THE DAY AFTER THE NIGHT BEFORE

The cold front that moved through and clashed with the warm front causing yesterday’s weather has dropped the temperature some 20 degrees. The skies are clear, the sun is shining, and you would never guess what happened here last night. Gov. Rauner is having a news conference as I type this promising disaster aid for the area that was left with 2 dead, 6 seriously injured and millions in losses. Just a reminder how helpless man is against God’s power.

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THE OBAMAS ARE SHOOTING A PILOT FOR A NEW TV SERIES CALLED: DORK AND WINDY
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Cheney Reaction

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  1. Pistol Pete

    ‘We don’t want another Ferguson circus’: Walter Scott family ‘bar Rev Al Sharpton from the funeral to avoid over-the-top attention’

    Source close to Scott family say they have told the Reverend to stay away
    Rev Al Sharpton was vocal after Michael Brown was shot in Ferguson
    He was criticized for stirring up rage as Missouri city was hit by violence
    Family of father-of-four Walter Scott are planning relatives-only memorial service at home in North Charleston, South Carolina
    His killing has grabbed national attention after video emerged showing white officer Michael Slager shooting him in the back
    New video from Slager’s car shows no violent conflict before Scott ran off

    EXPECTING SHARPTONGUE TO STAY AWAY FROM A TV CAMERA WHEN HE CAN SHOW HIS ASS IS LIKE ASKING A FISH TO STOP SWIMMING.
    ‘RACIIALATE WE MUCH!’

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3033109/We-don-t-want-Ferguson-circus-Walter-Scott-family-bar-Rev-Al-Sharpton-funeral-avoid-attention.html#ixzz3Wvi0qB7P

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Memories Pizza Reopens To Packed House, Lib Protesters Fail To Show…

    A northern Indiana pizzeria that closed after its owner said his religious beliefs wouldn’t allow him to cater a gay wedding opened Thursday to a full house of friends, regulars and people wanting to show their support.

    “It’s a relief to get going again and try to get back to normal,” said Kevin O’Connor, owner of Memories Pizza.

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/apr/9/memories-pizza-walkerton-indiana-reopens-after-gay/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    MSNBC’s Ed Schultz: “At This Point We Have No Idea Where Clinton Is On A Number Of Issues”
    THAT DEPENDS,SPECIAL ED:HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE AND WHAT’S IT WORTH TO YOU?

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  4. Pistol Pete

    New television comedy ‘Halal in the Family’ calls Obama a Muslim
    A new comedy show titled, “Halal in the Family” is designed to ease negative stereotypes toward Muslims – and straightaway it used President Obama to do it.

    Aasif Mandvi stars in the new web series being released April 9 on Funny or Die. In the clip from the show, he is trying to console his fictional daughter who was being teased online for her ethnicity.

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/04/07/new-television-comedy-halal-in-the-family-calls-obama-a-muslim-193225#ixzz3Wvl9Hgw2

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  5. Pistol Pete

    They Like Big Butts and They Cannot Lie

    Mens obsession with the female derrière’ may be evolutionary, according to a new study from the University of Texas at Austin, research that dates men’s preference for curvy backsides to prehistoric times. According to the study, men prefer women with a 45.5-degree curve from their back to their rear ends. These curvaceous gals had an evolutionary advantage in that they appeared able to bear multiple children easily.

    http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2015/04/they-like-big-butts-and-they-cannot-lie.html#.VSgQcCzwsdU

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Cops: Woman Pooped Inside Box At Kmart

    Shopper’s vile act was caught on security cams
    Melissa Jacobson, 49, was busted Monday night after she allegedly slipped behind a cash register at the Racine business and urinated and defecated in a box full of store security tags.

    At the time of her arrest, Jacobson was wearing a shirt with a picture of a dump truck and the phrase “Dropping A Load,” a cop noted
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/kmart-pooper-popped-765920

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  7. Pistol Pete

    This is not at all on the list of ways you think you might die
    OBVIOUSLY THE GUY IS GAY AND THE MONKEY IS A MUSLIM INTENT ON STONING HIM FOR BREAKING SHARIA LAW.

