A THOUSAND PARDONS

Really late getting started today. The temperature is in the upper 70’s so I took my fat, pasty-white self along with my beloved child bride, got some sammiches and went to the local state park. It’s on a man-made lake my partner and I fish a lot (during the week)….weekends it’s jammed with people from the Chicago suburbs. We sat on a bench by the water and just enjoyed the day. It’s funny how things you always took for granted suddenly become more precious than gold when you realize the awesome gifts God had granted us.

Mixing up some regular stuff with some Friday silliness.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama Regime Threatens To Cut Healthcare For Low Income Families To Force Florida Into Obamacare

    “It is appalling that President Obama would cut off federal healthcare dollars to Florida in an effort to force our state further into Obamacare,” a furious Florida Gov. Rick Scott (R) said Thursday as he announced that he plans to sue the Obama administration.
    http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/susan-jones/fla-gov-suing-administration-trying-force-our-state-further-obamacare#.VTDl1zd-Jhg.twitter

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Obama’s Communist Mentor Boasts About Lying To The FBI
    ISN’T IT STRANGE THE MEDIA NEVER MENTIONED THIS
    In a 1995 interview Obama admitted Frank Marshall Davis schooled him in “white racism.”

    “And the conversation finally ends with me having a conversation with a close friend of my maternal grandfather, a close friend of gramps, a black man from Kansas named Frank. Actually at the time a fairly well known poet named Frank Marshall Davis who had moved to Hawaii and lived there. And so I have a discussion with him about the kinds of frustrations I’m having and he sort of schools me that I should get used to these frustrations.”

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/04/exclusive-video-obamas-communist-mentor-boasts-about-lying-to-the-fbi/#ixzz3XbBbvunM

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Letterman Uses ‘Top 10’ Segment to Mock Hillary’s Scooby Van
    HE CAN MAKE FUN OF HER, BUT HE’D STILL DROP TO HIS KNEES AND STICK OUT HIS TONGUE FOR HER.

    The full list includes:
    Number 10. Iowa? I thought we were going to see Phish.
    Number 9. This is my Van-Ghazi, get it?
    Number 8. Did we hit a deer or a hitchhiker?
    Number 7. Lock the doors, it’s a Republican district.
    Number 6. No one wants to sit on your lap, Bill.
    Number 5. Polling indicates we should take the Taconic.
    Number 4. Am I president yet? Am I president yet?
    Number 3. It’s kind of cramped back here with the email server.
    Number 2. I’ll take campaign donations in gas, grass or ass.
    Number 1. Are we pretending to have fun, or what?!

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/jeffrey-meyer/2015/04/15/letterman-uses-top-10-segment-mock-hillarys-scooby-van#sthash.iK93Ljl1.dpuf

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Man sets himself on fire after he douses his car in alcohol to kill bedbugs and then lights a cigarette inside

    Scott Kemery, 44, was reliably told by a friend that rubbing alcohol was an effective way to kill bedbugs
    THE CAR WAS A RENTAL…HOPE HE HAD INSURANCE
    Kemery, told police that he rented the car in Florida and drove north to the Hamptons and discovered the car had bedbugs.

    He said that a friend had explained to him the best way to kill bedbugs was to douse them in alcohol.

    Inspired, Kemery did just that.

    However, he then made the near fatal mistake of getting into the car and lighting his cigarette, thereby igniting the alchol and setting himself on fire.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3040085/Man-sets-fire-douses-car-alcohol-kill-bedbugs-lights-cigarette-inside.html#ixzz3XbEjNWqq

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Reporter Covering Hillary in Iowa: Clinton Cruised Right On By Everyday Iowans Waiting To Talk to Her
    Megan Murphy, Washington Bureau Chief for the Financial Times tells Scarborough that there were a “ton of people” including elderly people in wheelchairs waiting to talk to Hillary in Iowa and she just ‘cruised’ right on by at one of the events.
    OUT OF MY WAY,BITCHES….JUST SHUT UP AND VOTE FOR ME

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Harry Reid Threatens to Take Over Senate for Lynch Vote
    HIS DRUNKEN DRUG-ADDICT BROTHER SHOULD HAVE BROKEN HIS JAW

    “I know parliamentary procedure around here and we’re going to put up with this for a little while longer, but not much,” Reid said in an interview on MSNBC. “Absolutely we can force votes. If we don’t get something done soon, I will force a vote.”
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/04/17/harry-reid-threatens-to-take-over-senate-for-lynch-vote/

    THIS IS THE ESTABLISHMENT FAVORITE:
    Jeb Bush: Confirm Lynch; There Should Be Deference to POTUS

    YEAH,THE DEMOCRATS GAVE ALL KINDS OF DEFERENCE TO YOUR BROTHER,DIDN’T THEY?OH WAIT…THAT WAS DEFECATION
    One of those talking points, that “there should be some deference to the executive” may cause alarm in conservatives long concerned over ongoing government encroachment into citizens’ lives, especially following the Obama administration’s lawlessness and overreach. What would a Jeb Bush presidency look like, in light of expectations of deference?

