MONDAY MORNING MANIA

Another weekend gone. Another monument to lies and hypocrisy. Here are some of the high (low) points as best as I can remember them:

It was big news when Barry came to the Hill to push the TPP(Trans-Pacific Partnership) and it ended up going down to defeat. Nobody really knew what was in the bill because it was kept secret,just like Obamacare.

What we knew was:

Obama was pushing for it and he’s never once done anything that would make the country better.

Republican sellouts were ordered by their corporate masters to vote for it.

Democrats were ordered by their union masters to stop its passage.

Barry was livid when, for once, the dems spit out instead of swallowed.

Pelosi wants more spending before they vote for it.

Meantime, Jeb Bush is officially announcing his candidacy for president today. He makes the 356th person to do so.

The butcher of Benghazi restarted her campaign to bullshit her way back into the White house Saturday. They had to import people from out of state to make 5,000 attendees. There was an overflow area fenced off that was empty.

Former president Sir William the Impeached is still lying.

Trans-racial fraud Rachel Dolezal is becoming a national joke. Her adopted genuinely black brothers said she told them to keep quiet so her scam wouldn’t be revealed.

So much to do, so little time.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama Dealt Massive, Humiliating Defeat on Trade

    President Obama was handed a horrific defeat Friday in Congress as his own Party deserted him to thwart trade legislation for which he had personally lobbied and which he viewed as a keystone of his second term legacy.

    The vote, which was on a measure crucial to passage of the legislation, wasn’t even close, as the House rejected a trade adjustment assistance (TAA) package by 302-126.

    http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2015/06/12/obama-dealt-massive-humiliating-defeat-trade/

    Behind Pelosi’s break with Obama on trade
    Voting down TAA is the only way to “slow down the fast track,” the former Speaker declared.

    Pelosi’s declaration wasn’t a call to arms for Democrats to vote down the workers bill — her aides insist the San Francisco Democrat didn’t whip it one way or the other given that she was torn between her president and her liberal base. Instead, it represented a recognition of the political reality: Most Democrats had already made up their mind that they wouldn’t be voting to bail out Obama, the leader of their party.
    http://thehill.com/homenews/house/244919-how-obamas-trade-agenda-collapsed

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Sessions: ‘A Vote for TAA Next Week Is a Vote to Send Fast-Track to The President’s Desk’
    I THOUGHT SESSIONS WAS ON OUR SIDE

    It appears there will be another attempt by Tuesday to force through new executive powers for President Obama. A vote for TAA next week is a vote to send fast-track to the President’s desk and to grant him these broad new executive authorities.
    Fast-track will not only apply to the Pacific Union, but can expedite an unlimited number of yet-unseen international compacts for six years. There are already plans to advance through fast-track the Trade in Services Agreement, the goal of which includes labor mobility among more than 50 nations, further eroding the ability of the American people to control their own affairs.

    Americans do not want this, did not ask for it, and are pleading from their hearts for their lawmakers to stop it.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/06/12/sessions-a-vote-for-taa-next-week-is-a-vote-to-send-fast-track-to-the-presidents-desk/

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    • “Americans do not want this, did not ask for it, and are pleading from their hearts for their lawmakers to stop it.”

      And there you have it folks, a concise 22-word summation of the entire Obama administration.

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Todd: Obama has been ‘terrible’ at managing Congressional relationships
    SOMETIMES HE’S A REAL DISAPPOINTMENT TO THEM

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  4. Pistol Pete

    A CORRUPT BLACK DEMOCRAT?SAY IT AINT SO!

    Massachusetts House Launches Investigation Into Deval Patrick’s Hidden Accounts

    Massachusetts House investigators are looking into whether former Gov. Deval Patrick diverted state money to secret funds for travel, advertising and other off-the-books expenses.

    http://dailycaller.com/2015/06/12/massachusetts-house-launches-investigation-into-deval-patricks-hidden-accounts/#ixzz3d99GUGi4

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Judge Finds Probable Cause To Charge Cleveland Police Officers In Tamir Rice Shooting

    THIS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT.THEY JUDGE-SHOPPED UNTIL THEY FOUND A RACIST BLACK JUDGE TO INDICT THESE COPS.
    Acting under a rarely used provision of Ohio state law, a judge found probable cause Thursday to charge Cleveland police Officer Timothy Loehmann with murder in the fatal shooting of 12-year-old Tamir Rice last year.

