The giant dollops of mockery we heaped on The New York Times for its goofy and embarrassing traffic ticket story didn’t make a dent. The ink had barely dried on that one when they pushed out another one about Marco Rubio’s “troubling” financial history.
Wow, yeah. We really need to have “recurring doubts” about letting a man like THAT sit in the Oval Office. I mean, sheesh. He hasn’t even got a bogus charity foundation to handle illegal slush funds or nothing! What kind of politician is he?!
Plus, let’s NOT go electing some elitist type who owns a “high-end SUV” or a “luxury speedboat” the rest of us can’t afford!
Do you smell the fear … and the hypocrisy?
Tweeters informed us of other notable events in the #RubioSpendingSpree:
- Marco Rubio sprung for the undercoating AND extended warranty.
- Marco Rubio once paid extra for overnight delivery.
- Marco Rubio lets his kids eat name brand cereals.
- Marco Rubio put a twenty into the Santa bucket and didn’t ask for change.
Over the weekend this website recorded some of the highest hit counts we’ve had in a while. Perhaps they were redirected from another site,or maybe they were checking out Chrissy’s in-depth posts. Maybe they were #blacklvesmatter scum looking for reasons to get pissed off. No,scratch that. They’re all in McKinney, Texas throwing rocks at the cops and demanding all white people be killed. Either way,there are likely one or more government agencies monitoring our little garden. I’ll be waiting for the knock at my door. F*ck the media. F*ck liberals. F*ck Obama.
On June 6, a former Senior Advisor to President Obama tweeted:
I pointed out that Obama is also the first President since Carter to have a United States Ambassador murdered on his watch.
My friend itooktheredpill showed me another of Obama’s “First Since Carter” accomplishments … the longest, lowest employment rate!
For the record, I don’t think Obama can take the tiniest smidgen of credit for American Pharoah’s accomplishment, but I think he has had a whole lot to do with “building” those other two.