COME AND GET ME!

Over the weekend this website recorded some of the highest hit counts we’ve had in a while. Perhaps they were redirected from another site,or maybe they were checking out Chrissy’s in-depth posts. Maybe they were #blacklvesmatter scum looking for reasons to get pissed off. No,scratch that. They’re all in McKinney, Texas throwing rocks at the cops and demanding all white people be killed. Either way,there are likely one or more government agencies monitoring our little garden. I’ll be waiting for the knock at my door. F*ck the media. F*ck liberals. F*ck Obama.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama’s frustration with courts bursts into public view

    PRESIDENT STOMPY-FEET GETS SO MAD WHEN PEOPLE DON’T FOLLOW HIS ORDERS HE JUST HAS A HISSY FIT.
    In some of his toughest and bluntest comments to date, Obama said the Supreme Court should not even have accepted a case challenging his signature healthcare law.

    “This should be an easy case; frankly it shouldn’t have even been taken up,” Obama said during a news conference in Germany at the Group of Seven (G-7) summit of leading industrial democracies.
    http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/244344-obamas-frustration-with-courts-bursts-into-public-view

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Crawling Across Broken Glass

    Why Democrats do not care about Hillary’s Scandals

    The Republicans control both houses of Congress and have a critical edge on the Supreme Court heading in to 2016, and liberals are literally terrified of a GOP sweep of the federal government, which terror is only amplified by contemplating what a Republican could do with Barack Obama’s approach to regulatory power. To Democrats a GOP sweep would fulfill the apocalypse, and they would crawl across broken glass, eat corporate food, or vote for Elmer Fudd to prevent it.
    http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2015/06/crawling-across-broken-glass.html#.VXcrFCzJAdU

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      WE, by contrast, would crawl across broken glass, eat corporate food, or vote for Elmer Fudd to get our nation back!

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Pastor calls Sharpton out when he asks for money in church: ‘You’re nothing but a PIMP!’
    How dare you ask the people of Hartford to give you their money?” Jarvis shouted. “You’re nothing but a pimp!”
    SHARPTONGUES THE NAME,
    EXTORTING WHITEY’S THE GAME.AND I’M GOOD AT IT.

    Jarvis was quickly quieted, and that’s when Sharpton made his pimp move. As CT News Junkie reports:

    Sharpton, who reportedly owes more than $4 million in state and federal taxes, was quick to redirect the attention of the several-hundred person crowd to his podium.

    He did so by calmly drawing $1,000 in cash from the pocket of his suit.

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/06/08/pastor-calls-sharpton-out-when-he-asks-for-money-in-church-youre-nothing-but-a-pimp-211894#ixzz3cadF6um2

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Activists Want ‘Racist’ Pro-Life Billboards Pulled

    A group called Sister Song staged a protest last week calling for the “racist”/”sexist” billboard’s removal, and local NBC News affiliate WXIA spoke with some of the participants. (The NBC affiliate made clear which side of the issue it stood on with the title of its report: “Anti-Abortion Billboard Targets Black Atlanta.”)

    “All they do is attempt to shame women and condemn the choices that they make,” Planned Parenthood’s Nikema Williams told WXIA.
    THE “CHOICE THEY MAKE IS TO ABORT 70% OF BABIES AND THE SAME PERCENTAGE(APPROXIMATELY) ARE BORN TO UNMARRIED BABY FACTORIES
    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/activists-want-racist-pro-life-billboards-pulled

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  5. Pistol Pete

    I’VE SAID IT BEFORE MANY TIMES…WHEN OBLAHBLAH CHEWS NICOTINE GUM IN PUBLIC,IT’S JUST TO HOLD HIM OVER UNTIL HE CAN LIGHT UP.

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  6. Pistol Pete

    McKINNEY POLICE & RESIDENTS Targeted with Death Threats & Bounties after Pool Party Riot

    Police and residents in McKinney, Texas are the subjects of death threats, bounties and doxxing over the handling by police of a pool party last Friday that has provoked nationwide controversy since a YouTube video of the incident went viral. The video showed a white police officer using force on a fifteen year-old Black girl who was resisting being detained. The officer was also seen pulling a gun on two young Black men who were menacing the officer as he tried to detain the girl.

