FRIDAY NEWS AND SILLINESS

So the original plan yesterday was to meet my cousin,her sister, and their dad,my late Aunt Gloria’s husband, for breakfast at the local restaurant we meet at. I called Uncle Roger and invited him to meet us there. Then mama broke a tooth and I missed meeting them. My cousin sent me a picture of them and a message from Roger saying “you shouldn’t have hit your wife in the mouth so hard!” I tried without success to send LOL back in a text message. So I asked the dentist’s receptionist if she could do it for me. After looking at me as if she were incredulous that a) I didn’t know how to text and b) I still used a flip phone, she did it. My cousin called soon after and said we’d get together next week. I was glad Roger made it to see them. He said he’d not talked to Bob in more than 30 years. I’m as determined as ever to get everybody together this summer. We’re all in our 60’s and have children and grandchildren. It’s important that they know where they come from now,or the opportunity will be lost forever.

I ADORE THESE TWO. ROGER IS THE ONE ON THE LEFT WITH THE SNOW WHITE HAIR. HIS WIFE STILL WORKS FULL TIME. LORD KNOWS THEY DON’T NEED THE MONEY,SHE JUST STILL LOVES TO WORK. BOB WAS AN ASSISTANT SCOUTMASTER FOR MY BOY SCOUT TROOP. ON CAMPOUTS,WE KIDS WOULD DO OUR SCOUT STUFF AND THE GROWNUPS WOULD SIT IN A TENT SMOKING CIGARS AND PLAYING CARDS (AFTER SUPPER,OF COURSE). THEY BOTH STILL LOOK DAMN GOOD FOR BEING IN THEIR 80’S.

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IT’S A MAN THING…YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND
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DW LAUGHED AT THIS ONE
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THIS WAS THE SIGN AT THE DENTISTS’ OFFICE
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  1. Pistol Pete

    WELCOME TO OBAMAWORLD!!!
    Shocking moment two shoppers fight over a HANDICAPPED Walmart parking spot: Woman, 32, chest-butted her rival, 71, to the ground, leaving her with a broken leg
    PROVING ONCE AGAIN MY THEORY OF BLACKS HAVING BLIND RAGE ALWAYS BUBBLING RIGHT BELOW THE SURFACE

    Kezia Perkins, 32, was attempting to park in a handicapped spot at a Walmart when another driver cut across her and took the space
    Perkins confronted the driver yelling through the car’s windows at the 71-year-old woman who had recently undergone a hip replacement
    Once Perkins had returned to her car, the driver emerged and began to head towards the store
    Surveillance footage shows Perkins rush around the car and, according to witnesses, she ‘chest-butted’ the older woman to the ground
    The victim sustained a broken leg and required a second hip replacement
    Police found that Perkins’ license was invalid and her handicapped tags were not even registered in her name
    Perkins has been charged with felony aggravated battery and could face six years in prison
    THIS HAPPENS FAR MORE OFTEN THAN YOU MAY REALIZE.WITH SO MANY CASES OF PHONY DISABILITY,HANDICAP SPACES ARE ALWAYS AT A PREMIUM.
    SHE’S THE KIND WHO WOULD TAKE THE LAST ELECTRIC SCOOTER FROM AN OLD WOMAN ON CRUTCHES JUST BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T FEEL LIKE WALKING.THINK I’M KIDDING?I’VE SEEN IT.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2982148/Handicapped-woman-71-chest-butted-ground-fight-Walmart-parking-spot-left-needing-hip-replacement-months-physical-therapy.html#ixzz3TcU1tpOJ

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  2. Pistol Pete

    SPEAKING OF WAL MART:
    Another Satisfied Walmart Patron Gets Arrested
    ANOTHER SATISFIED OBAMA VOTER

    Perp has problem “sticking his hands in his pants”
    A Walmart patron who was spotted masturbating in various sections of a South Carolina store explained to a cop that he “had a problem with sticking his hands in his pants,”
    Officers were called to the business Saturday after customers and Walmart employees allegedly observed Jeremy Percival Bryant, 23, repeatedly exposing himself inside the Myrtle Beach retailer.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/indecent-walmart-shopper-980451

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  3. Pistol Pete

    STOP!STOP!STOP!
    IF YOU LIKE THESE HITLER PARODIES,YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ONE.IT’S ONE OF DOUG FROM UPLAND’S BEST

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Ringling Bros. to give up elephant acts in 3 years
    THEN IT WON’T BE A CIRCUS ANYMORE

    Animal rights groups took credit for generating the public concern that forced the company to announce its pachyderm retirement plan on Thursday. But Ringling Bros.’ owners described it as the bittersweet result of years of internal family discussions.

