DEEP IN THE HEART OF TAXES

Every year it’s the same thing. The local TV stations will have camera crews outside the post office as last-minute filers rush to get their returns postmarked before midnight. My fishing buddy had his done yesterday. He does it every year. One of these days it’s going to bite him when he owes and can’t come up with the money. We filed at the end of January. Got a little back from the state, but it took almost two months to get the refund deposited to our account. The State of Illinois is broke, you see.

As has been the case all week and probably for some time to come the news is being smothered by She Who Will Not Be Denied.
I’m including a link to twitter that has some ‘Hillary is so old’ jokes. They won’t copy, so you’ll need to check it out. I should post some Yo Mama So….jokes. I have some funny ones. (ex:yo mama so fat her belly button has an echo).

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35 responses to “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TAXES

  1. Pistol Pete

    Hysterical yo mama-style jokes tearing up Twitter: ‘Hillary so old . .

    .#HillarySoOld She killed a pony express rider to keep her mail secret. #tcot

    #HillarySoOld she could be Bill’s girlfriend’s grandmother.

    #HillarySoOld every time Ben Hur is on, she screams “that’s not how it happened!!” at the TV.

    . ‘

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/04/14/hysterical-yo-mama-style-jokes-tearing-up-twitter-hillary-so-old-195283#ixzz3XP3NUsCB

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Happy Tax Day! IRS Spent Millions On Office Furniture And Toys
    THIS SHITBALL GETS MY VOTE AS THE MOST PUNCHABLE FACE IN D.C.

    The Daily Caller obtained a letter that Senate Finance Committee chairman Sen. Orrin Hatch sent to IRS commissioner John Koskinen Tuesday that revealed a bunch of insane purchases the IRS recently made, including a few million dollars in office furniture on the eve of the end of the fiscal year (when agencies have to spend the rest of their budget or else face budget cuts the next year).

    http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/14/happy-tax-day-irs-spent-millions-on-office-furniture-and-toys/

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    • Here’s an idea about spending every last dime on this year’s budget: the difference between what an agency spends and their budget will be presented at the end of the year directly to the agency head as a bonus. In other words, if the IRS has a budget of 100 billion and it only spends 97 billion, the head of the IRS gets a $3 billion bonus (or about $1.2 billion after taxes). And next year’s budget is based on this new, lower amount.

      FedGuv doesn’t spend a penny more than it would anyway, and over time I guarantee every agency’s budget would drop dramatically.

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Reid: GOP Presidential Hopefuls ‘All Losers’

    Wednesday CNBC’s chief Washington correspondent John Harwood released his interview with Senate Minority Harry Reid (D-NV), in which Reid attacked Rush Limbaugh, Mitt Romney, Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and the entire Republican field of candidates for the 20156 presidential race.

    Reid recounted fights with Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) and Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) but he leveled his harshest criticisms at Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) who he called a “lump of coal.”

    Reid ended by saying he didn’t care who the final Republican nominee for president was, because “they’re all losers.”

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  4. Pistol Pete

    A Sight To See: Reporters Desperately Chase Hillary’s Speeding ‘Scooby’ Van
    THIS IS SO BEYOND PATHETIC

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Tough Reviews For Hillary’s Campaign Roll Out From Friends on the Left

    MAKE NO MISTAKE:THEY’LL ALL FALL IN LINE SOON
    The New Yorker’s Amy Davidson wrote, “in some ways there was more substance in this week’s ‘Saturday Night Live’” skit than Clinton’s video, while The Washington Post’s Alexandra Petri said the video looked like “some sort of detergent commercial, intended to air during the Olympics.”
    Writing also in The Washington Post, columnist Ruth Marcus called Clinton’s video “relentlessly, insultingly vapid” and opined that it was like “a Verizon commercial without the substance.”
    http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2015/04/tough-reviews-for-hillarys-campaign.html#.VS6xJCzwsdU

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Rubio reverses: As president, I’d end Obama’s executive amnesty for illegals
    TOO LATE;WHEN HE BECAME SCHUMER’S BITCH AS THE FACE OF THE ‘GANG OF EIGHT’ ON AMNESTY HE STOMPED ON HIS OWN PENIS.HE’LL NEVER GET THE GRASSROOTS’ SUPPORT.

