The discussion about crabbing yesterday was very informative. I’ll have to keep it in mind if I’m ever near Maryland. Nobody I know of around these parts makes crab cakes. DW’s interest in seafood is limited to beer-battered cod from a Friday fish fry. She won’t even taste anything else. There is no adventure in her soul. I,on the other hand,love it all (except squid and octopus). Lobster, crab, shrimp, mussels, oysters, scallops,even pickled herring (in wine sauce,not cream sauce…thats stuff’s nasty.) She won’t even go to Red Lobster.

We got a little of this and a little of that today. I spent most of the morning in my recliner with a heating pad on my leg. I was napping peacefully this morning when I got the mother of all cramps in my calf. It felt like somebody stuck a red-hot knife in my leg. Like most men,I can’t stand pain and screamed like I was giving birth. Fortunately,DW is used to taking care of me. I purposely wrote in it her contract… personal services clause.







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  1. Pistol Pete

    Virginia Democrats Flee Chamber to Avoid Pro-Israel Vote

    this is SOP for democrats.When you don’t want to vote on something,leave town.
    Two Democrats had the courage of their morally-perverse convictions; others fled the chamber for the vote, returned to their seats, then raced for the exits again when a re-vote was proposed. The House Speaker rightly mocked this “profile in courage” from the podium as his craven colleagues bolted:


    Former Democratic Party Chairman In Virginia Tried To Hire Hitman To Kill Girls He Molested…

    A former Falls Church Democratic Party chairman, charged with molesting two young girls, allegedly talked about hiring a hit man to kill the girls before they could be witnesses at his trial.


  2. Pistol Pete

    MSNBC Cancels Ronan Farrow’s Show Along with Joy Reid’s

    Rearranging the deck chairs on a sinking ship.
    Earlier this month, Farrow’s show hit a new low in the 25-54 demo ratings with just 11,000 viewers. During the same hour, Fox led with 202K and CNN had 154K. Even Al Jazeera America topped MSNBC with 22K. While it has rated slightly better than Ronan Farrow Daily over the past year, The Reid Report has also struggled of late, routinely trailing CNN and Fox by large margins.


  3. Pistol Pete

    Halperin: Clinton Will Regret Taking Foreign Money
    No,she won’t


  4. Pistol Pete

    One of my favorite grannyisms:’becareful of the toes you step on today;they might be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.

    HR executive Matt Buckland was pushed and shouted at on train to work
    Impatient commuter told Mr Buckland to ‘f*** himself’ on rush-hour train
    Hours later, same man walked into an interview with recruiter Mr Buckland
    Job seeker didn’t even recognise the man he had yelled at earlier that day



  5. Pistol Pete

    Mardi Gras Parade Float: Mooch Always “Grumpy” Looking Because “Obama Refuses To Lay Pipe”…
    Bitch always looks like she’s about to pull a strraight razor on you.

    The floats in the Mardi Gras parade in Mobile, Ala. took a political turn on Fat Tuesday. The lower Alabama city touts its claim as the place where Mardi Gras got its start, and it’s easy to see why.

    The Comic Cowboys is a group infamous for its satirical humor that comes in the form of cartoons, which often target anyone from elected officials to police chiefs and Auburn fans.


  6. Pistol Pete

    Letterman: Top Ten Things Biden Said To The Defense Secretary’s Wife (Video)


  7. Pistol Pete

    Patterson Man, 43, Accused Of Biting Off Own Mother’s Ear

    guess he missed the part about “honor thy father and thy mother” in his bible studies.
    Deputies believe Hudson was in the process of moving out of his mom’s house when, for some reason, an argument broke out. During the argument was when Hudson allegedly bit off her ear.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Ben Carson’s autobiography tells about his vicious temper that almost caused him to hit his mother in the head with a hammer. He stopped himself with the hammer, but stabbed a friend in a fit of rage. It’s hard to imagine the kind, soft-spoken man he is today ever being like that, but I think it’s testimony to what Jesus can do in a person.


  8. Pistol Pete

    Lib Rag Vox: Allowing Women To Carry Guns “Implicitly Devalues” Sexual Assaults
    I’ve always maintained nothing discourages a rapist like a gaping chest wound.

    The argument that guns could help turn the tide on campus sexual assaults implicitly devalues sexual assaults without physical force as not part of the problem. They’re most of the problem — and they’re going to be harder than this to solve.


    • I commented about this on Ace this morning; it stirred up some amusing replies. I’ll save myself the trouble of thinking new thoughts by the wonders of cut’n’paste:

      WZ headline: Lib Rag Vox: Allowing Women To Carry Guns “Implicitly Devalues” Sexual Assaults

      I don’t know what that could possibly mean; I have no thought to actually damage my brain by reading about it; but I just have to say, the world has officially gone beyond the range of audience comprehension. (ht Frank Zappa)


      • Pistol Pete

        I haven’t thought of Zappa and the Mothers Of Invention in ages.


