As I left this morning to head to work the temperature was six below zero. I didn’t bother with the wind chill because it was obscene. I just kept thinking,the Cubs’ pitchers and catchers report for spring training today and the NFL Combine officially starts tomorrow. DW picked up some pre-made char-broiled beef patties we fried last night,and had burgers with raw onion,tomato and mustard,just the way I like them,along with potato salad and my baked beans to pretend it was summer. We’re having BLTs for lunch. I will not give in to the mid-winter depression everybody has at the moment.


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  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama Promises To Break Judge’s Amnesty Injunction

    Don’t think for a minute that a federal judges ruling makes a whit of difference to this bastard.He was whining that he’s on ‘solid legal ground’ and that no lower court has ever successfully stopped him.He claims he will abide by the court order but is still making plans to implement his permanent democrat majority scheme.

    “We’re not going to be actually taking applications in until this case is settled,” Obama told reporters in a brief meeting Tuesday.

    “But we are doing the preparatory work because this is a big piece of business,” he said.

    He repeated his determination to continue preparations, despite the judge’s injunction.

    “The Department of Homeland Security will continue in the planning because we want to make sure as soon as these legal issues get resolved, which I anticipate they
    will in our favor, that we are ready to go,” he told reporters.

    Ted Cruz: White House ‘Counterfeiting Immigration Documents’

    “One of the things it points out is the president has claimed, rather absurdly, that the basis of his authority is ‘prosecutorial discretion.’ That he’s simply choosing not to prosecute 4.5 million people here illegally,” Cruz told Fox News. “But what the district court concluded, quite rightly, is they’re doing far more than that. The administration is printing work authorizations. It is affirmatively acting in contravention of federal law. Basically, what its doing is counterfeiting immigration documents, because the work authorizations its printing are directly contrary to the text of federal law. It is dangerous when the president ignores federal law.”


  2. Pistol Pete

    Pelosi Leading Group Of Liberal Democrats On Pilgrimage To Socialist Utopia Cuba…

    House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi traveled with a congressional congregation to Cuba on Tuesday.

    The trip is the first official House delegation to travel to the island nation since President Barack Obama announced late last year an easing of trade restrictions with the Castro regime.



  3. Pistol Pete

    TX judge blocks Obama’s immigration action

    Indiscretion: Obama Admits Personally Changing the Immigration Law

    If federal law enforcement officers apprehended a person who had been using a false Social Security Number, a federal prosecutor with a heavy caseload dominated by more serious crimes might decide not to indict the person. Whatever its merits, that would be an act of prosecutorial discretion.


  4. Pistol Pete

    “Duck Dynasty’s” Phil Robertson to be Awarded at CPAC

    Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Robertson family featured on the A&E show Duck Dynasty, will be receiving the “Andrew Breitbart Defender of the First Amendment Award” at CPAC next week. Robertson is being recognized for “standing firm” in his belief that marriage should be between one man and one woman. Robertson was briefly suspended from Duck Dynasty in December of 2013 following his remarks to GQ Magazine promoting the idea of traditional marriage.


  5. Pistol Pete

    Judge authorizes ‘personal ruin’ for Christian florist

    Says state, same-sex couple can demand home, savings as damages

    It’s come to this: a couple of malicious people who could get flowers anywhere victimize a Christian with strong moral beliefs just to cause pain to somebody who does not approve of their lifestyle.

    “The message of these rulings is unmistakable: The government will bring about your personal and professional ruin if you don’t help celebrate same-sex marriage,” said ADF Senior Counsel Kristen Waggoner.

    “The two men had no problem getting the flowers they wanted,” she said. “They received several offers for free flowers, and the marketplace gives them plenty of options. Laws that are supposed to prohibit discrimination might sound good, but the government has begun to use these laws to hurt people – to force them to conform and to silence and punish them if they don’t violate their religious beliefs on marriage.”


    • chrissythehyphenated

      The Left is hunky-dory with the jackboot of Big Govt just so long as it is harming the people they hate. But the day will come in the not-too-distant future when that same jackboot will be stomping on their necks too. We have the comfort of knowing we’re serving God and will get what we deserve in the next life. What do they have? “But I voted for Obama”?


  6. Pistol Pete

    Ed Henry Grills Josh Earnest Over Egyptian Christians
    They just can’t say the word


  7. Pistol Pete

    Clinton Foundation Taking Money From Foreign Governments While Hillary Prepares For White House Bid…
    A “Real Conflict of Interest”… Unless you’re a Clinton.
    I remember how irritated the dems got in 1996 because Bent Penis was hoarding all the illegal money he could lay hands on because he was afraid he wouldn’t have enough money.