    To be fair, he never told York categorically that he’d let Obama’s order stand if elected president. What he said was, “I cannot imagine a scenario where a future president is going to take away the status they’re going to get.”
    http://hotair.com/archives/2015/04/15/rubio-reverses-as-president-id-end-obamas-executive-amnesty-for-illegals/

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Snotty MSNBC host says Rubio a ‘little boy’ compared to EXPERIENCED, ACCOMPLISHED HILLARY
    AMAZING WHAT SOME PLASTIC SURGERY AND A FAMOUS LAST NAME CAN DO FOR YOUR RESUME
    CONDESCENDING BITCH

    http://therightscoop.com/snotty-msnbc-host-says-ruibo-a-little-boy-compared-to-experienced-accomplished-hillary/#ixzz3XPIANO7W

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  8. Pistol Pete

    IN MEMORY,I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER LINKED TO MSLSD.
    THIS MAY SEEM LIKE A PARODY,BUT I THINK THEY’RE DEAD SERIOUS
    THIS IS PITIFUL
    18 burning questions about Hillary’s road trip
    Americans love road trips. As Clinton prepares for her first public appearance as a presidential candidate for 2016 in the first-in-the-nation caucus state, here are 18 questions about the former secretary of state’s own trip in what she has deemed her “Scooby Doo van.”

    1. Windows down or Air Conditioning on?

    2. What’s on the playlist? More specifically, which Beyonce songs?

    3. I Spy or Name That Tune?

    4. What is her official position on the license plate game?

    5. Who’s DJ? Is it Huma? Tell us it’s Huma.

    6. Car selfies?

    7. Does she ride shotgun?

    8. Feet up on the dashboard?

    9. How many truckers have they gotten to honk?

    10. What’s her snack of choice?

    11. Slurpee or Frappuccino?

    12. Self service or full service?

    13. Google maps or Waze or an ACTUAL MAP?

    14. How does secret service feel about the Punch Buggy game?

    15. Hotel or motel?

    16. Packed lunch or truck stop?

    17. Audio books or Serial?

    18. Is Zoe Saldana with her?

    Poll: Which Beyoncé song do you think is on Hillary’s playlist?

    http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/burning-questions-about-hillary-clinton-road-trip-iowa?cid=sm_tw_msnbc

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    • 19. Depends or generic Target brand?

      20. Yellow or green tennis balls on the walker?

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      • 21. Did they spring for the extra 30 gallon vodka tank?
        22. How much did that option cost us?
        23. Russian vodka or skandinavian?
        24. When she’s on the biz-jet, in between cities, do they use a laser hologram to make her look like she’s on the van and then use security camera images to make it look real, like they did at Chipotle?

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Dan Bongino posted on his Facebook that the Secret Service came up with “Scooby Van” when Clinton was POTUS, because he chose Scooby brown instead of the traditional black for their van.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Reminder To Media: Helping Hillary Is Not Your Job

    The 2016 presidential race has only just begun, and we already have an unforgettable image for the history books: a pack of salivating reporters racing after Hillary Clinton’s taxpayer-funded “Mystery Machine” van, like a flock of pigeons chasing after scattered birdseed. Conservative humorist Iowahawk dubbed it “the stampede of the majestic North American Throne-Sniffers.” The Washington Free Beacon spliced in the theme music from the old Benny Hill comedy show to create the perfect viewing experience:
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/04/15/reminder-to-media-helping-hillary-is-not-your-job/

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  10. Pistol Pete

    NYC Mayor And Former Hillary Clinton Campaign Manager De Blasio Refuses To Back Her . . . AGAIN…

    Good-Bill Hunting: Hillary Supporters Attack De Blasio

    THE QUEEN WILL TOLERATE NO DISLOYALTY!
    But the Clinton sense of entitlement is nothing if not insufferably consistent. She claims she’s not running for president on inevitability, then her enforcers immediately denounce the one significant Democrat who refuses to salute her.

