The giant dollops of mockery we heaped on The New York Times for its goofy and embarrassing traffic ticket story didn’t make a dent. The ink had barely dried on that one when they pushed out another one about Marco Rubio’s “troubling” financial history.
Wow, yeah. We really need to have “recurring doubts” about letting a man like THAT sit in the Oval Office. I mean, sheesh. He hasn’t even got a bogus charity foundation to handle illegal slush funds or nothing! What kind of politician is he?!
Plus, let’s NOT go electing some elitist type who owns a “high-end SUV” or a “luxury speedboat” the rest of us can’t afford!
Do you smell the fear … and the hypocrisy?
Tweeters informed us of other notable events in the #RubioSpendingSpree:
- Marco Rubio sprung for the undercoating AND extended warranty.
- Marco Rubio once paid extra for overnight delivery.
- Marco Rubio lets his kids eat name brand cereals.
- Marco Rubio put a twenty into the Santa bucket and didn’t ask for change.