Note to self: don’t try to post after having burritos for lunch.
I haven’t spent time drinking in a bar since 1984. Back then,mixed drinks were $1.50. Now they’re like $7-8. Who can afford that?
There are a few things I always wanted to say in a bar but never had the nerve (or was drunk enough) to say:
‘What’s a slut like you doing in a nice place like this?’
‘You don’t sweat much for a fat girl.’
‘Don’t worry about me respecting you in the morning, I don’t respect you now.’
‘I’m divorced… but not desperate.’
‘Of course I’m driving home… I’m too drunk to walk.’
THERE WAS A BIG TO-DO AT THE MET SATURDAY NIGHT HOSTED BY MS. TIGHTASS, ANNA WINTOUR. I WON’T POST ANY PICTURES OF ALL THE CELEBRITIES AND THE DRESSES THEY ALMOST HAVE ON, BUT I HAD TO SHOW YOU SARAH JESSICA PALOMINO
JUST BECAUSE I CAN