    The aim is to isolate the target and personalize the attacks to deter others. Bill Clinton famously denounced the tactic as “the politics of personal destruction,” but his wife is a skilled practitioner and her intolerance for dissent is legendary.
    http://nypost.com/2015/04/15/good-bill-hunting-hillary-supporters-attack-de-blasio/

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Debbie Wasserman Schultz Super Concerned Rand Paul Will “Let Women Die”

    We believe a decision on a woman’s reproductive choices is best left between a woman and her doctor and I am still waiting for Rand Paul to say whether or not he supporting exceptions when a woman is raped, going to force a woman to carry a baby to term and not allow her to make that choice? When she’s the victim of rape, the victim of incest? Are we going to let a woman die? Would Rand Paul let a woman die because she’s carrying a baby or is he going to let her make that choice with her doctor?” she said during an interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer last night.
    TOO BAD HER MAMA WASN’T PRO-ABORTION

    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2015/04/15/debbie-wasserman-schultz-super-concerned-rand-paul-will-let-women-die-n1985309

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    • Such a false equivalency … for better or worse NO ONE in America is anywhere near proposing to outlaw abortion in the first two months of a pregnancy, plenty of time for DWS’s rape victims to solve their problem.

      She really does think we’re all retards. Sadly, 50% of us are.

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Prediction from NRO: Hillary will win

    By Thomas Lifson

    SHE LEAVES OUT THE MOST IMPORTANT REASON:FRAUD.SINCE THE ADVENT OF ELECTRONIC VOTING THE DEMOCRATS HAVE BEEN RIGGING MACHINES TO TALLY ALL BALLOTS CAST FOR ONE CANDIDATE.PLUS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MULTIPLE VOTES FROM VANLOADS OF ILLEGALS BUSSED FROM ONE POLLING PLACE TO ANOTHER.IF THE DEMS CAN’T CHEAT,THEY CAN’T WIN.THEY KNOW IT,WE KNOW IT.THEY ALWAYS GET AWAY WITH IT.WE CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT.

    Writing at National Review Online (and speaking for herself, not the editorial board), Myra Adams offers “Five Reasons Why Hillary Wins in 2016.” It is worth examining her reasoning and looking not to dismiss it, but rather for means of countering the strengths she cites. Presidential politics are very challenging for the GOP these days, and demographic trends, spurred by immigration policy, do not favor conservatives.

    Reason number one: “First Female President”

    The Democrats discovered and brilliantly exploited the “historic first” strategy with Barack Obama, foisting a radical, inexperienced rookie senator on us. There are about four times more women than blacks, so the historic first strategy has an excellent chance of working again, and it is probably Hillary’s strongest card.

    Reason number two: “The Electoral College Is the GOP’s Worst Enemy”

    Reason number three: “Obama’s Third Term”

    Reason number four: “Bill Clinton’s Third Term”

    Reason number five: “Republicans and the General-Election Curse”

    This comes down to a demography argument:

    The trouble is that older, whiter, richer male college graduates — the kind of voters who show up for midterm elections and vote Republican — are overwhelmed by the sheer number of female, younger, poorer, less educated, and less white voters who tend to flood the polls in presidential-election years. And, as I mentioned earlier, Clinton will target these same voter groups as she tries to assemble the coalition that gave Obama his two victories.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2015/04/prediction_from_nro_hillary_will_win.html#ixzz3XPPt71aK

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Today Anchor to Paul’s Wife: After Guthrie, Did You Coach Rand on How to Speak to Women Reporters?

    LUCKY FOR THIS TACKY BITCH MRS. PAUL HAS TOO MUCH CLASS TO SLAP THE TASTE OUT OF HER MOUTH
    Kelley Paul responded that it was hard for her to watch him being criticized as a sexist, because “that’s not who he is.” Paul explained that her husband has no problems with women; in fact his longtime surgical partner of over ten years was a woman. Kotb was not swayed by this answer though and then asked “d]id you give some advice after that? Did you say, ‘Okay honey, here are some ABC’s, let’s go through them.’ Do you do that?”

