Daily Archives: February 9, 2015

More Lyin’ by Brian – Robbed while selling Christmas trees

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This is from the New York Post:

At least four times, Brian Williams has claimed he was robbed as a teen while helping a local church with their Christmas tree fund raiser:

“That wasn’t a bad job, until a guy came up and stuck a .38-caliber pistol in my face and made me hand over all the money. Merry Christmas, right? Of course, I suddenly appreciated the other jobs I thought I hated.”

Long-time residents of the town say it’s bunk. The man who ran a restaurant near the site of the alleged crime said, “I find it hard to believe anyone was held up in this area in the ’70s. It was very safe.”

One elder resident said, “I was born in Red Bank, there were no crimes like that. Tell Brian Williams to stop lying.”

Another elder resident called it “a very peaceful town” where kids walked alone at night and “no one locked their cars.”


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SI Cover Model Hannah Davis Defends Photo: “Not That Naughty”

Naughty2Gruntington Post – Swimsuit model Hannah Davis just appeared on NBC’s Today Show with Matt Lauer to talk about her debut on the cover of Sports Illustrated Magazine. Because her cover photo has been controversial, NBC chose to cover part of the image with a large red ribbon in the graphic they showed to their TV audience. This prompted Ms. Davis to defend the photo as “not that naughty.”

Shortly after the appearance on the Today Show, Gruntington Post reporter Gruntessa of Monte Cristo was able to ask Ms. Davis a few questions off-camera in the NBC studios.

Gruntessa: “Ms. Davis, some have speculated that your cover shot was merely selected from some behind-the-scenes shots of you while you were changing outfits. After all, you don’t seem to be anywhere close to having your bikini bottoms pulled up over your lady business.”

Hannah Davis: “What? NO! I’m completely wearing that suit! It’s not uncommon to do a little peak-a-boo with the bottoms with thumbs hooked in the straps. Everybody’s doing it now. Really. It’s not that big a deal.”

Gruntessa: “But in this case, it’s clear that an extensive amount of photoshopping was necessary to extend ‘torso smoothness’ a good 6 inches below the point where it’s believable.  I’m not even talking about waxing; there’s whole realms of topographical reality that got whitewashed here.  Those bottoms were pretty much down around your ankles at that point. Did the tropical breeze make it hard to maintain focus? Did you catch cold?”

Hannah Davis: “Um. I think this interview is over. My body guard is an ex-TSA agent. You might be want to hurry along there.”

Gruntessa: “Thank you , Ms. Davis! I’ll let myself out!” *actual mic drop*


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There’s so much of this nonsense floating around,I have to check to make sure nobody here has already posted some of it. I’m doing it all in the header because I have plenty of other items. Trouble with these vapid,egotistical morons is they think anybody with an above-room-temperature are buying their bullcrap.
We don’t,but it doesn’t seem to matter much. Liberals lie. It defines them and how operate. If they were truthful nobody would ever put up with them. You’re never going to change them,so just have fun mocking them. Like grandad always said, ‘There’s a difference between laughed with and laughed at.’


Brian Williams Suspends Himself, But Says ‘Upon My Return…’

Just a little sabbatical until the heat’s off.
“In the midst of a career spent covering and consuming news, it has become painfully apparent to me that I am presently too much a part of the news, due to my actions.

“As Managing Editor of NBC Nightly News, I have decided to take myself off of my daily broadcast for the next several days, and Lester Holt has kindly agreed to sit in for me to allow us to adequately deal with this issue. Upon my return, I will continue my career-long effort to be worthy of the trust of those who place their trust in us.”


Too Funny – The Latest Brian Williams Tale: “I Stared Down A Thug’s Snub-Nosed .38 While Selling Christmas Trees Out Of The Back Of A Truck” – 2005 interview with Esquire magazine

In a 2005 interview with Esquire magazine, Williams said a thief drew on him in the 1970s — leaving him “looking up at a thug’s snub-nosed .38 while selling Christmas trees out of the back of a truck.”

