‘BOUT NO STEEKING GRINGOS.THEY LIKE COCK-A-ROACHES.
    Gutierrez exploded on Center for Immigration Studies’ Jessica Vaughan after she pointed out that he called the death of Kathryn Steinle ” a little thing” during a Telemundo interview — and three mothers attending the hearing walked out in disgust. Laura Wilkerson, Sabine Durden, and Mary Ann Mendoza explicitly stated their anger and disappointment in Gutierrez in stark terms to Breitbart News. Now, these mothers, along with Espinoza, demand that Democrats in Congress censure him for his cold dismissal of Steinle’s death and his bullying of Vaughan.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/08/03/mothers-of-children-killed-by-illegals-demand-democrats-censure-luis-gutierrez/

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Louis Farrakhan Calls For Race War: “If the Federal Government Does Not Intercede…. Then We Must Rise Up And Kill Those Who Kill Us. Stalk Them And Kill Them”
    WELL,WELL..LOOK WHAT CRAWLED OUT FROM UNDER ITS ROCK

    “The Koran teaches persecution is worse than slaughter. Then it says, retaliation is prescribed in matters of the slain. Retaliation is a prescription from God to calm the breaths of those whose children have been slain,” Farrakhan said.

    “So if the federal government will not intercede in our affairs, then we must rise up and kill those who kill us. Stalk them and kill them and let them feel the pain of death that we are feeling,” he added.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/08/03/louis-farrakhan-if-the-federal-govt-does-not-intercede-we-must-rise-up-kill-those-who-kill-us/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=story&utm_campaign=ShareButtons

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  6. Pistol Pete

    ‘Too many white people’ in Pittsburgh?
    That’s what the deputy director of the Allegheny County Department of Health’s Bureau of Public Policy and Community Relations told NEXTPittsburgh.com.
    I’M PRETTY SURE THE PRODUCTIVE,LAW-ABIDING,TAX-PAYING WHITES ARE LEAVING AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

    “My two main gripes (about Pittsburgh) are: too many white people and not enough public transportation,” Abby Wilson is quoted as saying in a July 20 profile written by Gina Mazza. Ms. Wilson also cited Pittsburgh’s “homogeneity and provincialism that accompany working here.”

    http://triblive.com/opinion/colinmcnickle/8760822-74/wilson-mazza-pittsburgh#ixzz3hsDlpLDJ

    NOW COMES BALTIMORE:
    Why Baltimore house prices are plunging

    At a time when home prices nationally are, if anything, showing signs of being too strong, the picture in Baltimore is the opposite.

    According to CoreLogic, prices in the Baltimore-Columbia-Towson metro area were down 8% in the year ending June, the worst showing of the 100 biggest metro areas. Nationally, prices rose 6.5% in the 12 months ending June, CoreLogic says.

    What’s driven that is a huge rise in foreclosure sales. Foreclosures — known in the business as real estate owned — accounted for 52% of all transactions in Baltimore in May — dwarfing the national average in the low teens, according to Sam Khater, deputy chief economist at CoreLogic.
    http://www.marketwatch.com/story/why-baltimore-house-prices-are-plunging-2015-08-04?link=MW_home_latest_news

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Rush Limbaugh: Trump May ‘Blow Up’ the ‘Establishment’ Debate Formula

    “I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if Donald Trump’s objective is to blow up this whole format,” he said. “Because it’s predictable. It’s stale…. I think at some point, Trump’s gonna say how stupid he thinks this is and how unproductive he thinks this is and how basically what a waste of time.
    “I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump … at some point, maybe after he thinks he’s scored a big point… would basically start lambasting the whole format and say, ‘You know what? This is what is wrong with choosing a president. What does this got to do with anything? We’re all up here, and everybody knows that nine out of 10 of these people, eight out of these, are not going anywhere. What are we doing here? This is crazy. All we’re gonna do for two or three hours here is tell everybody how rotten each other is? … What are we wasting our time for? Making TV ratings for?’ ”

    Special: Trump’s New Book Reveals ‘Secret’ Reagan Plan

    “That would be in character,” Limbaugh said.

    “And how many people do you think would stand up and go, ‘Right on!'”

    http://www.newsmax.com/Headline/rush-limbaugh-donald-trump-establishment-debate/2015/08/03/id/665249/#ixzz3hsHlVFI8

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Tempers Flare As Huntington Park Appoints Undocumented Immigrants To City Commissions

    Councilman Jhonny Pineda announced at Monday night’s city council meeting the appointment of two undocumented immigrants as commissioners, CBS2/KCAL9’s Kara Finnstrom reports.

    Some critics say Pineda, who joined the council in March, specifically picked Medina and Zatarain because they worked on his campaign. Others say they don’t believe undocumented immigrants should serve the government this way.
    The 32-year-old councilman says he picked these two men, first and foremost, for their accomplishments and because he promised voters on the campaign trail he’d create opportunities for the city’s sizable undocumented immigrant demographic
    http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015/08/04/tempers-flare-when-huntington-park-appoints-2-undocumented-immigrants-to-city-commissions/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Obama detains 27 Christian asylum seekers
    HE FOUND SOME IMMIGRANTS TO GET TOUGH ON

    “It seems like the border is open to everyone unless you’re an Iraq Christian fleeing ISIS,” Arabo told Bill O’Reilly of Fox News Monday. “Obama is to blame, Congress is to blame, and the U.S. State Department is to blame.”

