IT’S OFFICIAL

As of Saturday, August 1, I became officialy covered by Medicare, even though my birthday isn’t until next week. Funny, I don’t feel any older than I did Friday, July 31. However, I felt like I was 97 that day, so there you go. We senior citizens are looking at cuts to our social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid payment because the tens of millions of illegals flooding the border need their free stuff, even though they did nothing for it.
Today’s task is a daunting one indeed. I have more links cached than Carter’s got Little Liver Pills. (If you remember that one, you’re as old as I am.) I will now draw my trusty saber, wave it over my head and exhort my troops to ‘storm the parapets!’ But I have to refill my coffee cup first.

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CAITLIN JENNER’S FIRST DATE
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  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama to require steeper emissions cuts from US power plants

    OBAMA CLAIMS TO BE FIGHTING NON-EXISTENT “CLIMATE CHANGE” BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SHOW PROOF OF ANYTHING.HE IS DETERMINED TO INFLICT AS MUCH PAIN ON THE COUNTRY AS IS POSSIBLE IN THE MONTHS REMAINING IN HIS REIGN OF TERROR.tHIS WILL BE THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF A ONCE-THRIVING COAL INDUSTRY.AND TO THINK THEY ALL VOTED FOR HIM IN 2008.
    A year after proposing unprecedented carbon dioxide limits, the Obama administration was poised to finalize the rule at a White House event on Monday. Obama, in a video posted to Facebook, said the limits were backed up by decades of data and facts showing that without tough action, the world will face more extreme weather and escalating health problems like asthma.

    “Climate change is not a problem for another generation,” Obama said. “Not anymore.”
    http://www.news-sentinel.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20150802/AP01/308029992

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Senate panel passes bill lifting crude oil export ban

    LIGHT SWEET CRUDE IS THE MOST DESIRABLE OIL IN THE WORLD.WE HAVE MORE OF IT THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY.IF WE WERE TO START EXPORTING CRUDE WE COULD PUT OPEC OUT OF BUSINESS.THAT’S WHY THIS BILL WILL NEVER GET OUT OF THE SENATE.IF IT DID,OBAMA WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT HIS ARAB BUDDIES AND THE CLINTONS’ MAIN FINANCIERS
    A Senate panel has approved energy legislation that would lift the 40-year-old ban on crude oil exports and open some areas of the Outer Continental Shelf to oil and gas exploration.

    Republican Lisa Murkowski of Alaska, chairman of the panel, championed the plan to lift the restrictions. It passed by a party-line vote of 12-10
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/07/30/senate-panel-passes-bill-lifting-crude-oil-export-ban/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    14 GOP candidates to take questions from NH voters

    THE FIRST ACTUAL DEBATE WILL BE ON THURSDAY,AUG. 6;I’LL HAVE MUCH MORE BEFORE THEN.I’LL WATCH THIS TONIGHT,IN CASE YOU HAVE A LIFE OR SOMETHING.

    For the first time, 14 Republican presidential candidates will be taking questions from Granite Staters at the Voters First Forum being hosted at Saint Anselm College tonight.

    Readers of the New Hampshire Union Leader, along with partner news organizations in Iowa and South Carolina, sent thousands of responses when asked what they would like to hear the candidates talk about.

    The top two on their minds: Immigration and the economy. Moderator Jack Heath will ask about those topics, among dozens of others, during the 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. event.
    http://www.unionleader.com/article/20150803/NEWS060501/150809885#sthash.6OjjwvDb.dpuf

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Illegal alien flees felony charges in a stolen car — tries to CHEW OFF his own fingerprints
    ANY COMMENT I MAKE WOULD BE ANTI-CLIMACTIC
    When Lee County, Florida, sheriff’s deputies stopped a 2015 Mercedes that had been reported stolen, the charges they racked up against the driver, Kenzo Roberts, didn’t stop at grand theft auto, according to NBC affiliate WPTV Channel 5 News.

    Roberts had in his possession three stolen credit cards, a concealed weapon and he was using fraudulent identification.

