Daily Archives: July 30, 2015

Surprising support from the other side of the aisle

Camille Paglia is an atheist, a Democrat, a professor and a social critic. You’d think you could predict her reaction here, but you’d be wrong.

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“Liberalism has sadly become a knee-jerk ideology, with people barricaded in their comfortable little cells. They think that their views are the only rational ones, and everyone else is not only evil but financed by the Koch brothers. It’s so simplistic!”

“Now let me give you a recent example of the persisting insularity of liberal thought in the media,” she said. “When the first secret Planned Parenthood video was released in mid-July, anyone who looks only at liberal media was kept totally in the dark about it, even after the second video was released.”

“It was a huge and disturbing story,” she continued, “but there was total silence in the liberal media. That kind of censorship was shockingly unprofessional. The liberal major media were trying to bury the story by ignoring it.”

“Now I am a former member of Planned Parenthood and a strong supporter of unconstrained reproductive rights. But I was horrified and disgusted by those videos and immediately felt there were serious breaches of medical ethics in the conduct of Planned Parenthood officials.”

“But here’s my point,” she concluded. “It is everyone’s obligation, whatever your political views, to look at both liberal and conservative news sources every single day. You need a full range of viewpoints to understand what is going on in the world.

Paglia also expressed her love for The Drudge Report and her deep respect for religion.

“All the great world religions contain a complex system of beliefs regarding the nature of the universe and human life that is far more profound than anything that liberalism has produced.  … I find it completely hypocritical for people in academe or the media to demand understanding of Muslim beliefs and yet be so derisive and dismissive of the devout Christian beliefs of Southern conservatives.”

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MEDIA FAIL: Baby parts? What baby parts?

Planned Parenthood has hired a Democratic PR megafirm to handle its undercover video nightmare. I’m totes confident that not one penny of taxpayer money is going to pay said PR firm. (ha ha)

Given how pro-abortion the Left Stream Media is, one has to wonder how much actual bullying has been required.

BuzzFeed, Huffington Post, and Vox all specialize in reporting on anything that’s trending in social media. “Babies R Us” is definitely trending, yet none of the three has published a single story on the subject.

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CMP releases fourth video

Planned Parenthood VP Says Fetuses May Come Out Intact, Agrees Payments Specific to the Specimen

Planned Parenthood has claimed the fees they’ve been filmed dickering over are merely to cover their costs and thus fall within the bounds of the law.

If that were true, there would be a flat fee based on their, you know, COSTS.  There is no reason to haggle over the value of the time and materials it takes to package, ship and do paperwork.  Those costs are what they are.  A flat fee schedule would suffice.

Pavone dehumanizing

Bishop James Conley (Lincoln, Nebraska) reminds us of our responsibility to pray for abortion workers. “Behind every depravity there is a soul, in danger of being lost forever.

July 29, 2015: The California Superior Court issued a very narrow and temporary restraining order preventing the release of a specific part of one specific undercover video. David Daleiden, the lead researcher with CMP, said it was a very good day in court for them and that the complaints filed are groundless.

“The recordings in California complied with the California law,” he said. “The California law only applies to ‘confidential communications’ and does not include conversations held in public that anyone can overhear. There is significant case law on this point as well.”

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CHANGE OF PLANS

As I sat here pondering whether to do the header about Bent Penis still dating while the presstitutes give the grifters a complete pass or the liberal judge who just issued a TRO preventing the latest PP atrocities caught on tape from being published, I came across something on UK Telegraph that was too funny to pass up. There’s only so much depression I can tolerate at one time.I usually save the fun stuff until Friday, but, dammit, I just feel like it.

Shoplifters will be prostituted: Hilarious pictures show the importance of using correct grammar and punctuation
Bad spelling and punctuation can make or break a message
A missing colon or comma can turn a simple order into a sinister message
FEMAIL looks at some of the funniest spelling and punctuation slip-ups

And now that everybody owns a camera phone, the often amusing incidents can be recorded forever.

Read on to discover some of the funniest slip-ups that resulted from incorrect spelling and punctuation.

IS THERE A DISABLED ELDERLY PREGNANT CHILD IN THE HOUSE?

THE NEW OBAMACARE STANDARDS

THE JOBS IN THIS OFFICE HAVE SOME UNIQUE PERKS

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3179736/Shoplifters-prostituted-Hilarious-pictures-importance-using-correct-grammar-punctuation.html#ixzz3hOoSiu13

I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW TO SEE WHAT COMES UP.

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Children and Church

One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was “acting up” during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, “Pray for me! Pray for me!”

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?” I mentally polished my halo while I asked, “No, how are we alike?” “You’re both old,” he replied.

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A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, “I was being the Ring Bear.”

One particular four-year old prayed, “And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”

A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between the pages. “Mama, look what I found,” the boy called out. “What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy ‘s voice he answered, “It ‘s Adam ‘s suit.”

Dennis and Fig Newtons

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, “If he gets loose, will he hurt us?”

A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”

Six-year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. “You’re not supposed to talk out loud in church.” “Why? Who ‘s going to stop me?” Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, See those two men standing by the door? They’re hushers.”

A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then, one day, she floored her grandmother by asking, “Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus ? The virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?”

A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, “Thou shall not take the covers off thy neighbor ‘s wife.”

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