There’s so much of this nonsense floating around,I have to check to make sure nobody here has already posted some of it. I’m doing it all in the header because I have plenty of other items. Trouble with these vapid,egotistical morons is they think anybody with an above-room-temperature are buying their bullcrap.
We don’t,but it doesn’t seem to matter much. Liberals lie. It defines them and how operate. If they were truthful nobody would ever put up with them. You’re never going to change them,so just have fun mocking them. Like grandad always said, ‘There’s a difference between laughed with and laughed at.’
Brian Williams Suspends Himself, But Says ‘Upon My Return…’
Just a little sabbatical until the heat’s off.
“In the midst of a career spent covering and consuming news, it has become painfully apparent to me that I am presently too much a part of the news, due to my actions.
“As Managing Editor of NBC Nightly News, I have decided to take myself off of my daily broadcast for the next several days, and Lester Holt has kindly agreed to sit in for me to allow us to adequately deal with this issue. Upon my return, I will continue my career-long effort to be worthy of the trust of those who place their trust in us.”
SOME OF THESE NEWS ITEMS ARE REAL,SOME MAY BE FABRICATED.I DON’T KNOW WHICH IS WHICH AND MAKE NO CLAIMS AS TO THEIR VERACITY.
Too Funny – The Latest Brian Williams Tale: “I Stared Down A Thug’s Snub-Nosed .38 While Selling Christmas Trees Out Of The Back Of A Truck” – 2005 interview with Esquire magazine
In a 2005 interview with Esquire magazine, Williams said a thief drew on him in the 1970s — leaving him “looking up at a thug’s snub-nosed .38 while selling Christmas trees out of the back of a truck.”
BRIAN WILLIAMS: I Own “Part of the Fuselage” of Chopper That Crashed in Osama Bin Laden Raid
“I have something that fits that perfectly. I have friends among the Special Operations folks in the Pentagon. And I have a piece of the fuselage of the chopper that didn’t make it in Abbottabad. It’s one of the toughest things to get. And the president has a piece of it as well. And I didn’t ask any questions.”
For the record – The US never recovered the downed chopper.
Oh Good Grief – Not A Spoof: In 2011 Brian Williams Recalled Crawling On His Hands and Knees To Save A Puppy From a Burning Building…
My firehouse was a modest engine company — three engines, three garage doors and about 30 of the best men I’ve ever known. We fought all the usual fires that break out in the suburbs: brush fires, car fires, dumpsters, dryers, light fixtures — and worst of all, the occasional house, already in flames when we arrived.
I remember one such house fire — the structure was fully involved with flames and smoke. I was wearing a breathing apparatus, conducting a search on my hands and knees, when I felt something warm, squishy and furry on the floor of a closet. I instinctively tucked it in my coat. When I got outside, I saw two small eyes staring up at me, and I returned the 3-week-old (and very scared) puppy to its grateful owners.
I miss fighting fires every day. I miss everything about it — the sights, the smells, the equipment, the urgency — but mostly the camaraderie. I keep my fire helmet in my office at 30 Rock here in New York as a constant reminder of who I used to be and what I used to do. Mostly, I miss the service of it. Even on days when we answered no alarms, I was still able to say, “I served today. I was there, had I been needed by my neighbors.” (read more)
YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP, FOLKS. HE CAN, BUT YOU CAN’T.
The Daily Caller Obtains Brian Williams’s Schedule For The Week
Flight to Las Vegas
Join Mile-High Club.
Turn $200 into $20,000 using card-counting method perfected in Macau.
Supreme Court conference call
Rent car. Drive to Reno.
Shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Ski K-12 in Squaw Valley with one ski.
Return to Vegas. (Roll down window to enrich left arm tan.)
Flight from Vegas. Mile High Club again.
Capture FBI-Most-Wanted al-Shabab terror recruiter Liban Haji Mohamed.
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Eat 50 eggs.
Accuse Republicans of lying in serious-sounding rant. (Use deep anchor voice.)
Teach advanced chaos theory course.
Kill fresh game (preferably mallard duck) for dinner.
Weekly meeting to advise Joe Biden on politics, philosophy, media strategy
Remove own appendix.
Complete cinnamon challenge.
Weekly meeting to advise New Black Panthers on politics, philosophy, media strategy
Meeting with so-called crisis management consultants
Call Bill Clinton. Seek real advice.
Ambulance duty at New York-Presbyterian
Don cape, mask and homemade utility belt to fight crime in gritty, urban areas
Tanning appointment (double session)
Synchronized swim team practice
Weekly pickup game with Brooklyn Nets
Look for new job just in case things get crazy. (Dan Rather? MSNBC?)