    This week, a group of activists and community leaders asked the Municipal Court to have the officers, Timothy Loehmann and Frank Garmback, arrested under a little-used Ohio law that allows “a private citizen having knowledge of the facts” to start the process by filing an affidavit with a court. They argued that the widely seen video of an officer killing Tamir had given nearly everyone “knowledge of the facts.”

    On Thursday, Judge Ronald B. Adrine issued an order saying that probable cause existed to charge the officers, and “this court determines that complaints should be filed by the prosecutor of the City of Cleveland and/or the Cuyahoga County prosecutor.” What weight the order carries with the prosecutors is unclear.

    The ruling puts prosecutors in a difficult position, deciding whether to bring charges in a high-profile case when a judge has already said that probable cause exists to do so.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2015/06/11/draft-n2011482

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Yesterday Is Still Over

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    • This is hilarious, I seriously think she’s retarded. She quotes the lyrics as “Yesterday, all our troubles look as though they’re here to stay, and we need a place to hide away. They [Republicans] BELIEVE in yesterday.”

      But that’s NOT the lyrics; they are “Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, now it looks as though they’re here to stay, Oh I believe in yesterday.”

      So (1) yesterday was the GOOD place, not the BAD place, thus she quotes these lyrics and their meaning exactly ass-backwards! and (2) Hillary indicts the Republicans for believing in yesterday, but in the song McCartney literally sings “I believe in yesterday.” He PREFERS yesterday, so the Republicans got it right!

      By Hillary’s measure the song just endorsed the other guys.

      All that notwithstanding, her halting delivery and checking her script after every second word remind me of my mom after one of her strokes. I believe she may have become confused during her lyrical recitation and decided to “wing it.” Bad move.

      Somebody go get the popcorn, the clown car’s pulling in.

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Rachel Dolezal To Brother: ‘Don’t Blow My Cover’

    Before Dave Weigel joined Bloomberg, he was a writer for Slate–a Washington Post affiliated site–where he wrote a piece about this media-based phenomena. He calls it the “GOP Lawmaker Principle”:

    As the national electoral plight of Democrats increases, so does the incidence of stories about obscure state Republican lawmakers.
    But as a rule, if you see the phrase “GOP lawmaker” in a headline, your click will usher you into a world of back-benchers from Bismarck and Jackson and Dover and Sacramento, not the people currently threatening to take the Senate back from Democrats. The Lawmakers are anonymous until they screw up, and when they do, they are often easier to grab hold of then, say, front-running South Dakota U.S. Senate candidate Mike Rounds.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2015/06/13/dolezal-to-brother-dont-blow-my-cover-n2012201

    Phony black lady’s very real black adopted brothers say she TOLD them to LIE about her Ethnicity!

    Rachel Dolezal’s bamboozling of the black community has come to an end and her brothers are speaking out against her, saying that she asked them to keep her secret.
    Meanwhile, the NAACP has backed her, saying she should stay on as the president of the Spokane chapter, but she’s cancelled a meeting tomorrow when she was to make a statement about her race-fakery. Members said they were going to protest at the meeting, and have started a petition to get rid of her!

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Bill on Hillary: ‘I Trust Her With My Life’
    WE REALLY,REALLY DON’T NEED TO SUFFER THROUGH THIS VIRUS AGAIN
    Jake Tapper to Clinton: Polls show fewer and fewer Americans think your wife is honest and trustworthy
    Bill: ‘We’re used to it’

    http://www.hapblog.com/2015/06/bill-on-hillary-i-trust-her-with-my-life.html

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    • This guy. Sorry, I can’t help it, I love this guy, the same way the old pioneer folk were rooting for Jesse James. When you meet someone for whom none of the rules apply, who just doesn’t give a flyin’ frog about your “polite” society or rules of decorum, who will lie and cheat and steal and even murder with completely impunity, there’s something sort of awe-inspiring about that. Honey badger don’t give a shit!

