FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO, MI AMIGOS Y AMIGAS

Note to self: don’t try to post after having burritos for lunch.

I haven’t spent time drinking in a bar since 1984. Back then,mixed drinks were $1.50. Now they’re like $7-8. Who can afford that?
There are a few things I always wanted to say in a bar but never had the nerve (or was drunk enough) to say:

‘What’s a slut like you doing in a nice place like this?’
‘You don’t sweat much for a fat girl.’
‘Don’t worry about me respecting you in the morning, I don’t respect you now.’
‘I’m divorced… but not desperate.’
‘Of course I’m driving home… I’m too drunk to walk.’

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Tampax sm

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IF IT DOES,SHE HAS A BIG FUTURE IN PORN MOVIES
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THERE WAS A BIG TO-DO AT THE MET SATURDAY NIGHT HOSTED BY MS. TIGHTASS, ANNA WINTOUR. I WON’T POST ANY PICTURES OF ALL THE CELEBRITIES AND THE DRESSES THEY ALMOST HAVE ON, BUT I HAD TO SHOW YOU SARAH JESSICA PALOMINO
JUST BECAUSE I CAN
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  1. Pistol Pete

    Hillary to GOP: You get 1 shot on Benghazi

    She’ll spare them an hour.No questions about destroyed e-mails,no questions about Benghazi.The democrats,as always,led by Elijah “black penis-head” Cummings will dutifully run interference for her.Gowdy will ask her straightforward questions and she’ll go into a rambling,distended soliloquy until she decides she’s had enough.We’ve seen it many times.

    Respectfully, there is no basis, logic, or precedent for such an unusual request,” David Kendall said Monday in a letter to Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-S.C.), the select committee’s chairman.
    “The secretary is fully prepared to stay for the duration of the committee’s questions on the day she appears,” he adds.
    http://thehill.com/policy/defense/240985-hillary-clinton-agrees-to-testify-once-before-benghazi-committee

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Obama Potential Supreme Court Nominee Let Off Cartoon Gunman Because She Wasn’t Sure What “Jihad” Meant
    JUST WHAT WE NEED.ANOTHER SOP TO THE FLOOD OF ILLEGALS POURING OVER OUR BORDER.

    The Mohammed cartoon shootings did not turn into a massacre because of the quick actions of police officers on the scene. But if a massacre had occurred, much of the responsibility would rest with Judge Mary H. Murguia.
    Judge Murguia is a Clinton appointee and has been mentioned as a potential Obama Supreme Court nominee. Her sister, Janet Murguia, heads the racist hate group known as La Raza or The Race, which is closely tied to the Obama White House’s amnesty effort.
    http://www.frontpagemag.com/2015/dgreenfield/obama-potential-supreme-court-nominee-let-off-cartoon-gunman-because-she-wasnt-sure-what-jihad-meant/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Jeb Bush Marks Cinco de Mayo with Spanish Vide
    I SWEAR IF 2016 ENDS UP AS ANOTHER BUSH-CLINTON I’M NOT GOING TO BOTHER.THE COUNTRY IS DOOMED.

    All of it in Spanish-
    Jeb says, ‘my wife Columba was born in Mexico’..

    “Here in the U.S., Cinco de Mayo has become a date when we recognize and celebrate our relationship and our ties to Mexico and the great contributions of the Mexican-American community to our country,” he says in the video.

    http://www.hapblog.com/2015/05/jeb-bush-marks-cinco-de-mayo-with.html

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Final salute for a fallen hero: Hundreds of NYPD officers stand in honor guard for ‘exceptional’ 25-year-old cop ‘shot dead by career criminal’ as his body is taken out from hospital
    Officer Moore, 25, has died of his injuries at Queens General Hospital
    Demetrius Blackwell fired gun ‘at least twice’ on cop, it is alleged
    Officer Brian Moore shot in head and chest
    Suspect spent years behind bars for attempted murder conviction in 2000, after he shot at another man in a car
    He was charged Sunday with two counts of attempted murder of an officer
    He is also facing weapons and assault charges and remains in custody

    GUNNED DOWN FOR NO REASON

    CARE TO KNOW WHY COPS HATE NI**ERS?…NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH BLACK PEOPLE

    ANYBODY WANT TO BET IF OBAMA SENDS ANY PERSONAL REPREDENTATIVES TO THIS MAN’S FUNERAL?HMMM?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3067548/Officer-Brian-Moore-died-injuries-two-days-shot.html#ixzz3ZICHUGnm

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  5. Pistol Pete

    FERGUSON LOOTER Is Murdered in North St. Louis


    A St. Louis woman who was murdered Thursday in North City was facing charges for looting the night of the grand jury decision in Ferguson.

    Korie Hodges, 25, and Keerica Bolden, 22, were found dead of gunshot wounds in a duplex in the 4800 block of Natural Bridge before 6:45 a.m. on April 30.

    According to police, Hodges was facing second-degree burglary charges for allegedly taking multiple items from a Walgreens in the 10000 block of West Florissant on November 25.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/05/ferguson-looter-is-murdered-in-north-st-louis-video/#ixzz3ZIF8dLB4

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    • Any reference to “Tombstone” automatically merits ten bonus points. And don’t even get me started on Powers Boothe as the coolest Hollywood name ever.