    WPTV reported:

    As Roberts was being detained in the back of the patrol vehicle, surveillance video shows him attempting to remove his own fingerprints by chewing them off and rubbing them against the cage.

    The ploy wasn’t successful though, as a fingerprint scanner quickly identified Roberts.

    Then the reason for trying to conceal his identity became clear. When the sheriff’s office ran his prints through the system, it turned out that Roberts was wanted by Broward County, Florida, on two felony warrants for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

    Also, Border Patrol advised them that Roberts is in the country illegally.

    Also, Border Patrol advised them that Roberts is in the country illegally.

    All this and he’s not even old enough to buy a beer legally — he’s only 20.

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/08/02/illegal-alien-flees-felony-charges-in-a-stolen-car-tries-to-chew-off-his-own-fingerprints-232261#ixzz3hmMBahGB

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Ted Nugent: Jimmy Kimmel Should ‘Get a Damn Life


    UNCLE TED SHOULD BE THE NEXT SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR!
    Cecil was an older lion by standards in the wild, and his removal made way for the next group of cubs, Nugent said. He compared the killing to hunting for deer or other animals in the United States.

    If we stopped one deer season in any state in America the number of highway casualties, insurance and agriculture compensation and dead human beings would go through the ceiling,” he said.

    “These are wild, magnificent creatures. They’re not petting zoo animals. They’re not cartoons,” Nugent said.

    The rocker also had little sympathy for fellow celebrities who have decried Cecil’s killing.

    Jimmy Kimmel got choked up on his show talking about the lion, and urged people to donate to conservation.

    “I would say, ‘Jimmy, get a damn life.’ Maybe you should cry a few tears for all the millions of aborted babies who Planned Parenthood are selling their organs,” Nugent said.

    Further, Zimbabwe’s longtime leader Robert Mugabe has killed tens of thousands of his citizens in his decades-long rule, he said. “Did Jimmy Kimmel cry about that?”

    Nugent also mocked Mia Farrow, who tweeted out the dentist’s address.

    “So she doesn’t know that the sushi is dead?” he asked.

    http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Ted-Nugent-Jimmy-Kimmel/2015/08/02/id/665051/#ixzz3hmNhqB2U

    Cecil the lion and some inconvenient truths for North Americans raised on a Disney diet



    I’VE SEEN THE EFFECTS OF OVERPOPULATION.IT AIN’T PRETTY.
    Walt Disney’s got a lot to answer for.

    I blame !#$&ing Bambi and all the anthropomorphic drivel that followed, like the Lion King.

    That unfortunate part of the culture, more than anything else, seems to “inform” the view of nature held by effete urbanites who rarely venture out of doors.
    People who claim to “love” animals more than people are emotionally damaged individuals incapable of weathering the difficulty required in a real relationship with something that can talk back.
    http://www.calgarysun.com/2015/07/31/cecil-the-lion-and-some-inconvenient-truths-for-north-americans-raised-on-a-disney-diet

    SIMPERING LIBERALS

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  6. Pistol Pete

    ‘You coward, you destroyed a family for less than two grams of marijuana’: Police chief vents fury at suspect at center of manhunt for shooting dead Memphis cop during traffic stop
    BLACK LIVES MATTER…COPS’ LIVES MEAN NOTHING
    Tremaine Wilbourn, 29, faces a first-degree murder charge in the death of Officer Sean Bolton, 33, on Saturday night, police said
    SUBHUMAN MONGREL

    During a traffic stop, Wilbourn confronted Bolton and they got into a physical struggle, Memphis Police Director Toney Armstrong said
    VICTIM OF OBAMA RACE HATRED

    Suspect then took out a gun and fired it, striking Bolton multiple times and Bolton died at hospital, Armstrong said
    US Marshal’s office is offering a $10,000 reward for information leading to Wilbourn’s capture
    Wilbourn was on supervised release after being convicted of a bank robbery in February and sentenced to 121 months
    ROB A BANK…GET 121 MONTHS SUPERVISION.TOO MANY NIGRAS IN JAIL ALREADY
    AS OF THIS POSTING,I DON’T KNOW IF THE SUSPECT HAS BEEN CAUGHT.LETS HOPE HE DECIDES TO SHOOT IT OUT AND SOMEBODY DELIVERS A TAXPAYER RELIEF SHOT