  8. Pistol Pete

    Anti-gun’ attorney busted with gun and ammunition by airport security

    David Malik, who was the first attorney to represent the family of Tamir Rice — the 12-year-old shot and killed by police in November when he brandished a realistic looking pellet gun — was arrested Saturday after airport security found a .22 caliber handgun and a box of ammunition in his possession


  9. Pistol Pete

    Networks in Obama’s Pocket on Immigration
    They’re not in his pocket…they’re groping his underwear

    Next time someone criticizes Fox News to you, show them this. It’s why Fox News exists.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Groping … okay, now that is really gross. And wholly accurate. I’m glad we have Pete to say these things for me cuz you know I’m such a LADY. 🙂


  10. Pistol Pete


    Debbie Wasserman Schultz considering 2016 Senate bid

    Democratic insiders say the Florida rep. and DNC chair would seek Marco Rubio’s seat
    “Of course she’s considering it: Open Senate seats are pretty rare,” said Andrew Weinstein, a longtime supporter of the Weston congresswoman and a 2012 member of President Barack Obama’s national finance team.

    “If you’re a nationally known candidate with a strong fundraising record and a good relationship with your constituents and supporters, you would definitely look at it,” Weinstein added.

    Code Pink Leader Medea Benjamin Detained by US after Trip to Communist Cuba
    What does it say when you’re such a pathetic pig that you can travel to meet with Jihadist killers and Commie dicks and nobody considers kidnapping you?

    Obama bundler Jodie Evans led Code Pink members on stage at the Havana rally in a celebratory dance.

    There were no members of the anti-communist Ladies in White or the splinter group Citizens for Democracy seen dancing on stage with Code Pink.

    During Code Pink’s week-long visit to Cuba, the Castro government arrested nearly one hundred dissidents without a peep from Code Pink


    • chrissythehyphenated

      It’ll be an interesting thing to watch the Commies and the Muzzies battle it out for world domination. My guess is the Anti-Christ will be the global Caliph and the Commies like Medea will either learn to love bowing to Allah or get their heads cut off. Praying we get Raptured before all this comes down the pike, so we can watch it on God’s big screen televisions.


  11. Pistol Pete

    I apologize for that last post…my eyes are still watering
    Dana is a lot easier on the eyes

    Dana Loesch Mocks State Dept’s #JobsForISIS Plan by Holding a ‘Jihadi Job Fair’
    The Obama White House wants to kill the jihadis with kindness.
    The jihadis just want to kill.

    Dana Loesch put together this “Jobs for Jihadis” segment in response to State Department spokesperson Marie Harf’s insistence that offering jobs to ISIS will solve the mass killings in the Middle East.


  12. Pistol Pete

    Extortion and Threats – Attorney General Eric Holder Demands Ferguson Police Department Stop Holding Minorities Accountable For Laws…

    As CEO of the Grievance Industry, and also head of all law enforcement, Attorney General Eric Holder threatens to file a lawsuit against the Ferguson Police Department if the department does not stop holding black residents accountable to laws.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Their attitude toward law-breaking Blacks is exactly the same as their attitude toward law-breaking Muslims.


  13. Pistol Pete

    Marie Barf to Critics: Maybe My Comments Were ‘Too Nuanced’ for You

    “We cannot kill every terrorist around the world, nor should we try,” Harf said later. “How do you get at the root causes of this? It might be too nuanced an argument for some, like I’ve seen over the last 24 hours some of the commentary out there, but it’s really the smart way that Democrats, Republicans, our partners in the Arab world think we need to combat it.”

    Yeah,girlie;us ignorant,country-ass hillfolk out here between Manhattan and Malibu just can’t appreciate your rapier wit and superior intellect.At least we didn’t have to f*ck anybody to get a job.Izzat ‘nuanced’ enough for ya?


    • chrissythehyphenated

      That’s always the assumption, isn’t it? “You don’t agree with me because you’re so stooooooooooopid.”


      • I used to try that tactic on my mom: “You just don’t understand” (said in a condescending tone of voice, clearly implying that she failed to understand because she lacked my superior insight). It worked about as well as you might expect.


  14. Pistol Pete

    FOX News Personalities LAUGH OUT LOUD at Obama’s Farcical Extremism Summit

    Chris Stirewalt: The administration is determined that the “I” word is not going to figure prominently and will, in fact, be shunned in favor of this euphemism.