      I wish we had a half-dozen of those criminal bastards on our side. We’d have a very different political landscape than what we suffer under
      Weeping Boehner and Lady Lindsey.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Millionaire Hillary launches campaign do-over with ‘slightly more arrogant Woodstock’ rally on New York City island as she promises to look out for ordinary Americans’ pocketbooks – but the ‘overflow’ crowd zone is left EMPTY

    New York City rally brings people from several states to watch Clinton reboot her campaign after two months in low gear

    Clinton is setting herself up as Obama’s heir apparent
    ‘She’s earned it,’ one attendee said Saturday; ‘All those campaigns, all that travel at the State Department. All that putting up with Bill’
    Smaller than expected crowd chanted ‘Hillary! Hillary!’ as audience overflow area with giant screen sat unused
    Crowd count was 5,500 in a New York City metroplex with 8.4 million – barely more than the 5,000 Bernie Sanders drew in Burlington, Vermont, which is home to just 42,000
    Clinton’s ubiquitous armored van, dubbed ‘Scooby,’ made an appearance as her motorcade made its way across the only drivable bridge connected to Roosevelt Island

    THESE ARE THE MORONS WHO WILL CONDEMN US TO SUFFERING WITH THIS HAG

    BEHOLD!I DESERVE THIS!!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3122756/Millionaire-Hillary-launch-campaign-slightly-arrogant-Woodstock-rally-New-York-City-island-promises-look-ordinary-Americans-pocketbooks.html#ixzz3d9IDITM6

    HER ENTIRE SPEECH WAS ALMOST 45 MINUTES.I FOUND THE GOOD PART AND IT’S OMLY ABOUT 1 1/2 MINUTES.
    YOU’RE WELCOME

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Everything You Need to Know About Transracial Hero Rachel Dolezal

    Just last week the President of the United States congratulated Bruce Jenner on his courageous decision to pretend to be a woman, and the entire left bursting into spasms of ecstasy over a collectively insane decision to ratify the notion that men can magically become women. Today, the entire left is struggling to explain how a white woman who identifies herself as black is not, in fact, black.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/06/12/everything-you-need-to-know-about-transracial-hero-rachel-dolezal/

    Spokane Police Suspend ALL CASES of ‘Hate Crimes’ Against Fake Black Activist Rachel Dolezal
    IT AIN’T A HATE CRIME IF YOU’RE WHITE…AND MAKING IT UP.
    Spokane police suspended all reported hate crimes against fake black activists Rachel Dolezal on Friday. Investigators said the controversial letters did not have a post office stamp or barcode and therefore were most likely placed into the box by someone with a key.

    Rachel Dolezal said she was disappointed the investigation did not produce any arrests.
    She told KXLY News, “As a mother of two black sons I would never terrorize my children.”

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/06/spokane-police-suspend-all-cases-of-hate-crimes-against-fake-black-activist-rachel-dolezal/#ixzz3d9MMXArU

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Michelle, Malia and Sasha Obama to meet Prince Harry during whistle-stop tour through London and Italy
    The First Lady and the prince last met in 2013 for tea and cake in the US
    Now Harry will host Michelle, her daughters and her mother in London

    MAMA,WHY WE GOTTA MEET THIS WHITE DUDE?CAN’T WE JUST GO SHOPPING WITH GRANDMA?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3122170/Michelle-Malia-Sasha-Obama-meet-Prince-Harry-whistle-stop-tour-London-Italy.html#ixzz3d9RdIN1T

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    • Prince Harry’s lapel pin says “100,” guess he was none too pleased with Magna Carta’s first 700 years …? That’s certainly seeing the Big Picture.

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  12. Pistol Pete

    #RachelDolezal Steps Down As President Of Spokane NAACP
    YOU HAVE TO BE AT LEAST HALF-BLACK LIKE OBAMA TO BE ACCEPTED. NO WHITES ALLOWED.

    Someone over there at the NAACP in Spokane finally woke up and said tender your resignation. The resignation is all about ‘the cause’, no apologies, no sorry I embarrassed or deceived the organization, everything about what she has done during her tenure. Classic narcissist…

    Dear Executive Committee and NAACP Members,
    It is a true honor to serve in the racial and social justice movement here in Spokane and across the nation. Many issues face us now that drive at the theme of urgency. Police brutality, biased curriculum in schools, economic disenfranchisement, health inequities, and a lack of pro-justice political representation are among the concerns at the forefront of the current administration of the Spokane NAACP. And yet, the dialogue has unexpectedly shifted internationally to my personal identity in the context of defining race and ethnicity.

