As promised, here is the official police mugshot of the OFG (Old Farts Gang). If you see any of them, do not attempt to apprehend (or comprehend,as the case may be)… just walk away slowly or risk being assaulted with rants about a byegone era when families ate meals together, dad had a job and mom took care of the kids and the house. You did for yourself rather than wait for government handouts. You did the right thing, even when no one was looking, because it was what you were taught. You never turned your back on a friend and never talked back to an adult. Your parents didn’t send you to church… they TOOK you. If given time, this bunch could make you feel as old as they are, or at least make you wish you were, if only for the memories. Yes,the white-haired guy on the end IS as goofy as he looks.
IF I MET THIS MAN I’D SHAKE HIS HAND… THEN GIVE HIM A HUG
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MIRTH DAY
Some time ago, Hope n’ Change announced our intention to initiate “Good News Fridays” in which we would report only the positive, uplifting stories in the news. This didn’t really catch on, though, because it’s easier (and more pleasant) to pan for gold in a cesspool than it is to find good news lately.
I THINK MR. JARLSBERG AND I ARE KINDRED SPIRITS
But undaunted, we’re taking another shot at it. Mostly because we’re absolutely sure at this point that there is no gold in our cesspool – it all turned out to be undigested corn. And so, with hip-waders pulled high, let’s wade into the good news…
http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com/2015/04/mirth-day.html
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BARRY NEVER MISSES A CHANCE TO HAVE ATHLETIC TEAMS VISIT HIM SO HE CAN PRETEND HE IS HAS SOME MODICUM OF TALENT….AND IT BEATS HAVING TO DEAL WITH THE ECONOMY,WARS,IMMIGRATION AND STUFF.FROM THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS,THE NBA CHAMPIONS,ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE ITALIAN LEAGUE SENIOR LAWN BOWLING CHAMPS.PERSONALLY,I THINK HE GETS OFF ON THE SMELL OF TESTOSTERONE.
Tom Brady To Skip WH Event With Team
Brady did visit the White House in 2002, 2004 and 2005, after the Patriots had won the Super Bowl. Before this year’s Super Bowl, White House Press Secretary mocked Brady’s performance when Brady discussed “DeflateGate” at a press conference, sniping, “For years it’s been clear that there is no risk that I was going to take Tom Brady’s job as quarterback of the New England Patriots. But I can tell you, as of today, it’s pretty clear that there’s no risk of him taking my job either.” Earnest’s rip was part of his response when asked how Barack Obama saw the issue of the deflated balls used in the Patriots’ defeat of the Indianapolis Colts.
HE MAKES 7-8 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR,AND ISN’T EVEN THE HIGHEST-PAID BREADWINNER IN HIS HOUSE…HIS WIFE,SUPERMODEL GISELE BUNCHEN IS.WHY GO BE USED BY SOME IDIOT FOR A USELESS PHOTO OP?
http://www.truthrevolt.org/node/13172
HE JUST CAN’T HELP HIMSELF
SOME COMMENTS FROM FANS AT THE CELTICS-CAVALIERS PLAYOFF GAME.
THE LINK IS TO BOSTON.COM,SO THE PAGE IS CRAP AND I CAN’T PASTE ANYTHING.
http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/extra_points/2015/04/reports_tom_brady_wont_join_patriots_at_white_hous.html
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Hillary to Attend Three Hollywood Fundrai$ers
IT NEVER STOPS
Hillary Clinton will visit Los Angeles on May 7 to attend three fundraisers The Hollywood Reporter confirmed.
The first event will be a $2,700-per-person women’s breakfast reception at Catherine Unger’s Westwood home, a member of the Woman’s Political Committee.
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/hillary-attend-three-hollywood-fundraiers
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Todd On Clinton Foundation Scandal: ‘Just Dumb And Inept’
Hillary was warned before she took office
MR. TODD,YOU’RE CONFUSING INEPTITUDE WITH COLD,INSATIABLE LUST FOR MONEY AND POWER.THESE TWO GRIFTERS ARE FAR FROM DUMB AND KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY’RE DOING.
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/todd-clinton-foundation-scandal-just-dumb-and-inept
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Krauthammer: What Strikes Me is the Unbelievable Arrogance of the Clintons Who Fully Expect to Get Away With This
Charles: They think in the end they’re gonna get away with it. Then next year, the Clintons will say ‘this is old news’
STICK WITH ME,BABY,I’LL GIVE YOU THE WORLD.ACTUALLY,WE STEAL IT.
