THE MONDAY POST-WEEKEND REPORT

Grandson RJ Pistol’s first baseball game, scheduled for Saturday morning, was postponed due to inclement weather. They played Sunday afternoon under a bright blue sky with the temperature hovering around 60, with a breeze that necessitated a jacket. As usual his cheering section included mom, dad, stepmom, grandpa,two grandmas, and older sister. He hit the ball hard several times and recorded an RBI groundout in the fifth inning. It was a beautiful day.

THE TIME YOU SPEND WITH FAMILY IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN GOLD

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The annual DC get-together for democrat politicians and their water-carriers in the sham media where they celebrate jerking each other off while blatantly lying to the lIVs and ignoring seious felonies committed by their heroes as a matter of rote. I’m including some stuff, but you can take it or leave it.

THIS IS THE VULGARITY THAT PASSES FOR COMEDY WITH THESE PHONIES
Comedienne Cecily Strong showed just how brave comedy is in the face of power when she completely attacked Obama’s political opponents while worshiping at the feet of Hillary. Yes, true bravery.

In the second part she bravely went after a disgraced politician that had already resigned:
In this short last part, she kisses Michelle Obama’s butt for a few minutes:

Five Obama Jokes From The WHCD

1). “Being president is never easy. I still have to fix a broken education system, issue veto threats, negotiate with Iran, all while finding time to pray five times a day.”

2). “I’m so old John Boehner has already invited Netanyahu to speak at my funeral.”

3). “Let’s face it, there is one issue on every reporter’s mind, and that’s 2016. Already we’ve seen some missteps. Turns out Jeb Bush identified himself as Hispanic back in 2009. Look, I understand. It’s an innocent mistake. Reminds me of the time I identified myself as American back in 1961.”

4). “Hillary kicked things off by going completely unrecognized at a Chipotle. Not to be outdone, Martin O’Malley kicked things off by going completely unrecognized at a Martin O’Malley campaign event.”

5). “And Bernie Sanders might run. I like Bernie. Bernie’s an interesting guy. Apparently some folks want to see a pot-smoking socialist in the White House. We could get a third Obama term after all!”

SORRY,FOLKS…HAD TO DO IT

REMEMBER WHEN THE RINOS SOLD OUT AMERICA AND APPROVED THE NEXT CORRUPT AG?
WELL, DON’T FEEL SORRY FOR ERIC… HE’LL BE JUST FINE:
Eric Holder Takes $77 Million Job With JPMorgan Chase
Just after announcing his resignation as U.S. attorney general, Eric Holder has accepted a top job with Wall Street finance giant JPMorgan Chase.

Starting in early November, Holder will serve as JPMorgan Chase’s chief compliance officer, where his responsibilities will include lobbying Congress on the company’s behalf and ensuring it “gets the best deal possible” from any new proposed financial regulations. Holder will also fetch morning coffee and breakfast orders for CEO Jamie Dimon and board members.

For his efforts, Holder will earn an annual salary of $77 million plus bonuses for a job well done.

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/09/26/eric-holder-takes-77-million-job-with-jpmorgan-chase

OK, SO I’M A CYNICAL OLD FART…YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.
DO YOU THINK THIS MIGHT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIS NEW GIG?

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39 responses to “THE MONDAY POST-WEEKEND REPORT

  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama Sends Three WH Officials to Freddie Gray’s Funeral – Sent No One to Chris Kyle’s Funeral

    The White House says the head of President Obama’s initiative for minority males will attend the funeral of a Baltimore man who died after sustaining serious injuries while in police custody.

    Broderick Johnson, the chairman of the My Brother’s Keeper Task Force, will represent the administration at Monday’s funeral for Freddie Gray. Johnson is also the Cabinet secretary.

    Gray is the 25-year-old black man who died a week after an encounter with Baltimore police left him with grave spinal injuries. He is being buried Monday in Baltimore.

    The White House said Sunday night that Johnson, a Baltimore native, will be accompanied by two other officials.