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3183428/Suspect-identified-suspect-killing-Memphis-cop-manhunt-underway.html#ixzz3hmTCrf3I

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  7. Pistol Pete

    WHAT CONFOUNDS ME IS FOR SOMEBODY WHO SPENDS SO LITTLE TIME PRETENDING TO BE PRESIDENT CAN STILL INFLICT SUCH MISERY ON AMERICANS OF EVERY STRIPE

    President Obama on Saturday celebrated his upcoming birthday with an annual tradition: hitting the links with a group of old friends.

    The president — who turns 54 on Tuesday — and his friends played golf at Joint Base Andrews just outside the Beltway before heading up to the Camp David presidential retreat for the rest of the weekend.
    PRE-BIRTHDAY,PRE-VACATION,PREMATURE EJACULATION
    A cooler was seen being loaded into a van in preparation for a long day of golf.

    After the group finished playing, Obama flew on Marine One to Camp David with Ramos, Nicholson, Darrell Harrington, and Occidental College friends Wahid Hamid and Laurent Delanney.
    TO SMOKE A FEW BOWLS,NO DOUBT
    http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/250003-obama-golfs-with-old-friends-on-pre-birthday-weekend

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  8. Pistol Pete

    IN CASE YOU MISSED THE SUNDAY SHOWS
    Cokie Roberts: Hillary ‘Brilliant’ For Playing Grandmother Card

    ABC: Biden Gaffes ‘Part Of His Political Charm’
    IT’S BEYOND ME HOW A FOUL-MOUTHED BUFFOON COULD MANAGE TO LIVE ON A GOVERNMENT CHECK HIS ENTIRE ADULT LIFE

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    • I’ll say this about Jokin’ Joe, I believe he does love this nation, which is more than anyone believes of Obama. Isn’t it funny how you can kind of tell the leaders who want to destroy us? All Republicans love America; of the Dems, I’d say Bill does, Hillary doesn’t; Chris Matthews does, John Kerry doesn’t; Jimmy Carter and Rev. Wright don’t; and Pelosi, Reid and Gore are only in it for the money. Hmm-mm, on second thought maybe I’d better move Bill into that “money” category too.

      And of all the “foul-mouthed buffoons” who’ve lived on a government check their whole lives, I believe Jokin’ Joe’s the only one who’s not a millionaire many times over, which speaks to either his stupidity or his personal integrity.

      Obviously I still wouldn’t vote for the guy, but gun-to-head I’d pull a lever for Joe before Hillary or O’Malley or Sanders or Webb. Or Michelle (yes, I still think there may be plans to instigate a third Obama term this way).

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Code Pink Sends Flowers To John Kerry’s House To Thank Him For #IranDeal
    WHY THE HELL DOESN’T THIS SKANK OFFER HERSELF AS A BRIDE TO AN ISIS WARLORD?
    YA THINK SHE’S UGLIER THAN THE GOATS?

    THIS BITCH PUT THE UGH IN UGLY

    We call on our congressional representatives to ignore the monied interests of people who prefer hostilities over diplomacy, and instead support Secretary Kerry’s efforts and represent the interests and desires of the American people by supporting this deal,” said Medea Benjamin, a cofounder of the group, in a statement.
    http://freebeacon.com/national-security/radical-anti-war-group-delivering-flowers-to-kerrys-house-to-thank-him-for-iran-deal/

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  10. Pistol Pete

    RNC Chairman Warns Third Party Run Would Be a ‘Death Wish’

    WHAT,AT THIS POINT,DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?THE REPUBLICAN MAJORITIES WERE PREDICATED ON A LIE.THE LEADERSHIP HAS DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SINCE THEY GOT THE MAJORITY.IMMIGRATION,OBAMACARE,NOTHING.AS REPUGNANT AS A HILLARY PRESIDENCY WILL BE,WE’RE TIRED OF BEING LIED TO BY THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT US.
    If you’re going to run for the nomination of our private organization, which is the Republican Party, that it only makes sense that you would, number one, agree that a Republican would be better than a Democrat running on the other side and that you wouldn’t run as a third party,” he said.