    TWO BLACK SAVAGES HEADING TOWARD AN ARMED POLICE OFFICER…NOT A GOOD IDEA.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/06/mckinney-police-residents-targeted-death-threats-bounties-pool-party-riot/

    Protesters in McKinney, Texas, call for white officer who pulled his gun on black teens at pool party to be fired

    Union disputes charges of racial bias
    THE OFFICER HAS BEEN GETTING DEATH THREATS AND HE AND HIS FAMILY HAVE GONE INTO HIDING.
    THERE ARE TIMES WHEN OFFICERS ARE IN THE WRONG,BUT GIVEN THE PROVOCATION FROM THE FERAL MOBS AND AND PURPOSELY TRYING TO COMMIT FELONIES IT’S A SURPRISE THAT AREN’T MORE THUGS IN THE CEMETARY.

    http://news.yahoo.com/mckinney-texas-pool-protests-police-122631911.html

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Mark Halperin: ‘Clintons Have Created A lot of Doubts Within the Democratic Party With Their Actions’
    DOUBTS THAT SHE CAN STEAL THE ELECTION WITH LESS THAN 10% OF HER VOTES BEING FRAUDULENT?

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Federal Judge Gives IRS Until Friday to Answer for “Lost” Lerner Emails
    JUDGE EXPECTS THE IRS TO COMPLY WITH HIS ORDER FULLY…..BWAHAHAHAHA!

    “The Obama IRS obstructed and lied to a federal judge and Judicial Watch in an effort to hide the truth about Lois Lerner’s emails,” said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton. “The IRS, including its top political appointees IRS Commissioner John Koskinen and General Counsel William J. Wilkins, has much to answer for over its contempt of court and of Congress.
    http://www.peoplespunditdaily.com/news/politics/2015/06/08/federal-judge-gives-irs-until-friday-answer-lost-lerner-emails/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Former Obama Press Secretary Hired By McDonalds To Build ‘Modern, Progressive Burger Company’

    McDONALD’S HAS ANNOUNCE IT’S NEWEST SANDWICH…THE MCGIBB.ONE QUARTER POUND OF PURE BULLSHIT ON A SESAME SEED BUN
    Former Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs just took a job with McDonalds as the new Executive Vice President and Global Chief Communications Officer.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/06/09/former-obama-press-secretary-hired-by-mcdonalds-to-build-modern-progressive-burger-company/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Hypocrisy with grease on top. They scream about one percenters and corporate greed and unhealthy fast food. Then this. So typical.

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  10. Pistol Pete

    “This Interview is Over…Please Leave”: Anti-Fracking Activist Gets Shut Down After Calling Fox Business Stuart Varney a Liar During Interview

    Josh Fox, film director and environmental activist gets into a testy exchange with Stuart Varney on Fox Business over fracking. Near the end, Varney tells a story about property that he bought a decade ago.

    Fox responds, “I do believe you are lying right now”

    Varney not happy: “The interview is over right now young man!”…”You’re outta here son”…”That’s it”

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Judge Refuses To Grant Marilyn Mosby’s Request For Gag Order In The Freddie Gray Case
    YOU MEAN NOT EVERY PUBLIC OFFICIAL IN BALTIMORE IS NOT A POWER-HUNGRY,WHITE-HATING RACE HUSTLER?

    Judge Charles J. Peters ruled the motion lacked standing in an actual proceeding, as it was filed by Baltimore State’s Attorney Marilyn Mosby’s office in Circuit Court on May 14. At that time, the officers’ cases were still in District Court. They weren’t transferred to Circuit Court until May 21, when the officers were indicted.

    Rochelle Ritchie, a Mosby spokeswoman, declined to say whether the state planned to file a new gag order motion, which Peters’ ruling did not preclude.

    http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/bs-md-gag-order-stricken-20150608-story.html?track=rss&utm_source=twitter

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  12. Pistol Pete

    New Hillary Clinton Comic Book Features Benghazi, Email Scandal
    Female Force: Hillary Clinton: The Road To The White House” by writer Michael Frizell and artist Joe Paradise, released Monday by the comics company Bluewater Productions, depicts the 2012 attack on the U.S. consulate in Libya and also the beginnings of Hillary’s 2016 campaign.

