DOWN AND DIRTY

There’s nothing down or dirty about this post, it’s just hard coming up with cutesy titles every day. As CtH mentioned on yesterday’s thread, she and I are pretty much housebound so we have the time to do this. If you were at home as much as we are, you’d figure out what a vast wasteland daytime television is. Chrissy doesn’t watch it, while I have every conceivable channel. There is a block of court shows on an independent station weekday mornings that I watch sometimes. The common denominator in all of them is that 60-70% of litigants are your basic minority types. I discovered they make up the most wacky reasons to get on TV, parents vs. chirrens, siblings, etc., because they get a trip to the city where the show is taped, get put up in a hotel the night before the taping, plus they get an appearance fee, which is usually a pool of money that any judgements are awarded are deducted from then the rest is split.

There’s a show called Paternity Court, which is a Maury ripoff. There was a recent episode where a tramp dragged not one, not two, but three possible sperm donors for her furry-headed little tax credit. After all three had their DNA tests, Q’UELLE SURPRISE! it was NONE of them. Now,I’m no expert on such things, but isn’t a woman’s cycle no more than a few days, or can she conceive anytime? One of the greatest problems we have today is there are no longer fathers, mothers, husbands and wives. It’s all baby mama and baby daddy. That depersonalizes relationships and makes the sex act as casual as a handshake for far too many who simply refer to it as “hooking up.” I was no angel back in my wasted youth, but at least I always found out what the woman’s name was before things got sticky (pun intended).

Other shows have a lot of money, a loan or a gift, and always, it’s ‘I’ll pay you back when I get my taxes.’ That’s the big day in the hood when all the baby mamas get they earned income credit for all the little chirrens with different last names.

Dog bite cases are frequent as well.Guess what breed is responsible in 99.99999% of cases.

NOW AREN’T YOU GRATEFUL YOUR LIFE ISN’T AS PATHETIC AS MINE?

SHOULDN’T THAT BE ENTRE-MANURE?

SHE BE ALL LIKE: WHAT’S MINE IS MINE AND WHAT’S YOURS IS MINE TOO

Remember when Obama was the Transparency “High Moral Horse” Candidate?

Well, now he’s the Opacity “Nukes for Iran” President.

July 21, 2015: Senator Tom Cotton (R., Ark.) and Congressmen Mike Pompeo (R., Kan.) issued a press release saying that at a July 17 meeting with International Atomic Energy Agency officials in Vienna, they learned there are two secret side deals to the nuclear agreement with Iran that will not be shared with other nations, with Congress, or with the U.S. public.

The law requires the Obama administration to provide the U.S. Congress with ALL documents associated with the agreement.

And we know how very COMMITTED to obeying the law the Obama administration is.  Oh wait … that’s only when it’s about legalizing gay marriage or allowing unlimited abortion. Where it inhibits Obama et al. from destroying the United States of America as a strong, free and independent nation, then laws are just so much waste paper for them to wipe their poopy hineys with.

According to Hot Air, the Iran deal actually forbids nuclear inspectors from going to Iranian sites to get their own samples. Instead, the Iranians will PROVIDE the samples. Riiiiiiiiiiiight … cuz people who have a national holiday devoted to shouting “Death to America!” in the streets are totes going to hand over evidence that they’re developing nukes.

Come, Lord Jesus!

Sources:

• http://www.nationalreview.com/article/421461/congressmen-discover-secret-deals-iran-agreement
• http://hotair.com/archives/2015/07/23/wait-a-sec-un-inspectors-will-be-forced-to-rely-on-samples-provided-by-iran/

In case of whistle-blower

Several House Democrats are calling for a federal investigation into The Center for Medical Progress. The anti-abortion group created a fake company to gain access to and secretly film Planned Parenthood facilities and meetings with its high-level officials.

These Democrats wrote to Attorney General Loretta Lynch about their concerns that laws may have been violated … cuz you know we have all seen how very ATTENTIVE TO FOLLOWING THE LAW said Democrats are … Benghazi … IRS targeting … Hillary’s emails … donations to the Clinton Foundation. Yup. Those fine, up-standing Dems were on those like white on rice.

Oh wait. No, they weren’t. But NEVER MIND! Planned Parenthood is a Democrat Sacred Cow, so who cares if they broke the law! Lynch needs to lynch those eeeevil anti-choice whistleblowers!

David Daleiden, executive director of Center for Medical Progress, said, “They will attack me and my organization all day long, but that does not change the facts about what our investigation has uncovered and what the American people now know — that Planned Parenthood is engaged in an enterprise-wide operation that traffics and sells baby body parts.”

Source:
http://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/248849-dems-call-for-investigation-into-group-targeting-planned-parenthood

MASCOT UPDATE: Awesome!