    “It was a decision 145 years in the making,” said Juliette Feld, referring to P.T. Barnum’s introduction of animals to his “traveling menagerie” in 1870. Elephants have symbolized this circus since Barnum brought an Asian elephant named Jumbo to America in 1882.
    POLITICAL CORRECTNESS CLAIMS ANOTHER HAPPINESS
    http://bigstory.ap.org/article/df575148221544f4adaf3bea2adbb635/apnewsbreak-ringling-bros-eliminating-elephant-acts

    Ringling Brothers Circus Dropping Elephant Acts – Hold Auditions For Potential Replacements
    THE EARL STRIKES AGAIN

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  5. Pistol Pete

    The must-have gadget for Chinese tourists feeling flush – heated Japanese toilet seats (but Communist officials hope the demand is just a flash in the pan)
    •Some shoppers buy as many as five without asking the price
    •’As long as Chinese tour groups are here, toilet seats will go out of stock,’ said a Japanese shopkeeper
    According to People’s Daily, Chinese shoppers swarmed into stores in Japan during the Chinese New Year holidays and bought up all electronic toilet seats in stock.

    But while those who trade in luxury bathroom gadgets were celebrating in Japan, the demand for lavatories with ‘built-in cheek warmers’ has sparked condemnation in China – with even the prime minister entering the debate.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-2981408/The-gadget-Chinese-tourists-feeling-flush-heated-Japanese-toilet-seats-Communist-officials-hope-demand-foreign-goods-just-flash-pan.html

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Selma Landmark Bridge Is Named For Reputed KKK Leader And Former US Senate Democrat

    IT’S ALL ABOUT HIM….ALWAYS

    When the nation’s first black president steps onto the Edmund Pettus Bridge to honor the marchers beaten there 50 years ago, he’ll be standing on a structure that’s at once synonymous with the civil rights struggle and a tribute to a reputed Ku Klux Klan leader.
    During his 50th anniversary address Saturday, President Barack Obama will be flanked on one side by a new historic marker commemorating “Bloody Sunday,” when white police beat demonstrators marching for black voting rights on March 7, 1965. The sign, erected earlier this year by the state tourism department, notes Obama’s 2007 appearance there just before his election and the accolades for “Selma,” the recent film about the march.
    http://weaselzippers.us/216212-selma-landmark-bridge-is-named-for-reputed-kkk-leader-and-former-us-senate-democrat/

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  7. Pistol Pete

    State Dept Had “Clear-Cut” Rule On Personal Email Accounts Before Hillary Took Office…

    WHAT SHE DID WOULD EXCLUDE ANYBODY ELSE FROM HOLDING PUBLIC OFFICE AND FACING PRISON TIME.ANYBODY BUT A CLINTON.THE PLAN IS TO GET THIS OUT NOW,SO WHEN SHE DECLARES FOR THE PRESIDENCY IT’LL BE “OLD NEWS.”WE’VE SEEN IT BEFORE.
    The State Department has had a policy in place since 2005 to warn officials against routine use of personal e-mail accounts for government work, a regulation in force during Hillary Clinton’s tenure as secretary of state that appears to be at odds with her reliance on a private email for agency business, POLITICO has learned.
    http://www.politico.com/story/2015/03/state-department-email-rule-hillary-clinton-115804.html

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  8. Pistol Pete

    AN OUTSTANDING RANT BY THE VIVACIOUS MEGAN KELLY LAST NIGHT

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Condom vending machines introduced to prisons in California

    MORE SILLINESS…UNLESS YOU’RE IN PRISON,OF COURSE
    The new legislation stipulates that within the next five years California must start distributing condoms in around three dozen state prisons.
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/condom-vending-machines-introduced-to-prisons-in-california-10069805.html

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Lesbian creates a unique sex toy which serves as an at-home method of artificial insemination – while pleasuring the user
    BRINGING YOU ALL THE NEWS THAT’S IMPORTANT TO YOU.

    Stephanie Berman wanted to come up with a way to get her wife pregnant, without having to use a ‘turkey baster or a needle-less syringe’
    The reproductive health expert invented the $139.99 Semenette, which uses the same technology as a turkey baster but can also be used for pleasure

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2981632/Lesbian-creates-unique-sex-toy-serves-home-method-artificial-insemination-pleasuring-user.html#ixzz3TcjW1Rlr

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    • This stuff still gets me steamed. How in the world can any lesbian couple think for a second that this is ok? You’re bringing a real baby into the world, here, girls. This is a whole ‘nuther level of wrong.

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    • Also. . . doesn’t this sort of. . . negate the point of being lesbian? I mean, if you’re using something like this for pleasure and for getting up the duff. . . then maybe, just maybe, you’re not actually lesbian, you just like boobies like everyone else on the planet. . .
      Pardon for the crudity, but it seems like a self-negating concept.

