IT’S ONLY A LITTLE STRANGE

Believe it or not, on Fridays I really try to find some relevant political topics to bring you. For some reason people refuse to stop doing really stupid, bizarre things that should be ignored, but it’s almost like a car wreck you can’t help gaping at. That said, there’s some actual news interspersed with the silliness.

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FROM BIG FUR HAT ON FB
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REMINDS ME OF A JOKE I MADE UP ONCE:
LITTLE BILLY KLINTOON IN SCHOOL:
TEACHER:”BILLY,USE THE WORD ‘HARRASSMENT’ IN A SENTENCE”
BILLY:”HER LIPS SAID ‘NO’,BUT I KNEW WHAT HERASSMENT”

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BUH BYE, HARRY; DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR SCRAWNEY ASS ON THE WAY OUT!
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HEY,DINGY
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  1. Pistol Pete

    This War Is Lost… Controversial Senator Harry Reid Will Not Seek Reelection
    My life’s work has been to make Nevada and our nation better. Thank you for giving me that wonderful opportunity,” he said on Twitter and in a short video
    HIS LIFE’S WORK WAS TO LINE HIS AND HIS FAMILY’S POCKETS WITH TAXPAYER MONEY THROUGH CROOKED LAND DEALS,LOBBYISTS’ CASH AND PROTECTING HIS FELLOW SENATE DEMOCRATS AND OBOZO FROM HAVING TO VOTE ON ANYTHING THEY’D HAVE TO GO ON RECORD FOR.HE DESERVES TO HAVE A DANCE FLOOR BUILT ON HIS GRAVE.
    Harry Reid made several outrageous statements over the years – maybe none as controversial as declaring the Iraq War was lost while US men and women were fighting in Iraq, a war the US won just a year later.
    “This war is lost.”

    THERE’S A PHONY-ASS MESSAGE FROM THIE LITTLE TOAD AT THE LINK….YOU CAN WATCH IT IF YOU WANT TO.I DON’T.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/03/this-war-is-lost-controversial-sen-ator-harry-reid-will-not-seek-reelection/

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  2. Pistol Pete

    THIS PRICK IS SO CROOKED THEY’LL HAVE TO SCREW HIM INTO THE GROUND

    Harry Reid Pressured DHS to Expedite $115 Million Foreign Investors EB-5 Visa Deal Critical to Son’s Casino Client
    The report concluded that Reid pressured a compliant DHS official to override normal departmental procedures and rush through 230 EB-5 foreign visa applications, thereby freeing up $115 million the applicants invested in the SLS Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. The report did not, however, reveal the now confirmed fact that the owner of that casino project had hired Reid’s son, Rory Reid, to provide legal representation for the project.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/26/harry-reid-pressured-dhs-to-expedite-115-million-foreign-investors-eb-5-visa-deal-critical-to-sons-casino-client/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Global warming makes women prostitutes? California Dem earns an earful of scorn
    House Democrat Barbara Lee may have learned a hard lesson on what not to do while trying to garner support for a cause that’s quickly losing favor.

    The Californian stated in a proposed resolution Wednesday that women will eventually need to resort to selling sex when food and water become scarce due to global warming – because according to Lee, even the weather is sexist.

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/03/26/global-warming-makes-women-prostitutes-california-dem-earns-an-earful-of-scorn-190282#ixzz3VbgZCXU0

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Raw: Chicago Road Rage Caught on Camera
    WHAT ARE THE ODDS EITHER ONE OF THESE UPSTANDING CITIZENS HAS A LICENSE OR INSURANCE?

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  5. Pistol Pete

    DHS Inspector General Outlines Unlawful Corruption and Political Influence By and For Democrats…
    A legal watchdog group on Thursday asked the Department of Justice to investigate allegations that two senior Democratic officeholders illegally pushed federal officials to reward investors in companies to which they had personal, financial, or political ties.
    Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D., Nev.) and Gov. Terry McAuliffe (D) of Virginia may have illegally facilitated that process at the expense of less politically connected applicants for the same program, according to Cause of Action, a conservative legal watchdog group. (link)

    UH,YEAH…..HOLDER WILL GET RIGHT ON THAT.

    http://freebeacon.com/issues/watchdog-asks-doj-to-investigate-reid-mcauliffe-over-immigration-favoritism/

