Obama Blames Climate Change for Daughter’s Asthma

Washington (World News Bureau) – President Obama told an interviewer on Wednesday’s Good Morning America that climate change “got personal” for him when his daughter Maleinko experienced an asthma attack.

“What I can relate to is the fear a parent has when your four-year-old daughter comes up to you and says, ‘Daddy, I’m having trouble breathing. Please put out that cigarette.’ The fright you feel is terrible – nobody should be driven to smoke because of the fear of climate change.”
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4 responses to “Obama Blames Climate Change for Daughter’s Asthma

  1. Pistol Pete

    i saw this on Yahoo news,right after the crap about how he’s going to miss his chirrens.Notice he’s still smoking.Chewing Nicorette gum in public for years is a dead giveaway.It’s what I used to do when I had to be someplace I couldn’t light up.


  2. Ting

    That is so goofy it really made me laugh! I have no trouble believing he might actually make that statement. They say all good comedy has a basis in truth.


  3. chrissythehyphenated

    Obamacrats have ruined satire. The real stuff sounds ridiculous and the made up stuff sounds plausible.