      Also, agree with what Grunt said. It’s like they don’t think these things through . ..

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      • You made another good point. BFH has harped on that a few times in the past. If you’re using something like this with your partner, maybe you should question exactly how “lesbian” you are, really.

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        • If there is one thing I’ve learned in my Tumblr journey over the past few weeks, it is how screwed the younger kids are, especially when it comes to matters of sexuality. I mean, I thought I was fairly accepting and tolerant, but these little bastids are just . . . wrong. It’s horrific. And this sort of thing will only make those problems worse . . .

          [I mean seriously, these kids are more skewed and off track than I’ve ever seen, and the schools are pushing all this.]

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          • Pistol Pete

            the kids today are not taught to associate sex with a monogamous,loving relationship.To them its just ‘hooking up.’There are no husbands and wives and mothers and fathers.They’re all ‘baby mama’ and baby daddy.’
            The Clinton administration taught them oral “isn’t really sex.”So now they start it in grade school.The schools force kindergarten kids to experiment in homosexual relationships and start passing out condoms and birth control pills by the sixth or seventh grade.

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  11. Pistol Pete

    ABC Family’s ‘The Fosters’ Creators Defend 13-Year-Old Gay Male Kiss: Watch Before Judging
    THIS IS THE CHANNEL THAT HAS 25 DAYS OF MOVIES AND SPECIALS AT CHRISTMAS.MY GRANDCHILDREN WON’T BE WATCHING THIS TRASH.THEY DON’T NEED TO SEE THIS FILTH
    THERE IS A PICTURE OF THE TWO BOYS KISSING,BUT I REFUSE TO POST IT.

    “If people want to judge it I think maybe they should watch and see how carefully, delicately and chastely it was handled,” co-creator Peter Paige tells TheWrap

    ABC Family’s “The Fosters” drew both praise and criticism this week for a daring gay kiss scene between two 13-year-old male characters. But, the show’s creators said they were merely staying true to their story
    http://www.thewrap.com/abc-familys-the-fosters-creators-defend-13-year-old-gay-male-kiss-watch-before-judging/

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  12. What? No grotesque half-nekkid Hillary pics today? Whew!

    Hey, I stole your PoorRichardsNews graphic of Hillary. Good finds today!

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    • Pistol Pete

      It just seems so redundant to post the crap democrats get away with day after day.Friday seems a good day to get a little goofy.It helps keep you in your right mind.

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Racial taunts break up city meeting over white woman honored for Black History Month
    MAKE NO MISTAKE…NO MATTER HOW MUCH GOOD YOU DO,IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH IF YOU’RE NOT BLACK

    In a case of white guilt gone wild, a city meeting sank into racial name-calling when the mayor blasted a Black History honoree’s being white.

    And when all the shouting was over, honoree Avis Swenson, a community volunteer, left the Deerfield Beach, Fla. City Commission meeting in tears, only to face taunting in the parking lot.

    According to the Sun-Sentinel’s report Wednesday, the trouble started when Mayor Jean Robb, who is white, declared that she will boycott the city’s Black Heritage and Women’s History Month banquet this Saturday.

    She joined a number of black residents who also refused to attend the event because one of the six award recipients is white. The recipients were chosen by staffers for the city of about 75,000.

    The banquet’s master of ceremonies, Vice Mayor Ben Preston, who is black, criticized the mayor, saying, “Service has no color.”

    “Color should not enter into this thing at all … We’re still torn along these lines … which suggests we haven’t made as much progress as we think,” Preston said. “You divide this community or you accept responsibility to bring it together.”

    Commissioner Bill Ganz called Robb a “shameless hypocrite,” since last year’s event also honored a white woman.

    Robb raised her voice at the rebukes.

    “I resent being called a racist or the fact I am using the black community to get across a political point,” she said.

    “I’m siding with the members of the minority community … How dare you have attacked me in that manner.”

    Swenson cried, “I am a person,” in tears as she left the meeting. Observers told the Sun-Sentinel they saw two black women taunt Swenson in the parking lot, when Swenson responded, “I am a woman. It’s a shame you cannot see that.”

    A deputy escorted her to her car.

    Apparently, in Deerfield Beach, being a woman isn’t enough to earn an award at an event celebrating—women’s history.

    When white political figures attack others for simply being white, could that hyper-sensitive white guilt be a worse form of racism than the kind they’re fighting against?

