TODAYS USELESS COLLECTION OF IDIOCY

Democracy in action: 88 refugees on a boat vote to throw 12 Christians overboard to drown.
The religion of peace strikes again.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    University Detains Veteran Who Stopped Flag Desecration
    An Air Force veteran was hauled away in handcuffs and detained by campus security at Valdosta State University in Georgia after she stopped protesters from desecrating an American flag.

    BLACK SCUM

    Michelle Manhart admits that she snatched Old Glory from a group of demonstrators who put the flag on the ground and were walking on it.
    “When a slave understands his situation and understands he doesn’t want to be in slavery, he does not respect or revere anything his slave master has put in front of him, a VSU student told the newspaper.

    The inmates have overrun the asylum.I’m ready to leave now.

    http://nation.foxnews.com/2015/04/19/todds-american-dispatch-university-detains-veteran-who-stopped-flag-desecration

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    • As I understand the law, the Commie bastards have the right to desecrate our flag. The vet likewise has the right to intervene, and the cops have the right to arrest her. No winners here, but I gotta believe no jury in the world would convict this brave vet for, let’s admit it, curtailing the legitimate albeit reprehensible free speech rights of these vermin.

      Michelle should parlay this episode into some higher purpose — running for office, e.g. — because she is attractive, she now has name recognition and is an obvious hero to the right. Seems eloquent and committed to the cause, too, which is more than we can say about our “beloved” Washington Weasels.

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Nice To Be Royalty: Michelle Obama Takes Mother To Mario Batali Restaurant Brunch In New York

    The two sat down for a meal at Lupa, a small Italian eatery on Thompson Street and were looked after by owner and restaurant mogul Mario Batali.
    Batali was heard telling the photographers waiting out of the trattoria that the pair had the ‘Chef’s Roman Tasting Menu’.

    $65 FOR LUNCH,FOR PETE’S SAKE!
    Here’s the menu that Michelle and her mom got to gorge on:
    CHEF’S ROMAN TASTING MENU
    $65 Per Person * Roman Wine Pairing $49
    Puntarelle Alla Romana
    Rigatoni Alla Gricia
    Strozzapreti with Sugo Finto
    Coda Alla Vaccinara
    Formaggi
    Tartufo

    JUDGING FROM THE SIZE OF THE PORTIONS MOOCH PROBABLY HAD 15 OR 20 HELPINGS.


    SURE AS HELL BEATS WORKING FOR IT,DON’T IT?

    NOW,ALL YOU CHIRRENS SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR MOOCH-APPROVED LUNCH

    http://weaselzippers.us/221189-nice-to-be-royalty-michelle-obama-takes-mother-to-mario-batali-restaurant-brunch-in-new-york/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    The bombshell book that could derail Hillary’s campaign: Foreign donors to her foundation ‘were rewarded through U.S. policy while she was Secretary of State’
    New book, Clinton Cash, points to ‘pattern’ of donations and rewards
    Says those who gave money to foundation saw favorable outcomes
    Writer Peter Szhweizer points to dealings in Colombia, Haiti, Kazakhstan
    Revelations will be seized upon by Republicans in White House race
    Clinton allies have written of the book as an ‘absurd conspiracy theory’
    THAT THE CLINTON’S ARE CORRUPT TO THE CORE IS NOT NEWS.
    NOR IS IT NEWS THAT DEMOCRAT VOTERS ACCEPT THAT THEIR CANDIDATES ARE LIARS,THIEVES AND CLASSLESS HYPOCRITES.AT THE END OF THE DAY NONE OF THIS WILL MATTER.
    UTERO UBER ALLES

    OF COURSE,MUSTAFA…WHEN I’M PRESIDENT I’LL MAKE SURE THE U.S. DOESN’T EXPORT CRUDE OIL.THAT WOULD WRECK OUR FRIENDS AT OPEC

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3046590/The-bombshell-book-derail-Hillary-s-campaign-Foreign-donors-foundation-rewarded-U-S-policy-Secretary-State.html#ixzz3Xrgu6ddN

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Scott Walker NYC Lunch Invite Elicits Profane Response

    PROFANITY EDITED BY YOURS TRULY.WE DON’T USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE HERE…WE’RE NOT LIBERALS
    “F*ck you and your entire extended family. And the c*nt you came out of. Got it?” That was the message sent to New York state Republican Committee Director of Communications David Laska after an angry New Yorker received an invite to a club hosting an event for Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker.

    The email was sent from Jeffrey Putterman, in response to an e-mail that the Union League Club would be hosting a Walker lunch on Monday. Putterman is a New York City real estate agent.

    “Come to the big apple and offer me enough, and you can suck my d*ck. For you, considering you applaud the 1%, I’d say $1 million,” he said. “I’ll let your punk-ass friend David Laska — one of the 40 under 40 who will no doubt be arrested in a men’s room in a mid-western airport — suck it too.”

