A LITTLE INFORMATION, PLEASE

Maybe it’s just because I’m a moron,but maybe somebody can help. I have a 5X7 picture of myself and Miss Olivia when she was about 2 years old that I commented to DW was one of my favorites. At Christmas she had it blown up to 8X10 and framed. I’d like to get a scan of it to upload and use as the background on my FB page. What would I have to do to get this done? Could my neighborhood Walgreens do it? It’s a really good picture and I’d like to post it. Any suggestions would be appreciated.

ON TO TODAY’S BUSINESS
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  1. Pistol Pete

    South Carolina African-American Chamber Of Commerce Urges Black Voters To Keep An Open Mind, “Consider Both Parties”

    As the 2016 presidential primaries approach, the South Carolina African-American Chamber of Commerce is encouraging African-American voters to consider both parties when choosing the next president.

    In a recent announcement,the non-partisan chamber said, “It’s no secret that African Americans almost always vote Democratic.”

    The group believes it’s important for every citizen to know the plan and perspective of each candidate.

    NICE IDEA IN THEORY,BUT THAT ASSUMES MOST BLACKS ARE CAPABLE OF INDEPENDENT THOUGHT,WHICH IS A FALLACY
    AS OF NOW THEY HAVE TWO SENATORS….
    TIM SCOTT,AN AFRICAN AMERICAN
    AND LYNDSEY GRAHAM,A PUSSY
    http://www.wistv.com/story/28978484/south-carolina-african-american-chamber-urges-black-voters-to-keep-an-open-mind

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Far Left Professor Fails Student Who Would Not Condemn Her Christian Faith
    This image of Jesus flipping the bird was included in the professor’s profile

    Read more: http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/05/far-left-professor-fails-student-who-would-not-condemn-her-christian-faith/#ixzz3ZN1ME4St


    According to a press release from the Liberty Counsel, a non-profit public interest law firm, Humanities Professor Lance “Lj” Russum gave a student a “zero” on four separate papers because the 16-year-old did not “conform to his personal worldviews of Marxism, Atheism, Feminism, and homosexuality.” The law firm has called for a full, private investigation of the professor and the course curriculum.

    The course description for the class, “ Introduction to Humanities,” claims that students “are under no obligation to agree with classmates, authors, or the instructor, in fact, the instructor will often occupy the space of ‘Devil’s Advocate’ for the purpose of lively discussion.”
    IF EVER THERE WAS A CASE THAT SCREAMED FOR A LAWSUIT,THIS IS IT.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/05/far-left-professor-fails-student-who-would-not-condemn-her-christian-faith/#ixzz3ZN0bn4JU

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    • “Please Lord, this I ask and nothing more, let me be in attendance when Professor LJ is standing before St. Peter at the pearly gates to discuss his middle-finger-Jesus.”

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I am so grateful for the people who fund and work for organizations like Liberty Counsel. They are doing what the ACLU claims to do, but doesn’t.

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Napolitano: FBI Must Investigate Clinton
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  4. Pistol Pete

    Whaddya Know: Dems To Host 2016 Primary Debates After All

    SHE WOULDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO SHOW UP.THAT WAY NOBODY CAN TRY TO MAKE HER ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS SHE DOESN’T WANT TO ANSWER
    But for the sake of appearances, perhaps it’s for the best that the Democrats will keep up formalities and host a half dozen debates this election cycle, even if HRC is contemplating skipping them. Presumably, no one likes a presidential candidate (and likely nominee) who thinks he or she is entitled to the American presidency.

    Hosting primary debates, therefore, will give potential ‘challengers’ the opportunity to lay some rhetorical blows against Mrs. Clinton—and inch her more to the Left—without jettisoning tradition. Amazingly, while the Republican nomination remains very much up for grabs, the Democratic presidential primary effectively ended last month.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/danieldoherty/2015/05/05/2016-dems-to-have-six-primary-debates-n1994734

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Our Classless First Lady: Museums are for White People

    YOU CAN TAKE THE HALF-BREED TRASH YOU’RE MARRIED TO AND LEAVE ANYTIME,YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH
    First lady Michelle Obama used a speech Monday that was supposed to be celebrating the opening of a new museum to instead dig deeper the racial divide that’s been growing ever wider during her husband’s presidency.

    “Museums and concert halls,” she said, just don’t welcome non-white visitors – especially children – the way they welcome whites.

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/05/05/flotus-plays-race-card-museums-are-for-white-people-201684

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  6. Pistol Pete

    MSNBC: Hillary Clinton’s Poll Numbers Are “Crushingly Bad” And “Terrible”
    AND EVERY SWINGING DICK IN THIS SHOT(INCLUDING MIKA WHATS-HER-NAME,)ARE EAGERLY WAITING TO SUPPORT HER ASS.

