SATURDAY PUNNY FUNNIES

There’s usually not much traffic on weekends,but perhaps somebody will wander by looking for a chuckle.Truth is,after a weekend there’s more stuff than can be squeezed into a Monday post.At any rate,maybe somebody would get a grin out of one of these.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    President to Play Golf While Fate of World Decided
    Marine One touched down at Joint Base Andrews at 9:41 a.m. POTUS bounded down the steps at 9:45. We’re headed for warmer climes. Up the AF1 steps moments later. You can tell this is a non-work trip (because) someone forward of the press cabin ordered 3 beers at 9:26 am.
    This is beyond appearances, symbolism, optics, and so forth. This is a genuine statement about the care, attention and seriousness being given the Iran nuclear issue, perhaps the gravest problem confronting the United States and, indeed, the world.

    “FRANKLY,SCARLETT,I DON’T GIVE A SHIT.”

    http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2015/03/28/president-play-golf-fate-world-decided/

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Illinois Rep. Tammy Duckworth (D) To Seek Senate Seat

    SHE LOST HER LEGS IN IRAQ.A LOT OF PEOPLE DID.IT’S THE ONLY THING THAT SEPARATES HER FROM ANY OTHER LIBERAL DILLWEED.YOU WILL HEAR ABOUT HER SERVICE OVER AND OVER,JUST LIKE LURCH KERRY’S VISIT TO VIETNAM TO START HIS POLIICAL CAREER.SHE WILL BEAT RINO KIRK WITH THE HELP OF THE CHICAGO FRAUD MACHINE.
    On Monday evening, Duckworth will gather some of her top donors at a home in the Hancock Center to discuss securing the Democratic nomination to run against Sen. Mark Kirk, R-Ill., who is seeking a second term.

    In the letter to her best fundraisers about the Hancock meeting, they were told “contributions are encouraged but not required. We realize it is early in the election cycle, but we are asking our top supporters to consider a donation. The maximum an individual can give before March is $5,400. If Tammy decides to not to run for Senate, we will offer you a refund. If she does run, this support will be key in keeping up with Senator Kirk’s $2 million and counting campaign war-chest.”
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/christinerousselle/2015/03/27/illinois-rep-tammy-duckworth-d-to-seek-senate-seat-n1977365

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Now Hillary Clinton is accused of DELETING all her emails from her private server – while under subpoena

    Hillary Clinton has been accused of deleting all her emails while under subpoena.

    The allegation, leveled by a Republican chairman for a House committee on Benghazi, is the latest in a series of claims that are hammering the former First Lady’s reputation as 2016 approaches.

    In a letter released on Friday night, Rep Trey Gowdy, R-S.C., said the former Secretary of State has failed to produce a single new document in recent weeks and has refused to relinquish her server to a third party for an independent review.
    F**K YOUR SUBPOENAS AND F**K YOU!LAWS ARE FOR COMMONERS!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3015402/Gowdy-Clinton-wiped-email-server-clean-deleted-emails.html#ixzz3VhsRdgqT

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  4. Pistol Pete

    ABC: Clinton’s Email Scandal, Secrecy, Brings Back “Blurred Lines” Narrative
    Y’ALL CAIN’T DO NOTHIN’.SHE’S SMARTER THAN ALL Y’ALL.SO JES DEAL WIIDDIT.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Jeb Bush on Christian Critics: I’ll do fine with them in the presidential race, what choice do they have…

    THE SAME CHOICE MILLIONS MADE IN 2008 AND 2012…STAY HOME AND GIVE US ANOTHER LIBERAL TYRANT
    Their perspective can be encapsulated thusly: The various contingencies of the conservative electorate will vote for us regardless of what we do or don’t do – they have no option. Ergo we don’t need to win their support, they are -for all intents and purposes- irrelevant, their votes are guaranteed.
    http://www.businessinsider.com/jeb-bush-insists-hes-all-good-with-the-christian-right-2015-3

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Schumer grabs new power

    DURBIN HAS ALREADY BACKED OFF.SCREWMER HAS SPENT YEARS HELPING OTHER DEM SENATORS,STOCKPILING FAVORS HE CAN NOW CALL IN.
    Schumer, who was first elected to the Senate in 1998, was mulling a primary challenge against former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer in 2004 when Reid offered him the chairmanship of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee (DSCC). To sweeten the deal, Reid also promised to place him on the powerful Finance Committee.

    “In short, this was an offer that, for the sake of New York, I could not refuse,” Schumer said in a statement at the time.
    http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/237269-schumer-grabs-new-power

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Clown of the Senate

    From the June 2, 2014, issue of NR
    Editor’s Note: To mark Harry Reid’s announcement that he plans to retire in 2016, NR is running Kevin D. Williamson’s 2014 cover piece on the Nevada senator.
    #related#It has been a while since Harry Reid has ’fessed up to punching any old men in the face, but C-SPAN watchers will have the distinct impression that he might yet be moved to an act of pugilism if he had a shot at Charles and David Koch. “Obsession” is not too strong a word for Reid’s relationship with the Wichita-based libertarian philanthropists: As of this writing, he has heaped contempt upon their surname at least 134 times on the Senate floor. He has made wild and implausible claims about them that have been debunked even by the friendly Washington Post.

    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/416101/clown-senate-kevin-d-williamson

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  8. Pistol Pete

    24 of Harry Reid’s Oddest Quotes From His Senate Career

    Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) announced this morning that he will retire from the Senate and not run for re-election in 2016. “Senator Reid doesn’t care” who he makes uncomfortable, Reid’s former spokesperson explained in 2012. “He’s a plain-spoken individual… Yes, he sometimes says things others are afraid to say, but many people believe.”