That is a great point. The Clintons have a long history of sailing right through a scandal that would sink any Republican instantly. We’ll have to see if this scandal sticks around
THEIR PATTERN OF LIES AND DECEIT ARE EASY TO RECOGNIZE
I PREDICT THEY WILL GET AWAY WITH IT.WHO’LL STOP THEM?
THIS ENDS THE POLITICAL PORTION OF OUR PROGRAM
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‘There are people who get up and go to work every day. This is not your hood’: Judge rips gang member in blistering attack that leaves the ‘carefree’ suspect dumbstruck
O’Shae Smith told Judge Lila Statom that he shot a rival gang member for being ‘in his hood’ last month
Statom told him East Court Lakes, the housing project where the shooting took place, belonged only to the hard-working people who live there
Police said Allen was the fourth person shot in six days in the area during an ongoing gang feud last month, the Chattanooga Times Free Press reported.
Statom said she thought it was unfair that anyone had to ‘live among the violence’ that was ravaging a community where she once walked around to get ice cream and groceries or go to church.
A SHORT PIECE OF ROPE WOULD CURE HIS ILLS
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049927/Tennessee-judge-Lila-Statom-takes-gang-member-claimed-area-hood.html#ixzz3YFf4L2CI
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Cops: Robber Made Getaway On Wheelchair
Amputee, 79, was roughed up during 3:30 AM home invasion
Ballard, who has one leg, was seated in his wheelchair when he confronted the home invader. As Ballard attempted to call for help, McQuery “pushed the victim off his electric wheelchair and took the victim’s cell phone,” according to a San Diego Police Department report.
McQuery then “rode off with the victim’s wheelchair and cell phone,” cops noted.
The suspect, however, did not get far.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/wheelchair-getaway-foiled-786342
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Nashville Sex Club Claims It’s a Church to Gain Zoning Approval
THIS IS ONE CHURCH SIR WILLIAM THE IMPEACHED WOULD ATTEND FAITHFULLY
A sex club in Nashville is claiming it is a church so it can get zoning approval to locate next to a Christian school.
The Social Club, a local swingers club, recently located to a new building in Nashville. The problem is that the “Club” backs up against the Goodpasture Christian School, a large school with students in the pre-school to high school range.
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/nashville-sex-club-claims-its-church-gain-zoning-approval
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To libs, words and definitions mean whatever they say, everything is malleable. Let me share a brief anecdote:
Every few months I get together with an extremely liberal acquaintance for lunch. This past Saturday I asked her about being an atheist. She said she believed in God and was never an atheist. I responded that hearing this surprised me since we had discussed God on numerous occasions and she had professed atheism at various times over the past seven years.
She denied ever saying that, and that everybody believed in something, i.e. there could be no atheists. She said she believes in “the natural order of things” … in other words, she believes in God because she believes in physics. That’s how she defines religion and faith in God — no higher power, no higher purpose, no need for faith, certainly no Trinity (in fact, she ridiculed the Trinity and the tricky oxymoron of Jewish salvation). She has redefined her secular humanism and her belief in The State (she’s on bogus SSDI) as its own religion.
At that point, wow. Just wow — not much left to say when words mean anything.
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Sounds like one of my sisters. It took me hours and hours of conversation and questions to figure out that she really believed in a notion of God, but you had to translate her words. She had redefined the word “Self” to mean something very similar to what you and I mean when we say “God.” But even knowing the magic decoder ring decryption, it was all still very murky. How do you have a conversation with someone who has redefined all their words to mean the opposite of what you mean, in order to get past some traumatic internal grievances with God and maybe her daddy issues? It’s hard.
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MEET MAMA AGNES.
YOU’LL LIKE HER…TRUST ME
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Man who successfully got a female friend pregnant using a turkey baster wins the right to see his son
Man impregnated female friend using his sperm and a turkey baster
Robert Preston Boardwine had envisioned an active role in child’s life
Mother, Joyce Rosemary Bruce, only wanted him to be ‘a friend’
She believed that if she used turkey baster and avoided intercourse Boardwine would have no parental rights
But Virginia court rules Boardwine has the right to be involved as a parent
IT DOESN’T SAY IN THE ARTICLE,BUT I BET THE BOYS NAME IS TOM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049604/Virginia-court-Dad-rights-turkey-baster-pregnancy.html
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I remember reading about a case a while back where a gay guy had done a lesbian couple the favor of providing sperm for them to have a child. They assured him he would have no responsibilities, because THEY were going to be the parents. But when the kid got to looking at colleges, those “responsible parents” up and SUED the sperm donor to force him to pay for “his” kid’s college tuition. With friends like that …
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Not surprised. I’ve also heard of country welfare offices going after sperm donors who had been assured they would have no responsibility, financial or otherwise, for the children that resulted… but then when child and mother ended up on welfare, the caseworker decided that the sperm donor was financially liable, after all.