    A 17-year-old has lost his life after he was hit on the head by a brick thrown by a monkey from the top of a building in Chandigarh in Haryana and Punjab, northern India. The victim, Harry, who used to work in a garment store, was standing outside the shop on March 31 when he was hit by the brick reportedly thrown by a monkey.

    http://iotwreport.com/?p=281469#fi7u06cz78SiDKo1.99

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Mother arrested after driving six CHILDREN who had just been in a fight to another location so they could continue the brawl where one boy, 14, was shot in the leg
    LaKenya Hall of Kenner, Lousiana was arrested after driving six children to a fight
    This after they had already been in a fight at their bus stop
    Two of the chidlren were Hall’s, ages 15 and 11, and one boy, 14, was shot in the leg
    Hall was charged with six counts of contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile and disturbing the peace
    Her two sons as well as the man who shot the child Hall brought to the fight were also arrested
    ANOTHER NOMINEE FOR MOTHER OF THE YEAR

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3033057/Mom-charged-driving-6-kids-fight-1-gets-shot.html#ixzz3Wvpl53iA

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  9. Pistol Pete

    SHOCK VIDEO>>> 19 Yr-Old Michigan Girl Runs Over Rival After Street Brawl
    It’s not the first time the woman dragged someone under her car.
    The Daily Mail reported:
    THIS IS THE BLIND RAGE I KEEP TALKING ABOUT:

    A 19-year-old woman is wanted by police after video appeared online this week, showing the teenager hitting and running over a rival with her car in a ruthless street fight.

    Grand Rapids, Michigan Police have an arrest warrant out for suspect Jalin Smith-Walker in connection to the Monday evening fight, but as of Thursday morning authorities say they are still attempting to locate the young woman.

    And this isn’t the first time that Smith-Walker has been accused of wreaking havoc with her car. In December, she was arrested for dragging a mall security guard several feet when he tried to stop her on suspicion of shoplifting.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/04/shock-video-19-yr-old-michigan-girl-runs-over-rival-after-street-brawl/

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Lonely shepherd found dead ‘after having sex with scarecrow that he’d dressed in wig and lipstick’
    Body of Jose Alberto, 58, discovered at home in Argentina by neighbours
    They reported smell coming from his house in city of San Jose de Balcare
    Was found lying next to scarecrow wearing lipstick and long-haired wig
    Prosecutor working on assumption he died during sex with the scarecrow
    THAT’S SOME KIND OF LONELY,RIGHT THERE

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3024460/Lonely-shepherd-dead-having-sex-scarecrow-d-dressed-wig-lipstick.html#ixzz3WvsUpJVF

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Okay, this is worse than “killed by monkey brick.” I think God is really messing with us this week.

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Grandma is a centerfold

    The residents of Barberton’s Pleasant Pointe assisted living facility made a calendar. And most are showing a lot of skin.

    http://iotwreport.com/?p=280020#Eer2cbvVEsHqv7At.99

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Twitter Erupts on Rand Paul For Walking Off Interview
    WHEN IS HE GOING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT AN AMORAL, FILTHY, DIRTY, EMOTIONLESS BAG OF BASTARDS THESE LEFTISTS ARE?
    A reporter from The Guardian begins this video clip below with, “ONE more question” to Rand Paul. After answering the question, the reporter launches into another question, Rand Paul walks off and now the headline is, “Rand Paul storms out of another interview”

    So did Rand storm out? No, he didn’t
    CNN was waiting on him to do an interview right after the questioning.
    http://www.hapblog.com/2015/04/twitter-erupts-on-rand-paul-for-walking.html

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  13. Pistol Pete

    WTF Moment: Biden Steals Baby’s Pacifier, Sucks On It
    THIS MUST BE PART OF HIS VICE-PRESIDENTIAL DUTIES

    Vice President Joe Biden has been accused of putting his foot in his mouth before – but a toddler’s pacifier?

    And not just any toddler– Jasper Michael Brown Quintana is the grandson of former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg.
    http://nation.foxnews.com/2015/04/10/biden-didnt-put-his-foot-his-mouth-time

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Clinton: Becoming a grandmother has ‘spurred me to speed up’

    Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton released a new epilogue to her 2014 book Hard Choices online on Friday, just days before she is expected to announce her presidential campaign.

    In the epilogue, published online by The Huffington Post and added to the paperback addition of the memoir, she recounts the birth of her granddaughter Charlotte — and says it has motivated her to continue her public work.

    IS THERE ANYBODY WHO DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING? SHE’S ANNOUNCING HER INTENDED TAKEOVER OF THE CROWN SUNDAY IN IOWA. DON’T BE SURPRISED IF SHE’S GOT HER GRANDBABY PROP WITH HER.
    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/238424-clinton-adds-epilogue-to-2014-book

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      What a load of diaper dung. “I wuvs my new grandbaby so much, I’m going to hit the road and campaign 24-7 for the most demanding job in the country!”

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  15. Funny-times-1000 today, Pete. Well done! 🙂

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  16. Pistol Pete

    I remember I was about 6;I had a pet chicken named Alice.I fed her every day.one day I went to the chicken coop and she had died.I cried for hours.I buried her behind the tool shed and made a little cross for her.Even though I had lost a father and a brother,I was too young to realize it at the time.This was my first real loss.

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