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/04/jeb-bush-confirm-lynch-there-should-be-deference-to-potus/#ixzz3XbIsrupu

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  7. Pistol Pete

    NJ Teacher Blames Third Graders For Wanting To Write Get Well Letters To Cop Killer Mumia Abu-Jamal…

    The chants from the crowd filled the auditorium at Orange Preparatory Academy during Tuesday night’s Orange school board meeting.

    “Let her speak! Let her speak! Let her speak!”

    Standing amid dozens of her cheering supporters was Marylin Zuniga, the third-grade teacher who has been suspended for having her students write “get well” letters to former death row inmate Mumia Abu-Jamal, who is serving a life sentence for killing a Philadelphia police officer in 1981.
    http://www.nj.com/essex/index.ssf/2015/04/nj_teacher_speaks_out_amid_supporters_after_suspen.html#incart_2box_nj-homepage-featured

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Caught Lying About Her Grandparents Being Immigrants

    Hillary Clinton’s Magical Accents | SUPERcuts! #186

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  9. Pistol Pete

    American Idol Recap: Bad Harry Day

    If you missed it, here’s a quick primer: When Quentin’s name was called to perform, his BFF Joey Cook (whose wedding he’ll officiate later this year) and pal Rayvon Owen were left in jeopardy as the week’s Bottom 2. When he’d finished singing, the New Orleans retail worker looked sad, some might even say sulky, prompting the following conversation:
    Ryan Seacrest: Tell me what’s on your mind.
    Quentin: This sucks.
    Ryan: OK, what sucks? Tell me what sucks?
    Quentin (gesturing to Joey and Rayvon): We have two of the best vocalists… my best friend is sitting over there. This whole thing is wack. But I’m gonna shut up right now.
    Harry (after making sure the cameras were still running): Quentin! Quentin! If it’s that wack, then you can always go home. Because Idol is paying a lot of money to give you this experience, and for you to say that to this hand that is feeding you right now — I think it’s highly disrespectful.
    https://www.yahoo.com/tv/s/american-idol-recap-bad-harry-day-022249483.html

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  10. Pistol Pete

    AG Nominee Lynch Refuses to Answer Whether She’d Investigate Hillary’s Emails
    WE ONLY INVESTIGATES WHITE REPUBLICANS CUZ THEY ALL RACIST

    The Hill reported her brief dodge:

    “In my current role as the United States Attorney for the Eastern District of New York, my awareness of this issue has been limited to media reports and therefore, I do not have enough information at this time to determine whether action by the Department of Justice is warranted,” Lynch wrote…

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/04/ag-nominee-lynch-refuses-to-answer-whether-shed-investigate-hillarys-emails/#ixzz3XbOWMYBM

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Craigslist Ads Sink Moronic Counterfeiter

    Feds: Man, 20, offered “Legit counterfeit $$”
    APRIL 14–A 20-year-old man who allegedly manufactured phony $20 bills in his Florida bedroom is facing federal charges after investigators were tipped to a Craigslist ad he placed offering “Legit counterfeit $$,” according to court records.

    Tony Torbert is accused of running his counterfeiting operation from his family’s Merritt Island home, where agents last week seized an HP inkjet printer Torbert said he used to create the fake bills.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/worlds-dumbest-counterfeiter-897601

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Furious judge sentences 9 of 10 ex-educators in Atlanta test-cheating case to jail for what he calls ‘the sickest thing that’s ever happened in this town’

    Judge Jerry Baxter called the cheating scandal ‘the sickest thing that’s ever happened in this town’ as he sentenced the teachers on Tuesday
    All but one of the 10 former Atlanta public school educators were sentenced to jail time
    The judge had encouraged all of the accused to negotiate deals, but only two agreed and received lighter sentences
    The remaining eight received harsher sentences, ranging from one to seven years in jail



    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038417/Judge-sentences-9-10-ex-educators-Atlanta-test-cheating-case-jail-case-calls-sickest-thing-s-happened-town.html#ixzz3XbRfFdli

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Even MSNBC Cracks On Hillary: Events “Staged”, “She’s Been Living In A Protective Cocoon For 30 Years”

    “Her larger problem, I think, and you can see it in just what we saw this morning. She has been living in a protective cocoon for 30 years,” Barnicle said.

    Barnicle went on to say that Clinton needs a presidential version of spring training in order to get into competitive shape.
    http://freebeacon.com/politics/msnbc-hillary-clinton-events-feel-staged-shes-been-living-in-a-cocoon-for-30-years/

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  14. Good choice on the ambassador Stevens top graphic. I find myself looking forward to a long Hillary campaign. It’s only a matter of time until the continuous dredging up of her past sins causes her to launch into a career-ending tirade, if anything can be career-ending for a Clintoon. One thing we can count on: she’ll never apologize for anything. Kinda like the opposite of Barack who’s ALWAYS apologizing – for us.

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