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Yeah, but it’s hard to feel any sympathy for idiots who ‘donate’ in these situations. Instead of abandoning one or two of your children, why not throw it all out there and possibly abandon hundreds of your own children to unknown circumstances. What a champ!
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I agree. Talk about asking for trouble!
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If You’re So Sensitive, Leave’: American Indian Actors Told to Exit Adam Sandler Comedy
this is hilarious.
You all know about my passion for old westerns.those kind of shows would never be made today,since the injuns were all either hispanic,italian or caucasian with brown face paint.They wore headbands to hold on their pigtail wigs and said crap like:’white eyes speak with forked tongue’ and injun givum much wampum for firewater’.We loved it.
Offended by satire, incorrect costuming, and inappropriate feather placement, a group of about a dozen American Indian actors walked off the set of an Adam Sandler comedy Wednesday, according to a report in Indian Country. Apparently, the actors were shocked to learn that Indians would not be inoculated from satire in the “Ridiculous Six” Western spoof, and that a comedy film wasn’t terribly interested in historical accuracy.
Things came to a head when one of the producers told one of the actors, “If you guys are so sensitive, you should leave.” [emphasis added]
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/04/23/if-youre-so-sensitive-leave-american-indians-actors-told-to-exit-adam-sandler-comedy/
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FLASHBACK: “Hippies Crying Over Dead Trees” Video
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE AMOK
While this may look like a bad Mad TV sketch, or something from the early days of Monty Python making fun of environmentalists, it appears to be legit. Both Earth First! and Syndee L’ome Grace (who also goes by Syndee L’ome Eartheart) exist.
So here you have it. Hippies, crying, screaming, throwing a tantrum…over dead trees.
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Ooh, here’s an idea. You know how they love funky non-Christian cultural practices, so let’s have one of those funeral pyre things where we memorialize the deceased, then set the body on fire, then throw some of the living relatives on top.
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Denmark Bans Bestiality After Reports of Animal Sex Tourism
Denmark passed legislation on Tuesday banning bestiality, toughening a law that animal rights activists feared was encouraging animal sex tourists to visit the country.
The bill amends a previous ban on intercourse that harms animals, something Farm Minister Dan Jorgensen argued was difficult to prove.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/04/denmark-bans-bestiality-after-reports-of-animal-sex-tourism/#ixzz3YFsOhvLD
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How Inuit women were wearing fur THONGS 130 years ago! Sexy seal underwear was donned when guests visited
Garment is part of an animal-skin display at National Museum of Denmark
It is known as a ‘naatsit’ and was worn during 19th century in Greenland
Depending on the weather, the naatsit was often the only garment worn
Other items include a diaper made from reindeer skin and fur
NOT-SIT?I SHOULD SAY NOT
DECORUM DOES NOT PERMIT FURTHER COMMENT.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3050547/What-welcome-Elaborate-19th-century-Inuit-thong-seal-fur-worn-guests-visited.html#ixzz3YFuEh36W
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I NEVER GET TIRED OF THESE
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“You still got it” … kleenex alert.
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A Whole New Meaning To “Swearing Before the Court”
YOU NEED TO READ HER COMPLAINT…ITS WORTH THE TIME
Not a Fan of Perry Mason
Meet Tamah Jada Clark, a “Floridian-American” sovereign citizen who brought a whole new meaning to “swearing before the court” when she recently filed an obscenity-filled court document titled “Notice: To F*ck This Court and Everything that it Stands For” after a judge dismissed a lawsuit that she’d filed. Clark had claimed that her civil rights were violated five years ago when she was arrested in a failed attempt to break her boyfriend out of prison.
Clark’s April 20 rant is a masterpiece of Sovereign Citizen logic, explaining to U.S. District Court Judge Willis B. Hunt that she didn’t believe for one minute he even has the power to dismiss her case:
http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2015/04/a-whole-new-meaning-to-swearing-before.html#.VTqXTCzwsdU
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