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Obama insider David Axelrod under fire again over his book – this time with a lawsuit claiming he took credit for another political operative’s strategy

    Axelrod took credit in his memoir for a plan blaming GOP dirty-tricksters for a listening device the FBI planted in a Philadelphia mayor’s office as part of a criminal probe
    But another Democratic operative claims it was all his idea – and Axelrod thought it was a bad one
    It’s the second time the Obama confidant’s book has been branded dishonest
    A Mitt Romney aide said last month that Axelrod lied when he wrote that the Republican candidate suggested on Election Night 2012 that Obama only won because his outreach targeted black voters
    Axelrod has a long career in Democratic politics and landed a six-figure consulting contract with Britain’s Labour Party during this year’s elections
    I’M BEGINNING TO NOTICE A PATTERN HERE

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3013194/Political-consultant-sues-David-Axelrod-book-claim.html#ixzz3VbkKQUg9

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  7. Pistol Pete

    FILTHY MAGGOTS WIN $7500 EACH FOR ALLEGED POLICE USE OF TEAR GAS DURING CRIMINAL RIOTS IN FERGUSON
    (my headline better than the article’s)
    Ferguson protesters won a settlement this week that will award each protester $2,500 each from three separate police agencies for using tear gas during the protests last fall.
    Each of the protesters to get a settlement of $2,500 from each of the 3 agencies involved. No proof that each of the demonstrators were gassed by each of the agencies paying them. At least $7,500 per member involved in the lawsuit!
    WHO SAYS CRIME DOESN’T PAY??


    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/03/ferguson-protesters-win-7500-each-for-police-use-of-tear-gas-during-riots/

    Fortune Names #Ferguson Riot Leaders in List of World’s Greatest Leaders
    FIND FAME AND FORTUNE AS AN ANARCHIST

    Deray McKesson and Johnetta Elzie (ShordeeDooWhop) who helped whip up the Ferguson mobs were named by Fortune Magazine as two of the world’s greatest leaders.

    DeRay came to St. Louis from Minnesota for the past several months to tweet out his anti-police “hands up” rhetoric night after night. It’s not clear who was paying him. ShordeeDooWhop and DeRay were two of the local protesters who were flown to New York City to help instigate the mob after the Eric Garner decision. It’s not clear who flew them there.

    The Ferguson protest movement was all based on the lie that Michael Brown had his hands up and was surrendering when he was shot dead by Officer Darren Wilson.

    ShordeeDooWhop tweeted this out after she was recognized by Fortune.
    shordeedoo

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Clinton Supporters Name 13 Dirty Words Reporters Can’t Use

    Amy Chozick, political reporter for the NY Times, received an email warning from a group called HRC Super Volunteers. “You are on notice that we will be watching, reading, listening and protesting coded sexism,” said the message. To that end they gave Ms. Chozick a list of 13 word she cannot use to describe the former Secretary of State.

    THE EMPRESS -IN-WAITING SET THE RULES:
    According to HRC Super Volunteers, the 13 sexist words are “polarizing,” “calculating,” “disingenuous,” “insincere,” “ambitious,” “inevitable,” “entitled,” “over-confident,” “secretive,” “will do anything to win,” “represents the past,” “out of touch,” and “tone deaf.”
    ARE THESE DIRTY WORDS OR HER RESUME?
    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/hillary-clinton-supporters-name-13-dirty-words-reporters-cant-use

    W

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Parents Must Sign Permission Slip Before Kids Can Eat Oreos
    DATELINE:MAIN LINE,PA.
    There are 18-wheelers with brake problems, hungry bears just stumbling out of hibernation, and lawnmowers that suddenly shift into reverse. And then there’s the unparalleled danger of Double Stuf Oreos. Thank goodness this teacher requires parents to sign off on cookie consumption—if they dare.

    A screenshot of the permission slip comes from Twitter mom Main Line Housewife in Pennsylvania. Check it out below:

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    • Ting

      I do not blame that teacher one little bit. Teaching is not a thing like it used to be, and there is always some kook to object to something that we normally would never think twice about.

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Steven Crowder SIZZLES in Transgender in a Gym
    NOW FOR SOMETHING REALLY BIZARRE

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Jury Convicts Michigan Woman For “Bacon Rage” Shooting At McDonald’s Drive-Thru Window
    Shaneka Monique Torres, 30, was convicted of a felony firearms charge after only an hour of deliberations by the panel. Torres faces a minimum of two years in state prison when she is sentenced next month.