      • Good discussion you stirred up over there, Mindful. That Vox crap is some of the most twisted thinking I’ve heard in a long time. I think I get it, but it’s so wrongheaded you really need to take your brain out and set it on the table before comprehending what they’re fishing around for. Not unlike your gravatar! 😉 (Not the wrongheaded part but the brain part!) Bottom line is that their point is massively offensive to women, because they are ‘devaluing’ all the women who ARE the victims of violent crimes and saying they don’t matter, because there are THESE OTHER non-force victims you can’t do anything about, nyah, nyah, nyah. Retards.


  9. Pistol Pete

    Gov. Walker backs push to make Wisconsin right-to-work state

    Walker walked past reporters, declining to answer questions, at a National Governors Association meeting Friday in Washington.

    Under right to work, unions are prohibited from reaching labor deals with businesses that require private-sector workers to pay fees to the union. Twenty-four other states already have the laws in place.


    • Ting

      I wish Walker was up front and leading on this issue instead of just following behind the legislature. Not quite as bold as I would like in this circumstance.


  10. Pistol Pete

    WATCH US Worst Car Driver 92 Year Old Man Crashes Into 10 Cars In Grocery Store Parking Lot


  11. Pistol Pete

    White House Summit on Violent Extremism Opens With Muslim Prayer – No Other Faiths Represented

    Imam Sheikh Sa’ad Musse Roble, president of the World Peace Organization in Minneapolis, Minn., recited a “verse from the Quran” following remarks by Obama administration officials and Democratic members of Congress


  12. Pistol Pete

    Burning love: Man set his own house on fire cooking celebratory breakfast for his girlfriend after proposing to her
    Isaiah Cox asked for his girlfriend to marry him last Thursday on her birthday

    Cox was preparing breakfast and stopped to see if his son was alright, who he said had been crying in the Millville home
    He said when he returned to the kitchen the cabinets were ablaze



  13. Pistol Pete

    Baby Thug Is SHOT While Robbing Store And Mother Is Mad At Good Samaritan For “Shooting Her Baby”


  14. Pistol Pete

    Security Guards Deliver The Tax Payer Relief Shot To Armed Perp At “Obama Food Mart” In Florida
    The feel-good story of the day.

    Investigators with the St. Pete Police Department said it happened outside the Obama Express Food Mart at 1400 18th Ave. South around 3 a.m. when a man, identified as 23-year-old Jhai-quel Rai-Tez Black entered the store after an argument outside.

    Security guards asked Black to leave, but said he refused and pulled out a gun.

    The guards fired theirs first, shooting and killing Black at the scene.


  15. Pistol Pete

    Bride Brutally Beaten On Her Wedding Night
    …Because Her Husband Couldn’t Remove Her Dress

    Golightly seemed to have taken the partying aspect of his own wedding very seriously, claiming he was high on drugs and alcohol at the time he beat his new wife and doesn’t recall the incident.

    Dawson said that the drug-fuelled attack on her was so severe that she thought she was going to die.



  16. Pistol Pete

    Federal Court Blocks Dem’s Attempt to Out Conservative Donors

    A federal court on Tuesday blocked efforts by officials in California to force a conservative group to hand over the names of its donors, saying the order could violate those donors’ First Amendment rights.

    Kamala Harris, California’s attorney general and a Democratic candidate for the U.S. Senate, demanded last year that the Americans for Prosperity Foundation (AFPF) turn over its donor rolls.

    Kamala Harris has already declated she will seek to replace Babs Boxer.only one person is polling higher than her and she’s not running….Who? Condoleeza Rice.


  17. Pistol Pete

    Barack Obama Singing Shake It Off by Taylor Swift


  18. Pistol Pete

    Giuliani famously stated that Barry ‘does not love America.’
    Cue the media whores:
    The media rushes to defend Obama’s honor from Rudy Giuliani
    The press, predictably, fell all to one side of this controversy. Many in the media reacted as though Giuliani’s comments were an assault on the honor of the president and the country. The rush to condemn the former mayor in terms stronger than those of the last denouncer was stunning. For the political press, this affront demanded satisfaction.
    MSNBC’s Steve Benen called the mayor “clownish.” The New Yorker’s Amy Davidson strongly implied that Giuliani was racist. Writing in The New York Daily News, Wayne Barrett noted that Giuliani secured a deferment allowing him to avoid service in the Vietnam War, and added that documents indicate his convict father and five uncles also managed to avoid service in World War II. Who’s the patriot now, huh?


  19. Archie is getting a reboot. The last issue (#666) will be released in June…” —Alan Gardner, Daily Cartoonist

    The accompanying illustration has a redhead and a young woman of ethnicity where Betty and Veronica are supposed to be. You don’t suppose… No, it’s too vile to contemplate…

    In any case, what kind of evil corporation ends a run on #666? This can’t bode well.