There’s nothing down or dirty about this post, it’s just hard coming up with cutesy titles every day. As CtH mentioned on yesterday’s thread, she and I are pretty much housebound so we have the time to do this. If you were at home as much as we are, you’d figure out what a vast wasteland daytime television is. Chrissy doesn’t watch it, while I have every conceivable channel. There is a block of court shows on an independent station weekday mornings that I watch sometimes. The common denominator in all of them is that 60-70% of litigants are your basic minority types. I discovered they make up the most wacky reasons to get on TV, parents vs. chirrens, siblings, etc., because they get a trip to the city where the show is taped, get put up in a hotel the night before the taping, plus they get an appearance fee, which is usually a pool of money that any judgements are awarded are deducted from then the rest is split.
There’s a show called Paternity Court, which is a Maury ripoff. There was a recent episode where a tramp dragged not one, not two, but three possible sperm donors for her furry-headed little tax credit. After all three had their DNA tests, Q’UELLE SURPRISE! it was NONE of them. Now,I’m no expert on such things, but isn’t a woman’s cycle no more than a few days, or can she conceive anytime? One of the greatest problems we have today is there are no longer fathers, mothers, husbands and wives. It’s all baby mama and baby daddy. That depersonalizes relationships and makes the sex act as casual as a handshake for far too many who simply refer to it as “hooking up.” I was no angel back in my wasted youth, but at least I always found out what the woman’s name was before things got sticky (pun intended).
Other shows have a lot of money, a loan or a gift, and always, it’s ‘I’ll pay you back when I get my taxes.’ That’s the big day in the hood when all the baby mamas get they earned income credit for all the little chirrens with different last names.
Dog bite cases are frequent as well.Guess what breed is responsible in 99.99999% of cases.
NOW AREN’T YOU GRATEFUL YOUR LIFE ISN’T AS PATHETIC AS MINE?
SHOULDN’T THAT BE ENTRE-MANURE?
SHE BE ALL LIKE: WHAT’S MINE IS MINE AND WHAT’S YOURS IS MINE TOO