    Bill Hemmer: Aint going to happen, my friend. At 1:15 this is the title of the panel that is happening today:

    “This panel will focus on the leadership and decision-making necessary for civil society actors to create action-oriented social movements”

    What the hell does that mean?

    Chris Stirewalt: (HA-HA-HA) It means that people will be napping after lunch. That will be a good panel in which you can take a doze. It sounds like something that would take place at a community organizing, at an Obama for America meeting.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Those are the kinds of discussions that happen at Ivy League pubs. One of my favorite characters in fiction was the Ivy League liberal know-it-all Tom Clancy wrote into at least one of the Jack Ryan books. I think his name was Ben. He got an internship at the CIA because he wanted to see up close and in person just how the blood-soaked evil people there carried out all the nefarious schemes the liberals believe in. What he learned was that sitting around a sticky table and blowing hot air was not quite the same thing as making decisions that would affect actual people.


  15. Pistol Pete

    More Awesome Change: Highest Levels Of Millennials Still Living With Parents Since Data First Recorded…

    30.3 percent of 18- to 34-year-olds are living with a parent, according to data from the Census Bureau.

    The data comes from a Census release called “Young Adults: Then and Now,” which “illustrates characteristics of the young adult population (age 18-34) across the decades using data from the 1980, 1990 and 2000 Censuses and the 2009-2013 American Community Survey.”


  16. Pistol Pete

    Joe Biden: Some of My Best Friends are Black… Cab Drivers
    yeah,I know…if a republican had said this,blah blah blah.Well,they didn’t the mushmouthed,perverted old blowhard did,but because he’s a democrat he gets the same pass they all do.
    Vice President Joe Biden insists he has black Somali friends… who drive cabs.

    “I might add if you ever come to the train station with me you’ll notice that I have great relations with them because there’s an awful lot of them driving cabs.”

    It seems like just yesterday when Joe Biden said, “You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.”


  17. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Clinton rebrands Obama’s frat house as her own

    This is written by the despicable turd,Dana Milbank.
    This time, Clinton is properly emphasizing her path-breaking role, but she’s relying on the old-boy network — in large part by taking over President Obama’s heavily male campaign apparatus.

    Her campaign chairman: John Podesta. Her campaign manager: Robby Mook. Her chief strategist: Joel Benenson. Her pollsters: Benenson, John Anzalone and David Binder. Her top media guy: Jim Margolis. John, Robby, Joel, John, David and Jim join former Obama hands such as Jim, Jeremy and Mitch, who have already been boosting Clinton’s candidacy in the super PAC world.


  18. Pistol Pete

    Obama daughter tours colleges alone or with Mom, not Dad

    One possible explanation for Obama’s absence is that presidents attract attention wherever they go and their presence could detract from the visit.

    Practically everywhere they go, presidents are accompanied by helpers and advisers, Secret Service agents, drivers, doctors, reporters and others who travel in his protective security bubble

    Another reason could be he doesn’t give a shit what the family does as long as he can play golf and have fun.–politics.html


    • Ting

      I do feel sorry for the Obama girls.


      • I generally feel bad for any kids that grow up in the White House, no matter who the parents may be. That’s just a horrid situation for an adolescent, and I don’t know how you can live the most impressionable years of your life in that situation and come out sane. . .


      • chrissythehyphenated

        Me too … but my father didn’t tour colleges either. He rarely knew what grade I was in. One of the rare times he showed up for a school open house, he went to the wing where the K-3 rooms were. I was in 6th grade. He thought that was funny. It made me want to cry.


        • Ting

          Things sure were different back then. I thought of my Dad as very involved, but by today’s standards, not so much. I sure never got any help at all with homework or projects for school, and it showed. I think I’m glad about that, though.

          But he was involved on the PTA committees. Fund-raising.


        • Know what you mean. When I went downtown to get awarded Eagle Scout, my Mom was there, and the men from council assumed she was a single mom. No. Not quite.


          • My dad was kind of hit or miss on all those things. He was a lot better about attending things the boys were doing, especially my brother’s little league games, because he was naturally a lot more interested in sports than he was in anything I was doing. I think at the time I just sort of accepted that as normal. My girls were luckier– their father was really good about going to everything they did, including ballet recitals, piano recitals, voice recitals, etc. That’s true love for you!


  19. Pistol Pete

    The Liberal Media’s Love Affair With Obama


  20. Pistol Pete

    Democrat Ellison: I’ve Often Asked Myself Why You Should Have to Register to Vote?
    Evidently, the Texas court’s amnesty decision hit Democrats hard.
    No new voters.

