TOOZDEAZ BITZ N PEASES

Not a whole lot going on today aside from the big runoff in Chicago. Our elections involved only some county positions and some district referenda. Of course, I voted straight republican so some candidates would get at least one vote. In other news:

Rand Paul declared for president
Obama still hates Christians and Jews
The First Brood Mare is still a classless tramp.

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YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOB
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Michael J. Fox and his vest in the 1985 movie Back to the Future.</e

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  1. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA BASHES CHRISTIANS at Easter Prayer Breakfast – No Mention of Christian Persecution
    Barack Obama spoke at the annual Easter Prayer Breakfast this morning in the White House.
    He bashed Christians.

    “On Easter I do reflect on the fact that as a Christian I am supposed to love. And, I have to say that sometimes when I listen to less than loving expressions by Christians, I get concerned. But that’s a topic for another day. (laughter) Where there is injustice, I was about to veer off.”

    Once again Obama did not use the opportunity to speak out against Christian persecution in the world.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Not that he knows diddly about real Christianity. Jesus had plenty of “less than loving” things to say to the hypocritical, narcissistic leaders of His day.

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Former White House Staff: Clintons Were ‘Paranoid,’ Called Secret Service ‘Pigs’

    An excerpt from former Bloomberg News reporter Kate Anderson Bower’s new book “The Residence: Inside the Private World of the White House” was published by Politico Magazine, and it doesn’t exactly paint the Clintons in the best light.
    Former White House usher Skip Allen tells Brower the Clintons were “about the most paranoid people I’d ever seen in my life.” Another usher Chris Emery was fired because he taught former first lady Barbara Bush how to use a computer, and later took her call when she had technical problems. But the Clintons saw his call log, became convinced he was informing on them, and found a pretense to fire him.
    http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/07/former-white-house-staff-clintons-were-paranoid-called-secret-service-pigs/

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    • We know who the pigs are.

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      • Pistol Pete

        From everything I’ve read she’s an absolute nightmare to try to protect.She thinks they should feel honored to take her abuse.

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        • They’re disgusting people. I have Deputy Patterson’s interviews on tape. He was one of the principal guards of the Governor’s Mansion in Little Rock when they defiled, I mean occupied, that residence. My favorite part is how Bill basically was the only parent who had anything to do with Chelsea after she was born. Hillary was almost completely absentee, probably busy with Whitewater deals and hiring private detectives to harass Bill’s girlfriends.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I just read RCP’s BHO disapproval is at 60%. I wonder what it is among the WH staffers … not the Obama-philes, but the ones who stay and serve whoever wins. I’m guessing photographer Pete Souza is fed to the teeth with this administration. First, he released that Obama with Pinocchio nose pic. Now, he’s released multiple photos of both of them with bunny ears.

      http://www.ijreview.com/2015/04/289880-times-white-house-photographers-put-bunny-ears-obama-today/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Obama Bashes “Foolish” Scott Walker For Not Trusting Iranian Regime (Video) …Update: Walker Responds
    President Obama attacked “foolish” Scott Walker for promising to revoke Obama’s sham nuclear agreement with the America-hating Iranian regime.

    Obama, who had absolutely no foreign policy experience when he was elected president, said Walker needed to take some time to “bone up on foreign policy.”

    UPDATE: Walker responds.

    “President Obama’s failed leadership has put him at odds with many across the country, including members of his own party, and key allies around the world. Americans would be better served by a president who spent more time working with governors and members of Congress rather than attacking them. Whether it is cutting a bad deal with Iran, calling ISIS the JV squad, or touting Yemen as a success story, Obama’s lack of leadership has hurt America’s safety and standing in the world.” – Governor Scott Walker
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/04/obama-bashes-foolish-scott-walker-for-not-trusting-iranian-regime-video/

    ‘Nothing personal,’ White House says of Obama jabs at Walker
    HEH,HEH,HEH.JUST BUSINESS,NO BIG DEAL
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    First, Obama ripped Walker last month for signing into law a right-to-work bill. Then, in an interview with NPR published Tuesday, the president said Walker needed to “bone up on foreign policy” after suggesting he would undo any nuclear pact with Iran were he to win control of the White House.

