The plan was to do a feature post on The Donald since there’s so much about this publicity hound in the news lately. After some consideration, I decided to hold off, since there’s so much else going on.
Filed under Funny Stuff
Conservative Leader Governor Scott Walker Announces Run for President
WHAT TO WATCH FOR:
As sure as night follows day,liberals will always tell you who they’re afraid of.Always.Gov. Walker has been my first choice for the republican nomination for a very long time.He survived two elections and a recall in the span of four years and came out of one of the most virulent assaults by the left I’ve seen having beaten them all.He turned a state around after years of democrat control and turned a huge deficit into a surplus which he returned to taxpayers.My gut feeling is that the RNC will not support him and will never let a strong conservative break up the circle jerk with the democrats that they enjoy so much.
Pfeiffer: Scott Walker, Not Jeb, Who Dems Need To Worry About In 2016
For Democrats, who would be tougher to beat — Jeb Bush or Scott Walker?” Bash asked.
“Scott Walker,” Pfeiffer said without hesitation. “Because the best case Republicans can make is change vs. more of the same. If we’re going to run over a repeat of the Bush years, Democrats would love to have that.”
EVER NOTICE HOW PREOCCUPIED THE TALKING HEADS ARE WITH HOW THE DEMOCRATS CAN WIN?
Walker would be like a gift from God, but here’s the problem: he looks like a fifth-grade elementary teacher. And ask Nixon and every president since television if looks don’t matter. Walker’s not dynamic.
Jindal’s out due to his “Kenneth the NBC Page” stultifying State of the Union response, readily available on You Tube [cring]. Bachmann got whacked with the Crazy Eyes. Bernie Sanders has no chance unless he’s running for your uncle. Trump’s got psycho hair, but a terrific media presence and a Sofia Vergara wife. Rick Perry is a Texas hunk. Jeb is tapioca.
We will never again have a candidate as straight out of Presidential central casting as Mitt Romney, but his Mormon background and his complete capitulation in the last couple of weeks (coupled with massive voter fraud a la Uganda) screwed the pooch.
FROM THE SUBLIME TO THE RIDICULOUS
Michelle Obama to Tribal Youth: America Embracing ‘Wisdom of Your Ancestors’ on Climate Change
JUST DON’T CALL THEM REDSKINS…THAT WOULD BE RACIST.
“Today on issues like conservation and climate change we are finally beginning to embrace the wisdom of your ancestors,” she said. “So make no mistake about it, your customs, your values, your discoveries, are at the heart of the American story.”
JUST MAKE SURE ALL YOU CASINO OWNERS KEEP SENDING US LOTS OF CASH.
“In other words, kids, go kill a buffalo.”
Cokie Roberts: Hillary Will Use ‘Grandmother Theme’ to Deal With Age Issue
FROM THE MINUTE HER UGLY-ASS KID SPAWNED,IT WAS CLEAR SHE WAS GOING TO USE THAT BABY LIKE SHE USES EVERYONE TO HER POLITICAL ADVANTAGE.
While Roberts admitted that Clinton was “not on her game in these interviews,” she stressed that questions about her e-mails won’t matter in 2016 because “its hard for voters to care about [it].”
Chuck Todd Gives Jeb Bush A Way To Avoid Debating Trump On Immigration Policy
IT IS HEARTWARMING TO SEE LIBERALS GIVING SUCH HELP AND SUPPORT TO A REPUBLICAN,NO?
On July 12 Meet The Press host Chuck Todd responded to the groundswell of Donald Trump’s opposition to illegal immigration has garnered by pointing out that Jeb Bush could get around being confronted by Trump by simply refusing to take part in any debate in which Trump is allowed.
After all, Todd painted Trump’s stand for secure borders as reminiscent of “George Wallace and things like [that].” This opens opens the door for Bush to say he won’t debate Trump on principle–although dodging the debate would actually be a last ditch effort to avoid having Trump go step by step through Bush’s immigration record in front of primary voters
Here’s an even better suggestion: Jeb could simply refuse to take part in any election in which Trump is allowed. I mean, why risk it?!?
Blasting ‘Parade of Concessions’ to Iran, Netanyahu Drives Home His Point with a Bill Clinton Video
THE REGIME WILL GIVE IRAN ANYTHING JUST TO GET SOME KIND OF A DEAL FOR BARRY’S “LEGACY.”
KERRY DREAMS OF A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE AT NIGHT WHILE FONDLING HIMSELF.
OBAMA DREAMS OF A SECOND PHONY PEACE PRIZE AT NIGHT WHILE CHRIS MATTHEWS FONDLES HIM.
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Sunday called international negotiations with Iran a “parade of concessions,” especially since the talks have continued apace while Iran’s leaders issue threatening statements against the U.S. and Israel.
Speaking at his weekly cabinet meeting, Netanyahu also made the unusual move of playing for his ministers a video of former President Bill Clinton praising the 1994 nuclear agreement with North Korea. Despite that agreement, 12 years later, North Korea detonated a nuclear weapon.
Here’s what I don’t get about this guy: does he really believe anything he’s accomplished is going to outlast his Presidency for more than a few weeks? Even if Republicans continue to support Obamacare, its inevitable financial collapse is ensured. And Iran’s going to start lobbing glow-in-the-dark warheads at Israel as soon as one of their rockets successfully leaves the launch pad.