    Torres fired a single shot into the McDonald’s at 3:10 AM last February 10, according to Grand Rapids police. The gunplay came after Torres and another woman “complained that the order was incorrect,” cops noted.

    WHADY’ALL EXPECT?SHE DIN’T GETS NO BACON
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/mcdonalds/mcdonalds-bacon-rage-shooting-conviction-897031

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Are these the weirdest urinals ever? Chinese restaurant builds ‘erotic’ bathroom where scantily-clad mannequins watch you pee
    •Revealing mannequins have been fitted in restaurant toilet in Taiyuan
    •Includes one in tight dress and stockings and another in see-through outfit
    •Taiyuan, in north China’s Shanxi Province, is also home to a toilet eatery
    There is a variety of outfits on show, including one in a figure-hugging pink dress complete with stockings, a mannequin dressed in a revealing skirt and yellow crop-top and one in a see-through pale dress.

    IS PETE ABOVE A LITTLE TOILET HUMOR?…OF COURSE NOT!!

    ACCORDING TO THE RULES OF THE “BRO CODE”,YOU MUST STARE STRAIGHT AHEAD AND SILENT.ANY GLANCE DOWNWARD AT THE FELLOW NEXT TO YOU IS REALLY RUDE.(UNLESS,OF COURSE,YOU SUFFER FROM PENIS ENVY)
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3013002/Are-weirdest-urinals-Chinese-restaurant-builds-erotic-bathroom-scantily-clad-mannequins-watch-pee.html

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I couldn’t say with any authority, but isn’t the point of these images to get a man aroused and doesn’t getting aroused make it hard for a man to pee?

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  13. Pistol Pete

    “Can You Pick Me Up? I’m Flying Into Obama”

    When asked at a candidate forum at Chicago State University why he was no longer supporting his own proposal to name two high schools after Obama and influential religious and community leader Arthur Brazier, Emanuel said that he was still looking for ways to “acknowledge people who have done significant things.”

    “We have an airport, two of them, you know, Midway Airport, O’Hare Airport,” Emanuel said. “[Obama and Brazier] are people who have been transformative in the city of Chicago. But we have airports named after battleships.”

    IN CASE YOU’RE WONDERING,THIS IS A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO WOO THE BLACK VOTES HE SORELY NEEDS TO DEFET A MEXICAN CHALLENGER IN THE MAYORAL RUNOFF ON TWO WEEKS
    http://www.politico.com/story/2015/03/rahm-emanuel-rename-chicago-airport-obama-116420.html#ixzz3VWyO0d7M

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Canada: Every School In Alberta To Have A Mandatory Gay Students Club, Islamic School Won’t Say If They Will Comply…
    WE ALL KNOW THE HIGH ESTEEM MUSLIMS HOLD HOMOSEXUALS IN,DON’T WE?

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  15. Pistol Pete

    FAR LEFT JERK Who Abused Chick-Fil-A Worker & Posted the Video — Is Now on Food Stamps
    In 2012 medical device manufacturer CFO Adam Smith posted this video on YouTube of himself proudly abusing a Chick-Fil-A worker.
    Smith harassed and berated the worker and then posted the video online.

    Today former medical device manufacturer Adam Smith is out of work and on food stamps.
    He posted this video on YouTube this week.
    IT’S CALLED KARMA…AND IT SMARTS

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/03/hateful-leftist-jerk-now-on-food-stamps-after-posting-abusive-chick-fil-a-video/

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  16. Pistol Pete

    McDonald’s launches Big Mac fashion and lifestyle line
    Can we supersize those Big Mac pajamas?


    McDonald’s has launched a clothing and lifestyle line that includes thermals, raincoats, wallpaper and sheets — all with the same Big Macs-on-white pattern.
    It debuted in Sweden on Tuesday.