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Al Gore Threatens To “Become A Catholic” Because Of Pope’s “Inspiring” Global Warming Stance…

    IN MY SICK,TWISTED MIND I CAN SEE THIS FAT BASTARD RUSHING OUT OF ONE OF HIS MANSIONS,JUMPING INTO ONE OF HIS PRIVATE JETS, AND ZIPPING OFF TO ROME TO GRAB HIS EMINENCE AND SHOVING HIS TONGUE DOWN THE PONTIFF’S THROAT LIKE HE DID TO HIS EX-WIFE AT THE 2000 DNC CONVENTION.THAT GRAPHIC IS STILL CHILLING TO ME.

    Like Paul on the road to Damascus, Al Gore had a revelation that he could become Catholic. Not because he’s had any religious revelation, but because of Pope Francis’s concern over global warming.

    http://dailycaller.com/2015/05/05/al-gore-i-could-become-a-catholic-because-of-popes-global-warming-stance/

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Bill Clinton Forgets the First Rule of Fibbing

    He said, in answer to a question about the Clinton Foundation’s acceptance of foreign donations, that “over the last 15 years, I’ve taken almost no capital gains.”
    It didn’t take long for some reporters to realize that this claim was easily checkable and that it was misleading at best.
    The New York Times tried to help Bill out of this fact-challenged jam (something that, oddly, they never seem to do as a favor to Republicans).

    “One possibility,” the paper says, “is that Mr. Clinton’s definition of ‘almost no capital gains’ differs from that of many Americans.
    WE’RE BACK TO PARSING EVERY LAST WORD THESE TWO PATHOLOGICAL LIARS SAY

    http://news.investors.com/blogs-capital-hill/050515-751207-bill-clinton-makes-bogus-claim-of-no-capital-gains.htm#ixzz3ZN80JpOj

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Just as his definition of “is” and “sex” are different from that of many Americans.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Attorney General Lynch meets Gray family in Baltimore

    I’M SURE SHE PROMISED THE FAMILY THERE’D BE MILLIONS COMING THEIR WAY.
    The new attorney general met privately at the University of Baltimore with Freddie Gray’s family, days after the state’s attorney charged six police officers involved in Gray’s arrest. Gray’s injury in police custody and death a week later sparked protests and riots that prompted Maryland’s governor to bring in the National Guard.

    Lynch was joined by the head of the Civil Rights Division, Vanita Gupta, Office of Community Oriented Policing Services Director Ronald Davis and Community Relations Service Director Grande Lum. Lynch met with Reps. Elijah Cummings, John Sarbanes and C.A. Dutch Ruppersberger and Sens. Barbara Mikulski and Ben Cardin.
    http://news.yahoo.com/attorney-general-lynch-visit-baltimore-police-death-113807265.html

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Crackdown on Christians triggers exodus from military

    ‘They’re starting to wonder, is this going to be a place where I’m welcomed?’
    I saw a comment on FB(by CtH?) that this is part of Obastards plan to rid the military of Christians who will not fire on American citizens.

    “A great deal of Americans of faith, which is still a majority of our country, are looking at the environment and climate within our federal government and military more specifically and seeing case after case, report after report,” Berry said in an interview with WND and Radio America.

    He said the growing number of stories is causing committed Christians to ask some uncomfortable questions.

    http://www.wnd.com/2015/04/crackdown-on-christians-triggers-exodus-from-military/#M0ibjwMDdSIwvrwz.99

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Dearest and I are praying that all the Christians in the active service will get Raptured before the feds start demanding they renounce Christ and shoot at civilians.

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Charlie Hebdo staffers: There’s “no comparison” between us and the Mohammed cartoon event in Texas
    NO SHIT,SHERLOCK.A DOZEN OF YOU WERE MURDERED IN JANUARY BECAUSE OF YOUR ARCANE SOCIALIST MORES.IN TEXAS THEY DON’T LOOK TO GOVERNMENT FOR PROTECTION.MESS WITH US,YOU DIE.GAME OVER.
    These guys will be targeted forever, whether or not they continue to blaspheme Islam, and they know it. Jean-Baptiste Thoret, the magazine’s film critic and the man in the glasses here, told an audience a few days ago that the surviving cartoonist who drew the “Je suis Charlie” cover is now a de facto prisoner with constant armed protection even though he’s sworn off drawing Mohammed anymore.

    http://hotair.com/archives/2015/05/05/charlie-hebdo-staffers-theres-no-comparison-between-us-and-the-mohammed-cartoon-event-in-texas/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      There really is very little relation between the two. Geller’s event was inspired by a need to stand up for free speech and the cartoon that won the first prize money said exactly that. Hebdo’s cartoons are inspired by an elitist desire to mock anyone and everyone who has any values whatsoever. Their potty humor is juvenile in the extreme.

