DAILY DOSE OF DOO-DOO

You have to hand it to Rachel Dolezal… she sucks up as much oxygen as Cankles does and may be even a more pathological liar, if not as dangerous. It seems every day brings another batch of unsubstantiated claims. You could fill an entire post with this nonsense, but I’m getting bored with it already.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    Rachel Dolezal’s Parents: Howard University Was SHOCKED They Gave Full Ride to WHITE WOMAN
    Lawrence and Ruthanne Dolezal also said Howard University was SHOCKED when school officials found out they gave a full ride to a white girl.

    She applied to Harvard University. When she went to Belhaven (her undergraduate) her art shifted almost entirely to African-American portraiture. So when she sent her portfolio and application to Howard there was no request to identify ethnicity. They called her. She’s been in Jackson, Mississippi for four years… So, they give her a full-ride scholarship.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/06/rachel-dolezals-parents-howard-university-was-shocked-they-gave-full-ride-to-white-girl-video/#ixzz3dKYtdqs0

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Clinton charged the Boys and Girls Club a massive fee to speak at a luncheon, then didn’t interact with the underprivileged children the program helps
    The $200,000 honorarium was the largest the Long Beach, California, organization had ever paid a public figure for an appearance
    Normally, speakers donate much of that money back to the small, non-profit that has an annual operating budget of just $3 million
    Former secretary of state redirected her check to the Clinton Foundation – which spends $8.1 million a year on travel alone
    In 2007, when Bill Clinton headlined the event, he charged the group $150,000 and kept the money for himself
    JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU COULDN’T BE ANY MORE DISGUSTED WITH THESE TWO SHITHEELS
    CAN’T WAIT FOR MY SECRET SERVICE BODYGUARDS TO GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE

    CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH WE’RE MAKING TO BULLSHIT THESE LITTLE BRATS?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3126581/Hillary-Clinton-charged-Boys-Girls-Club-massive-fee-speak-luncheon.html#ixzz3dKa5ORIS

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Do I have this right … the org paid Bill, who kept it, then INVITED Hillary and paid her too?! Is it just me or is this nuts? Or … wait … did someone else pay for the whole thing to give Shrillary another PR gig minus tough questions?

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  3. Pistol Pete

    House GOP poised to pursue fast-track without aid for workers
    THE WEEPER IS REDEFINING PATHETIC ON A DAILY BASIS

    Dropping Trade Adjustment Assistance risks losing Democratic support for the larger trade deal.
    BONER SEEMS TO BE DISPLAYING BATTERED SPOUSE SYNDROME AS HE KEEPS TRYING TO PLEASE A HALFRICAN WHO TREATS HIM LIKE CRAP.
    Under the current plan, House Republican leadership would likely use an already-approved Senate bill to move fast-track authority, which would allow Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s (R-Ky.) chamber to avoid a round of votes.

    The Senate would amend a trade “preferences” bill with Trade Adjustment Assistance, a job-training and worker aid program, and send it to the House. This would serve to separate the two key priorities, and allow them to be sent to Obama’s desk separately.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2015/06/house-gop-tpa-vote-trade-vote-119056.html#ixzz3dKbpyNrz

    THIS LOSER HAS A HISSY WHEN OTHERS WON’T DRINK THE KOOL-AID WITH HIM

    Payback: Boehner hits back at GOP defectors on trade vote
    Speaker John Boehner is sending a stern message to his Republican conference: Either you’re on the team or you’re not.

    House GOP leaders booted three conservative members off the whip team for voting against a procedural rule last week that structured how a trade package was brought to the floor.

    Majority Whip Steve Scalise (R-La.) informed Reps. Cynthia Lummis (Wyo.), Steve Pearce (N.M.) and Trent Franks (Ariz.) on Monday that they were no longer a part of the GOP’s vote-counting operation, a source close to the whip team confirmed.
    http://thehill.com/homenews/house/245228-payback-boehner-hits-back-at-gop-defectors

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  4. Pistol Pete

    ‘Hush Hush Ebony Secrets’ the Rachel Dolezal parody is guaranteed to make you laugh
    Criminal Minds actress Allison Lane produced a hilarious parody video mocking the Rachel Dolezal insanity and you can watch it right now for free if you want!!

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Trump wants Oprah as his 2016 running mate
    SOMETIMES I THINK THIS PUBLICITY WHORE IS HALF-SERIOUS

    I think Oprah would be great. I’d love to have Oprah,” Trump said. “I think we’d win easily, actually.”

    Trump had suggested Oprah as a potential sidekick once before — while considering a bid for the presidency in 1999.

    Now that he’s officially running, he told ABC’s George Stephanopoulos that she’s a perfect fit.
    http://nypost.com/2015/06/16/trump-wants-oprah-as-his-2016-running-mate/

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  6. Pistol Pete

    End Game: Majority of Americans Want Their Healthcare Paid For By Taxpayers
    THESE PEOPLE ARE AS GREEDY AS THEY ARE STUPID
    AND HE KNEW IT

    SOME OLD WHITE GUY ONCE SAID THE REPUBLIC WILL STAND UNTIL THE PEOPLE FIGURE OUT THEY CAN VOTE THEMSELVES MONEY
    Fast forward five years and a new poll from the Kaiser Family Foundation shows a majority of Americans want Obamacare subsidies mandated in all 50 states if current federal subsidies are struck down in King v. Burwell. In other words, the majority of country wants healthcare plans paid for (aka subsidized) by someone else.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2015/06/16/end-game-majority-of-americans-want-their-healthcare-paid-for-by-taxpayers-n2013320

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    • It’s a silly poll with a partisan skew. How about this: “Do you favor state subsidies for Obamacare if it means your taxes go up to pay for it?” Would even 5% say yes?