    “’As a writer, I am drawn to powerful personalities. At times, she can be divisive, which makes her fun to write,” Frizell said.

    The book is nonpartisan, according to its authors.
    NONPARTISAN MY POCKMARKED FANNY

    http://dailycaller.com/2015/06/08/new-hillary-clinton-comic-book-features-benghazi-email-scandal/#ixzz3cauXgDLX

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Network will cut Clint Eastwood’s award show joke about Caitlyn Jenner

    IN THE WORDS OF THE DIVINE MISS M…F*CK ‘EM IF THEY CAN’T TAKE A JOKE!
    While introducing actor Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Eastwood made a reference to Johnson’s former career as a professional wrestler.

    He likened Johnson to other former athletes-turned-actors, such as “Jim Brown and Caitlyn Somebody…,” according to an eyewitness, as reported by Hollywood Life.

    According to the same source, Eastwood’s comments were met with groans instead of laughter. Eastwood said he figured the joke wouldn’t go over when he presented it to the award show’s producer.

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/06/08/network-will-cut-clint-eastwoods-award-show-joke-about-caitlyn-jenner-211868#ixzz3cawfRg00

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Bon Jovi Hosting An “Evening With Hillary” Concert To Raise Funds For Hillary Clinton
    WHAT IS IT WITH OLD ROCK STARS DESPERATELY TRYING TO REMAIN RELEVANT?
    WONDER IF SLICK WILLY WILL SHOW UP LOOKING FOR GROUPIES?

    Hillary Clinton is coming to New Jersey this month to raise money for her presidential campaign with Jon Bon Jovi.

    According to an invitation posted on her campaign’s website, the June 29 “Evening with Hillary” will be hosted by the rock star and his wife, Dorothea. Bon Jovi will perform.

    Prices for the fundraiser range from $1,000 for open seating to $2,700 priority seating. The campaign is only divulging the location to those who RSVP. Bon Jovi lives in Monmouth County.

    http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/06/hillary_clinton_coming_to_nj_to_raise_money_with_b.html

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  15. Pistol Pete

    HOW ABOUT THESE ROCK STARS?

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Barbara Bush’s wish comes true! Former first lady is surrounded by family and celebrity guests including Terri Hatcher and Reba McEntire for 90th birthday bash


    The former First Lady turned 90 on Monday and was celebrating with the extended Bush clan at their home in Kennebunkport, Maine

    YEAH,LEFTIES,THEY HAVE SOME MONEY.THE DIFFERENCE IS THEY WORKED FOR THEIRS.
    A dinner and party included celebrity guests Teri Hatcher, Reba McEntire, Michael W. Smith and Amy Grant
    Mrs Bush met her husband, George HW Bush, at a school dance when she was just 16. She recalled thinking that he was ‘so beautiful’
    HEY,MOOCH…YOU FAT-ASSED,WHINING,WELFARE-SUCKING CLASSLESS INGRATE:
    TAKE A HARD LOOK AT WHAT A FIRST LADY WITH STYLE LOOKS LIKE.YOU COULDN’T COME CLOSE TO MATCHING HER ON THE BEST DAY YOU EVER HAD

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3114963/Barbara-Bush-celebrates-90th-birthday-family-reunion-Maine.html#ixzz3cb1jNqfO

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Ahead of Health Care Speech, Obama Sends Out Late Sen. Kennedy’s Final Letter


    “[T]he great unfinished business of our society”
    I WONDER IF THE WORMS ARE GETTING BUZZED MUNCHING ON HIS ROTTING FLESH?
    OK,I KNOW THAT WAS TACKY.I DON’T FEEL VERY CHARITABLE RIGHT NOW.
    On Tuesday, President Obama is expected to deliver remarks on health care in America. Ahead of that speech, a letter addressed to the president from the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, instructed to be delivered upon his death, was released to the public. In this personal letter to Obama, Kennedy implored the president to continue on in that “great unfinished business of our society” — the “cause of my life,” Kennedy wrote — in making health care a right for every American.
    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/ahead-health-care-speech-obama-sends-out-late-sen-kennedys-final-letter

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Is “Thug” The New “N Word” – #SJW Dictionary

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