    Donald Trump recently told The Hill in an exclusive interview that the chances he will launch a third party White House run will “absolutely” increase if the RNC is unfair to him during the 2016 primary season.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2015/08/02/rnc-chairman-third-party-run-would-be-a-death-wish-n2033671

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Michelle Obama Reveals What She’d Do if She Could Choose Another Job

    “I would be Beyoncé,” Obama told Wale in the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it interview. “I’ve got the hands!”
    YOU ALSO GOT THE ASS.
    I THOUGHT MAYBE SHE ASPIRED TO BE A PROFESSIONAL VACATIONER OR A WAGYU AND LOBSTER TASTER

    The interview was filmed after last week’s Beating the Odds summit at which the First Lady invited more than 100 college-bound students to celebrate their achievements and hear from a number of guest speakers. Wale spoke at the event.

    Of course, the Obamas have long admired Beyoncé and her husband Jay-Z.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/08/02/michelle-obama-reveals-what-shed-do-if-she-could-choose-another-job/

    WHO THE HELL IS WALE?ISN’T THAT THE LARGEST MAMMAL ON EARTH?
    WAIT,ARE WE TALKING ABOUT MOOCH?NEVER MIND

    FROM DIANNY:
    THERE IS A LINK TO A LONGER CLIP OF THE FREAK(IF YOU’RE CURIOUS)
    Forget the fact that Michelle doesn’t have an occupation now.

    But how is Beyonce an occupation?

    Does Michelle not comprehend the concept of “occupation?”

    Probably not, since she doesn’t have one.

    Beyonce, my dear Michelle, is a PERSON, not an occupation.

    Be that as it may.

    The idea of Michelle as Beyonce made me a little nauseous for reasons that become abundantly clear when we make her wish come true.

    http://patriotretort.com/um-okay/

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    • What’s the problem? I think a pop superstar with the lyrics “I kiss you and you lick your lips/ You like it wet and so do I/ I know you never waste a drip/ I wonder how it feels sometimes” is a PERFECT role model for young girls and First Ladies alike. Amirite?!?

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  12. Pistol Pete

    I WAS WAITING FOR THIS TO SHOW UP

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  13. Pistol Pete

    They Hate Your Guts
    WORDS OF WISDOM FROM P.J.O’ROURKE

    I would like to address myself to the poor, the huddled masses, the wretched refugees teeming to America’s shore, the homeless, the economically, socially, and mentally tempest-tossed. Also, I’d like to address the young, the hip, the progressive, the compassionate, and the caring. I’d like a word with everyone who votes for Democrats.

    Democrats hate your guts.

    Democrats need your vote and they’ll do anything—no matter how low and degrading—to get it. They hate you the way a whore hates a john.
    http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/they-hate-your-guts_1001602.html?nopager=1

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  14. Pistol Pete

    After Lobbying Hillary, Democratic Senator’s Daughter Was Hired At State Dept

    Emails released Friday show former Sec. of State Hillary Clinton and other State Department officials discussing how to go about helping a powerful Democratic senator who was asking for a job for his daughter in the agency in summer 2009.
    IN THIS TOWN IT MATTERS LESS WHAT YOU KNOW THAN WHO YOU KNOW

    http://dailycaller.com/2015/08/01/after-lobbying-hillary-democratic-senators-daughter-was-hired-at-state/#ixzz3hmpP7fOu

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  15. Pistol Pete

    CBS panel bashes Clinton over ‘charade of transparency,’ ‘serial disingenuous behavior’
    EVERY MANJACK OF THEM WILL STILL EAGERLY VOTE FOR HER


    YOU ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER OUT OF THIS PIG…EVER.
    THAT’S WHY SHE INSISTS THE QUESTIONS BE SUBMITTED IN ADVANCE SO SHE CAN DECIDE WHICH ONES TO ADDRESS AND WHICH ONES NOT

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