Ever had a love/hate relationship with a car? Did it seem like every payday,just like clockwork,the damn thing decide to break down at the most inopportune time? When I was in college I worked part time and got paid every 2 weeks. I had a 1960 Mercury comet. The engine had a cracked blocked,so we put in an engine from a Plymouth Valiant. It was a Comet/Valiant hybrid… Vomit for short. Every other Friday…dead battery,starter,alternator,timing chain,fan belt,flat tire. It was possessed by demons.

I’ve had my Ford POS for about a year. I had an issue with the starter sometimes making that zinging noise when I turned the key. Took it to my mechanic and he couldn’t get it to misbehave even once. It’s been OK since. Monday my doorlatch was frozen when I went to leave for work. Took it to the Merlins shyster around the block from my house. He thawed it out and put some gop on it. It worked about a dozen times yesterday morning,then the door wouldn’t close again. Took it to our mechanic yesterday and,you guessed it,he couldn’t get the latch to jam even once. I can sense it chuckling at me. Sometimes I hate my life.





This was my granny…I swear







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  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama Schedule || Wednesday, February 4, 2015

    Posted on February 3, 2015, 8:39 pm by Keith Koffler • 38 Comments

    Wednesday, February 4, 2015

    10:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
    10:55 am || Meets with a group of “DREAMers” who have received deferred action with respect to deportation
    3:30 pm || Meets with American Muslim leaders; Roosevelt Room]
    5:30 pm || Hosts a reception for new Members of Congress; State Floor

    Guess which group he’d rather ignore.


  2. Pistol Pete

    After ISIS execution, angry King Abdullah quotes Clint Eastwood to U.S. lawmakers

    Hunter would not say which part of “Unforgiven” the king quoted, but noted it was where Eastwood’s character describes how he is going to deliver his retribution. There is a scene in the picture in which Eastwood’s character, William Munny, says, “Any man I see out there, I’m gonna kill him. Any son of a bitch takes a shot at me, I’m not only going to kill him, I’m going to kill his wife and all his friends and burn his damn house down.”


  3. Pistol Pete

    Obama’s perceptions of the consequences of his presidency are cocooned within the warm embrace of fantasy. Beyond the palace gates at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, though, the world is beginning to crumble.

    Here is the wreckage of President Obama’s foreign policy, contrasted with the irrelevant musings of his State of the Union speech. When will the destruction be wrought here?

    Soon…and he’ll dodge any blame for anything.


  4. Pistol Pete

    The MSNBC presidency: Obama accused Romney using coded racism in 2012 concession call

    In “Believer: My 40 Years in Politics,” former senior Obama adviser David Axelrod writes that the GOP candidate implied on the call that Obama had won because of his popularity in black communities, according to the New York Daily News, which acquired an advance copy of the book.

    Obama was “unsmiling during the call, and slightly irritated when it was over,” according to Axelrod.

    “‘You really did a great job of getting out the vote in places like Cleveland and Milwaukee,’ in other words, black people. That’s what he thinks this was all about,” Obama said after he hung up with Romney.
    It was all about using the iRS to suppress conservative groups and rigging voting machines and tens of thousands voting multiple times.Lets be honest.


  5. Pistol Pete

    Dick Morris: Scott Walker could win

    Remember when the toe-sucker predicted a landslide Romney victory?


  6. Pistol Pete

    Qatar Foreign Minister Admits “We Were Asked to Negotiate Bergdahl Swap”
    Last week Obama White House Chief of Staff Denis McDonough told CNN:
    We Don’t Negotiate With Terrorists

    But, that was not true.
    The Foreign Minister of Qatar told reporters this week the country was asked to negotiate the Bergdahl swap with the Taliban.

    Last week, one of the “Taliban 5 Dream Team” who was swapped for Bergdahl reached out to the Taliban, according to CNN


  7. Pistol Pete

    Might Hillary Stay Out?
    Democrats have a pathetic bench. While the GOP can look at young and bright faces like Walker, Cruz, Rand, Rubio, Jindal, Martinez, Haley, and Pence, which Democrats besides Hillary have a realistic shot at winning the White House?
    She has every big money backer on her side and nothing will stop her quest for the ultimate power.

    Hillary’s High Life

    As a senator, candidate or hired speaker, Clinton has spared no expense on travel.
    think she’ll give all that up just to be a “grandma”?
    An analysis of public documents by National Review Online shows that Clinton took more than $19.2 million worth of private flights during the primaries before dropping out when then-senator Barack Obama finally built an insurmountable lead. Romney, who ultimately finished second in the primaries to Senator John McCain, spent just over $2.2 million on private-plane travel.