    IT GETS WORSE:
    http://www.weaselzippers.us/226509-racheldolezal-steps-down-as-president-of-spokane-naacp/

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Team Clinton swarms Sunday interview shows, minus Hillary

    Clinton’s top campaign aides and even her husband blanketed the morning political interview shows to defend her against accusations that she is inaccessible and needs to take a firm stance on the Obama administration’s trade agenda.
    SHE WILL NOT FACE QUESTIONS…IT’S NOT IN HER BEST (NEFARIOUS) INTEREST.

    Clinton herself did not give an interview.

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/244952-team-clinton-swarms-the-airwaves-minus-candidate

    Jake Tapper Exasperated by Hillary Spokeswoman TPP Non-Answer Shuffle
    NICE TRY,JAKE
    Could you just give me a straight answer? Like a simple yes or no? Please don’t try to squirm your way out of it. You still won’t answer? Aggghhh! Aggghhh! AGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

    One could forgive Jake Tapper if he felt like channeling his inner Sam Kinison on CNN’s The Lead today while he was trying to get a simple answer from Hillary Clinton spokeswoman, Karen Finney, on the subject of Hillary’s position on the TPP (Trans-Pacific Partnership) trade bill in Congress. Tapper’s very visible exasperation with Finney’s nonanswers were completely understandable as she continued her evasive shuffle on the topic all through the interview.

    – See more at: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/pj-gladnick/2015/06/12/jake-tapper-exasperated-hillary-spokeswoman-tpp-nonanswer-shuffle#sthash.Qnhv9uqk.dpuf

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    • Y’know, the more I see of this young Tapper feller the more I’m likin’ the cut of his jib! A couple times a day he’s showing up in Pete’s posts without preening for the Dems.

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  14. Pistol Pete

    BUT WAIT!THERE’S MORE!
    Chris Wallace GRILLS Karren Finney Wallace Literally Rolls His Eyes at Clinton Spox’s Defense

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  15. Pistol Pete

    USA Today’s Susan Page: Hillary Clinton Seems “Aloof, Powerful and Disconnected” to Voters

    Susan Page tells Chris Wallace that she can’t keep on ignoring questions from the press

    MSNBC Morning Joe Panel Says Clinton Team Was “On The Phone All Day” Complaining About Coverage

    Scarborough to Mika: You had some tough things to say about Hillary and it’s DEFCON 5..

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  16. Pistol Pete

    REPORT: Ferguson Riots Were a Coordinated Astroturf Movement – Its Leaders Were Trained in Soros-Funded Agitation
    Professional race activists Deray McKesson and Johnetta Elzie (ShordeeDooWhop), pictured here in Baltimore, helped whip up the Ferguson mobs. This year Fortune Magazine named these two professional activists two of the world’s greatest leaders.

    The Ferguson protests and riots were never a grassroots movement.
    The mob action was a carefully coordinated Soros-funded astroturf movement bent on destruction.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/06/report-ferguson-riots-were-a-coordinated-astroturf-movement-its-leaders-were-trained-in-soros-funded-agitation/#ixzz3d9d9L8xL

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  17. Pistol Pete

    MSNBC Reporter Asks Miss Piggy If She’s Pro-Choice

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  18. Pistol Pete

    White House defends ‘private’ Prince and Stevie Wonder concert
    IT SURE IS GOOD TO BE THE KING

    The White House on Monday defended a private concert it hosted over the weekend in which Prince and Stevie Wonder performed for just a few hundred people.

    White House spokesman Josh Earnest said President Obama is allowed to hold private events in his home, and said the gathering was paid for by the Obamas.
    SUUURE THEY DID.(WINK WINK)
    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/white-house-defends-private-prince-and-stevie-wonder-concert/article/2566281

    Prince gives VIP show at White House
    Prince played two shows in Washington, DC, on Sunday, but he also gave a private VIP performance at the White House on Saturday night to celebrate African-American Music Appreciation Month.

    Spies exclusively told Page Six that the “Raspberry Beret” singer brought Stevie Wonder up onstage for a surprise duet at the show for President Barack and Michelle Obama and 500 lucky guests.
    http://pagesix.com/2015/06/15/prince-puts-on-private-show-at-white-house/

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    • I hold a private event in my house, me and the dog split a burrito.

      They hold a private event, Prince, Stevie Wonder and 500 close friends show up.

      I don’t think I’m doing it right.

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