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/kristine-marsh/2015/04/14/today-anchor-pauls-wife-after-guthrie-did-you-coach-rand-how-speak#sthash.HZ7C0REc.dpuf

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Valerie Jarrett Kisses Reporters Before Interview
    UNBIASED MY ASS
    THE HILDEBEAST WAS ONCE THE MOST POWERFUL WOMAN IN THE COUNTRY.FOR THE TIME BEING,THIS IRANIAN RASPUTIN IS.

    President Barack Obama’s top adviser, Valerie Jarrett, went around the table and kissed reporters before an interview this morning on MNSBC’s Morning Joe. The moment was briefly captured on live television before the network cut away to a commercial break.
    Jarrett’s first step is toward the BBC’s Katty Kay. “Hi, there,” Jarrett’s heard whispering as she leans in for a hug and kiss. Kay is “Anchor for BBC World News America in Washington.”

    Then the senior White House adviser just as warmly greets Cokie Roberts, a National Public Radio contirbutor.

    As the segment heads toward a commercial break, host Joe Scarborough can be heard saying, “Valerie, come give me a hug.”

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Wasserman Schultz draws smallest crowd ever; makes embarrassingly childish remark about Marco Rubio
    In true DWS fashion, the Florida congresswoman and chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee fired off a tweet Monday attacking 2016 presidential candidate Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Fla., and it backfired brilliantly.

    “As Marco Rubio announces for #GOP #2016 nom. today, it’s important to remember he is no new leader w/ fresh ideas”

    That was after she spoke to a crowd of about 10 people at the Courtyard Marriott Hotel in Miami earlier in the day and called Rubio a “prune wrapped in tinsel.”

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/04/14/wasserman-schultz-draws-smallest-crowd-ever-makes-embarrassingly-childish-remark-about-marco-rubio-195472#ixzz3XPVwCxlt

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Ben Stein: Give Me a Break! Hillary Clinton Is a Shakedown Artist

    Ben Stein: Well, I don’t care about the van. The thing Hillary is saying, we got to have a narrative for everyday people. What was her fee for a speech last year, $250,000, $300,000, for 45 minutes work? And she’s trying to identify with ordinary people? Give me one small break, please! I mean, this is a woman who has been shaking down America’s biggest corporations. Shaking down our Arab friends in the middle east for money for her foundation. Shaking down everybody she knows for money for her campaign. And she’s talking about the everyday people? Giver me a break! Sly and the Family Stone, I love everyday people. But that ain’t Hillary.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/04/ben-stein-give-me-a-break-hillary-clinton-is-a-shakedown-artist-video/

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Video || The Press Can’t Figure Out Why Hillary is Running

    I’m not even sure she really wants to run. There doesn’t seem to be any joy in the effort, as Rich Lowry points out today. The whole thing just has it’s own momentum, rolling ahead, divorced from any substantive landmarks.

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    • Reminds me of the Fred Thompson and Newt Gingrich campaigns. As others have mentioned, it may just be about the $2.5B in donations and contributions to her foundation.

      BTW, do you know how Hillary made that miraculous fortune trading cattle futures? On a regular basis the owner of Tyson Foods (based in Arkansas) would buy two cattle futures contracts betting on opposite sides. The winning contract would go into Hillary’s account; old man Tyson would eat the other one. That way he could legally buy influence with the Arkansas governor.

      And how did they afford that million-dollar estate in New York when they “had no money?” They charged the Secret Service rent. For real.

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      • Pistol Pete

        IIRC,it was their bag man,Terry McCauliffe who bought their place in Chappaqua for them.I think they paid him back after they pawned all the swag they stole when they left the White House.

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Senate Panel Passes Bill To Give Up Or Down Vote On Iran Deal, Obama Concedes He Will Sign Bill

    IF ANYBODY THINKS OBAMA GIVES A RAT’S ASS WHAT CONGRESS SAYS,I’VE GOT SOME BEACHFRONT PROPERTY IN NEBRASKA TO SELL YOU…CHEAP.
    President Obama ended months of stonewalling and agreed Tuesday that he would sign legislation allowing lawmakers to review any nuclear deal with Iran, after Democrats and Republicans on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee banded together to unanimously approve compromise language.
    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/panel-passes-iran-bill-19-0/article/2563031

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  19. Pistol Pete

    Brit Hume: Hillary Clinton Ordinary Person?

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