    Liberal Rep. Keith Ellison believes you should not have to register in order to vote.
    These people are lawless.


  21. Pistol Pete

    It is what it is.


  22. Those burgers sound pretty good, Pete. Have an extra for me! It’s not -6F here, but I’m sure ready for summer, too.


    • Pistol Pete

      Actually,the fresh patties were $5 for three 4 oz patties.These frozen ones were 8 patties per package for $6,so DW and i can get 4 meals out of them.I get tired of chicken and pork because thats all we can afford.


      • Ting

        Maybe you can catch some fish before long. I guess the lakes will have to thaw first, though. We catch lots of Chesapeake Bay blue crabs in the summer and enjoy them. They are way too expensive to buy, but you can do well with a chicken neck, some string, and a net.


        • Do you really catch blue crabs, Ting? I LOVE those things! We used to catch them in the canals on the Carolina coast when we were kids and I always try to get some in Virginia when I’m there on business. When I was there in December, I stayed with a buddy in Poquoson, and his kitchen windows had a good view out over the Chesapeake. That’s huge crab country there. Over Christmas, the town wreaths on the lampposts have blue crabs wired to them instead of pinecones.

          Don’t tell Zmalfoy, but I’m going to try to scrounge an invite to her mom and dad’s place for some blue crab cakes next time I’m there (Beltway area). Her mom makes the BEST. The conversation is always pretty good, too, so it’s not ALL about the crab cakes. 🙂


          • Man, I gotta tell you– we had almost no crab cakes last summer. The price of proper blue crab shot through the roof, so mom had to save up for special occasions. (So, we’ll need advance warning if you want some, lol).

            But agreed, if there’s one good thing about the People’s Republick of Marylandistan, it’s our amazing Blue Crabs. Which is why I support actual common sense conservation of the bay and the Crab population. But only the sensible stuff. This rain tax is effing BS. . .


            • I hear yah. But you’re right that fishing and crab populations really do need common sense conservation.

              Hey, if we can wrangle an invitation to your mom’s dining room table, we will certainly bring the crabs with us. Don’t care how much it costs. But we can take you all to dinner out, as well. Seriously, though, me and Gruntessa will be out there together in just a few weeks. Do you think you can put feelers out for a couple of guest spots on their calendar soon? Por favor? 🙂


              • Sure! I’ll be over there this evening, so I’ll ask. I know that in May they’ll be taking a cruise to the British Isles and Ireland, but they should be around most of March or April. They’ll need dates, but I’ll definitely put out feelers tonight!


        • Man, I would love to go crabbing on the Bay sometime. . . sounds like an awesome time. . .


          • Ting

            Really, you don’t even need to be on the Bay. All the little creeks, etc. that come off the bay and the rivers should have them in the summer. The Rappahannock has them almost all the way to Fredericksburg, even though the water is only brackish there, and not really salty anymore. I would think the Potomac would have them, too. And most of the little creeks and inlets closer to the mouths of the rivers. It is so easy. Tie the chicken neck at the end of the long string. Throw it into the water. Watch for the string to tighten up, and then slowly, slowly shorten the string, with the net in the water and ready to swoop under the crab and chicken neck as you bring it close enough to the surface to see it. It takes a few practices to get the technique down, but once you do you can catch dinner – or at least a very delicious appetizer.

            We know a lot of folks who are raising oysters in beds for the sole purpose of cleaning the waters. If the waters are too close to marinas, etc. the oysters really should not be eaten, but they still serve the purpose of removing a lot of bad stuff from the water. I’m with you – the Bay is too beautiful and prolific to ruin.


            • I’ll have to find a place to try this. I’d be wary of trying to catch any in the Anacostia . . .

              I do love the oyster clean-up plan. That’s a natural way to clean up the waters without imposing undue burdens upon the people living here.


            • Hey Ting! Since the DW and I will be in the area for about a week next month, can we interest you in meeting for dinner somewhere? I don’t have the date yet, and there’s no pressure at all, especially since we don’t want to inconvenience you and your husband. But we’d love to buy you both dinner, if it can be arranged. Let us know if you think you might be able to convince your hub!


  23. But guys, seriously, I just learned about something so freaking awesome, I had to share it with everyone:

    Hai! In Iga and Koga, they celebrate Ninja day on Feb 22. So Awesome. And yes, I am now adopting this holiday as my own, and will wear all navy-blue to Church on Sunday in honor of the day. . .