    Yet, the White House insists that Obama isn’t going out of his way to rip Walker.
    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/nothing-personal-white-house-says-of-obama-jabs-at-walker/article/2562657

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      “On Easter I do reflect on the fact that as a Christian I am supposed to love. And, I have to say that sometimes when I listen to less than loving expressions by Christians, I get concerned.”

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Key Witness: Prosecutor Manipulated Me Into Falsely Testifying Against Scooter Libby

    PAT FITZGERALD WAS TOUTED BY THE PRESS AS A TOUGH,NO-NONSENSE PROSECUTER.HE’S A PARTISAN BULLY AND A HACK.HE INDICTED ROD BLAGOJEVICH IN ILLINOIS JUST BEFORE THE INVESTIGATION WAS ABOUT TO REACH OBAMA.
    THE GRAND JURY IN THE LIBBY TRIAL WAS DISAPPOINTED BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO GET CHENEY.
    Judith Miller, the former New York Times reporter, has blown a big hole in the case against Lewis “Scooter” Libby, convicted of lying to avoid blame for outing a CIA agent. Miller was a key witness in Libby’s trial, but in her new book she has repudiated her testimony.

    Libby was “railroaded in his conviction” by Special Counsel Patrick J. Fitzgerald, she said in an interview on Fox News yesterday.
    http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/key-witness-prosecutor-manipulated-me-falsely-testifying-against-scooter-libby_911815.html?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Judge Of Teacher-Student Sex Case: ‘What Young Man Would Not Jump On That Candy?’
    EVERY BLACK MAN’S FANTASY…A PRETTY WHITE WOMAN

    Ginnetti’s two crimes — institutional sexual assault and disseminating sexually explicit materials — carry a maximum combined prison sentence of 14 years in Pennsylvania.
    A former high school calculus teacher from the suburbs of Philadelphia was sentenced to 30 days in jail and 60 days under house arrest on Friday for her role in a 2013 sexual fling with a male student who was 17 at the time.

    In addition to getting lyrically and directly to the heart of the matter concerning Ginnetti’s behavior, Judge Page sternly told the ex-teacher that penitence only goes so far.

    “One bad day because of sexual hunger has resulted in all this avalanche of harm,” Page scolded, according to the Inquirer.

    “I don’t believe you’re a bad human being,” the judge added. “You did a bad act. So I have to punish you.”

    WE NEED AN INVESTIGATION!TAKE HIM BEFORE THE ETHICS COMMITTEE! DISBAR HIM!
    WHAT?HE’S BLACK?NEVER MIND THEN
    http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/07/judge-of-teacher-student-sex-case-what-young-man-would-not-jump-on-that-candy/

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Easter at the White House: Michelle Obama gets in stretch pants, shakes her rump
    IT IS HEARTBREAKING HOW THESE SQUATTERS HAVE CHEAPENED AND BECLOWNED THE ONCE-RESPECTED OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY.
    The 137th annual Easter Egg Roll festivities drew an estimated 35,000 people to the White House Monday morning.

    Years of tradition and decorum were abandoned as the first lady Michelle Obama took the opportunity to shake her tail feather in front of cameras once again.
    SHE THINKS ‘SOUL TRAIN’ IS STILL AUDITIONING
    FIRST VIDEO I HAD IN QUEUE WAS PULLED.HOPE THIS ONE MAKES IT

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/04/07/easter-at-the-white-house-michelle-obama-gets-in-stretch-pants-shakes-her-rump-193216#ixzz3Wf46MViU

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Was “be-clowned” a word before them or did they make it a necessary addition to the language?