BRIAN WILLIAMS: I Own “Part of the Fuselage” of Chopper That Crashed in Osama Bin Laden Raid
“I have something that fits that perfectly. I have friends among the Special Operations folks in the Pentagon. And I have a piece of the fuselage of the chopper that didn’t make it in Abbottabad. It’s one of the toughest things to get. And the president has a piece of it as well. And I didn’t ask any questions.”
For the record – The US never recovered the downed chopper.

Oh Good Grief – Not A Spoof: In 2011 Brian Williams Recalled Crawling On His Hands and Knees To Save A Puppy From a Burning Building…

My firehouse was a modest engine company — three engines, three garage doors and about 30 of the best men I’ve ever known. We fought all the usual fires that break out in the suburbs: brush fires, car fires, dumpsters, dryers, light fixtures — and worst of all, the occasional house, already in flames when we arrived.

I remember one such house fire — the structure was fully involved with flames and smoke. I was wearing a breathing apparatus, conducting a search on my hands and knees, when I felt something warm, squishy and furry on the floor of a closet. I instinctively tucked it in my coat. When I got outside, I saw two small eyes staring up at me, and I returned the 3-week-old (and very scared) puppy to its grateful owners.

I miss fighting fires every day. I miss everything about it — the sights, the smells, the equipment, the urgency — but mostly the camaraderie. I keep my fire helmet in my office at 30 Rock here in New York as a constant reminder of who I used to be and what I used to do. Mostly, I miss the service of it. Even on days when we answered no alarms, I was still able to say, “I served today. I was there, had I been needed by my neighbors.” (read more)


The Daily Caller Obtains Brian Williams’s Schedule For The Week

Tanning appointment

Flight to Las Vegas

Join Mile-High Club.

Turn $200 into $20,000 using card-counting method perfected in Macau.

Supreme Court conference call

Rent car. Drive to Reno.
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Shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Ski K-12 in Squaw Valley with one ski.

Return to Vegas. (Roll down window to enrich left arm tan.)
Flight from Vegas. Mile High Club again.

Tanning appointment

Capture FBI-Most-Wanted al-Shabab terror recruiter Liban Haji Mohamed.

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Eat 50 eggs.

Accuse Republicans of lying in serious-sounding rant. (Use deep anchor voice.)

Teach advanced chaos theory course.

Kill fresh game (preferably mallard duck) for dinner.


Weekly meeting to advise Joe Biden on politics, philosophy, media strategy

Remove own appendix.

Tanning appointment

Complete cinnamon challenge.

Weekly meeting to advise New Black Panthers on politics, philosophy, media strategy

Meeting with so-called crisis management consultants

Call Bill Clinton. Seek real advice.

Ambulance duty at New York-Presbyterian

Don cape, mask and homemade utility belt to fight crime in gritty, urban areas


Tanning appointment (double session)

BASE jumping

Synchronized swim team practice

Fight Club

Weekly pickup game with Brooklyn Nets

Look for new job just in case things get crazy. (Dan Rather? MSNBC?)

Lie Hard sm8






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In 2006, Lyin’ Brian blew off real heroes for a SNL cameo

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Back in the fall of 2006, Brian Williams reneged on a six months old obligation to MC the Congressional Medal of Honor Society‘s national convention gala banquet.

He showed up at the last minute and announced he would be leaving the event early for a “pressing engagement” back in New York. He greeted the 1,000+ guests, then bugged out. Event organizers even arranged for him to have a police escort to rush him to his plane.

His “pressing engagement” turned out to be a cameo appearance on “Saturday Night Live.”

As Mark Steyn put it, Brian Williams is to anchors what Anthony Wiener is to wankers.

At this writing, Brian Williams is still listed as a member of the Congressional Medal of Honor Board of Directors. Here are all the ways you can contact the CMOH to suggest it is past time they severed their relationship with this disrespectful fraud:



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