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  6. Pistol Pete

    The pistolero prevailed

    Reports on the terrorist attack on the “Draw Muhammed” art competition in Garland, Texas indicate that the two jihadis, armed with “assault rifles” and wearing “protective gear,” were very quickly neutralized (within seconds of initiating their attack) by a Garland traffic cop armed with only a handgun.

    The bad guys rolled up at the site, exited their vehicle, and immediately opened fire on a police car at the entrance. They were able only to wound an unarmed security officer before the traffic officer engaged them and terminated the threat (and, in the process, their worthless lives).

    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2015/05/the_pistolero_prevailed.html#ixzz3ZIHYSphZ

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  7. Pistol Pete

    FOX Host Pleads With Pamela Geller to Respect Islam & Constrain Herself
    THIS IS WHY I NEVER WATCH FOX ANYMORE.

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Hillary monetizes Mother’s Day with call-from-Clinton contest

    WASHINGTON — Hillary Clinton has figured out a way to monetize Mother’s Day — inviting supporters to enter a contest where she’ll ring up Mom just in case you forget to send flowers.

    The Clinton camp tweeted out the contest Sunday, just when many Americans were scrambling for last-minute gifts and brunch reservations.

    Entering is free, but those who sign up get directed to a page where they get the chance to “increase your odds” by giving cash to Clinton’s presidential campaign. Contribution amounts are listed at amounts ranging
    from $5-$2700
    http://nypost.com/2015/05/04/hillary-monetizes-mothers-day-with-call-from-clinton-contest/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    No wonder she didn’t want a grand jury: State’s Attorney busted for Malcolm X approach
    Baltimore State’s Attorney Marilyn Mosby apparently defines “justice” the way one-time Nation of Islam leader Malcolm X did before his assassination — as a goal pursued for political gain, not as an end achieved through a system established to prove an individual’s guilt or innocence.

    That was clear from a speech Mosby gave two days before she received the final police report on the death of Freddie Gray — and three days before she announced she was charging the police involved with crimes ranging from false imprisonment to murder.

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/05/04/no-wonder-she-didnt-want-a-grand-jury-states-attorney-busted-for-malcolm-x-approach-201447#ixzz3ZIKCznNt

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Chris Matthews Says ‘Draw The Prophet’ Organizers Set A ‘Mousetrap’ For Islamic Attackers

    “Can you believe that people set that kind of a mousetrap?”
    The “mousetrap” in question was an event hosted by the American Freedom Defense Initiative. The “mice” were 30-year-old Elton Simpson and 34-year-old Nadir Soofi, two radical Islamists armed to the teeth with heavy guns and dreams of 72 heavenly virgins.

    http://dailycaller.com/2015/05/04/chris-matthews-says-draw-the-prophet-organizers-set-a-mousetrap-for-islamic-attackers-video/

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Clinton Defenders Advance an Unpersuasive Argument

    Some of Hillary Clinton’s defenders have taken to saying that voters shouldn’t pay attention to the latest Clinton scandals — the gushing of often undisclosed millions to the Clintons and their organizations by characters seeking official favors — because the charges are just one more in a long series: Whitewater, the Rose law firm billing records, the Buddhist temple fundraising, the Lippo Group.
    http://townhall.com/columnists/michaelbarone/2015/05/05/clinton-defenders-advance-an-unpersuasive-argument-n1994203

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  12. Pistol Pete

    ‘We can play dominoes and go to Starbucks’: Obama and Letterman make plans to ‘hang’ when they both retire during the President’s last interview on The Late Show
    JUST LOOK AT ALL THOSE DUMBASSES OUT THERE WHO VOTED FOR ME

    Obama taped his last Letterman interview at 4pm on Monday
    ‘We’ve grown up with you, this country … and we love you,’ Obama said
    Letterman blasted the President for only planning a one month vacation once he leaves office in January 2017
    Letterman’s last show will be May 20
    TINGLES WILL BE PURPLE WITH ENVY

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3067697/Obama-helps-launch-foundation-help-minority-young-men.html#ixzz3ZIPKZDvD

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Obama: Helping young men from poor areas will be ‘my life’s work’
    HELP THEM DO WHAT?BECOME MUSLIMS?COMMUNITY ORGANIZERS?

    Speaking at an event on the campus of Lehman College in the Bronx, N.Y., Obama said the country will “profit or pay” for what the young men in poor communities across the country become and spoke extensively about the lack of opportunities that are contributing to drug addiction, unemployment and a sense of hopelessness in these areas.

    “The good news is it doesn’t have to be this way,” he said. “We can have courage to change. We can make a difference.”
    JUST GIVE US MORE MONEY!!!!!!!
    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/obama-helping-young-men-from-poor-areas-will-be-my-lifes-work/article/2563978

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  14. Pistol Pete

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Clinton Takes Hit In WSJ Poll, Goes 24 Days Without Talking To Media

    SHE STILL LEADS ANY REPUBLICAN BY DOUBLE DIGITS.I EXPECT IT WILL STAY THAT WAY.
    A new Wall Street Journal/NBC poll finds that although Democrat support for Clinton remains strong, the percentage of people who view Clinton negatively has increased six percent since last month’s poll, as controversies swirl around the former First Lady.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/05/05/hillary-clinton-takes-hit-in-wsj-poll-goes-24-days-without-talking-to-media/

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Brit Hume: When It Comes To Sheer Audacity, The Clintons Are in a Class By Themselves

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  17. Ting

    Sarah Jessica???? She is so desperate for attention that I don’t even know what to say.

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