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  8. Pistol Pete

    John McCain To Run For Re-Election In 2016

    HE’S ADDICTED TO THE POWER AND THE ADORATION FROM THE LEFT AS HE CONTINUALLY SCREWS OVER THE CONSERVATIVES HE CLAIMS TO REPRESENT
    ”I say watch me,” he said. “Take a look. Take a look at my 18-hour days. Take a look at the hearings we have. Take a look at my legislative accomplishments.”
    THERE HAS NEVER BEEN AN IMPORTANT PIECE OF LEGISLATION WHERE HIS VOTE WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE WHEN HE WAS NOT ACROSS THE AISLE JERKING OFF KENNEDY OR SCHUMER.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/04/07/john-mccain-to-run-for-re-election-in-2016/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I didn’t used to be a cynic but since November 7, 2012, I’ve been forced to wake up and admit Pete’s been right all along. The Left will pick the GOP candidate and then make sure he can’t win.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Next Tsunami Of Illegal Alien Children Surging Across Border At Higher Rate Than Last Summer…

    The second wave of unaccompanied illegal immigrant children has begun, with more than 3,000 of them surging across the Mexican border into the U.S. last month — the highest rate since the peak of last summer’s crisis and a warning that another rough season could be ahead.

    Immigration officials warned that they expected another surge as the weather improved. Although the numbers are down some 40 percent compared with last year’s frenetic pace that sparked a political crisis for the Obama administration, fiscal year 2015 is shaping up to mark the second-biggest surge on record.
    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/apr/6/illegal-immigrant-children-surge-across-border-at-/

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  10. Pistol Pete

    DHS Admits That 40 Americans Who Fought For ISIS Overseas Have Been Allowed Back Into U.S. , Keeping “Close Tabs On Them”

    WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
    “We have in fact kept close tabs on those who we believe have left and those who’ve come back,” Johnson responded. “A number have been arrested or investigated and we have systems in place to track these individuals. But you can’t know everything.”
    Ironically enough, while Jeh Johnson says the government “can’t know everything” about home grown terrorists, it knew the Tsarnaev brothers, the Boston bombers, were accepting tens of thousands of dollars worth of welfare benefits and did nothing to stop their deadly plot.
    http://weaselzippers.us/219889-dhs-admits-40-americans-who-fought-with-isis-overseas-have-been-allowed-back-into-u-s-keeping-close-tabs-on-them/

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Obama WH Smeared Bergdahl’s Platoon Mates When They Knew They Were Telling the Truth

    The Obama administration smeared and lied about Bowe Bergdahl’s platoon mates when they knew they were telling the truth about the deserter Bergdahl.
    The Obama administration knew that Bergdahl, was planning on “going over to the other side” when he deserted. A military investigation discovered that Bergdahl was hoping to escape to Uzbekistan and then to Russia.
    THANK GOODNESS FOR FOX NEWS

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/04/obama-wh-smeared-bergdahls-platoon-mates-when-they-knew-they-were-telling-the-truth-video/

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  12. Pistol Pete

    ‘Am I missing something?’ – Morning Mika SPEECHLESS at Ariana Huffington’s response to Hillary scandal

    Mika Brzezinski was shocked and speechless after questioning Huffington Post owner and editor Ariana Huffington on new information that fuels speculation of corruption at the State Department during Hillary’s tenure as Secretary.
    IT’S HARD TO IMAGINE THIS HUNGARIAN HORE WAS GIVING THE REPUBLICAN VIEW DURING BENT PENIS’ IMPEACHMENT

    http://therightscoop.com/am-i-missing-something-morning-mika-speechless-at-ariana-huffingtons-response-to-hillary-scandal/#ixzz3WfChLq6r

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  13. Pistol Pete

    MSNBC’s Karen Finney To Join Clinton’s Team

    THE INCESTUOUS RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE MEDIA AND THE LIBS IS STILL DOING WELL
    In 2012, the liberal Finney bitterly connected Rush Limbaugh to the death of Trayvon Martin: “Rush Limbaugh calls a presidential candidate, Senator Barack Obama, a magic negro…In the case of Trayvon, those festering stereotypes had lethal consequences.”
    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/scott-whitlock/2015/04/06/revolving-door-revolves-again-msnbcs-karen-finney-clinton-2016-team

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Hitler Reacts To Denied #GayWeddingCake
    THIS IS TOO FUNNY!

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  15. Ting

    I’m a day late, but I enjoyed it anyway. A lot of it was still news to me.

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