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      • Everyone thinks someone else is going to pay for it, and should pay for it. Even assuming such a thing were possible, not one of them has ever explained why they feel entitled to have someone else forced to pay for their stuff. I occasionally get into arguments with some of these lamebrains on Facebook, and no matter how many times I ask them to explain why they think someone else should be paying their bills for them, they never do — they just hurl vile insults and accusations and other hysterical crap at me.

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Jeb Slow-Jams the News With Jimmy Fallon

    At the risk of sounding like a terrible prude, I think the sight of the leading Republican candidate for president submitting himself to a string of cheap sexual double entendres is a sure sign of the probably irreversible decline of our civilization.

    I mean, not to be too dramatic about it or anything.

    I don’t even think his brother would have done this.

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  8. Pistol Pete

    See y’all! Michelle Obama and daughters Sasha and Malia leave Britain after whistle-stop tour that included tea with Prince Harry and a hug with the PM
    Michelle Obama and her daughters, Sasha and Malia, were seen boarding Air Force One following UK tour today
    The family has been in London for two days to promote Mrs Obama’s girls education initiative, Let Girls Learn
    During their visit they took tea with Prince Harry at Kensington Palace and met with David and Samantha Cameron
    Mrs Obama, 51, also visited a school in Tower Hamlets where she told pupils she was ‘inspired’ by their work ethic
    IS IT JUST ME,OR DOES IT SEEM LIKE WHEN MOOCH STANDS NEXT TO NORMAL PEOPLE IT’S REMINISCENT OF THE OLD DRIVE-IN CLASSIC “THE ATTACK OF THE FIFTY FOOT WOMAN”?

    IS SHE FONDLING HER PENIS?

    THE ARTICLE SLOBBERS OVER HOW THE TWO PRINCESSES HAVE GROWN.
    CHECK OUT HOW BORED MALARIA IS WITH THE WHOLE THING

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3127979/See-y-Michelle-Obama-daughters-Sasha-Malia-leave-Britain-whistle-stop-tour-included-tea-Prince-Harry-hug-PM.html#ixzz3dKjKziH5

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Dumb or Dumbest?

    Barack Obama boasted when he was asked about swapping American Army Sgt. Deserter for five vicious Taliban terrorists:

    “That was true for George Washington…That was true for Abraham Lincoln and that was true for FDR. That’s been true of every combat situation, that at some point, you make sure that you try to get your folks back…And that’s the right thing to do.

    Really?

    That statement blatantly demonstrates that the most powerful man in the World and two term President of the United States lacks even a grade school level of knowledge of American History; specifically, history as it relates to three of our most famous presidents and it demonstrates again that we have essentially elected one who has no understanding of the very country that he reigns supreme over.
    HE UNDERSTANDS IT;HE JUST DESPISES IT.
    http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2015/06/dumb-or-dumbest.html#.VYGSlSzJAdU

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Rachel Dolezal Claimed Racist Marines Tried to Assassinate Her Fictional Black Father Three Times
    Fake black person and recent ex-NAACP employee Rachel Dolezal has told many lies on top of her original and now famous one about her genetic heritage. In the above interview from earlier this year, highlighted by the Daily Mail on Monday, Dolezal adds a new layer of offensive to her heaping pile of whoppers. In this case, she claims her fake black dad suffered three assassination attempts while in the Marine Corps for the offense of being black and in a position of authority.

    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/rachel-dolezal-claimed-racist-marines-tried-assassinate-her-fictional-black-father-three-times

    IN A SICK,PERVERSE WAY SHE’S AS INTERESTING AS A MASSIVE PILEUP ON THE FREEWAY
    Here’s VIDEO of that phony black lady speaking at a ‘Black Lives Matter’ protest in Baltimore!
    Watch Rachel Dolezal take the stage and rile up a bunch of protesters to go burn down businesses for black power!

    http://therightscoop.com/lol-heres-video-of-that-phony-black-lady-speaking-at-a-black-lives-matter-protest-in-baltimore/#ixzz3dKmzQEw0

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  11. Pistol Pete

    45 times Hillary pushed trade bill she now opposes

    ‘Let’s take the lemons and turn it into lemonade’
    BILLS DICK IS THIS BIG

    After first dodging the issue, on Sunday in Iowa, Clinton said that “the President should listen to and work with his allies in Congress, starting with (House Minority Leader) Nancy Pelosi, who have expressed their concerns about the impact that a weak agreement would have on our workers, to make sure we get the best, strongest deal possible. And if we don’t get it, there should be no deal.”

    http://www.wnd.com/2015/06/45-times-hillary-pushed-trade-bill-she-now-opposes/#PhVA5GUEU1empMY1.99

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  12. Pistol Pete

    NYPD makes big push to recruit, hire Muslims

    I LINKED TO HUFFPO…HOPE I DON’T GET A VIRUS
    Right now, there are about 800 Muslim uniformed police officers out of about 35,000, according to the NYPD Muslim Officers Society. Of those, only about 20 are higher ranked officials. Lt. Adeel Rana, commanding officer of the community affairs immigration outreach unit, said there has been a slow increase over the past decade, but it has been rapidly changing in the past year and a half.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/08/new-york-police-department-muslims_n_7539538.html

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Hannity Man on the Street Asks Hillary Supporters About Foreign Contributions to the Clinton Foundation

    No problem to clueless Clinton supporters- of course
    HEAVEN HELP US

    http://www.hapblog.com/2015/06/hannity-man-on-street-asks-hillary.html

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  14. Ting

    Oh, Lord. Every single day is crazier than the one before it. I’m glad to be busy right now so I don’t have to think about it all day long. Thank you all for thinking about it for me. I’m a wimp these days.

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  15. chrissythehyphenated

    Thank you for the minion pic! We loves our minions!!

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