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Children Caught On Camera In Florida Stealing Hair Extensions, One Flashes Gun At Store Owner.
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    MOTHERS DAY IS SUNDAY.I’M SURE THEY MAMAS WILL LOVE WHATEVER THEY STEAL
    North Miami Beach Police are searching for four children who were caught on camera stealing thousands of dollars worth of hair extensions from a beauty supply store.

    Police said the robbers, three boys and one girl, walked into the beauty supply store, located near Northeast 163rd Street and 16th Avenue, Saturday.

    Surveillance video showed the children heading to a back room and stuffing a book bag with $5,000 worth of hair extensions. After store manager Nur Uddin confronted them, one of the young robbers then flashed a gun. Uddin said

    http://weaselzippers.us/222776-children-caught-on-camera-in-florida-stealing-hair-extensions-one-flashes-a-gun-at-the-owner/

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Scott Walker Wants to Make His Signature Wisconsin Issue a National Policy Fight

    HE NEEDS TO MAKE IT CLEAR TO THE RANK AND FILE THAT THEIR UNION BOSSES AND THE DEMOCRAT CO-CONSPIRATORS ARE FLEECING THEM AND LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF ABOUT IT.
    In an interview with Radio Iowa, the Wisconsin Republican made the case for a national “right to work” law:

    “As much as I think the federal government should get out of most of what it’s in right now, I think establishing fundamental freedoms for the American people is a legitimate thing and that would be something that would provide that opportunity in the other half of America to people who don’t have those opportunities today.”
    http://www.ijreview.com/2015/05/313130-scott-walkers-entry-presidential-race-bring-white-hot-issue-candidates-little-experience/

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Megyn Kelly & Bill O’Reilly Duke It Out Over Muhammad Contest

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Why Obama Will Just Keep Making the Middle East Worse

    The squeaky wheel runs on blood and on American guilt. The worse they are, the guiltier we must be. Instead of reinforcing the moderates, whose shortage of ravening hatred suggests that they don’t have any legitimate complaints about us worth listening to, the left seeks out the extremes of extremists.
    Our allies were the problem, so he started shedding them. The least crazy Muslims went first. Then Israel. Now he’s down to deciding which enemies will be his allies and he sits on a golf course, like that little girl in the LBJ ad, picking petals off a daisy trying to choose between Iran and the Muslim Brotherhood.
    http://www.frontpagemag.com/2015/dgreenfield/why-obama-will-just-keep-making-the-middle-east-worse/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      The ONLY thing that makes sense of his administration’s policies, economic, domestic and foreign, is the singular goal of “fundamentally transforming America” by destroying it.

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  16. Pistol Pete

    The Hill-Billy Cash Pump

    FLASH!FLASH!
    OFFICIAL HILLARY 2016 LOGO:

    Hillary Clinton: We knew her as a grim, charmless harridan; a pear-shaped harpy. Now, after reading Peter Schweizer’s new book, Clinton Cash (HarperCollins, New York, May 2015), we see the ultimate Hillary, one of the world’s truly scary women. Think Lady Macbeth, Messalina, Evita. Add Bill to the sordid picture and you have Bonnie and Clyde — elected to high office, and lionized all over the world.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/05/the_hillbilly_cash_pump.html#ixzz3ZNKGRLwi

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Dante would have put them in the lowest circle of Hell. I expect that’s where they’ll end up for realsies.

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Senators Ernst And Boxer Push To Arm Kurds In Fight Against ISIS
    BABS?SERIOUSLY???

    ISIS is deadly and determined, and Iraqi Kurdish Peshmerga forces – our critical partner in the fight against ISIS – need U.S. weapons as quickly as possible,” Ernst says.

    This legislation would permit America to give assistance to the Kurds, who has been a partner to the U.S. in combating ISIS.

    “The Iraqi Kurds have been a steadfast and capable partner of the United States, and this bill will help ensure they have the support they need in the fight against ISIL,” Boxer says.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/05/05/senators-ernst-and-boxer-push-to-arm-kurds-in-fight-against-isis/

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Dem Rep. Elijah Cummings On Democrats Running Baltimore Since 1967: My Party Did Not Cause The Problems In This City…

    THE BLACK PENIS SPEAKS!!

    Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-Md.) rejected the idea that Democratic political leaders were responsible for problems in Baltimore on Wednesday

    “Chris, come on Chris,” he told CNN’s Chris Cuomo on “New Day.” “You know, it’s not about personalities, it’s about policy. And you know, and I know, that a lot of the policies coming down from Washington, coming down from the state actually too, but coming from Washington are not necessarily kind to urban areas, but particularly lately.”

    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/241171-cummings-local-democrats-didnt-cause-problems-in-baltimore

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    • Everybody agrees government dependence saps the independent spirit and leads to crushing generational poverty. But THAT’S NOT THE ISSUE.

      If the white and black communities both share in this misguided government largesse, WHERE ARE THE WHITE RIOTERS? Where’s the explosive white murder rate?

      Conservatives think they’re doing us a favor by blaming the problems in the black community on Democratic socialist policies, and while that may explain the sloth it does nothing to explain the violence. And we can prove it because we have our control group: poor white people.

      Nobody’s getting upset about an impoverished Appalachian who stays at home watching Judge Judy, but a whole lot of people have issues with a CVS in flames and “Pigs with Wings.”

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      • chrissythehyphenated

        I do not understand what point you’re trying to make.

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        • Cummings: “And you know, and I know, that a lot of the policies coming down from Washington, coming down from the state actually too, but coming from Washington are not necessarily kind to urban areas, but particularly lately.”

          So if these policies coming down from Washington are responsible for this urban unrest; and if these policies affect poor whites and blacks equally; then where are the white rioters? If, Rep. Cummings, it’s bad policy causing these riots and not a rebellious spirit of violence within the black community, I ask again: where are the white rioters?

          I’m weary of people dancing around the truth as some paean to Political Correctness. And from his daily posts I know Pete shares this provocative question.

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          • Because of Black Privilege! Their poor people are more important than our poor people. Everybody knows that. And like you’re alluding to, the black communities and leadership in this country have an obvious problem which is not anybody else’s fault. They have listened for too long to the liberal racial bullshit that keeps them perpetual victims – and (too many of them) perpetual predators. They need to accept some of the blame along with their white liberal reservation masters.

            But it sounds like you’re also trying to imply that it’s more than that. Like blacks are more naturally inclined to violence than whites. To that I have to throw a penalty flag. Even if it’s true, how would we know? The cultural and political aspects, alone, could account for the one-sided violence. And to answer your question directly, there are disenfranchised whites rioting and throwing Molotov cocktails in Greece and Cyprus. There are idiot muslim youth doing the same thing in France and Gaza. I really question a racial conclusion here. Causality is a difficult thing to determine and a slippery slope.

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          • chrissythehyphenated

            Ohhhh … I get you now! Thank you for clarifying.

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  19. Pistol Pete

    Baltimore State’s Atty Marilyn Mosby May Face Criminal Charges For Her Sloppy Work
    YEAH,I WANNA SEE THAT(COUGH COUGH)
    This article was first published on Croyder’s blog. It was republished in the Baltimore Sun minus the crucial paragraph about her arrest.

    …Mosby has undermined the cause of justice rather than promoted it with her haste. She has created an expectation of guilt and conviction. But her own charging documents do not even support the most sensational charge of second degree murder, and they raise multiple points of doubt about other charges. If no convictions occur, many will blame the system as unfair or unjust, when it may have been Mosby’s own lack of competence and/or ambition in bringing charges so quickly. However much her performance raises her to star status, she will have dealt a blow to the justice system.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/05/baltimore-states-atty-marilyn-mosby-may-face-criminal-charges-for-her-sloppy-work/#ixzz3ZNQp45I3

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  20. Pistol Pete

    Bill Clinton On The Clinton Foundation’s Troubles: “I Just Work Here. I Don’t Know.”…

    He just works at the foundation bearing his name that he founded… making $100 million per speech. No biggie.

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  21. Pete, I think Walgreens can scan it for you if you bring in the print and a memory stick to put the file on. Costco will do the same thing and give you paper prints, I think.

    Some of the high-res scanners are getting pretty cheap these days if you want to just do it yourself, but when it comes to photographs, it would have to be fairly high-resolution. Sometimes the all-in-one printers are crazy-cheap because they’re subsidized by ink sales. But you can just buy it for the scanner and not use the ink much at all.

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  22. Ting

    The only 2 things that I would add to Grunt’s remarks above are 1) Walgreen’s can probably sell you the memory stick, too. Or Staples could probably sell you the stick and do the scan for you in their copy center. 2) If that doesn’t work, you can mail me a print and I will try to scan it for you and send it to you in an email.

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  23. chrissythehyphenated

    Was it taken with film or digital camera? If it’s digital, you don’t need to scan it. If film, it can be scanned from either the original piece of film or the print. Dunno what variation in price/quality is.

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