  8. Pistol Pete

    Democrats might skip Benjamin Netanyahu speech

    Joe Biden is among those not committed to attending the Israeli prime minister’s address to Congress.
    Democrats have had to balance publicly supporting Israel with backing Obama, who’s trying to close a deal with Iran to curb its nuclear programs over vehement opposition from Netanyahu, who has expressed concerns that the U.S. president is being naive. Negotiations are facing a deadline at the end of March for a political framework.
    He’s not naive,Mr. Prime Minister…he’s a radical closet muslim who hates you and everything you stand for.


  9. Pistol Pete

    Goldman Sachs CEO Key Investor in Hillary’s Son-In-Law’s Hedge Fund
    What an incestuous bunch of turds.
    I imagine waking up next to Killary’s hellspawn is not unlike the unfortunate Mr. Woltz in The Godfather.
    At least hes doing for the money.

    The founders’ pedigree helped raise them money, investors said. One of Mr. Mezvinsky’s partners, Bennett Grau, got his start at J. Aron & Co., the commodity-trading arm that produced many of Goldman Sachs’s current leaders, including Mr. Blankfein.

    Of course being related to a former president and perhaps future president has apparently been helpful to Mezvinsky’s enterprise as well.
    Ya think??


  10. Pistol Pete

    Obama Responds to ISIS Torching of Jordanian Pilot By Pushing Obamacare
    No matter what,its always about him.
    Barack Obama responded to the horrific murder by pushing Obamacare.

    “Should, in fact, this video be authentic, it’s just one more indication of the viciousness and barbarity of this organization. And I think we’ll redouble the vigilance and determination of the a global coalition to make sure they are degraded and ultimately defeated. And it also just indicates the degree to which whatever ideology they’re operating off of is bankrupt. We’re here to talk about how to make people healthier and make their lives better. And this organization appears only interested in death and destruction.”


  11. Pistol Pete

    ABC Fawns Over Obama Aide’s ‘Beautifully Written’ Book

    ABC’s Good Morning America, a superficial show that rarely focuses on actual news, on Wednesday made time to promote the book of Reggie Love, Barack Obama’s former “body man.” Co-host Robin Roberts enthused over the “beautifully written” Power Forward: My Presidential Education.
    This is just so sad


  12. Pistol Pete

    Netanyahu Responds to White House & Media Attacks on His March Congressional Speech
    In January the Obama administration official told reporters Netanyahu “spat in our face” after the Israeli Prime Minister agreed to speak before a joint session of Congress in March.

    The White House claimed it was blindsided by Netanyahu’s acceptance to speak before Congress.

    Now we know that this was all a lie.
    The New York Times admitted that Prime Minister Netanyahu accepted Speaker Boehner’s invitation only after the Obama administration had been informed of the request.

    This week Prime Minister Netanyahu responded to the liberal attacks.

    “I’ll go anywhere I’m invited to enunciate the State of Israel’s position and defend its future and existence.”


  13. Pistol Pete

    Krauthammer: It’s Time for the United States to “Declare War” on ISIS
    Unfortunately,mr. Keauthammer,it’ll have to wait until we have a president who’s not a muslim sympathizer.


  14. Pistol Pete

    Extreme Senate Democrats Embrace Obstructionist Hostage-taking, Threaten Shut Down

    Yes, that strident headline is deliberate trolling, but it serves to illustrate a point about rhetoric and shifting standards. When they held the Senate majority, Democrats regularly attacked Republicans as reflexive obstructionists whose over-reliance on the filibuster (provoked by Harry Reid’s historic abuse of power) left them no choice but to limit that minority parliamentary tool. They frequently framed GOP positions as “extreme,” regardless of whether the label remotely applied.
    McConnell has always been Reid’s bitch-boy,and he still is.


  15. Pistol Pete

    Democrat Obama Proposes 14% Snatch-and-Grab Tax on Overseas Cash Piles
    Barack Obama’s proposed budget includes a 14% Snatch-and-Grab tax on corporate overseas cash piles.
    So he can blow more money here at home.
    if the moutain of money won’t come to Mohammed,Mohammed will go to the mountain of money


  16. Argh! Browser tricked me and I clicked thumbs-down on Pete’s “Snatch-and-Grab Tax” comment. I didn’t mean it, Pete! How do I thumb-back-up? Ah, there we go. Changed it. Whew.

    Following up on the ValJar Stanford U 1977 quote poster from yesterday (or was it Monday?), Diann at All the Right Snark reposts the graphic and says,

    I have searched and searched and I cannot find the source of the quote on this image. I have found articles that refer to this quote as something Jarrett claimed while a student at Stanford University, but cannot find the source. If you have found it, please share it in the comments section. The Examiner credits Victoria Jackson, but for the life of me, I cannot find any original source.

    If it’s true, it is disturbing to say the least.

    But, Diann concludes as we did, “When you look at the evidence, that quote attributed to Valerie Jarrett begins to sound more and more feasible.”