As promised, here is the official police mugshot of the OFG (Old Farts Gang). If you see any of them, do not attempt to apprehend (or comprehend,as the case may be)… just walk away slowly or risk being assaulted with rants about a byegone era when families ate meals together, dad had a job and mom took care of the kids and the house. You did for yourself rather than wait for government handouts. You did the right thing, even when no one was looking, because it was what you were taught. You never turned your back on a friend and never talked back to an adult. Your parents didn’t send you to church… they TOOK you. If given time, this bunch could make you feel as old as they are, or at least make you wish you were, if only for the memories. Yes,the white-haired guy on the end IS as goofy as he looks.