    “Finally the hamburger of hamburgers can keep you warm at night,” the listing for the $47 linens reads.
    http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/mcdonald-launches-big-mac-fashion-lifestyle-collection-article-1.2163002

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  17. Pistol Pete

    AS A CLOSING,I’D LIKE YOU TO WATCH AN OLD SKETCH FROM THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW
    They were called variety shows back then and were entertainment for the whole family.Comedians didn’t have to use filthy language to be “cutting edge” or “a laugh riot”.
    this was one of the funniest sketches I can remember.Harvey Korman was a grade-A straight man and Tim Conway was a comedic master:

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    • Oh, I’m sorry that seemed to cut off before the conclusion of the skit.

      Korman was having a lot of trouble keeping a straight face. Working with Conway, that must’ve been a constant problem. There are three videos on YouTube – excuse me for not looking them up for you right now – of outtakes, bloopers, and crack-ups from the show. They sure had fun.

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  18. freedom1781

    Due to the all the snow Virginia received last month, DD has to make up a lot of snow days and lots of work. Her teacher is playing catch up since the SOL tests are just around the corner. (SOL= Standards of Learning)

    This happened this week: On Monday, DD was given 10 sheets of paper with social studies/history/geography “facts” on them which she has to learn. (You’ll see in a minute why I have facts in quotations.) Hubby always comes home before I do so he goes over DD’s homework with her. Anyway, I get a phone call at work from an upset hubby livid over the “facts” that she has to learn. Under important Americans, Mexican-American Cesar Chavez was listed. Hubby yelled into the phone, “Why the f@cK is a Commie listed under important Americans?!” So many important Americans were not on the list. Hubby was pissed.

    Then Hubby reads to me the “facts” under the geography section. Apparently, the Rockies now go through Texas and St. Augustine is now located in South Florida! I couldn’t believe that DD’s teacher actually handed out all that incorrect info to her students. She’s been teaching for 30 years and she’s one of the best teachers at the school. What. the. hell? Did she not read what she handed out?! Are any of the other parents going to catch those mistakes? Anyway, in big, bold letters, we corrected the incorrect “facts” and sent them back to the teacher today. I wonder what her response will be.

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    • Ruh roh. I’ve been there before. Never a happy ending for me…

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      • chrissythehyphenated

        I wrote a very concerned and heart-felt letter to my youngest’s 6th grade teacher about 1/3 of the way through the year. I never got any response and was too sick and stressed to push for anything. After their graduation, her teacher came over to me and said she was sorry she never got around to responding to my letter. Wow. Color me all warmed by your professional concern. NOT.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I tutored a kid whose history teacher handed out a “things to know” study guide list he’d hand written for the test on the Renaissance. On this list was “The Sixteen Chapels.”

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      • freedom1781

        Here’s another error:
        Question: What are the basic principles commonly held by American citizens?
        “Answer”: Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness are privileges that people are born with and cannot be taken away.

        My note to the teacher: These are rights, not privileges. Privileges can be taken away.

        I wanted to comment further, but I’m sure that I’ve already ticked her off with all the corrections that I’ve made.

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  19. Pete: “Believe it or not but on Fridays I really try to find some relevant political topics to bring you.”

    Just re-read that. Did you mean on Fridays you try to find some NON-political topics? (That’s how I “read” it before.)

    As long as I’m here…

    Good morning, glorious PoliNadirs. Where is everybody? 🙂

    I came over here early because, over at Ace of Spades, Vic (Pete’s brother by another mother) mentioned that there’s considerable talk about Obama being the anti-Christ. I thought about linking to chrissy’s “ponderings about the Anti-Christ,” but didn’t think I could track down the post quickly enough. Not sure what kind of crazies that might lure into this garden, anyway. (Just found the post, easily, using the category “Christianty.”. Tags work!)

    Instead, I merely added my 2¢ that Obama might be effectively in their camp, but ol’ Jugears wasn’t qualified to actually be the anti-Christ.

    [ponders] How did such a vacuous, incompetent, unqualified, useless, and incredibly stupid man get where he is? Maximal Peter Principle.

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  20. Reaganite Republican is a relatively new find for me. Still trying to assess the site. They do have nice collections of cartoons and images on occasion.

    A nice collection of photos of Jerusalem for example.

    Or, like today’s post from which I stole this Pete-worthy graphic (from the geniuses at People’s Cube):

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  21. Pistol Pete

    Well,he IS the same color as a turd.Or is that a racist statement?

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  22. Pistol Pete

    It is reasonable to assume anything coming near that cavernous pile of cellulite would be inexorably drawn into a vortex,never to be seen again.

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