    Barack Obama sent no representatives to Margaret Thatcher or Chris Kyle‘s funerals

    OH,BUT YOU JUST KNOW WHO ELSE IS GOING
    Clown Show: Vile Race Baiter Al Sharpton Heading To Baltimore Over Freddie Gray Protests, Will Lead March To DC…
    THE VILE LITTLE ATTENTION WHORE JUST CAN’T HELP HIMSELF

    My favorite part is where Sharpton claims he “resisted personal involvement” in the case.
    “I have been asked by many in the Baltimore area since day one to get involved in the justice for Freddie Gray movement. Though I have discussed it on my daily radio and TV shows and been in touch with our NAN Baltimore chapter, I resisted personal involvement until we saw what the promised May 1 investigation report would bring.
    http://weaselzippers.us/221863-clown-show-vile-race-baiter-al-sharpton-heading-to-baltimore-over-freddie-gray-protests-will-lead-march-to-dc/

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  2. Pistol Pete

    War Zone: Baltimore Erupts Into Violence, Chaos as #BlackLivesMatter Riots Rage
    Racial protests supposed to be peaceful quickly turned into violent riots on Saturday evening, closing down the city of Baltimore for some time—and creating a panic for thousands of people as just 50 miles away elites in Washington partied with President Barack Obama at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
    THIS REPORT IS FROM AM MAN WHO WAS AT THE BASEBALL GAME BETWEEN THE ORIOLES AND THE RED SOX.THE PATRONS WERE TRAPPED INSIDE CAMDEN YARDS AS THIS WAS GOING ON:

    THE RACIST BITCH MAYOR OF BALTIMORE ORDERED PEOPLE TO STAY INSIDE THE BALLBARK FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY AS THE SAVAGES ATTACKED ANY WHITE PEOPLE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE IN THE VICINITY.THE ACCOUNT FROM THIS MAN IS WORTH READING:
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/04/25/war-zone-baltimore-erupts-into-violence-chaos-as-blacklivesmatter-riots-rage/

    CHECK THIS OUT:
    Baltimore’s mayor told reporters Sunday that she instructed police to give the mobs rioting over the death of a man in police custody “space” to carry on their orgy of destruction of private property.
    I made it very clear that I work with the police and instructed them to do everything that they could to make sure that the protesters were able to exercise their right to free speech,” Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake told the media.
    I DONE TOLE THE POE-LEECE TO LET MY HOMIES GRAB SOME SHIT,BURN SOME SHIT,BREAK SOME SHIT OR WHATEVER BECAUSE RACISM,SLAVERY,REPARATIONS AND STUFF

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/04/27/baltimore-mayors-stunning-comments-we-gave-rioters-space-to-destroy-199080#ixzz3YXIsTE6D

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    • I’m so sad and angry about this. Bmore is my 2nd hometown (grew up and live right between Charm City and DC). .. to see these people so carelessly burn it down. . .

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Video Shows Russia Today Reporter Robbed While Covering Baltimore Riots

    A stringer for the Russian-owned Russia Today news network was frightened to find herself mobbed and then robbed by a crowd of unruly rioters during the growing riots in Baltimore on Saturday evening.
    SHE HAD THE BAD FORTUNE OF BEING WHITE AS THE NIGGAZ RAGED

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/04/26/video-shows-russia-today-reporter-robbed-while-covering-baltimore-riots/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Nicholas Pence, 25, and his father David, 56, had friends round to celebrate a victorious football game on Wednesday in their rural New Orleans home
    Their guests left at midnight, moments later they were both shot dead
    This is Nicholas

    This is David

    There will be no protests,no riots over their deaths.They are unfortunate victims of the ‘white lives don’t matter’ movement thats been going on for decades and has intensified lately.
    The scum weren’t satisfied simply robbing them and taking their car.They murdered both execution style.The victims probably begged for their live.We’ll never know.
    On Sunday, police revealed 18-year-old Haraqyon Degruy and her friend Dexter Allen, 17, have been charged with the double killing.

    Neither have a ‘significant’ criminal history, officers revealed.

    The police investigation has failed to determine at link between the alleged assailants and their victims, or a motive.
    HERE’S A CLUE:THE LINK IS THEY WERE AFTER WHAT A WHITE MAN WORKED HARD FOR AND THEY JUST FELT LIKE KILLING THEM.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3056812/Father-son-shot-dead-execution-style-quiet-rural-home-teen-burglars-broke-dinner-party.html#ixzz3YXLf2QNe

    SORRY,FOLKS.
    I JUST GET SICK OF A MEDIA THAT IGNORES THE ASTRONOMICAL BLACK-ON-BLACK AND BLACK-ON-WHITE CRIMES TO CONCENTRATE ON THE PERCEIVED POLICE MISCONDUCT INVOLVING FELONS OF COLOR.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Stephanopoulos Aggressively Questions Peter Schweizer Over ‘Clinton Cash’