    The Chaldean Christians are being held “without any logic or explanation; they’ve escaped ISIS only to be imprisoned by ICE. These are 20 innocent Christians who escaped a holocaust only to be imprisoned by ICE,” Arabo said. “These are people we should be celebrating not imprisoning.”

    http://www.wnd.com/2015/08/obama-detains-27-christian-asylum-seekers/#P6UaVr0pSgtQmkHb.99

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Carjacker Tries To Steal Unmarked Cop Car

    Knife-wielding suspect was surprised by armed detectives

    YOU KNOW THAT OLD CANARD ABOUT BRINGING A KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT?
    DUMBASS

    A knife-wielding Florida man who attempted a carjacking Thursday night quickly discovered that the vehicle he targeted was an undercover cop car occupied by a pair of armed plainclothes detectives, according to an arrest affidavit.

    Dominique Albert, 27, allegedly approached the car on a St. Petersburg street around 9:45 PM and yanked open the passenger door. Albert, pictured at right, leaned into the auto while holding a steak knife in his right hand.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/carjacker-picks-wrong-vehicle-786023

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Trump is here to Stay! Dick Morris TV: Lunch ALERT!
    THIS IS THE LITTLE TOE-SUCKING PERVERT WHO WHEEDLED MONEY OUT OF PEOPLE TO RUN ADS IN 2012.HE PREDICTED A ROMNEY LANDSLIDE.

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  12. Pistol Pete

    5th Shocking Video Catches Planned Parenthood Official Selling “Fully Intact” Aborted Babies

    WHILE HE WAS IN THE ILLINOIS SENATE BARACK H. OBAMA VOTED NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THREE F*CKING TIMES TO CONTINUE THIS BARBARIC PRACTICE. HIS TWISTED LOGIC WAS THE WOMAN DIDN’T WANT THE KID ANYWAY,SO WHAT THE HELL. THE MAGGOTS IN THE PRESS NEVER ONCE CONFRONTED HIM ABOUT THIS IN 2008. NEITHER DID McSTAIN. HE WAS TOO CONCERNED WITH BEING COLLEGIAL. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD T’M POUNDING THE KEYS RIGHT NOW.
    The video, which follows Senate Democrats defeating a bill to de-fund Planned Parenthood, makes it appear the Planned Parenthood abortion business may be selling the “fully intact” bodies of unborn babies purposefully born alive and left to die.

    Planned Parenthood could be breaking the federal law known as the Born Alive Infants Protection Act that requires abortion clinics, hospitals and other places that do abortions to provide appropriate medical care for a baby born alive after a failed abortion or purposefully birthed to “let die.” That would be one of the potential ways Planned Parenthood could produce a “fully intact” baby to sell to StemExpress for research. Most “crunchy” abortion methods would do damage to the baby’s body.

    Farrell finally summarizes her affiliate’s approach to fetal tissue payments: “If we alter our process, and we are able to obtain intact fetal cadavers, we can make it part of the budget that any dissections are this, and splitting the specimens into different shipments is this. It’s all just a matter of line items.”
    http://www.lifenews.com/2015/08/04/5th-shocking-video-catches-planned-parenthood-official-selling-fully-intact-aborted-babies/

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  13. Pistol Pete

    O’Reilly Erupts When Juan Williams Tries to Blame The Economy on Bush (6 Years Into Obama Pres)

    Not sure why he even has Juan on when stuff like this is said.

    Williams believes Bush is still to blame for the economy, not Obama.
    MY DEAR FRIEND,WILLIE,SUFFERS FROM THE SAME DYSFUNCTION.NOTHING IS EVER BARRY’S FAULT.IT WILL BE BUSH’S FAULT UNTIL ANOTHER WHITEY IS IN OFFICE.

    O’Reilly levels him- “Hey Juan, If you’re manager of the Washington Nationals and they come in 5th place for 5 years, you know where you are?” You’re outta there.

    Bill O’Reilly: If Facts Matter, the 2016 Race Should Not Even Be Close… If Facts Matter

    WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,SIR,YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND LIBERALS.THEY NEED TO SPREAD POVERTY AND MISERY TO DOOM MORE PEOPLE TO GOVERNMENT DEPENDENCE.THOSE WHO LIVE OFF THE HARD WORK OF OTHERS WILL ALWAYS VOTE IN THEIR OWN SELF-INTEREST.IT’S NOT THAT HARD TO FIGURE OUT.IT’S CALLED THE TYRANNY OF THE MASSES.AND WE’VE REACHED THE TIPPING POINT AND GONE,I FEAR,BEYOND.
    The decline of liberalism began with a real war, Vietnam. The left voiced major objections and they were right. The war was fought in a dishonest way and hundreds of thousands of American working men and women primarily were killed or wounded.

    That radicalized the left and many liberals turned Saul Alinsky mean, damming anyone who did not agree with them.

    Today we have the most liberal president in America’s history, Barack Obama, elected twice. But his economic policies have not improved the lives of the poor or African-Americans. Every statistic tells the same story there are fewer good jobs, salaries are stagnant on Obama’s watch. That’s because the feds cannot run a free marketplace.

    Even in a country like Cuba population 11 million, the lack of free enterprise dooms people to poverty. Incredibly, even some left-wing commentators are now catching on…

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  14. chrissythehyphenated

    Come, Lord Jesus. Soon! PLEASE!

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Secretary Clinton, Answer The Question
    GOV. CHRISTIE,WHEN(IF) SHE DOES IT’S SURE TO BE A LIE

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