    He also told TheDC reporter to “go f*ck your mother” multiple times

    THIS REMINDS ME OF PROBABLY MY FAVORITE GRANNYISM:
    ‘PROFANITY IS THE FEEBLE ATTEMPT OF A WEAK MIND TO EXPRESS ITSELF FORCEFULLY.’
    GRANNY RAISED ME RIGHT.
    http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/19/scott-walker-nyc-lunch-invite-elicits-profane-response/

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Ad Touts Gay Support: “I Was Like, ‘That’s Our Gal’”…

    Team Pant Suits found a gay man complete with the stereotypical gay mustache to tout her diversity credentials:

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Student’s mom beats teacher unconscious in school hall after ‘kicking and strangling’ her to the ground
    THE LITTLE ANGEL CLAIMED THE WHITE WOMAN PUT HER HANDS ON HER.
    WHETHER SHE DID OR NOT IS IRRELEVANT AT THIS POINT,BUT I HAVE SERIOUS DOUBTS.MORE LIKELY THE KID WAS LYING.
    Parent Annika McKenzie, 34, reportedly showed up to the school and bypassed security to confront veteran teacher Catherine Engelhardt. McKenzie accused the teacher of “putting her hands” on her 12-year-old daughter earlier that day.
    “Yes, I fear for my safety. They can’t control the kids.”

    She’s recovering from the attack at home.

    Several kids were part of the assault that sent Engelhardt to the hospital. It was reported that students, including the cousin of the student who claimed to be assaulted by Engelhardt, punched and kicked the teacher after she was thrown to the ground.
    THE ASSAILANTS WERE AN OPRESSED MINORITY…THEY’LL GET NOTHING
    McKenzie’s attorney maintains his client only did what any parent would do.

    “As any loving parent, if someone puts their hands on your child, you’re going to react,” he said.

    ABC 7 reported there is no evidence that Engelhardt assaulted a student and no charges against her have been filed. There is, however, video of the violent assault against Engelhardt

    ITS ALWAYS OPEN SEASON ON WHITE PEOPLES

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/04/17/students-mom-beats-teacher-unconscious-in-school-hall-after-kicking-and-strangling-her-to-the-ground-196179#ixzz3Xrp2peJN

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Typical – Democrat State Auditor Indicted On Tax Fraud

    BEING AN ELECTED DEMOCRAT IS A LICENSE TO STEAL
    A U.S. Grand Jury in Seattle has returned a ten count indictment against TROY X. KELLEY, 50, of Tacoma for his scheme to keep stolen money and hide it from both the IRS and those due a refund related to their purchase of a home or refinance of a home mortgage, announced Acting U.S. Attorney Annette L. Hayes. KELLEY currently serves as the elected Washington State Auditor. The majority of the criminal conduct detailed in the indictment spans years prior to KELLEY’s election to statewide office. However, some of the criminal conduct detailed in the indictment occurred following his election.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/04/democrat-state-auditor-indicted-on-tax-fraud/#ixzz3XrsFo6af

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  8. Pistol Pete

    People Comment on Fake Hillary Clinton Campaign Logos

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Maine ADDS work requirement to welfare benefits, DROPS 80% of able-bodied childless adults

    Last year, the administration of Gov. Paul R. LePage, a Republican, decided to reimpose a three-month limit (out of every three-year period) on food stamps for a group often known as Abawds — able-bodied adults without minor dependents — unless they work 20 hours per week, take state job-training courses or volunteer for about six hours per week. Maine, like other states, makes some exceptions.
    The number of Abawds receiving food stamps in Maine has dropped nearly 80 percent since the rule kicked in, to 2,530 from about 12,000. This time limit is an old one, written into the 1996 federal welfare law. But, during the recession, most states took advantage of a provision that allows them to waive it when unemployment is persistently high, which meant poor adults could stay on the program regardless of their work status.

    http://therightscoop.com/maine-adds-work-requirement-to-welfare-benefits-drops-80-of-able-bodied-childless-adults/#ixzz3Xru3iq00

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  10. Pistol Pete

    CNN Profiles Hillary Clinton’s First Week Flip-Flops
    EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM CAN HARDLY WAIT TO VOTE FOR HER

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I hope Clinton and a Reagan conservative win the nominations so the turds in the middle who can’t stand either side will stay home. The far right has WAYYYYY more people than the far left.

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  11. Pistol Pete

    School District Excludes All White Students From Third-Grade Field Trips To Local Colleges

    Public school officials in South Bend, Ind. are segregating elementary schools students by race and ferrying black students — and only black students — on visits to local colleges.

    The students facing racial segregation in America in the year 2015 are third graders at seven elementary schools, reports local ABC affiliate WBND.