    During the heated discussion, Stephanopoulos hyped how Democrats accuse Schweizer of having a “partisan interest. They say you used to work for President Bush as a speech writer. You are funded by the Koch brothers.”
    AND YOU,GEORGIE,ARE A PAID CLINTONISTA FUNDED BY FOREIGN COUNTRIES
    As you know, the Clinton campaign says you haven’t produced a shred of evidence that there was any official action as secretary that supported the interest of donors. We’ve done investigative work here at ABC News, found no proof of any kind of direct action.
    ALL THE CLINTON HACKS WERE OUT EN MASSE YESTERDAY TO DEFEND THEIR BENEFACTOR,WHO THEY PLAN ON MAKING TONS OF MONEY WORKING FOR AGAIN
    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/jeffrey-meyer/2015/04/26/stephanopoulos-aggressively-questions-peter-schweizer-over-clinton#sthash.iZoodUmO.dpuf

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  6. Pistol Pete

    AFTER HIS PARTNER BECAME SECRETARY OF STATE,BENT PENIS STARTED GETTING SPEAKING GIGS AT A HALF MIL PER

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  7. Pistol Pete

    THE ONLY NEWS OUTLET WITH THE BALLS TO REPORT IT WAS FOX NEWS.
    THIS RAN OVER THE WEEKEND

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Clinton Sets Record, Longest Presidential Candidate To Dodge National Press In Modern History

    THATS THE WAY IT WILL STAY.
    THEY EITHER HAVE TO DEFEND HER OR IGNORE REPORTING ON IT.THEY HAVE NO CHOICE.THERE IS NO OTHER VIABLE DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE FOR 2016.THEY KNOW IT,SHE KNOWS IT.
    THEY’RE STUCK WITH IT.SINCE THEY HAVE NO MORALS AND NO CONSCIENCE,IT WON’T BE A BIG DEAL.
    JUST PROMISE THE WELFARE PARASITES MORE FREE STUFF.IT ALWAYS WORKS.
    RNC Spokesman James Hewitt tells Breitbart News, “Hillary Clinton is sticking to small, staged events because she can’t give an honest answer to any tough questions regarding her secret email scandal or the troubling new revelations surrounding the foreign donations to the Clinton Foundation.”

    Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) previously told Breitbart News Clinton’s team realizes it must manage her.

    “I think what they are going to do is very carefully manage her appearances,” explained Blackburn, adding that she believes the Democrats will “stage-manage” Clinton through this race.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/04/26/hillary-clinton-sets-record-longest-presidential-candidate-to-dodge-national-press-in-modern-history/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Let’s see … she has the support of the vicious on the Left, the panderers in the media, and our enemies abroad. Yup. She’s a shoe in for the White House. She “stepped [got shoved] aside” for Obama! It’s her TURN! I swear … I would be 0% surprised to learn she knows the Anti-Christ and has already been promised the “kingship” of the new North American State when the U.N. takes over the world.

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    • It seems to be prevailing wisdom that ValJar is behind these attacks on Clinton. But why, besides the fact the Obama camp hates the Clintonistas?

      At this same time, Ace is now openly calling for secession, there are race riots and protests in major cities across America, Illegals have already collapsed historic American culture, and the economy is all smoke and mirrors. In other words, the AntiChrist (Obama) has created chaos and despair, and is right on schedule to abrogate the 2016 election under pretext of martial law so he may continue his unholy reign from 1600 Pennsylvania. And the Democrats — all of them — will welcome it, given the relative vulnerability of their only candidate and their open rejection of God.

      It’s a set-up, and boy will Bill ever blow a gasket when he realizes he’s been so nefariously manipulated. I guess even Slick Willy is no match for Ol’ Scratch.

      Oh, and those jokes Obama told at the WHCD were genuinely funny, and the exact sort of callow, insincere self-deprecation I would expect from the King of Lies. The Devil is a charmer.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    In 2013, The Clinton Foundation Only Spent 10 Percent Of Its Budget On Charitable Grants

    After a week of being attacked for shady bookkeeping and questionable expenditures, the Clinton Foundation is fighting back. In a tweet posted last week, the Clinton Foundation claimed that 88 percent of its expenditures went “directly to [the foundation’s] life-changing work
    There’s only one problem: that claim is demonstrably false. And it is false not according to some partisan spin on the numbers, but because the organization’s own tax filings contradict the claim.

    WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE THEY’RE SCRAMBLING TO “RE-FILE” 5 YEARS WORTH OF TAX RETURNS?

    http://thefederalist.com/2015/04/27/in-2013-the-clinton-foundation-only-spent-10-percent-of-its-budget-on-charitable-grants/

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Gay Hotel Owners Apologize to Angry Gay Mob After Meeting With Ted Cruz – Beg Forgiveness

    A boycott of Fire Island Pines Establishments and Out NYC was also organized by angry gay activists after the meeting with Cruz.

    On Sunday Ian Reisner apologized to the gay mob.
    THESE MILITANT TWINKIES WON’T TOLERATE ASSOCIATING WITH ANYBODY WHO DOESN’T APPRECIATE THE SMELL OF A MAN’S BUTTHOLE

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/04/gay-hotel-owner-apologizes-to-angry-gay-mob-after-meeting-with-ted-cruz-begs-forgiveness/#ixzz3YXWrBJn9

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Chuck Todd: I Heard an Earful From Democrats Last Night Asking, Why Is Clinton Still Accepting Foreign Donations

    Meet the Press host Chuck Todd says he ran into a bunch of Dems last night at the WHCD, some of them worked for Hillary and they were asking “why” she is still pulling in donations from foreign sources
    THE
    WHY” IS BECAUSE SHE CAN.
    WHO’S GOING TO TELL HER NO?

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  12. chrissythehyphenated

    Excellent batting stance on RJ, Pete! I’m so glad you all had such a wonderful Sunday together. 🙂

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    • Pistol Pete

      Maybe it’s just me coming to grips with my own mortality but I take a great deal of joy from the little things many take for granted.

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Steny Hoyer: Same-Sex Couples Are Endowed ‘By God’ With Right to Marry

    ISN’T IT STRIKING THAT LIBERALS READ OUR FOUNDING DOCUMENTS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY THAN WE DO?

    Citing the Declaration of Independence, House Democratic Whip Steny Hoyer (Md.) argued on the House floor yesterday that same-sex couples are endowed by “their Creator—by God” with a right to marry.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/cnsnewscom-staff/steny-hoyer-same-sex-couples-are-endowed-god-right-marry

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Clinton Hack Lanny Davis: $2.35M Donation From Uranium-One to Clinton Foundation ‘Not a Major Donation’
    Fox Host Chris Wallace: ‘You don’t think $2.35M is major?’

    Lanny says that compared to the total donations to the Clinton Foundation, $2.3 million (from the Chairman of Uranium One) is not major
    I DON’T KNOW WHO THE MORE VILE CLINTON LIAR IS….CARVILLE OR THIS PILE OF VOMIT

    This is absurd. From today’s Fox News Sunday

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  15. freedom1781

    With all these idiots protesting in Baltimore, this was a nice sight to see around here. On a church sign outside a black church in a rural country town:

    “Red Yellow Black White
    Doesn’t Matter,
    God Is Color Blind.”

    Black country folk are different than black city folk. Trust me, I can tell you lots of stories that back up my claim. Country folk would not tolerate this kind of foolishness going on in Baltimore.

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  16. Ting

    Ya’ll are so good. I am completely and utterly disgusted by so much in the world today that I think I have reached the saturation point.

    I just don’t even know what to say anymore to comment. I got nothing, as they say, to add other than BLECH!

    2 things sent me over the edge this weekend. I was reading somewhere, maybe here, I have no idea where, that Congress has issued some kind of proclamation or whatever they want to call it, that they are a small business with 49 or less employees, and therefore the Congressional staff is eligible for, and collects, Obamacare subsidies on the exchange. Are youkidding me? We know for a fact that there are a minimum of 535 employees there, and we pay them!

    the second thing – I am going to find a link and post it next – is about Rep. Tom Massie from Kentucky. He makes what he calls the 500 yard dash from his office to the floor of the House to make the votes. When you read about the BS that Boehner has been pulling to get things passed with next to nobody on the floor, you will want to burn down the whole thing. Also, Massie is one of the guys who opposed Boehner as the Speaker. He, along with Dave Brat, is being punished big time for that, when it comes to fund raising. He was elected in 2012. By this time in 2103 he had $54,000 in campaign donations from business groups and PACs. This year, after opposing Boehner, he has $1,000.

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