    In honor of Reid’s retirement annoucement, here are some of his more colorful comments from his Senate career.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/27/24-of-harry-reids-oddest-quotes-from-his-senate-career/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    In a heartfelt goodbye message for the departing Senate Minority Leader, syndicated columnist Charles Krauthammer called Sen. Harry Reid “a disgrace” to the institution he led until the GOP won it back in November.

    Appearing on “Special Report,” Krauthammer told guest host Shannon Bream that Reid was a disgrace because he “emasculated” the chamber “in the name of protecting” President Obama and his agenda.

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Another Hate Hoax: “Empire” Actress Apologizes After Falsely Accusing Glendale Police of Hate Crime

    Empire actress Taraji Henson accused the Glendale police of targeting and harassing her innocent son walking down the street with his hands in his pockets.

    But a video released by Glendale PD shows a completely different story.
    Her son was pulled over when he almost hit a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
    He was also smoking pot without a permit.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/03/another-hate-hoax-exposed-empire-actress-apologizes-after-falsely-accusing-glendale-police-of-hate-crime/

    She “SHOULD BE” Embarrassed – Professionally Aggrieved Hollywood Actress Busted Lying About Racism and Police….
    Earlier last week she claimed in a media interview with Uptown Magazine her son was racially profiled by police and abused.

    Ms. Henson stated her son was not safe at any college that was not black and she would be sending him to Howard University because it wasn’t safe for a young black man around non-black college campus police officers.

    …..“My child has been racially profiled. He was in Glendale, California and did exactly everything the cops told him to do, including letting them illegally search his car. It was bogus because they didn’t give him the ticket for what he was pulled over for.” […] “I’m not paying $50K so I can’t sleep at night wondering is this the night my son is getting racially profiled on campus.”
    ‘It was bogus because they didn’t give him the ticket for what he was pulled over for,’ she told Interview magazine.

    However the just-surfaced dashcam footage, taken in October last year, shows that Henson drove through a lighted crosswalk as a pedestrian walked across.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3015089/Police-release-dashcam-footage-Taraji-P-Henson-s-son-pulled-refute-allegations-racial-profiling-shows-cops-giving-citations-have.html

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    • Jane Dough

      All blacks hate all whites. Let’s say it again: All blacks. Hate. All whites.

      Didn’t used to, but since MLK and the ’65 CRA it’s been nuthin’ but hate.

      Just because someone wears a big congenial smile for a TV interview doesn’t mean they’re not seething with the same red-hot vendetta against Whitey as their less-renowned bruthas and sistas.

      Thanks Barack, you slimeball AntiChrist, for making the kettle boil.

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Boston marathon hero cop is fighting for his life as slain suspect’s identity is revealed after shooting officer in ‘unprovoked attack’ during vehicle stop
    A team of Boston police officers pulled over car with 3 people in it
    Officer John Moynihan approached, was shot ‘point blank’ under his right eye, now in a coma
    His colleagues fatally shot the suspect, identified as Angelo West, 41

    West allegedly emptied his revolver in the unprovoked attack, police say
    Officer Moynihan was awarded for his work during shoot-out with Boston Bombing suspects
    The suspect, identified as 41-year-old Angelo West, was shot dead by other officers at the scene in Boston on Friday evening
    after he opened fire. A female bystander was shot in the arm.
    MICHELLE MALKIN TWEETED:
    These reactions to the shooting of a Boston police officer will make you puke #RoxburyShooting http://twitchy.com/2015/03/27/these-reactions-to-the-shooting-of-a-boston-police-officer-will-make-you-puke-roxburyshooting/
    8:14 AM – 28 Mar 2015

    West allegedly shot Moynihan ‘point blank’ and emptied his revolver in the unprovoked attack, police said, according to the Boston Globe.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3015591/Veteran-police-officer-fighting-life-coma-Boston-driver-shot-eye-vehicle-stop.html#ixzz3Vi7e885i

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Another “Justice For Mike Brown” Attack – White MetroLink Passenger Attacked By Three Black Males…

    This shouldn’t come as a surprise. It is not the first J4MB attack. In the year after the Trayvon Martin shooting there were over a dozen J4TM attacks. In this example you see black teens attacking white victims after inquiring about Mike Brown.

    ST. LOUIS • A 43-year-old man who was riding a MetroLink train Monday night was attacked by several men after one of them asked him about the Michael Brown “situation,” police said.

    A video posted to Facebook appears to show the attack.

    NO EXCUSE,JUST WANTED TO BEAT A WHITE MAN’S ASS.IT’S EASY,FUN.AND YOU HARDLY EVER GET IN TROUBLE AS LONG AS THE DUDE DON’T DIE.
    The man then asked the victim “what he thought about the Mike Brown situation.” The victim responded that he hadn’t thought much about it, according to the police report.

    The man in the red shirt then punched the victim in the face and struck him multiple times, police said.
    http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/man-beaten-on-metrolink-train-after-attacker-asks-him-about/article_f7b500b8-db86-5258-a686-97367fb5bde5.html

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Chuck Todd: Nuclear Deal ‘Only Gives Iran More Opportunity to Flex Muscle and Get Stronger’

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Still operating on the false assumption that Obama cares about American security. He doesn’t. He is THRILLED with the turmoil in the Middle East and WANTS Iran to get a nuke.

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