    School district officials say they do not intend for the taxpayer-funded reenactment of Jim Crow-era race segregation to be discriminatory. Instead, they say, the intent is to inform black students about college because low numbers of black students attend college.
    MAYBE?
    THEY GET NO ENCOURAGEMENT TO ACHIEVE AT HOME?
    THEY’RE CONSTANTLY TOLD THEY CAN’T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT GOVERNMENT HELP?
    DROP OUT OF SCHOOL AT 16,MANY ALREADY MAKING/HAVING BABIES THAT WILL END UP THE SAME WAY?
    JUST A GUESS.
    http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/17/school-district-excludes-white-students-from-third-grade-field-trips-to-local-colleges/

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  12. Pistol Pete

    CHICAGO INSTALLED RED LIGHT CAMERAS A FEW YEARS AGO.IF YOU GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT A CAMERA SNAPS YOUR PLATE NUMBER AND YOU GET A $100 TICKET IN THE MAIL.THE CITY RAKES IN OVER $70 MILLION/YEAR.IT WAS DISCOVERED THEY ALTERED THE LIGHTS SO THE YELLOW LIGHT IS ON FOR ONE SECOND.THAT’S WHY I NEVER GO TO CHICAGO.
    THE GODFATHER,HOWEVER,MAKES HIS OWN RULES

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    • I read some research on cities that have these things, and what they found was that the cameras do nothing to increase safety (the ostensible reason for them), but they do bring in a lot of money. That’s why the towns that have them will never get rid of them, even though the people hate them and they don’t reduce traffic accidents.

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Tuning out of politics! Sasha, 14, spotted listening to earbuds as Barack and Michelle escape White House for family nature hike
    President Obama abruptly left the White House after reporters were sent home for the day Sunday evening
    Press pool reporters were perplexed as they questioned whether something serious had happened
    The president, Michelle and their girls hiked through Great Falls Park in Virginia for around 50 minutes until a light rain sent them packing
    IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS,COULD YOU EVER IMAGINE LAURA BUSH BEING SEEN IN PUBLIC IN TACKY CAPRI PANTS,A RAGGEDY SWEATSHIRT AND A NIKE CAP?


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3046385/Obama-tries-ditching-press-pool-unscheduled-nature-hike-winds-wet-rain-ends-family-outing.html#ixzz3Xs6YMWKt

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Rick Perry Expertly Handles Pushy Audience Member In New Hampshire
    AUDIENCE MEMBER: Are you and other people running representing corporations or ordinary people?

    GOV. PERRY: But I think, that question for me, as the governor of the state of Texas … I am not an unknown. I have run the 13th largest economy in the world for the last 14 years. My campaign contributions are open. You can go look at them. Number one, I can’t take a corporate contribution. So there’s is not a corporate contribution that comes to me as a governor.

    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/rick-perry-expertly-handles-pushy-audience-member-new-hampshire

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Obama Drops Earth Day Bombshell: “This Is The Only Planet We’ve Got”…

    “Wait, this is our only planet?” . . . said hundreds of Obamabots.

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Dems STILL defending Hillary’s ridiculous ‘we were DEAD BROKE’ gaffe!
    One of the more ridiculous statements that have come out of Hillary’s wealthy pie-hole has been her insistence that the Clintons were “dead broke” after leaving the White House and having to buy a house immediately. Even the liberals on MSNBC couldn’t defend it, but luckily for her, there’s morons like Virginia’s Democrat Governor Terry McAuliffe, who was on Meet the Press.
    McAWFUL SHOULD KNOW…THEY WERE SO BROKE HE HAD TO BUY THEIR HOUSE IN CHAPPAQUA FOR THEM

    http://therightscoop.com/dems-still-defending-hillarys-ridiculous-we-were-dead-broke-gaffe/#ixzz3XsBhmq9n

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  17. chrissythehyphenated

    Yes! Finally, a Republican presidential candidate who says what I believe!

    “You think about it, in the last 50 years, there’s one Republican who has a group of Democrats named after him: Reagan Democrats. If the Washington theory were right, you’d have Gerald Ford Democrats [crowd laughs] or Bob Dole Democrats [crowd laughs louder]. They don’t exist.

    “You think about 1980—and understand why. In 1980, Ronald Reagan didn’t say, I’m exactly like Jimmy Carter, except imperceptibly to the right. Reagan drew a line in the sand. He said, There is a fundamental difference between me and Jimmy Carter.”

    http://www.nationaljournal.com/2016-elections/this-is-how-ted-cruz-says-he-ll-win-the-middle-by-running-right-20150419

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  18. chrissythehyphenated

    Breitbart screwed up big time, reporting that Rubio had supported Obama’s immigration amnesty program during his Spanish interview. This was based on a bad translation. He actually said he’d END executive amnesty.

    Rubio’s spokesman said “he believes we have to fix our broken immigration system in a series of smaller bills, starting with border security and enforcement, then modernizing our legal immigration system, and then eventually dealing with the illegal immigrants living here,”

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/04/18/rubio-affirms-hell-end-obamas-executive-amnesty-univision-interview-mistranslated/

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