We got you covered. Even though this is technically a Spanish favorite, normally made with Spanish wine and brandy, we’re going to call it Mexican since we are using the wonderful Mexican Presidente brandy and some Argentinian Malbec. It’s close enough. Just like our measuring system. It’s open to interpretation.
Combine in a medium pitcher:
4-5 glugs, any drinkable red wine. We are using a really cheap Argentinian Malbec. Our guests will never know.
4-5 glugs, apple juice.
2-3 glugs, orange juice.
1-2 glugs, Presidente brandy.
1-2 glugs, triple sec (orange liquor).
1-2 glugs, club soda or San Pellegrino.
1 splash, lemon juice.
1 splash, St. Germaine (grapefruit liquor – optional).
1 splash, jalapeño juice (REALLY optional).
Lots of cut up random fruit. Extra points if you have citrus or mangoes, but anything will do.
Note to self: don’t try to post after having burritos for lunch.
I haven’t spent time drinking in a bar since 1984. Back then,mixed drinks were $1.50. Now they’re like $7-8. Who can afford that?
There are a few things I always wanted to say in a bar but never had the nerve (or was drunk enough) to say:
‘What’s a slut like you doing in a nice place like this?’
‘You don’t sweat much for a fat girl.’
‘Don’t worry about me respecting you in the morning, I don’t respect you now.’
‘I’m divorced… but not desperate.’
‘Of course I’m driving home… I’m too drunk to walk.’
IF IT DOES,SHE HAS A BIG FUTURE IN PORN MOVIES
THERE WAS A BIG TO-DO AT THE MET SATURDAY NIGHT HOSTED BY MS. TIGHTASS, ANNA WINTOUR. I WON’T POST ANY PICTURES OF ALL THE CELEBRITIES AND THE DRESSES THEY ALMOST HAVE ON, BUT I HAD TO SHOW YOU SARAH JESSICA PALOMINO
JUST BECAUSE I CAN
Have you noticed the mainstream media persistently and unanimously demanding that Democrat Hillary Clinton finally start answering serious questions on current events and policy?
Neither have we.
Do you remember the three days of negative press coverage, including sexist suggestions, that Rand Paul got just for pushing back on one reporter’s questions about abortion?
Did you hear about the guy who worked for the Clinton Foundation for five years then joined Egypt’s jihadist Muslim Brotherhood?
He and 35 of his cronies just received life sentences. Another dozen or so have been sentenced to death.