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/03/05/racial-taunts-break-up-city-meeting-over-white-woman-honored-for-black-history-month-184350#ixzz3TdCTn700

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Senior State Dept. Official: Hillary Clinton VIOLATED policy ALL FOUR YEARS she was Secretary
    YEAH,YEAH,YEAH.SO SHE’S A CORRUPT,POWER-HUNGRY WHORE.WHAT’S YOUR POINT?

    http://therightscoop.com/senior-state-dept-official-hillary-clinton-violated-policy-all-four-years-she-was-secretary/#ixzz3TdFcUsD1

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Man in Finland gets $60,000 speeding ticket
    Breaking the law in Finland will cost you, but exactly how much depends on a couple of things. One is the severity of the crime committed, and the other is the lawbreaker’s income.

    The latter factor is in place to ensure that punishments are equally felt by all be they rich or poor. Due to his millionaire status, Reima Kuisla was handed a roughly 60 thousand dollar ticket for traveling 14 miles per hour over the posted limit.
    http://www.aol.ca/article/2015/03/04/finnish-man-handed-60k-fine-for-speeding/21149477/?icid=maing-grid7%7Ccanada%7Cdl6%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D623157

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Elena Kagan, Obama’s Fundamental Transformer on the Court
    On the dais where senators had just voted and were still milling about, the White House domestic policy advisor steering the bill for Bill Clinton threw her arms around the committee’s Democratic staff director as the two celebrated an historic victory for health, for the children, and for the latest incursion by the government into the private sector.

    The Clinton advisor was 37-year-old Elena Kagan, a passionate, brilliant advocate for her boss’s liberal social policies.

    NEVER DOUBT FOR A MINUTE THAT THE SECOND SCOTUS REACHES ANY DECISION THAT THE JEWISH DYKE IS ON THE PHONE WITH HER MANDINGO WARRIOR LETTING HIM KNOW WHO SOLD OUT AND WHAT HE GOT.

    http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2015/03/05/elena-kagan-obamas-fundamental-transformer-court/

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Motorist, 21, Arrested After Cops Find His Marijuana Stash Inside Sour Cream Container Labeled “Not Weed”

    OOPS!

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/marijuana/weed-found-in-not-weed-container-897532

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Progressives, It’s Time to Start Panicking about Hillary


    idle levity to one side, there is ultimately no hiding from the recognition that Clinton is the only viable game in town. Historically, running for a third term is extraordinarily tough. Are Americans expected to return a nobody to the highest office in the land purely because the on-paper estimates favor his party?
    THE DEMOCRATS ARE FOREVER GRATEFUL THAT THEIR VOTERS CARE ONLY FOR IMAGE AND HOW MUCH FREE STUFF THEY GET.HEAVEN HELP THEM IF THEY WERE EVER HELD TO ANY KIND OF STANDARD.
    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/414968/progressives-its-time-start-panicking-about-hillary-charles-c-w-cooke

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  19. Thanks for all the Friday goodies, Pete. Quite a feast.

    Let’s see what I can extract from the ol’ blog-heap o’links… ah!

    “…I’m sure you have seen the video of the Jewish man who walked around Paris last month. The guy had to hire a bodyguard, for crying out loud. … There’s a new video that shows a Christian walking… around the streets of Haifa with a big ol’ cross around his neck, just struttin’ his stuff… know what happens to him?”

    Video, 1:32, Christian Empowerment Council, YouTube

    c/o Daisy, Chicks on the Right

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  20. “The U.S. government yesterday denied ever having had contact with alien lifeforms. The White House insisted there was no evidence extra-terrestrials have visited Earth or made any manner of contact. …”

    Lydia Warren, UK Daily Mail

    What intelligent life would want to contact this administration?

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  21. “Victim” to Boston Bomber

    “… So now… while you are sitting in solitary confinement, (awaiting the verdict on your life), I will be actually ENJOYING everything this beautiful world has to offer. And guess what else? I will do so without fear… of YOU. Because now to me you’re a nobody, and it is official that you have lost….”

    Rebekah Gregory DiMartino, Facebook

    h/t: Oliver Darcy, The Blaze
    via Miss CJ, Chicks on the Right

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  22. Oh, I thought I was done, but here’s one more thing I thought I’d share. Two things, related.

    From somewhere on the web recently I got to Communist Training and Control Behind Islamic Terrorism — an 11-minute talk by Art Thompson, CEO of the John Birch Society. Well, it was intriguing. But, you know, John Birch Society, right? So I filed it away for rumination.

    Today, I ran across “Is Moscow Behind Isis?” by JR Nyquist at Noisy Room. “…Suspicious facts about the Wahhabi (Islamist) revival movement of the Soviet Union are here set down. We are given key insights into the relationship between the Islamic State and the KGB/GRU, including its strategic objectives. …”

    Hmmm.

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