There are a lot of days where doing this post is a lot like having constipation. It’s difficult getting started, but once it does it can go on for an uncomfortable amount of time. I really try to avoid posting about Killary, but I don’t remember a time when somebody could suck up every CC of oxygen in the room for as long as she has. I’m getting started late, so it’ll take me through an episode of Maverick, 2 Riflemans and a Wyatt Earp just to get finished. I feel pretty goofy today so either it’ll be a good post or I’ll end up with the back door trots.
REMEMBER MY POSTING THE THING ABOUT THE WOOKIE YESTERDAY? GUESS WHAT I FOUND ON FB?
SHE’S GOT AN ASS LIKE TWO SOWS TRYING TO GET OUT OF A GUNNY SACK. I DON’T BLAME BARRY FOR BEING A CLOSET HOMO. GETTING NEAR THOSE THIGHS COULD RUIN YOU. LITERALLY. TIE A BOARD ACROSS YOUR ASS SO YOU DON’T FALL IN, CHUM