Nothing he’s passing has the support of the opposition, or even his own party. The problem with being a fascist with “a phone and a pen” is that there’s no foundation for your accomplishments to continue after you’ve left the building.
Nice. Democratic Party Leader Charged With PUNCHING Blind, 75 Yr-Old, Army Veteran
A top New Jersey Democrat was charged with assault after repeatedly punching a blind, 75 year-old, US Army veteran – in the face.
The chairman of the Essex County Democratic Committee in New Jersey is accused of punching a blind Army veteran following an argument at a polling location during East Orange’s council primary last month.
I didn’t see the video before predicting the perp would be of dusky hue; my only surprise was the victim.
Yes, Democrats especially hate Black Conservatives
Another Court Loss for Obama’s Amnesty… Not That it Matters
If the rule of law still meant anything in Obama’s America, the President’s agenda of amnesty for illegal aliens would be in big trouble. It doesn’t, so the Administration just keeps pumping out amnesty documents, no matter how often federal courts order them to stop.
Team Obama even stooped to flat-out lying to a federal judge about the need for a temporary injunction to stop the amnesty printing press. Later they made a “surprise filing” to the judge disclosing that their previous statements were false, and – whoopsie! – they had already tossed 100,000 amnesty packages out.
Daughter of Obama’s ex-pastor gets 2 years in prison in state grant fraud
YOU WOULD THINK THERE WOULD BE A PRESIDENTIAL PARDON IN HER FUTURE,BUT OBAMA IS NOTORIOUS FOR TURNING HIS BACK ON NEARLY EVERYONE WHO HELPED HIM GET EVERYTHING HE NEVER DESERVED.
Jeri Wright, 49, was convicted in March 2014 of money laundering, and lying to federal investigators and a grand jury. She’s been in jail since earlier this year, when U.S. District Judge Sue Myerscough revoked Wright’s bail when she found probable cause that Wright was involved in a ghost payrolling scheme at an Indiana plastics company while on bond.
Wright has not been charged for allegedly accepting while on bond more than $8,000 for working at Berry Plastics in Franklin, Ind., when she actually did no work for the company.
Fund Raises More Than $200,000 to Cover Fine For Damages Levied by Oregon Gaystapo
THE VICTORY IS SMALL,BUT SATISFYING
Score one for the good guys, even if it’s only a partial victory. The State of Oregon has failed in its attempt to bankrupt Aaron and Melissa Klein for the crime of declining to bake a cake – as the preposterous $135,000 fine it levied was no match for the willingness of good people to help out the Kleins and their now exclusively online business, Sweet Cakes by Melissa. Through a campaign via Continue to Give, people who still respect both faith and freedom have responded to the following appeal by contributing more than $200,000
Kelly Shouts at Guest About Why Obama Hasn’t Commented on Heinous Murder: Give an Answer! You Can’t!
IF YOU’VE NEVER SEEN RICHARD FOWLER CONSIDER YOURSELF FORTUNATE.HE’S A CRASS,RUDE,OVERBEARING RACIST PILE OF SCUM.
During a discussion on Thursday’s “The Kelly File” about the murder of Kate Steinle in San Francisco by an illegal alien, host Megyn Kelly asked left-leaning radio talk show host Richard Fowler why President Obama has ignored the killing; after having spoken out on the deaths of Michael Brown, Freddie Gray and others.
When Fowler wouldn’t answer the question, Kelly was all over him.
MEGYN’S MISTAKE WAS CONFUSING THIS DIRTBAG WITH A HUMAN.
THE VIDEO IS WELL WORTH WATCHING.
Little-known fact: there’s a string on the back of Richard Fowler’s neck. Pull it and he says “comprehensive immigration reform.”
Maybe the moral of the story is not to live in a sanctuary city. I sure as hell never would.
Jim Webb: Democrats Have Moved ‘Way FAR TO THE LEFT.’ That’s Not My Party
Democratic presidential candidate Jim Webb told FOX News today that the liberal party has moved way too far to the left.
WEBB IS PRETENDING TO BE A MODERATE DEMOCRAT.WE ALL KNOW THERE’S NO SUCH ANIMAL.THE OBAMACARE DEBACLE PROVED IT.THEY CAN BE BOUGHT,THEY JUST HAVE DIFFERENT PRICE TAGS.
More Good News! Obama Admin Has Now Bilked Taxpayers Out Of $3.5 Million To Find Out Why Lesbians Are Fat…
The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has now spent over $3.5 million to determine why the majority of lesbians are obese.
The project, now entering its fifth year, received another grant worth $658,485 this summer. The total funding for the research is now $3,531,925. Funding has more than doubled since the study was first revealed in 2013.
IT’S NOT THAT HARD TO FIGURE OUT…THEY DON’T MAKE LOW-CAL CARPET
Does the phrase “more cushion for the pushin'” apply here, or is that an anatomical faux pas?
Low-cal carpet. LOL. You had to show BOTH scary Hillary and scary Rosie in the same post. I can forget about going to bed early. The nightmares could be fatal! Thanks, Pete. 😉
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